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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyReeves cooks the book
🔊 In this episode:• Tax the smokers• Royal prays (on whom?)• Reeves cooks the book • Are fitness apps good for you? • And something about clocks • Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPrince Steve? [Live Stream]
🔊 In this episode:• France loses its crown jewels• So does Andrew, kind of• Randy Daddy Long-Legs • Why AI is taking Steve’s job • And something about Bob…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRandy Daddy Long-Legs [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Ring’s gone down• Save the penguins• Randy Daddy Long-Legs • OAP – Old aged presenters • And something about living together • Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) Daily[Live Stream] Trump, Maggie & Tom
🔊 In this episode:• How penalty points fund the UK• Honorary degrees can do one• Tom Cruise and Anna de Armas split • Trump sticks his neck out • And something…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyStand-up comedian gets lucky with a nurse
🔊 In this episode:• Pigs in blanket beans are back• Flying taxis are coming• It’s all gravy • Stand-up comedian gets lucky with a nurse • And something about…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve attacks Gen Z (again)
🔊 In this episode:• Dogs are addicts• Trump’s medical• Ladybird attacks • Gen Z are ruining words • And something about chocolate compo • Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve and Bonnie Blue
🔊 In this episode:• Sir Keir Starmer is a mug• Sumo coming to UK• In the Deep (Bonnie) Blue Sea • Young drivers lose some blood • And something about someone…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve puts the X into Xmas
🔊 In this episode:• Diddy causes another problem• CDs are back, baby!• Nuts news: Conker champ quits • Where to go nude this Xmas • And something about Brad…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve sleeps like a baby... in a nappy?
🔊 In this episode:• Liz Hurley’s twitching• Aldi tills are the best• Like a sleeping baby • King Kong-kers • And something about my bad knee • Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTall (s)Tory
🔊 In this episode:• Liz Hurley’s feeling tents• Harvest fail• Is TV bad for you? • Tall (s)Tory • And something about bad manners • Plus other nuggets from the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDrinking in the office?
🔊 In this episode:• Dolly Departoned?• Bad news for UK’s roads• Drinking in the office? • No more free refills for you! • And something about the Middle-East •…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhy, Oh Why?
🔊 In this episode:• Why Gary Neville has made angry people angry• Why you don’t need to worry about giving the “ick”• Why your smartwatch might save your life…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyLike a food special, or something [Audio Only]
🔊 In this episode:• Heston moans about desserts• Chewing gum would test for flu• Are your kids feral? • Ants in your food? • And something about Halloween…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTop of the Broths
🔊 In this episode:• Top of the Broths• Reece Witherspoon tip addict• Are you AI? • To frack or not to frack • And something about choremancing • Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWarning: Pantos
🔊 In this episode:• Warning: Pantos• What will save the Post Office• Junkfood ban • When you fly the flag • And something about wood burners • Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThey eating the swans!
🔊 In this episode:• Are they eating the swans?• Are carrots really good for your eyes?• Pub chat is good for you • The UK’s anxiety problem • And something…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBin collections every 21 days!
🔊 In this episode:• Bin collections every 21 days!• Swearing and breaking wind for money• Good news for the water table • Famous athlete pregnant • And…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyI BET You Have This TAX
🔊 In this episode:• Epstein’s games• Betting tax in the UK• Trump’s nickname for King Charles • Trigger warnings on Dickens • And something about aliens • Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAlexa! Don't Do The Accent
🔊 In this episode:• Donald Trump’s lied?• Alexa should get cancelled• Woman who argued with God • The Strictly Curse solved • And something about randy spiders…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyUsain Bolt v Steve, who’s fastest?
🔊 In this episode:• Donald Trump’s in the UK• Usain Bolt v Steve, who’s fastest?• Are you safe at night? • Spiders for Christmas • And something about Vampire…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPenguins Don’t Mate For Life! Ha!
🔊 In this episode:• Penguins Don’t Mate For Life!• Handbags cost a lot • Idris Elba won’t do ice baths • No Turkey for you! • And something about the world’s…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWould you fail your driving test?
🔊 In this episode:• Farage house tax issues• Free Katsus • House work is good for you • Would you pass your driving test • And something about SpiderMan • Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThis Podcast is Bad for You
🔊 In this episode:• Storm Amy is coming• Mario to help drivers • The new faces of MasterChef • Newspapers are good for you • And something about Putin • Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyEnd of Angela Rayner’s Reign
🔊 In this episode:• End of Angela Rayner’s Reign• Tommy Cooper gets a warning • What can you call your boss? • Nigella Lawson does it again • And something…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDon’t do Twitter on the Sh*tter
🔊 In this episode:• Zack Polanski booby-trap• How many Ofcom complaints did Rylan get? • Don’t do Twitter on the sh*tter • Lush solved the Middle-East • And…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyJam Wars!
🔊 In this episode:• Taylor Swift’s pre-nup• Get ready for a national alert!• Jam Wars! • The drought may affect your farts • And something about Bobby Davro •…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTalk about the weather, anyone?
🔊 In this episode:• Fat jabs are good for us• A judge has something in his briefs!• AI psychosis • Border wall – paint it black • And something about the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyEpisode 666
🔊 In this episode:• Do look back in anger, it’s useful• Ending war, what is it good for? • Don’t tax my house • They made chocolate even better • And something…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWatch out for Undercover Bishops
🔊 In this episode:• AI making antibiotics• Shut fat graves cost more? • Apples? How do you eat yours? • Japanese Knotweed worries • And something about…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve's Brosé Wine
🔊 In this episode:• Who’s to blame for shoplifting?• AI uses salts to get us • Brosé wine is back • Police crackdown on non-crimes • And something about hair…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDelete Your Old Emails Now!
