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Honestly Smartless
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
Episodes
- Honestly Smartless
Move Over Katie Feeney
Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to…
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Soft Throuple
WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15…
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Hunting Wives
Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.00:00 Shotguns and Lions03:56…
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Kiss Cam Cheaters
Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.01:43…
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BBL Butt Rot
Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair…
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MAGA with Camel Toes
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots…
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Pickleball Porn
Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of…
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Depression Core
Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not…
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Lesbian Lovers
Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation…
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The Art of Being Hot
What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be…
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Hot Autism Summer
Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate. 00:00 – Japanese fairy 01:09 – Night…
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Ozempic Confessions
Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS…
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Great American Sperm Race
Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity. 00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees02:19 –…
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Promising Young Women Love Smut
Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman, and…
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Betting on the Pope
Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's…
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Blow Me Away
John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, donkeys…
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Where do Old Waitresses go to Die?
Is being a Walmart greeter in Chelsea's future? And we chat about the bizarre Canadian Stork Derby competition, $40 socks, spoon theory and Katy Perry and the…
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Who Hired the Devil?
Sometimes your coworkers suck, and we have solutions of how to handle handle them.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend…
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Strap-Ons & Sad Boys
Canadian goose, lonely boys, rating Hinge profiles, and how do you choose a smut book. Plus, Lululemon haul and at-home chemical peels - what could go…
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How to tell your partner they are fat
Do you tip toe around it or just give it to them straight? Tell us what how you would tell your partner they are looking a little tubby.Send us a textSupport…
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Affairs & Friendship Fails
Double dutching dogs, blurry boundaries, and 5 things you need from Target. Plus, do you have 5 friends that you actually like?Send us a textSupport the…
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Leave Remy Alone
Let Remy live her life! Plus, how to to trick yourself into a eating a salad and dealing with hating your body. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe…
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Morgan Wallen had a Bad Hair Day
Did Morgan Wallen really stomp off? Lindsay had an unsuccessful cat rescue, Chelsea is going pro in pickleball soon, and WTF is up with incest on White…
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Bad Girlzzz
Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker, doing rich kid sh*t, and we came up with our own bad girlzzz nicknames.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share…
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Big Balls in Tight Jeans
Pickleball season is in full swing, cellulite happens to everyone, we need therapy advice and to learn how to eat smaller portions. Send us a textSupport the…
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Ugly Spring Shoes
Why are we giving up on shoes this season? And shopping is more fun when you are feeling your best - even if the fashion is hideous. Send us a textSupport the…
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Doggy Style to Dating Style
New undies, terrorism is funny, animal sounds across the world, and a dating update.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one…
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5 Must-have Self-Care Products for 2025
Russian beauty routines, scalp care, and taking lessons from Meghan Markle (Sussex).Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one…
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Addicted to Abusive Relationships
Chelsea can't seem to quit comedy, Lindsay has friendship amnesia, and we just want to feel special.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share…
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[Advice from Besties] Can you sleep with 1,000 men a day?
Bonnie Blue set a high body count to beat, and we all just want to be Alix Earle. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend…
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Boob Jobs & Broken Condoms
Did Lindsay get fake boobs and get knocked up? Chelsea is getting hotter, and it's just expensive to be us. So please support this show, thanks. Send us a…
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[Advice from Besties] Spontaneous or Reliable?
Are you a bad texter but a good friend? Would you rather have a spontaneous friend or reliable friend? Would you rather give great advice or give great…
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Baby Girl & Daddy
We support Ducky the Yorkie, give Meghan Markle a break, and we are taking inspiration from "365 Days" and writing our own smut book.Send us a textSupport the…
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[Advice from Besties] Sex or Vacation?
