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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLast Day of Tax, and The Fart Gap
In this show we celebrate the fact that it’s the last day of a tax year. We write off some expense while also finding out when it’s OK to fart. We also cover…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe New Allen and Life-Changing Money
In this show we find out why I took a break from work and caught up with all that we’d missed. We also find out how much money you’d need to change your…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyShoelaces, Manhole Covers & Ed Sheeran
In this episode we hear about the worst hobby to have when you need a hobby, the man who nicked manhole covers and did Ed Sheeran nick something else?Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Best Jobs & Avoiding War
While we tried and failed to not talk about the war we also covered the ideal job you wish you had.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyEurovision and Happiness
Should Russian still sing competitively and how do you stay happy by avoiding things? This is the place to find the answers.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyOh, Lockdown, We’ll Miss You
Today on the show we think about the things we’ll miss from lockdowns, the names of the storms and some news about Courtney Cox.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Attack of Storm Eunice
This show was broadcast on the day of the Eunice Storm. As you can tell, we were taking it very seriously.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBoris Johnson Lies & Van Gogh Protest
The big news was all about Boris lying, even though it wasn’t the most shocking news. There was also the best anti-lockdown protest in The Netherlands. Oh, and…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNut Problems and Is It Really Work?
On the show we have trouble with our nuts and we try to work out if you’re at work or not as that can be difficult.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHow To Stay Warm While Boris Parties
It's another show that had a little mention of Boris going to a party, but most are these days. We also found out how energy companies want you to stay warm…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMay 2020 & Animal Transplants
A man has the heart of a pig now, and another man has the morals of a wrong ‘un. One of those news stories is about the Prime Minister.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyVain Men & 999 Calls
A survey says men are vain now. We prove that wrong. Another study looks people who call 999. We prove them idiots. And there’s a new version of Annie, if…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyShed Talk & Treats
We talk about the self-treats we give ourselves, Boris Johnson’s race issue and we nearly talk about the woman who sold jars of farts and did it so much she…
Steve N Allen (almost) Daily2022 Return & Bye Bye BlackBerry
In the first podcast of the new year we do the standard small-talk about the festive period before saying goodbye to a classic phone.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBoris Baby Requests & Theme Rooms
The Prime Minister Boris Johnson has a new baby, so we talked more about the Christmas party he doesn’t want us to talk about, and what themed room would you…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBabies in Politics & Pets Eating Well
In this one we cover loads of news, from babies being allowed in the House of Commons, Pets At Home showing off, why coffee is good and why Christmas can be…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDuvet Films & Electric Cars
In this show we tried to stop people getting angry at electric cars and we looked at the films you can watch over and over again. We also give you a reason to…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPeppa Pig, Boris Johnson & Bottles
Our Prime Minister did a few things to get us to talk about him, a bottle with a message in it was found and Larry had Adele news. It was quite a show.Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyShopping in PJs & Living Old Jokes
In today’s show we check to see if we are living in a joke, check on COP26 and ask what you should wear to go shopping.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyA Bonfire Special
We did a bonfire show with a variety of phone-in topics that you can’t really do on radio, plus some stuff about Sarah Jayne Dunn’s right to be online.Watch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWe’re Saving The Planet - COP26 Special
On the show today we did what COP26 will fail to do, we came up with ways we’re saving the planet. You’re welcome, world!Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyFashion Mess & Love Sacrifice
In today’s show we look at the things you have given up for your other half and we ask what’s as bad as Rishi’s socks and sandals?Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPart 2 of I am NOT THAT STEVE ALLEN
In this show there’s more about how this Steve Allen isn’t the Steve Allen you were looking for, ways to sleep, David Beckham is Batman and more.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNot THAT Steve Allen & Odd Advent Calendars
In this radio broadcast we talked about the other Steve Allen and comments about weight, the strange advent calendars you really don’t want and the best places…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTill-Free Shops & How To Get Your Enemies
Tesco has a till-less shop and we have enemies. And somehow that turned into a radio show.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBald Bond & Expanding Foam Fails
In this show we see if thee should be a bald James Bond next time, what happened when Steve tried to use expanding foam and why we might have eaten all the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLucky Underpants & Shatner In Space
In the show we talked about Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen’s underpants, Boris Johnson’s jogging shirt and Captain Kirk is finally getting into space.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLady Dating Tips & Robot Footballers
In this podcast we talk petrol problems, how to pull the man you want and why robots are taking over where footballers left off.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPetrol Panic Buy & Best Rooms
Here’s the podcast of the radio show that covered the petrol panic buying problem, which room in the house you prefer to be in and the famous people you have…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyImperial Measures & Spectrum Games
