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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyI’m Not A Celeb… But…
In this episode we find a new reason to milk a feature out of I’m A Celeb, air fryers aren’t that good and what have you done in a job interview?Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCost of Living Through Christmas
In this episode: #CostOfLivingCrisis themed show covering #Christmas, vegans and sausages!Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Case of The Stolen Chocolate
In this episode: Crime Update – Chocolate theft!Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve: https://mrstevenallen.substack.comFollow Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHealth Special
In this episode: It’s a health show with news of Bez, Gabby Logan and gravy.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCats and Dogs and Hedgehogs
In this episode: Dogs, cats and hedgehogs. It’s an animal show.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMilk and Chocolate
In this episode: Milk is getting weirder and chocolate is getting more expensive, so it’s all bad news.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHmm, Sweet Naps
In this episode: Naps, high heels and KFC, so pretty much the most important things in life.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Halloween Special
In this episode: The Halloween Special. It’s pretty scary.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve: https://mrstevenallen.substack.comFollow…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyA Ghost In The Studio
In this episode: An actual ghost in the studio*, Steve is scruffy† and something about James Corden.* May or may not actually be real† Sadly, is realWatch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyEnts News
In this episode: #EntertainmentNews special with Posh n Beck, Status Quo, Katy Perry and more.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyApproves Like Jagger
In this episode: #MickJagger’s gone posh, @LewisCapaldi has #Tinder trouble & no more Gladiseses... Gladae... Gladi... Whatever.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhat Did You Want To Be
In this episode: What did you want to be when you grew up, #Strictly-Watch and let’s be honest, probably something about aliens again.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWarnings And Hell
In this episode: #TheCrown gets a warning, baldness gets a cure and The Mock Turtles inspire the worse joke we’ve done in age.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCorden Bleurgh
In this episode: It’s a #Friday fun-fest to end the week. We’re talking… nuclear strikes, cost of living crisis and James Corden. Oh. OK, not a happy vibe to…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyGetting Older
In this episode: Getting older, Commander Craig & why you shouldn’t go down the canal.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyKissing And Loo Roll
In this episode: We talk kissing, multiple Geenas Devis and Loo Roll. And in the radio version we played Lew Rawls, rather fittingly.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyChocolates, Gogglebox & Robots.
In this episode: Chocolates, #Gogglebox & Robots.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve: https://mrstevenallen.substack.comFollow Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyJust Stop Oil & Wasting Food
In this episode: Halloween outfits, #JustStopOil protests and special live guest #MiriamMargolyes… no, hang on, been told we can’t have her on radio live.Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyEnding The Week
In this episode: Curry on credit, clever rats and shops going dark.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyEnd of the World
In this episode: End of the World special. We have @DrHilaryJones on viruses, an interview with an AI robot and @GaryBarlow’s wine sales slump. Oh, that one’s…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBanning OAPs
#Blackout plans, banning OAPs and a new heading the ball scam.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyGhosting, Aliens & Dad Brains
Ghosting, Aliens & Dad brains. There’s probably more but I can’t remember because of Dad brain. I have mentioned we’re talking about Dad brain today?Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySpare Rooms for Liz Truss
In this episode: #LizTruss memorabilia is on sale, spare room ideas and what William Shatner did.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBlame It On The Workers
In this episode: We solve #KwasiKwarteng’s problems in a song, we make up some jobs and side with @Apple about the chargers.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMetaverse v Twitter
In this episode: #ElonMusk buys @Twitter, #MeghanMarkle’s trip to the spa & what is the #Metaverse.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyParty Time!
In this episode: Songs for the #PartyConference, a new job for Holly Willoughby & Chess cheating updates.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyIs There Poop on Mars
In this episode: Sewage, Mars and Babies.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve: https://mrstevenallen.substack.comFollow Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyFat Bond & Salad
In this episode: Fat James #Bond, #BoyGeorge in #ImACeleb & #StrictlyWatchWatch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMadonna’s Bath & Elon’s Robots
In this episode: We learn about roadkill cooking, domestic robots and what #Madonna does in the bath. And no interview with #LizTruss if that helps sell…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCardi B, Chess & Queues
In this episode Larry has entertainment news, there’s more chess cheating updates and even though it’s unfair we still talk about Phil and Holly.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDr Words
In this episode: Basically it’s “Doctor, Doctor,” jokes and more new words.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNew Words
In this episode: We invent new words, or “wirthing” as it’s known. We solve a Victorian ghost mystery and do our #Strictly watch.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPrinter Ink, Sheep & Pubs
It's another show that covers many topics. Sheep and Tom Cruise, that's the same topic somehow. No swearing in pubs could ruin the industry and something about…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLive to 140!
