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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Phones Make You More Smarterest
Good news! Phones don't make you think, so carry on tweeting from the poo-room, Photoshop is making Steve a warning and BP have lots of money.Watch Steve…
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The Worst Things To Buy
In this show we look at the things you regret buying, the ways we'll find aliens and best before dates have passed their sell by datesWatch Steve…
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Staycation or Holistays?
In this episode, bad news about going on holiday but if you must we hear how to fake needing a wheelchair to help. Plus other news.Watch Steve…
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We're Definitely Having Blackouts
How to save water, how to save electricity and how to avoid herpes. All of that and more in this episode.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
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How To Save Water
In this show we sort out the water crisis, talk about the cost of living crisis and probably cause a few more.Watch Steve…
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Solving Cost of Living
In this episode we solve the cost of living crisis, debate debates and round up all the bad news.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Smaller Ice Creams
There's more shrinkflation news, Neighbours news, J-Lo or whatever she's called now news and more.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Man Sues Over Trumps
So much in this episode, a man sues over his bottom burps, proof that the cost of living crisis is bad, why men shouldn't bother working out and something…
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Biden's COVID & Mouth-Eating
In this episode we look at Biden's COVID and the American civil war part 2 that's coming, the new advice about chewing with your mouth open and other signs of…
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Warning of Warnings
New warning label news, living to 200 and what now costs £2 that you will be amazed by.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Rwanda Rap and Instagram Solutions
In this show we're post-heatwave, so we did a rap about Priti Patel and a few other things.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Heatwave's Hot-Watch
It was a show about the silly hot weather and little else because, you know, it was so hot.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Baby Talk
In this show we talk to a baby, we look into buying a castle and then we realise there’s a cost of living crisis on.Watch Steve…
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Honorary AS-Level
In this show we cover Elon Musk, iPhones and the end of tea drinking but the most important thing is the launch of the campaign to get Steve an honorary…
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Depp’s New Song
In this episode we get music from “Johnny Depp”, the truth about trying to call your GP and dog poo bag news.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
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New Nursary Rhymes You Need
In this episode new parents are bad parents, whisky won't help and if you have a castle I have bad news for you (small audience for that bit I guess).Watch…
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Boris Off
In this show it's bye bye Boris, Kimmy K's bottom and the aliens are back, plus more.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Boris Watch
Who will replace Boris, why throw things at Olly Murs and what to do with chocolate. All that will be answered in the show.Watch Steve…
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Bye Bye Gnomes
This episode covers aliens, seagulls and gnomes. So it's a lot like every episode we do.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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The Hangover Cure
In this episode we hear that there’s a cure for hangovers and it’s not helping, Amazon is about to make pavements busy and Zoom depresses us all.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBody Beautiful
In this episode we sort the problems of social media, we solve the problem of Putin and get more problems with airports.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Anti-Woke Show
Yes, we talk about gardens, Air B&B and an AI that could hunt you down for crimes you haven’t committed, but mainly we try to find those fake anti-woke stories…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyIndy Ref 2: The Revote
In this episode we ruin a romantic story, we see what Kirtie Allsopp has been eating, what happened to carphones and the cost of living crisis has been solved……
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThor: Bum & Chunder
In this episode we find out why Bear Grylls is like he is, why new plans for houses need Steve’s advice and why a Post Office strike won’t touch the…
Steve N Allen (almost) Daily'Ere, You're Nicked
In this episode we hear that the police are to clean up the streets, but not in a stopping crime way. Petrol prices have turned us into Sunday drivers and some…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve, Dead or Alive?
