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Honestly Smartless
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
Episodes
- Honestly Smartless
The Roman Empire is Crumbling
Lindsay and Chelsea talk issues like like spoons and taking comedians at face value. But more importantly, what's going on with the Roman Empire?Connect with…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Botched Boob Jobs
How do you explain why you don't want to have sex on a family vacation? How do you limit the presence (and influence) of an annoying, cocky guy in your friend…
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Drew's Dissonance
This week, Chelsea and Lindsay tackle issues like cleaning your ears without a q-tip, going to the doctor, and sexual harassment at work. Plus, what is Drew…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Pump and Dump (Him)
In this advice episode, Chelsea and Lindsay answer hard-hitting questions. Would you get rid of a pet to move in with a significant other? Would you be okay…
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Uneducated Women
This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk about issues from product packaging to free bleeding to how they need to start reading the dictionary. Then, they dive into…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Hot Takes
Lindsay and Chelsea share their hot takes. Is the personal development industry empty and meaningless? Should more women participate in beauty pageants? Do…
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We Are F*cked
Lindsay and Chelsea share their so fired moments and issues, from no more enlightenment to getting naked in the locker room to the stupid names we give hair…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Stay A Virgin
Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions. Is it gross to share private texts after a breakup? At 29, should you just find someone to take your V card or hold…
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I Suck. At Dating: The 10 Dating Commandments
So, Chelsea isn't great at dating. To solve this, she and Lindsay have come up with 10 dating commandments, and they have the self-help and dating advice books…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Have More Sex
Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about good pick up lines. Then, they dive into a deep discussion on how to spice up your sex life. Is cheating the…
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Cinnamon Spice Vibrator
Join Chelsea and Lindsay for a cheeky chat as they catch up. Lindsay's husband doesn't want to hang out with her, but she's making the best of it (and so is…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dog Walking 101
Lindsay and Chelsea dig into questions across the board. What are they manifesting right now? Would it be worse to die by fire or drowning? And how do you get…
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How to Grow Some Balls
This week, Chelsea ditches a date over a dealbreaker (hint: it's fashion related) and Lindsay finds joy in getting rides from family and friends. They discuss…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow
What's are Lindsay and Chelsea's icks for each other? If you farted in yoga, would you stay or leave? If losing your virginity story was an album, what would…
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Four Agreements
In episode 100, Lindsay and Chelsea dive into the four agreements. They also cover Chelsea's recent backpacking trip and Chelsea's mom's latest crazy…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Bury The Dead Body Besties
What kind of friend are you? How do you get over a friend breakup? And how do you avoid and deal with work out injuries?Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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Eating Disorders & Edibles
Lindsay finally releases her 7-Day Sampler nutrition and fitness plan and Chelsea prepares for her backpacking trip.If you struggle with disordered eating…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Suck It, Grandma
Chelsea and Lindsay discuss the type their embarrassed to be attracted to and whether or not a guy is dateable based on a very specific list of pros and cons…
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We Got Threads
Threads. Just your stream of consciousness--all the random thoughts occurring to you. Lindsay and Chelsea share more about Chelsea's backpacking journey, the…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Please Don't Date Rape Me
Is celebrating monthly anniversaries in your relationship cure or childish? Is it weird to ask to see your date's ID to make sure they're legal? Would you send…
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I'm Gonna be on Wheel of Fortune
How do you want to be seen? Lindsay and Chelsea follow the threads of what their inner children needed and how it affects the kind of attention they crave…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Drunk Dialing
Should tell someone they need botox? And what's wrong with drinking alone?Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r…
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Epic Weekend
Lindsay had a fun weekend... but Chelsea's was epic. Hear about the panic of buying snacks, healed childhood wounds, and more.Connect with So…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Lighten the Load
Lindsay and Chelsea answer questions about dating, nudes, and ignoring the fact that everything is so shit lately.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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No Means Yes
When you feel like saying no, say yes. This episode is all about continuing on despite the weight we carry on our shoulders.Connect with So…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Condoms & Coworkers
Chelsea and Lindsay answer questions about finding guys that don't follow Instagram models and what to do when your boyfriend almost cheats but doesn't.Connect…
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Stop Looking at Me
Lindsay and Chelsea talk online voyeurism and cover the news of the summer: the lost submersible and the men who died inside it trying to see The…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Just The Tip
Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about divvying up AirBnB rooms, kicking out your stepdaughter, and whether or not you should let your bestie use your…
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7 Deadly Sins
Lindsay and Chelsea tackle the seven deadly sins. How do they embody each one, and which is their worst?Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Nipping Out
Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about working with someone who ghosted you, NYC style trends, and more.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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Now What?