We covered lots in this breakfast show, including the return of the Imperial system, the sad passing of Sir Clive Sinclair, North Korean missile trouble, new…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNicki Minaj v Whitty Rap-Battle & Gassy Foods
In this show we hear how Prof Whitty should clap back against Nicki Minaj's vaccine tweets and there's new science on breaking wind.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDr Emoji & Lorry Problems
New words, odd emojis and lorry driver shortage upside.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve: https://mrstevenallen.substack.comFollow…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySausages and Burgers (again)
More food chat on the show (you can tell the fasting is kicking in) as we talk hats, burger prices and a sausage blockage.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLab Meat and Kid Botox
Would you eat a burger grown in a lab? Would it depend how drunk you were? And why are children having Botox? What a mess.Watch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyElton John’s COVID Songs & Lorries
We look at Elton John’s new album recorded during the lockdowns, the shortage of lorry drivers is making it harder to have a drink of beer. Plus a James Bond…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMaking A Beer & UK Holidays
We look at the best beer you could make my adding things to it, the best way to go on holiday in the UK and what to do with half a cup of nuts.Watch Steve…
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Tractor News & Weeding Your Garden
There’s a man who had many tractors, a comedian who had many sugars in his tea and a strange way of proposing. And there’s special advice on sorting the weeds…
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Youthful Regrets and Ed Balls
In this show we do the easiest radio phone in about things you miss from being a child, Ed Balls is funny, more aliens news and more non-alien news.Watch…
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Prank Sinatra & Asteroids
There's another asteroid in the news that won't hit us but we can still be dramatic, Frank Sinatra used to love a prank and the baby in the Nirvana album cover…
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Pub Snacks, Deadly Tortoise & Aliens
We hear about a fight to the death between a bird and tortoise, you won't believe who won. Well, you might. We also hear that pub snacks have gone fancy.Watch…
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Broken Phones and Aliens
We hear about a new breakthrough that will stop our phones breaking through and there's alien news, of course there is.Watch Steve…
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Beans Means Robbers & Small Talk Hell
Why do robbers put beans on your doorstep? Why would a coffee shop promote small talk? Why would Michael Cane worry about his trousers? All of those answers…
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Chicken Shortage & Dolly Parton Thank You
The UK is facing a lack of chicken, which could go badly. Dolly Parton speaks about her roll in the vaccine development and I'm A Celeb is starting soon.Watch…
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Huw Edwards Leaving & Michael Jackson's New Wife
We hear about the woman who says she's married to Michael Jackson's ghost and is Huw Edwards taking over Steve's job?Watch Steve…
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Made Up Words & COVID Scams
In this one we mark the end of the English language, the scams you might get on your text and a ladybird in a bad place.Watch Steve…
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UK Lord of the Rings & Holiday Trouble
The Lord of the Rings is coming to the UK and we make a song and dance about it, there's someone who doesn't know when to go on holiday and we there's Britney…
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Airport Problems, Trains but No Sandwiches
Holiday problems, getting married on a train, being a terrible bank robber and more in this one.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Woolwich Ferry Bingo & Sponges
In this show we hear how sponges could fix all of that climate change stuff and it's a good one for the fans of the Woolwich Ferry.Watch Steve…
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Hobbies and Names
In this one we're taking names and kicking ass, but mainly the name part. And we look at the benefit of a hobby.Watch Steve…
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Happy Birthday Darren & Aliens
The show is basically a birthday card to Darren with some aliens news in there too.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Bucket Lists, Aliens & Celebs
I'm A Celeb is coming back to Wales, there's an answer the the question about aliens existing and a Springwatch presenter gets us thinking about life…
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Play Your R-numbers Right & The Young Olympics
We play Play Your Rs Right, we investigate young people's Olympics and bike riding.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Dr Who Now, Octowhats & When Puppies Attack
The news of Jodie leaving Doctor Who broke during the show, so that gets covered. We also find out the risk of puppy invation and there's an issue with local…
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A Vanilla/Dressage Mash Up
We celebrate some Olympics, talk flavours and look forward to some TV.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Gymnastic Jokes, Pet Names, Chest COVID
A full show in this one that covers some Team GB news, the things we call our partners and a strange side effect of the COVID vaccine.Watch Steve…
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Flying Ant Day & Brown COVID
If you think you're having flying ant day you might be mistaken, and there's a new way you could catch COVID, we get to the bottom of it.Watch Steve…
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Rude Gardening and Panic Buying
In this one we show solidarity with those gardeners who got in trouble on Facebook for saying the word hoe and we look at the best things to panic buy if…
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Catchphrases and Olympics
In this podcast you'll find some stuff on the Olympics, some on catchphrases and probably other bits.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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Bezos In Space!
Space day when another billionaire went for a fly, some Mark Wahlberg news and more.Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…
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The Weather Phone-In Phone-In
How do you do a radio show on a hot day when all of the good phone-in questions have been done?Watch Steve: http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallenRead Steve…