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Honestly Smartless
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
Episodes
- Honestly Smartless
Running Is a Lot Like Meth
For this week's So Fired Moments, Lindsay bonds with coworkers over her totally-not-an-eating-disorder situation and Chelsea is using yoga to control her…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sneaky Peek
So, what counts as cheating? Corresponding secretly with someone… Meeting with someone without the knowledge of a partner… Complaining about your partner to…
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Minibar Vibrator
Lindsay lost all her eyelashes because of the eclipse but her lash girl saved the day...and Chelsea thought she didn't have a so fired moment this week, but…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Conjoined Twin Sex
How do conjoined twins have sex? We have so many questions... And, what restaurant was fancy and celebratory to you as a kids, but sucks now?Connect with So…
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Too Pretty to Be Funny
Why do people stand so close when you're trying to park? And why does it suck so mucg to wake up hungry? Plus, Chelsea's debut performance at Comedy Works, the…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: F*ck Your Kids with Johnnie Mayes
Guest Johnnie Mayes joins again to answer big questions like... What are your triggers? And what about friendship icks? We don't want to hear about your…
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Daytime Shenanigans with Johnnie Mayes
Today So Fired welcomes a special guest, Johnnie Mayes. For this week's So Fired Moments: Lindsay had a skin glow up, Johnnie's weight loss cleanse is…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How Good is Pegging, Actually?
What do you do about creeps in the DMS? If you had to make the choice, would you be the dom or the sub? Do you use the same toys on other people? Is it…
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Divorce Rings
For this week's So Fired Moments, Chelsea's trauma related to gold-digging whore jokes is so old that no one thinks it's funny anymore, and Lindsay got her new…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Spring Breakers
What would you give away as your free audience gift on your world tour? What are your spring break essentials? How about your one article of clothing? If you…
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Nipples?
In terms of issues, Chelsea's hair is too high maintenance and Lindsay's passport troubles are getting in the way of her vacation. For So Fired Moments…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: My Mom Stole My Boyfriend
Are you in on the Noah and Tish Cyrus dating debacle? (Hint: Noah dated and older guy for a while and now Tish is married to him!) And if you were going to get…
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Body Positivity is Dead
So Fired Moments: Lindsay went to pilates even though she was sleepy and ended up getting to spend quality time with Chelsea and try the new Starbucks drink…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: F*ck You Money
What's going on with Kate Middleton? What are you turn ons according to your zodiac sign? Plus, what would you do if you had an insane amount of money?Connect…
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The Perks of Being a Lesbian
Lindsay's business lease has finally ended and she's getting cardio curious, and Chelsea started running with a new friend. As far as issues, Lindsay's boomer…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: I Want More Sex
When you and a friend get pregnant from one night stands around the same time and she marries her rich hookup but you get screwed over as a single mom... how…
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Is Love Blind?
For this week's So Fired Moments, Lindsay got carb-curious and ate pizza in public…but it didn’t settle well and Chelsea went skiing and made a friend with…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Buy Me Shit
You thought you pulled out all the stops for Valentine's Day but your girlfriend was disappointed... did you not do enough? (Hint: you didn't get her what she…
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Travis Kelce is a Walking Red Flag
So Fired Moment: Lindsay screwed up her direct deposit... but Austin paid for what she needs. And Chelsea didn't care that her roommate was out for two days…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Take ‘Em for Everything They’re Worth
Should the birthday girl ever pay for her own dinner? If excused cheating to marry for money, is it wrong to leave him when he goes broke—and keeps cheating on…
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Valentine’s Day: Yay or Nay?
So, how are we feeling going into Valentine's Day? Lindsay and Chelsea hit issues like hair extensions, not knowing your ex didn't renew your shared car…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cheating 101
What do you do when you want to throw a surprise party for your husband but someone else is already planning one? Is it wrong to tell a slow eater to eat…
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Pookie is Looking Fire
For this week's issues, Lindsay's purse got stolen, Chelsea is learning her limits in standup and beyond, and Lindsay wants an office that's already taken…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: The Good Men Don’t Want You
This week Lindsay and Chelsea cover dating with some extra insight from the male perspective. What important to guys? What's wrong with Chelsea? How do you…
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How to Have a Healthy Sex Life
This week Lindsay and Chelsea dive in on health, wealth, happiness, and stupid healthcare. For So Fired Moments, skiing attempts turned chill hangs and…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Just the Tip
How do you convince your rich husband to tip at restaurants without starting a fight? What do you do when a guy you ghosted becomes your coworker... and makes…
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Sex with Fishes
Today Chelsea and Lindsay talk about salmon sperm and loud budgeting. Lindsay roped Chelsea into auditioning to walk in Denver Fashion Week...and it went well!…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: BDSM?
