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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyA Big Hand for...
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• What are Londoners like? |• More Gen Z news |• Are you burning out? |• What aliens…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAre Celebs Dumb?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Rob Rinder news |• Clever celebs anyone? |• Upsetting pizza |• Football fans’…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySome Gen Z Gen X News
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• No Saturday post |• Celeb messages |• Welsh drivers are the worst |• Ski news|•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTax & Crash Test Hedgehogs
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The end of silver fillings |• Will AI make another COVID? |• Do you want to pay…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyGetting Steamed
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Human bowling |• Shouty chefs |• Bad news about cheese |• How long could you go…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDo You Believe In Believing In Ghosts?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Bloke who eats coins |• The anti-smoking breakthrough |• The end of model railways…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHoney, Someone Shrank The Fam
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• A dirty (water) protest |• How’s your New Year’s Resolution going? |• Air…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyA Rose By Any Other Name
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• More Post Office news |• Would you try beekeeping? |• We’re naming our plants now…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyIt's Animal Magic
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• CPR for hamsters? |• Dog v monkey |• Do you fear the office? |• A crop circle…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyFrom Vegans to Meat
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Wanna buy Gemma Collin’s old clothes? |• Boris on the radio |• Vegans v COVID |•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMonkeys and Angry Rooms
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Monkey chips |• Paul McKenna news |• Would you use an Angry Room? |• Aliens? |•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyCaveman Diet? Wine Diet?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Do you live like a caveman? |• Veg in space! |• The wine and eggs diet |• More…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyI Have A Dream...
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Tube strike news |• AI gets thirsty |• Vegan steak bakes return |• Who loves…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyA Mickey Mouse Operation
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Darts news |• A Mickey Mouse operation |• The app to save your marriage |• Vapes…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNew Year, Old Steve
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Why Steve doesn’t dance on bars (anymore?) |• Some good divorce news |• Why some…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThings You Don't Want To Hear At Christmas
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Things you don’t want to hear at Christmas |• Victoria Beckham eyebrow news |•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyKeith Richards' Health Tips
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Keith Richards' secret to healthy living |• Chess just got sexy |• Can lentils…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyA Very Healthy Christmas
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Official: Carols are good for you |• What to get men for Christmas |• Cricket…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Big Xmas Getaway (to the shed)
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The Xmas getaway (to the shed) |• The WFH PJs |• Rich men and Joe Wicks aren’t all…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMale Pills and Swearing
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Swearing on TV at epic rates |• There’s a new male pill |• Would you throuple up?…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Horror of Pigs in Blankets
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Top Alexa questions |• The horror of Pigs in Blankets |• Nap news Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPotpourri's Return
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Vegan food’s failing |• Potpourri’s return (see above) |• Why banning mobiles…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Naked Oompa Loompa Problem
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The Naked Oompa Loompa Problem |• Mel B wearing old clothes is news |• Aliens from…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyUnwanted Cash & AI Vicars
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Are you still using cash? (Send your unwanted cash, if you fancy) |• Brazil sues…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNuclear Leak Whatnow?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• How to thwart Xmas tree theft |• Tom Holland on relationship honesty |• UK’s…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMinority Report Becomes Real
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Tom Hanks doesn’t know football |• Minority Report becomes real |• How often…
Steve N Allen (almost) Daily59 Fails!
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The fear of sprouts |• John Hamm’s embarrassment|• 59 driving test fails Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyShould You Use Baby Voice?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Beer is good for your memory |• Meditation is good for old people|• Taylor Swift…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhere There's A Will...
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The advent of pointless Xmas news |• Where there’s a will there’s Aretha’s kids |•…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhat an Enigma
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Wanna buy an Enigma machine? |• The Man Flu debate is back |• Ban the Bounty? Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWater Firms Find New Way To Rip Us Off
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Is James speaking Cleverly? |• Bear Grylls is at it again |• More shortages? Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyA Spice Girl Scam?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Where to truant |• Why a Spice Girl is pulling a scam |• I’m A Celeb watch Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPuppy V Baby
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Steve becomes an influencer |• Gardening happiness |• Puppy v baby Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyGetting Off Early
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Why Adrian Chiles has a urinal|• Russian prisons getting off early |• Do we know…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyA War Over Oil
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Gordon Ramsay cooks what?! |• War over oil |• What would you name a planet? Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyMoD Takes The Biscuit
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Berries to make you less fat |• What’s a good dating age range |• The MoD loves…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyIs Black Friday a Thing?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Is Black Friday a thing? |• Food bribes |• And our attentions spans are now…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Sugar Tax is Pretty Sweet
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• AIs are making stuff up |• I’m A Celeb watch |• Good for the sugar tax Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWomen Like Bald Men? I mean, please, like bald men
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Women prefer bald man |• Big cat watch |• How to find aliens Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHow Much Wood Would A Wood Burner...
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• How much wood would a wood burner burn... |• Gossiping is good? |• The Marvels…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyIdentify As A Cat? (Pronouns are Me and Ow)
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Soup shortage |• Why people online are idiots |• Are kids identifying as cats?…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhat's In A Name
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Abbey doesn’t like Abbey |• Rooney has a TV show |• The John Lewis ad Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNigella's Tips & Housework Rows
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The confidence game |• Who does all the housework |• Nigella does it again Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyNot Just Dogs Are For Christmas
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Need a pet psychic? (Hint: No) |• How not to do toilet breaks at work |• Not just…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe £1.4k Xmas Lunch!
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Abbey’s moaning about Peter Crouch |• The Beatles are back |• How much for a nice…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyTotal Eclipse of the Dog
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Nudist news |• Turkey is back |• Bonnie Tyler’s dog news Plus other nuggets from…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAI Beatles and Skynet
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• AI summit update |• Bed bug news |• An only fans shocker Plus other nuggets from…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyPoor Old BP
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Doctors on dating apps |• Bad news for BP |• Good news for cats Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyAI & Chickens
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Sir Cliff on AI |• What are the chickens saying? |• Romance scammers Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyWhat Scares You In 2023
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Air fryer news |• More plastic banned |• Money v babies Plus other nuggets from…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDon't Avoid Your GP
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Paul Young’s big bras |• The end of Tiddly Winks? |• Don’t avoid your GP - duh…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailySnails, Bugs and Ozzy Osbourne
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Ozzy Osbourne in martial arts shocker |• Is AI bad? (Yep) |• Humans enslaved by…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyGonna Make You Sweat
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The end of bananas |• Bed bug news |• How to make you sweat Plus other nuggets…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyHow Old The Moon
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Bed bugs in Southend |• James Blunt in a sauna |• How old is the moon? Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyEmily being Blunt
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Emily being Blunt |• What bed bugs can do for you |• Cost of Living Crisis hits…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe Spy Who Couldn't Reach Me
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Ban drones? |• We’re short of spies |• Brummies are the best at something Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyI'd Know That Face Anywhere
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• A Jodie Marsh joke |• More bedbugs in the UK |• The upside of facial recognition…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyThe MCU: The Musical!
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The £28 sandwich |• The one song MCU fans need |• The secret to living to 107 Plus…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyDuck Shortage
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Chip oil won’t save us |• A duck shortage |• Abbey Crouch’s blunder Plus other…
Steve N Allen (almost) DailyFirst They Came For Our Scampi
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• The Free Beer Party |• Should was ban phone calls? |• What’s up with scampi? Plus…