In this episode we look at Glastonbury, why Rupert Murdoch is back on the market and is still actually alive?Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) Daily"In Space No One Can Hear You Guff"
In this episode it's all middle-age worries, farting in space and comedians not being funny. What a treat.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCoffee, Cooking & Spanish Wee
In this show, why coffee is bad for you, why Spanish holidays are bad for you and why celeb cookbooks are… you guessed it.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWoke Builders & A Golf Joke
In this show we do a proper old school joke. We get some interesting entertainment news about a reality star and what did Ringo buy Paul McCartney for his…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCeleb Hierarchy & Hey Fever
We talk about the week of strikes, which celeb should you let on a plane first and why you should go to a gym. Oh, and how to cure “hey fever”.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyStarmer Wars & No Flakes
What should we do with a shortage of flakes for 99s? Yup, just eat the ice cream anyway. Plus Keir Starmer tried to be cool, so we covered that. Plus breaking…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyB&Q Poos & Divers’ Watches
In this show I start a new campaign to let us use the bathrooms in bathroom showrooms, we find out why divers’ watches are pointless, there’s entrainment news…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySide-Hustles & Robots Waiters
We find out the ideal jobs you’d love to do, we speak to a robot waiter, get entertainment news and stop trusting people who like defibrillators. Bosh.Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThree New Shortages
In this show we fix the water shortage, we ignore the tree surgeon shortage and we enjoy one about butler. Plus entertainment news and more.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyGhosts In Pubs & Revolt Drinks
In this episode we look at the tenancy for ghosts to hang out in pubs, but who could blame them. There’s a new energy drink I haven’t tried before and we find…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPetrol and Attenborough
This little podcast covers petrol news, how many times do you need to be knighted and some entertainment news too.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe New Show & Alpacas
There's a slight change to the show format, which you might not spot in the podcast, but we still go on about it loads. And there's an alpaca in a car, Adam…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRoyals Control The Weather & Dogs Can Talk
In this show we try to start a conspiracy theory about the Royals as a joke but it won’t be long before start to believe it for real. We find out why we don’t…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyImperial Measures & Dog Stories
The UK is to get the Imperial measurement system back and we look at the huge difference it will cause. Plus there are some shaggy dog stories in the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe £400 Question
What will you be spending your £400 from Rishi on? And how do we sound cool when talking about money. Plus some other random news.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNot Talking Sue Gray & More Pox News
We tried and failed to avoid the Sue Gray Report. It all made us rather thirsty. And then we talked about Monkeypox again, which didn’t.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMore Partygate & Bananagate
We had to, #partygate day 1392, we asked what you’d do if you were PM, why you shouldn’t kick a cat and more. Would you eat a banana during the monkeypox…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNaming Things After The Queen & Monkeypox Update
On the show we cover the man who life his wife for the Ukrainian refugee they had taken in, why did the Queen have to wait so long to get a train named after…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCondiment Wrong Uns & RAJAR Figures
The new listening figures are out and we call got a shock, so that gets a mention. We also cover condiment perversions and no aliens this time.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyShrinkflation Ideas & Bad Drivers
On the show we sort out a seagull problem, have a couple of goes at BMW drivers and list ways we can use shrinkflation to fix the cost of living crisis.Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyElizabeth Line Update & Good Weather
In this show we hear how the Queen snubbed the Essex part of the Elizabeth Line, how good weather is coming this way and ruining my job and we try to get…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMaking Conspiracies & Cost of Living Solutions
On the show we made up some conspiracy theories. Everyone else seems to, so why not us? We also match the wisdom of our leaders and come up with solutions to…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyGod’s Music & More Wagatha
All of the plans for the show were thrown out after someone let us do puns about religion for most of the show, we look at Wagatha scandal and why calling…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDo You Know The Lottery Winner & Wagatha Christie Info
In this show we try to work out who won the lottery on the weekend and therefore who we should beg to. And there’s a trial on that’s something to do with WAGs…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyStarmer Curry News & Shrinkflation
This show was broadcast while Keir Starmer was working out if the curry gave him a case of the quits. We also looked at the cost of living crisis through the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhat’s your 50p Worth, Dr Strange & RoboChef 2000
In this show we find out how your 50p could be worth something (the value could surprise you, but it’s probably 50p), scientists have invented a robotic chef…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Big Tractor Quiz & See Dr Allen
In this show we find a solution to the problem of not being able to see your GP easily. We also play the new quiz “Tractor or Adult Performer?” and find out…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAI Come To Life, Boris Becker & More
There’s a microwave that gained consciousness, there’s a tennis playing who caused some puns and there’s an MP who has been suspended to spend more time with…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLouis Theroux’s Infidelity & MP Watching Blue Movie
We find out that Louis Theroux’s weekends would get even weirder if he wanted. And a member of parliament is accused of watching something adult. To build up a…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDoctors, Aliens and Victories
A little mention of the French election again, some alien news and why you might never see a doctor again.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRayner’s Legs, HRT & Trains
In today’s show all of the important news is covered again. We look at Angela Rayner’s legs, like Boris Johnson, the return of a train, the French Election…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyUse-By-Dates and Champions of the Earth
In this show we see if we even need use-by-dates, we see if David Attenborough could fight and say something about cats.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMore M25 Fall Out and Some Aliens
In this show we see if Steve ever got home from the M25. The answer might not surprise you. And what would you text and alien?Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Stuck on the M25 Show
It was kind of a roadshow. Due to the shed load of vegetable oil that closed the M25 for hours the show had to be done from the car. A momentus step backwards…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMushroom Interviews & Meat Attacks
In today’s show we interview a mushroom because they can talk. We have had worst guests before. We also find the worst Post Office job.Watch Steve…