Would you get a prenup? How can you convince your husband to try BDSM? And how do you tell a friend she kind of stinks?Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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Ins and Outs for 2024
Let's talk new beginnings! And how to know if your best friend is really your best friend... We have a new sponsor, Chelsea managed to do some family bonding…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Your Surrogate
When your ex asks you to be his surrogate so the baby doesn't ruin his new girl's body, how do you put him down gently so you can preserve that relationship…
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Saltburn and Epstein Island
Hi. It’s been a while. Well, not for you because we recorded some episodes ahead of time, but Lindsay and Chelsea have a lot to catch up on. Lindsay’s skin…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: You're an Idiot
Advice that might not be worth taking, but is definitely worth listening to. How do you handle your brother's habit of relentlessly flirting with your man? How…
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Butt Plugs
Mystics are invading Lindsay's privacy. Chelsea hates herself sometimes. They talk goals for the New Year, like making more money off the podcast, new jobs…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Cuckholding Me
Big questions today, besties. How do you get rid of a crush, especially when it's on your hot personal trainer? Is it messed up to skip a wedding because you…
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2024 Trends
Chelsea and Lindsay predict what they think 2024 will look like in trends. As far as issues, everyone's designer purses are fake, so there's no point in…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Free Bleeding
Do you have to hang out with your partner all the time even if you're an introvert? How do you convince someone living with you to put a shirt on and respect…
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What a Shitty Year
Welcome to the So Fired 2023 year-end recap. What are your goals for next year? What was your biggest time waster this year? Biggest fun times? Hear about…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Goblin Mode Activated
Chelsea and Lindsay bring you more advice. How many dates should you go on before you sleep with them? How do you make a marriage work after infidelity? How do…
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Will Your Relationship Last?
Chelsea and Lindsay question the longevity of their relationship. Lindsay turns a shit week into quality time with her husband and Chelsea does things by…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dumped At the Airport
Lindsay and Chelsea try to give you advice, but they're not responsible for your choices because of this podcast. This week they answer some big questions. Is…
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Vibrators on the Beach
Lindsay and Chelsea finally tell you what's been going on. Plus, Matt Rife, the problem with edibles, and the perils of using a vibrator at the beach.Send us a…
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[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Butt Stuff
Remember this one? In this throwback, Lindsay and Chelsea talk Valentine's Day, expectations, and butt stuff.Connect with So Firedsofiredpod.comIG…
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Our Imperfect Success with Nicole Baker Holleman (AKA Life Coach Baker)
This week Lindsay and Chelsea share their interview on the Imperfect Success Podcast with Life Coach Baker. They dive into their journeys from perfectionism to…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cum in his Pants
We'll Thanksgiving debrief later...onto the important questions. Is it normal for a guy to cum in his pants while holding a girl's hand? What's the simplest…
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Erections for Anti-Aging
Happy Thanksgiving! We hate this holiday. Food, family, all of the above. So instead of getting into all that, this week we're talking about the guy giving…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Open The Relationship
Lindsay and Chelsea answer some deep relationship questions today. Do friends still talk on the phone just to talk anymore? Is it okay to feel like you're not…
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Sexiest Man Alive, Apparently
Chelsea and Lindsay dive in on mistakes men make in bed. (Hint: your girl wants at least 20 minutes of foreplay!) Plus, hear what they think of People's latest…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Don’t F*ck with Chelsea
Lindsay and Chelsea do their best to answer your questions. How do you tell your boyfriend sending you nudes won't cheer you up when you're sad? If your job…
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Nipping Out
Chelsea and Lindsay talk issues like puppy fatphobia and dive into and interesting conversation about Kim Kardashian's latest design. Climate change is…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How Many Times do You Have S*x a Day?
Chelsea and Lindsay answer your questions! Well, one question, really. How long should sex last? That depends on how many times a day you're having it and how…
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Leave Britney Alone!
Chelsea and Lindsay discuss job interviews, thin poop bags, messed up makeup, and Chelsea's standup comedy pursuits. Plus, all about Britney's book, the…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Asking Stupid Questions
Lindsay and Chelsea tackle tough questions this week. What do you do when the guy you like moves to Antarctica? Should you be honest with a casual partner…
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Blind Items with Shannon McNamara of FluentlyForward
This week Lindsay and Chelsea talk all things pop culture with FluentlyForward creator Shannon McNamara. Has Taylor Swift dated women? What is going on with…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Make Her Dump Him
Is it dramatic to ask your job to replace your shoes after they get ruined by toilet water at work? Would you invite people you don't like to a party just to…
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Would You Rather
Lindsay and Chelsea talk best compliments, 20 years of pumpkin spice lattes, trauma and comedy, and play a fun game of would you rather. Would you rather be a…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Childless and Still Broke
Is following bro-y Instagram accounts red flag in man? (Or more importantly, why are you checking?) Do you wash your hair every day? If you're childless, where…
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Our New Bestie Tyler Benderr The Almond Mom
Lindsay and Chelsea sit down with comedy influencer Tyler Benderr to talk fame, tips for growing on social media, and more.Connect with Tyler:TikTok…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Snatch the Snickerdoodle
How do you stand up for yourself and be assertive without being a total bitch? What do you do when your fiancee is determined to make you squirt but his…
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Manipulation or Marketing?
Lindsay's car is finally back! Who the hell actually uses a pea-sized amount of shampoo? And, introducing So Fired's latest venture: Enlightened PR! First…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Making Great Choices
Would you show your partner a shady text you sent? If you lose your engagement ring, should you ask for another one? How can you force yourself to work out if…