In this episode would you want to live to 140? Would you listen to Katy Perry about philosophy? Would you like an ice bath? It’s all of the big questions.Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHaving A Go at Holly & Phil? Join The Queue!
In this episode aliens are looking at the fallout from the The Morning hosts not queuing, why dog owners are stupid again and why sleep helps.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAliens And Robots
In this episode aliens are getting into the Ukrainian war, robots can laugh about it and we talk nappies.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySleeping Like A Baby
In this episode Matt Hancock gets a mention, sleeping babies are finally solved and we hear the best reason to be in a care home.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTake That (Weight Off)
In this episode using celeb news to aid weight-loss, how to fail an MoT and alien news.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyActual Cash Money?
In this episode we see the return of actual cash money, James Corden has turned to crime and public loos might be a thing of the past.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTaken Off Air
It's the show that never was. Due to the recent sad news broadcasting output has changed and this weekday afternoon show was taken off air. But in case anyone…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWaxing On (Waxing Off)
In this show, ThisMorning have the right idea about dystopian gameshows, Kim Kardashian causes a wax shortage and @LizTruss is our new favourite Twitter…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNigel Farage Drives Us To Drink
There's Brexit gin now, there's bread and there are aliens in this show. So it would make a really odd snack.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Pesky Tesco Pesto Press Test
We have more cocktails, Tesco pesto (try saying that fast after a few cocktails) & Larry has Madonna news.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDrinks Are On Steve
In this show the drinks are on Steve. That means were talking cocktail news, tea news and other water-based news. He’s not buying a round. Of course he…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Little Things That Make You Happy
In this episode we finally crack the secret to happiness, the future of nipping down ‘Spoons, and what re Millennials doing now?Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhat’s In A Storm Name
In this episode we finally sort out the problem of storm names, we don’t fix the Prince of Wales (ship, not person) and why the Queen is leading the way on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBig Scary Animals
The UK is getting nastier animals, America sees a woman walking an alligator on a lead and Harry Styles in chicken attack.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyStop Having Rubbish At Your Weddings
In this episode we find out what people are doing at their weddings these now that society is crumbling, the real reason electricity costs more and a positive…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRobot Perfume Anyone?
AI has invented a perfume for humans, Asda wants you to eat old fruit and a tattoo could be a bad idea. More details on this and more can be found inside this…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhy UFOs Have Gone Away
In this episode we have UFOs, Ozzy Osbourne being off his head, and teens looking for work. What a mess, but it's a show.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHow To Sleep Anywhere
How and why you should sleep at work | Why a bungalow might be a secret sex den | What can we learn from China's film policy, and probably more.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHealth And Safety
In this show, how to not go to A&E, Larry tells us of celebrity G-strings and we find out how to start warm this winter. The answer will surprise/annoy…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMen Are Banned
Is this episode we try to trigger the anti-woke types, we smuggle some teabags and go to war with Janet Jackson.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDon't Buy Fake Perfume
In this episode you find out why you should never buy fake perfume, why A-levels are risky and why swimming is even riskier because of our beaches.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyFrom Beyond The Grave
Alongside 50 year mortgages and something about holistic meds, we mainly work out what message you'd send from beyond the grave. Dead Steve would probably do…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLies, Lies and Darned Lies
We look at lying, we find out how to pull women (a separate topic, honest) and we hear about showbiz snake attacks.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHow To Really Save Water
In this show we fix the drought, we fine the upside of the heatwave and we hear from aliensWatch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHeros & Burgers
A burger in West Ham, a man on a plane, a celeb in the shower. All that and more inside this episode.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Amazon Show
In this show we hear of the strike at an Amazon depot in Essex and why they have ruined someone's name. Plus space sausage, procrastination and more.Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyReady for Heatwave II?
In this show we learn how to treat ourselves, we prep for the next heatwave, and we might be launching our own burgers.Watch Steve…