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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyUK Had Nice Weather Shocker
🔊 In this episode:• Should Knight Rider Return?• UK Had Nice Weather• Pile Cream Getaway• Is The 90s Old Now?• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyYour Guilty Pleasure
🔊 In this episode:• Frontpages• Don’t Talk Old• Ginger Beer?• Your Guilty Pleasure• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWho Nearly Married Harry
🔊 In this episode:• Frontpages• The Doggy Cheese Trick• Who Nearly Married Harry• Heavy Metal Bands• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast formWatch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNepo Marx & More
🔊 In this episode:• Which Lives Matter?• Not Most Haunted Yet• AI Bots Replace Youths• Nepo Marx• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhat Do You Call A Crocodile With No Teeth?
🔊 In this episode:• Zero Net Zero• Staycation?• What Do You Call A Crocodile With No Teeth?• Status Symbols• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBlair V Starmer
🔊 In this episode:• Blair V Starmer• Drag Police• Man Identifies as 87-year-old Woman• Possession of Baking Powder• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRuled By Idiots!
🔊 In this episode:• Starmer Should “Do A Trump”• Cheese News• Weather Watch• Ruled By Idiots!• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBritain’s Marriage Divide
🔊 In this episode:• Congo News• Pets Make Art• Britain’s Marriage Divide• Eurovision News• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast formWatch Steve…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyFancy A (Mr) Tumble?
🔊 In this episode:• Mr Tumble For You• More Magnums?• The Best Motorway Services• Don’t Holiday with Tea• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBenny Hilling
🔊 In this episode:• Petrol Help• Benefit Cheat Race OK• Benny Hilling• TV Mumbles• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyZombie Starmer | Alan Carr Incel
🔊 In this episode:• Zombie Starmer• Alan Carr Incel• Unfunny Birthday Gift• Rich Chocolate• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRingo News
🔊 In this episode:• Ringo News (The Beatle)• Ringo News (The Parking App)• Lab Chocolate• 5-star Review• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast formWatch…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyOK, Trump News
🔊 In this episode:• OK, Trump News• Marathon Man• Scooby-Doo News• Funeral Plans• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyStarmer’s over (the front pages)
🔊 In this episode:• Starmer’s over (the front pages)• Fat jab advice• Post Office gets sexy• Women’s football• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyVeg is bad for you now
🔊 In this episode:• Veg is bad for you now• Gen Z get it right• No more Mr Nice Trump• Bee news• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAI Healthcare?
🔊 In this episode:• AI Healthcare?• New wasp warning• Pret crisis• Kiss in hologram form• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRed Kites at Night...
🔊 In this episode:• Oooh, petrol• Uranus news• Pubs open later• You wanna watch them Red Kites!• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMangleworzels
🔊 In this episode:• Shoplifting• Mangleworzels• A shower of Golden Eagles• Pets put you off• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhat Time Is It?
🔊 In this episode:• Pot Hole Solutions• Bear Help• Easter News• Why Ed Miliband won’t be leader• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySweet News
🔊 In this episode:• Squirrels on vapes• Petrol panic• Sugar tax• A Polo drama• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNot The Last One
🔊 In this episode:• AI best seller• Hot Cross Bun shortage• They have squished your eggs• Ibuprofen news• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNot now North Korea!
🔊 In this episode:• Get the fly-tippers• Save £120 on your TV licence• Living with a right cow• Not now North Korea!• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBonnie & The Wind, both bl...
🔊 In this episode:• Bonnie Blue's next “stunt”• Windy city• Is Trump more orange?• Oil goes up• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve's Back!