Another game of "Would you rather...?" Plus, navigating long distance relationships and friendships. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share…
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Fake Butts and Flirting
Freedom to buy a new butt and the flirting and eye f*cking masterclass is now in session.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one…
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[Advice from Besties] Eating Up the Attention
Can you be married and still have friends of the opposite gender? And Bianca Censori has our attention, so let's appreciate her hot body.Send us a textSupport…
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So C*nt
Boys are ruining our friends, we are on a mission to get hired at Barstool, and what is up with using the word c*nt??Send us a textSupport the showLike…
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[Advice from Besties] Trumping Eating Disorders
How can we tell if your values have been compromised? And Lindsay gives an update on her eating, or lack thereof.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe…
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Touched by Justin Timberlake
Chelsea has a new English fan, Lindsay fulfilled her childhood dream, and we are on a mission to get hired at Barstool.00:00 Cuddly Critters05:54 Instagram…
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REPLAY: [Advice from Besties] Butt Stuff
Advice about butt stuff and Valentine's Day.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us…
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Good Girls Guide to Adult Films with Vic Lagina
What goes on BTS at an adult film shoot? Do these actors need therapy? What makes for a great film? And so many more questions about the adult film industry…
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[Advice from Besties] Wild World of Makeup Artists with Olivia
A dog that was squished, overconsumption of makeup and Chapstick, and blowouts are BS.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one…
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Makeup Faceoff with Olivia
Amateur (Dr. Lindsay) vs Pro (Olivia) in a makeup faceoff to see who can make Chelsea look like the Caramel Instagram filter, while sharing hilarious…
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Raunchy Rap & Relationship Skills
What kind of bedroom skills do you need in order to write a raunchy rap about it?Plus, ins and outs for 2025.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and…
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Flirting, Fame, and Jimmy Carter
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay have a pop culture catch up about Nikki Glaser, Kieran Culkin, Jimmy Carter, Jerry Springer, and all of the Kardashians. And now you…
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Navigating New Years Resolutions
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay are wondering, what is the point of New Years resolutions? And another fun round of, "Would You Rather."Send us a textSupport the…
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New Year, New Us
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay discuss their holiday experiences, AI puppies, the Kardashians, It Ends with Us, Blake Lively, Paige and Craig, and why male feminist…
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REPLAY: [Advice from Besties] Pretty Friends Only
REPLAY: How many dates does it take to put you into the friend zone? And should you only have pretty friends, or does that make you a terrible and insecure…
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Bringing our own cups with Elissa Bassist
This week Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay welcome to the show, Elissa Bassist to discuss her should-be-award-winning-book, "Hysterical", and the importance of humor in…
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Are you really best friends if you're not willing to sleep with someone to get them a job??
We will sleep with someone for a job, maybe? And there is a mating crisis, and we question our self-worth and societal standards.Send us a textSupport the…
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14 years of sobriety down the drain and 2024 year end recap
In this episode of Honesty Smartless, Chelsea and Lindsay engage in a light-hearted conversation that covers a range of topics from their cozy critter of the…
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[Advice from Besties] Why Are People OBSESSED With This Dating Power Move?
Are giving BJs a power move? And we can't get enough of the conspiracy theories around Luigi Mangione and JonBenet Ramsey.Send us a textSupport the showLike…
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Holding Space for 2025
What does holding space even mean? We finally started making goals for 2025, and on the list is being less of a loser.Send us a textThree Spirit Elixirs and…
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[Advice from Besties] Fake Girlfriend
How much would you charge to be a fake girlfriend? And would you rather have hoofs for hands or candy cane legs? And more nonsense, like "What is Kohl's…
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Hacks and Scams
Being honest about the scams of beauty trends, supplements, and the pressure of having holiday plans. And sharing hacks of having food poisoning, how to not…
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[Advice from Bestie] FMK: Santa Claus Edition
A twisted game of 'F*ck, Marry, Kill' with iconic Christmas characters & we share our favorite holiday movies.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe…
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Cockblocking Chelsea's Christmas
Being honestly smartless about our love for giraffes, just realizing that Glen Powell is pretty hot, and Lindsay is trying to help Chelsea make better…
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[Advice from Besties] Male Yoga Teachers
Male yoga teachers - ick or ok? Do you think football players are throwing the games to win bets? Finally, what's the deal with advent calendars?Send us a…
Honestly SmartlessBoyz & Brunch
We love a good rebrand! Introducing, "Honestly Smartless", because we are just two dumb girls.We are putting up Christmas decor, perfume for dogs, and the most…
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[Advice from Besties] Public Humiliation & Brianna Chickenfry
We have to talk about Zach Bryan and Brianna Chicken Fry, including the public humiliation stemming from a breakup and the implications of such actions in…