🔊 In this episode:• Yes, Mx!• Attacks on animals up• New Match of the Day plan• AI is not goof for us• And something about deleting your old emails• Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyIt's like a Heatwave
🔊 In this episode:• What is a Heatwave?• More Net Zero complaints • Oasis on the Edinburgh Fringe • Has a ghost hacked your wifi? No • And something about…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThey Must Have Seen You Coming
🔊 In this episode:• Eye tests for older drivers• Vouchers for migrants • How to train your cat • Smart watches aren’t that smart • And something about why…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyOne-in, One-out, Nonplussed
🔊 In this episode:• One-in, one-out, none-plussed• How to cure a coma • Don’t waste money on holidays • Stop asking actors about stuff • And something about…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMy Week, Tonight
🔊 In this episode:• The real baddie from the Manchester Airport incident• Could you win a fight with a cow? • My Last Week Tonight appearance • Bean, bean……
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyRadio-Free - Day 1
🔊 In today’s episode:• Would someone cheat on Margot Robbie?• P Diddy’s back, oh great • Who’s more polite, men or women? • Is the Online Safety Act making you…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCalling Time (FM)
It's the end of an era with the live broadcast side of this coming to an end. Time 107.5, the radio station, has gone. So now we're here, podcasting to the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySorry, but no Ozzy Airport
🔊 In today’s episode: |• “No Fun” summer|• Banking apps go down |• Another reason why vapers are wrong |• Ozzy Airport |• and something about YouTube |• Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDogs in Sunglasses
🔊 In today’s episode: |• UK phone theft capital |• Home makeovers are down |• Dogs in sunglasses |• UK gets balloon technology |• and something about melons |•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDonkeys, donkeys, everywhere!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Hating your boss is right |• Churchill news |• Some pointless surveys |• A Bank Holiday for football? |• and something about donkeys…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNow what has more germs than your toilet seat?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Opposites really do attract |• Unfit bobbies |• Robot bricklayers now |• Now what has more germs than your toilet seat? |• and…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyShould we ban swearing? F*@$ NO!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Brushing your teeth with the wrong creams |• Should we ban swearing |• Magnet fishing |• Einstein’s letter |• and something about old…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTo catch a spy...
🔊 In today’s episode: |• To catch a spy... |• Tennis v Chess |• Netflix says bye to Harry and Megs |• Wanna smell like bananas |• and something about sten-dos…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyUse your damn headphones
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Putting lipstick on a pig? |• Use your damn headphones |• Microwave your tea |• Watch out for Davids and Joannes. |• and something…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWomen Like A Man's Banger?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• AI gives us new antibiotics |• (Bee) Nice to Wasps |• What’s the Top Dog? |• Women fancy small car drivers |• and something about…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNo Manners Steve
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Counting wives |• Ice cream tunes |• New grapes |• Avocado news |• and something about manners |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWho dated whom in 1992
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Who dated whom in 1992? |• Masterchef news |• Sunglasses for dogs |• e-cars are back |• and something about cheese |• Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyKylie, fat burning berries and talking cats
🔊 In today’s episode: |• What Kylie got wrong |• If I could talk to the animals |• Berries that burn fat |• Who make the best lovers |• and something about…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNew diet fad: Eating tomatoes
🔊 In today’s episode: |• New diet fad: Eating tomatoes |• Buzzless bees |• Aldesko dining |• Celebrating the train |• and something about smalltalk is good |•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDanny's Dyerhoea
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Danny Dyerhoea |• Dita Von Teese Tips|• Bayeux Tapestry’s return |• Have you cried like Rachel Reeves? |• and something about Dad-bods…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCan You Spot The 3 Impressions?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Phone case made of skin? |• Kim Jong-un News|• £15 for an apple! |• Don’t say ‘squatter’ now |• and something about spaghetti |• Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyBreakfast ice cream, anyone?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Steve v Caprice |• Breakfast ice cream|• Who cares about crop circles? |• How to make water wetter? |• and something about |• Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyToxic Salads
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Dating celebs |• Top Gear gin|• What’s a champagne silencer? |• Toxic salads |• and something about |• Plus other nuggets from the…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPollen v Humans
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Gary Numan parenting tips |• Steaks are too high|• Coolcations?! |• Pollen v humans |• and something about |• Plus other nuggets from…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Best of Steve N Allen?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Brad Pitt will work with Tom Cruise |• Water shortages, of course|• Sober karaoke?! |• Blocking out the Sun |• and something about |•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyStevie Wonders Being Superstitious
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Good news for Coldplay |• Bad news for beach hut types|• Superstitious |• A vape crisis |• and something about dead robots |• Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySteve on Blind Date?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Being breakfast famous |• Steve on Blind Date?|• Lady Victoria Posh |• Don’t barbecue |• and something about Chesney Hawkes breaking…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyUnfair Dodgers
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Petrol thefts up |• How to be a better writer|• North Korean phones |• Unfair dodgers |• and something about 5-a-day |• Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyStaycations – so that’s a holiday
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Staycations – so that’s a holiday |• Can we talk about the weather?|• Living in an Android body |• Eating pudding is good for you |•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMy Shrinkflation Plan
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Kylie wine |• How many selfies do you need to take?|• Prince Harry Spencer? |• My Shrinkflation Plan |• and something about Dr Martins…