When do you do when shit hits the fan? Tune in for this unfortunate update to Lindsay Tells All. Plus, Chelsea tries to start drama to no avail.Connect with So…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Calling In Fat
Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about canceling plans because you feel fat, when an age gap is too big, how to weather the storms life throws at you…
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I Don't Like It
CAUTION! SUCCESSION SPOILERS!This week, Lindsay and Chelsea talk about everything they don't like.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Smoking Weeds
Chelsea and Lindsay go all in on social media, what's better than sex, and showing up to a date high.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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Not So Funny Anymore
Lindsay and Chelsea are done laughing.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Baby Batter
Chelsea and Lindsay get into the nitty gritty.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG…
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I'm Entitled
Chelsea and Lindsay talk entitlement and bad relationships.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Am I Funny?
Lindsay and Chelsea answer a question that sounds suspiciously like Chelsea's situation, how to talk to people, and more.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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Lindsay Tells All
This week, it's Lindsay's turn to reveal her secrets.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Being So Needy
Chelsea and Lindsay answer questions from needy girlfriends.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG…
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Who Chooses Your Choices?
Chelsea and Lindsay talk about rights being taken away in America and how all of our decisions, from drag to Instagram, are being made for us.Connect with So…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How to Get Married 4 Times
Lindsay and Chelsea talk getting out of every kind of rut you can think of and get real about resentment. Plus, what's up with weddings now? Connect with So…
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You Are a Badass
Chelsea and Lindsay share So Fired moments and issues, then recap an event they attended in Boulder. What do you do when you outgrow the philosophies that made…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Is Monogamy For Me?
This week, Lindsay and Chelsea answer big questions about sex, monogamy, and more.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG…
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Confessions from Chelsea: Drugs are Bad
Chelsea has a confession to make.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG: @dr.lindsaylifestyleYouTube…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dick in a Box
Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about friendship and guilty pleasures. Plus, they get real: do women really like having your dick in their…
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Let's Talk About Sex
This week, Chelsea and Lindsay talk sex and the transactional nature of relationships.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What Makes a Guy Hot?
Chelsea and Lindsay dive into what they look for in a guy, how well they're doing on 30 goals to reach before age 30. Plus, they get real about the idea of…
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I’m Thinking About Jumping
This week, Lindsay and Chelsea talk about holding back when you're thinking of jumping in. Plus, plenty of issues!Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Josie Grossie Finds Love
In this advice episode, Lindsay and Chelsea answer questions about skin care, makeup, and Chelsea's dating life.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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Help, I'm Stuck!
This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk about getting un-stuck.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dating Dumpster Fire Update
Hear all about Chelsea's dating life in this very special advice episode.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r…
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Not Enough and Too Much All at the Same Time
Chelsea and Lindsay talked douchey dudes last week, and this week they dive in on boundaries and douchey ladies.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: To Ghost or Not to Ghost, That is the Question
Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about cocky vs humble, and when it's okay to ghost.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG…
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Douchey Dudes & Things We Like
This week Chelsea and Lindsay talk about what drives them crazy about dudes and introduce a new segment about things they like.Connect with So…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: From Our T*ts to Yours
This week, Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about breaking up with your hair, nail, or lash girl and whether or not boob jobs are still in.Connect…
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Quarterly Life Crisis Averted
Chelsea and Lindsay reflect on the year so far.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG: @sofiredpodChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoD.r Lindsay's IG…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Where do You Get a Third?
In this advice episode, Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions about what the used to think was cool, jealous vs crazy, and finding a third for a…
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What The Fuck Do You Say?
Is a heavier episode, Lindsay and Chelsea contemplate what to saw in hard times.Trigger Warning: This episode contains discussion of gun violence from 08:02 to…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Nobody’s Problem, Somebody’s Bitch
This week, Chelsea and Lindsay answer questions about sex, hating your best friend's SO, and if they'd rather be in jail or a coma.Connect with So…