🔊 In this episode:• Aliens on the BBC• Age checking problems• Can you “adult”?• Would you want a swimming pool?• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPrison Nookie Update
🔊 In this episode:• Prison Nookie Update• Sydney Sweeney Watch• How Much Tax Did You Pay?• Parrot Fever? • And something about fake hands • Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyComplimenting Steve [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Steve Predicts the News• The Amazon cat• Complimenting Steve• Estate agents sneaking in • And something about Australia • Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyIs The UK Safe? [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• The threat of chips!• They’re celebs, get them somewhere• Is the UK safe?• Art doesn’t pay • And something about facial recognition • Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Spanish Are Weird [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Are Hawkins Impressions OK?• Pete Townsend’s research• Jackass Jackass• Snooker loopy • And something about fat jabs • Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBanning the Horn [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• Greenland is saved!• Hotel on the moon?• Guinness £10/pint?• Banning your horn • And something about Prince Andrew • Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWarning: May Contain Fish [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Don’t marry a model• YouTube beats BBC• Fish warning!• Gordon Brown made a mistake • And something about knickers • Plus other nuggets from…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhy Ban X? [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• Where gets freedom next?• Banning X• Under-16s banned from social media• A China crisis • And something about Greggs • Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBad Pizza Express [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Bad pizza news• Are MPs lazt• Fat jab failings• Alien fungus • And something about OAP love lives • Plus other nuggets from the news in…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyJanuary Birthday Moans [Audio only]
🔊 In this episode:• Here’s a new hobby for you• January birthday moans• Allergic to your hubby?• Meghan’s jam • And something about penguins • Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWho'll be the 245th State? [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• Who'll be the 245th State?• Banning old drivers• More bad news for pubs• The NHS app is a pain in the a... 💻 Follow on…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRandy Badgers [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• No SIMs for migrants• Randy badgers• Alien tech help• Hide money from your partner • And something about EastEnders • Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) Daily"Because we wants it!" [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Marrying Simon Cowell?• The end of TV?• Nessie doesn’t exist• Relationships make you fat • And something about dating • Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) Daily‘No’ Year’s Resolutions | Hi 2026 | Hot Grannies - A Friday Live 'n' Loose [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• ‘No’ Year’s Resolutions• Michael Buble’s secret• Warm your granny• A look at 2026 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHow to warm your OAP [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Luke Littler’s Mum helps out• How to warm your OAP• No to New Year Resolutions• A bunch of My Little Pony • And something about a big cat •…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyChristmas Special [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• The big Santa interview• A Chris Rea tribute• No darts at Christmas• Gisele's married • And cars do make up forthe size of your youknowwhat…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHappy Micro-Christmas [Radio Pod]
🔊 In this episode:• Love cheat jailed• Steve shuts down Westminster• Sperm bank brings in IQ test• Odd A&E cases • And something about micro-gifting • Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAmber Warning [Radio Pod]
🔊 In this episode:• Amber Warning• Spice Girls back?• Crackers are brill• Pets v friends at Xmas • And something about Kylie • Plus other nuggets from the news…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTrump V BBC [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• Trump v BBC• We’re at war with Russia• Rolling Stones are back, still• George Clooney won’t kiss you • And something about Eurovision •…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySydney Sweeney's not just good genes
🔊 In this episode:• Huw's offline again• War with Javier Milei• Sydney Sweeney's not just good genes• How to wash your clothes• Plus other nuggets from the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve Corrects Reeves
🔊 In this episode:• Reeves’ Mistake• Bonnie Blue backs Reform• Pammie’s dating life• Flying taxis are coming • And something about Trumps reading your tweets •…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyStarmer’s TikTok
🔊 In this episode:• Starmer’s TikTok• Huw’s At Ten• Andy Murray’s parenting tips• Gen Z’s DIY • And something about The Magic Circle • Plus other nuggets from…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Jury's Out [Audio-Only]
🔊 In this episode:• All the front pages• Titchmarsh garden trouble• No right to jury for you!• More bad news for (Prince) Andrew • And something about AIDS day…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLammy's Trial by Fire
🔊 In this episode:• Lammy brings back trial by fire• Aliens aren’t interested in us• Spreadsheet champion• More bad news for (Prince) Andrew • And something…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAre we Zombies? [Audio-Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Helena Bonham Carter on childbirth• Rage bait, anyone?• When we Christmas shop• Are we Zombies? • And something about basslines • Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyOh, the flippin' Budget
🔊 In this episode:• The Budget, I guess• Fat jab side-effect• Saving the chocolate• More spam email • And something about Tony Christie • Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLammy loves Cosby [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• Lammy loves Cosby• Spam email watch• Lizzo’s the next big thing• Fish disco • And something about AI • Plus other nuggets from the news in…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySave London’s Hairy Snail
🔊 In this episode:• DIY your teeth• A degree in Bruce• Black Friday scam warning• London’s Hairy Snail • And something about spiders • Plus other nuggets from…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRussian Subs & Miss Universe [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• Miss Universe overreach• CCTV at The Louvre• Naked cyclist attack• Betting tax • And something about kissing • Plus other nuggets from the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve's Bad Password [Audio-Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Password woes• Trump’s Piggy rant• Thin prisoners• Beast back from the East • And something about balloons • Plus other nuggets from the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMoney for Old Steve
🔊 In this episode:• Money for Old Rope• End of Bingo• Kylie turns on Xmas• DO wash your hair • And something about lager • Plus other nuggets from the news in…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDating Pixie Lott [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• Hitler DNA• Aniston news• Solving driving tests• Dating Pixie Lott • And something about DJs • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBye-bye BBC
🔊 In this episode:• Bye-bye BBC?• Flag terror• 80mph on motorways?• Here come the tax hikes • And something about cheese • Plus other nuggets from the news in…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve bottles feelings live on air
🔊 In this episode:• Chris Brown hits the bars• Soups n shakes?• The world biggest cobweb • How to bottle your feelings • And something about a scary toilet •…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyFake Trumpy?
🔊 In this episode:• Fake news on Donald Trump• Checking your phone during rumpy pumpy?• Pet hates fireworks • GP sees a dinosaur • And something about George…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe King was Heckled!
🔊 In this episode:• Macron’s a lady• More China spy news• Smoking ban issues • The King was heckled • And something about Lammy saving the day • Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe one where Steve misses a turtle joke
🔊 In this episode:• Bardot’s not dead• Where’s the turtle’s head?• Axe fun • Are sleep divorces bad? • And something about aliens • Plus other nuggets from the…