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Honestly Smartless
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
Episodes
- Honestly Smartless
Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby **REPLAY**
Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do…
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Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend…
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My Ex is Trying to Kill Me
Chelsea's ex didn't fix her brakes, he just showed her a fake $1,700 invoice line by line.Lindsay did a drive-by of the old house to grab her fall boots and…
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Sharing Panties and Crockpots
Chelsea and Lindsay recap a girls' weekend Wisconsin where everyone was too respectful, the men all loved their wives, and Chelsea just wanted someone to…
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Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Taylor Frankie Paul & Why We Blame the Wrong Person **REPLAY**
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life…
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Divorces and FLDS Cults *REPLAY*
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting…
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Banana Butt Stuff and Bimbos
PSA: don't shove a banana up your butt and we have a genuinely solid sex trafficking prevention tip.Lindsay cried at 5:30 on Friday, went out anyway, and…
- Honestly Smartless
Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby
Chelsea marks 16 years sober with zero presents and a formal complaint. She spends a weekend eye-fucking Aquaman at a lake party, watches her friend ask to do…
- Honestly Smartless
How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend
Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from…
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Why Men Hate Women
We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher…
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How to Break Up in 5 Minutes
How to break up in 5 minutes:1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions.3…
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Nip Slips and Psychics
A psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence. Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in…
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My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings
Lindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her…
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[REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots…
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Midlife Crisis Meltdown
Besties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis…
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Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.**ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026***Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe…
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Dating Advice From a Woman Who Tells Guys Her Credit Score on Date One
She's moving out for real this time. After everything that went down with the roommate, Chelsea plays "reasons I'm excited to move out".Cyber updates, a guy…
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Knicks in Five and Back Fat Rankings
Knicks are champions. Lindsay called her husband fat in the car and immediately got dropped off. And after a weekend that escalated into the kind of night…
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Everything We Can't Talk About
Parrot earrings from a dead woman's jewelry box, a homemade NA Paloma recipe, and the hottest guy in Denver showing up at Chelseas's work. Chelsea and Lindsay…
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ASMR Bedtime Stories
Thirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds…
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Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants
At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend…
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Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard
Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast…
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Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026
A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.Chelsea Turano and Dr…
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Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story
He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay…
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Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries
Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian…
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Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just…
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Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting…
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The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the…
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First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok…
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Tiger Woods is Black Jesus
We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way…
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Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life…
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Manosphere Dicks and Icks
Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties…
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474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA
474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets.Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron…
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The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job
Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now…
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Ellen and Edibles
Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with…
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Salmon Jizz
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend…
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Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap
RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and…
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Milk Mansion vs Bop House
Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.Send us a textSupport the…
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Booty, Botox, and Beckhams
What is Bubbles up to? Chelsea's booty gains, Lindsay can't get Botox to save her life, and which side of the Beckham drama are you on?Send us a textSupport…
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Am I an Autistic Barbie?
Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home.Send us a textSupport the…
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Game Night Gaslighting
Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, and are we bad…
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Pay Pigs
Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with…
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2025 Recap
Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with…
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Taylor Swift Eras and Gay Dogs
Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports, and Taylor Swift is really onto something.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe…
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SNL Sell Out
Michigan's coach plan b failure, Alicia Silverstone's acting lips, Joe Burrow's swords and bringing awareness to hot tub sex trafficking.Send us a textSupport…
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We Invented "No Contact"
Oprah is rebranding boundaries, the taint is free and on fire, how to grift your way into your boyfriend's life, and we got an agent!!Send us a textSupport the…
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Holiday Hangover
Freaky Friday body swap, Thanksgiving fails, Meghan Markle and pedicure dates.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who…
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Chanting and ChatGPT
An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is…
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Benjamin Franklin Fan Club
Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. Bits and Clips00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot03:23 Ben…
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Hoarding Husbands
My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more.Bits and Clips00:00 F*** you brad02:21 Friends…
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Tall Guy Shenanigans
EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we…
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Baby Buttholes
Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips.Bits…
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Taylor Swift Needs our Help
Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's…
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Recycling is a Scam
Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about…
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#PowerOfBesties
Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.Clips and Bits02:38 John Cena in yoga…
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Crack Pipes and Charlie Kirk
A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best.Clips…
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Joe Burrow Loves Fossils
Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying…
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Taylor Swift is Done with Shrek Dating
Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog…
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Manifesting a Free Taint
Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And…
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Savannah Bananas Snail Trail
Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during…