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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Captain Kirk In Space?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Captain Kirk back in space? |• The great Welsh £900 chair rip-off |• Missin’ Apostrophe’s |• Why a lie in is good (for men) |• and…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Is Will Ferrell a wrong ‘un?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• B**b job drop |• Craig David misses his Wednesdays |• Bad news if you lose a tooth |• Is Will Ferrell a wrong ‘un? |• and something…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Cost of Drinking Crisis
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Susie Dent’s favourite book |• Lazy dogs |• Why anger is bad for you (duh) |• How to get a fake sick note |• The cost of drinking…
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Court Rap Battle?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Rap in courts? |• Aliens have died out |• Women don’t feel cold more |• Seagulls that kill |• BBC gets more unpopular |• and something…
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Cavemen & Dinosaurs
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Skirts on bins |• Grand Designs secret sauce |• Dinosaurs were stupid |• Cavemen were vegan |• Mike Tyson’s boxing secret |• and…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Dogs, Ghosts & Cranberries
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Ghosts on your doorbell cam? |• The Cranberries give you the runs |• Breaking phones |• Cows that break less wind |• The Cost of…
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What's In A Name, Karen?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Laura Trott news |• Tom Hollander gets Hollander |• Beck compliment |• The ideal divorce drink |• GoT keeping it in the family |• and…
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In Steve News...
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Too many cats |• Get stronger bones |• Auto-delay repay |• Marmite mules|• Rod Stewart’s broken nose |• and something about Dr Martens…
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Winning Fool's Gold
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Robot President? |• Fool's gold has value to some |• More M25 closures |• Panther spotted in UK|• Rwanda scheme rolled out |• The Loch…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Don't Do The Dodo
🔊 In today’s episode: |• More Royal Mail scandal |• Dodo news |• Weather storm update |• and something about cash |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Married to a Zombie?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Twiggy news |• iPhones can be fixed now |• Peter Andre thinking problem |• and something about zombie husbands |• Plus other nuggets…
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Pick Your Own
🔊 In today’s episode: |• How to pick food |• Cavemen pets |• Smartphone v toilet |• and something about Richard Hammond |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
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Woke Scrabble? Nah
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Moving home blues |• Woke Scrabble |• Davina v Gladiator |• and something about Oopma Loopmas |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Me Time in a Podcast
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Veg is bad for you |• Not enough “me time” |• Camels will save the world |• and something about a Euro witch |• Plus other nuggets…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Fancy a Naked Clam?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• AI knows how you’ll vote |• Lewis Hamilton moans |• Trigger warnings |• and something about naked clams |• Plus other nuggets from the…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Dorset Knob Fail
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Water bosses make a meal of it |• Men with S starting names are great |• Dorset Knob Festival upset |• and something about hot…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Does Your Gym Kit Smell?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Gym kit smellings |• AI v wasps |• Japanese name shortage |• and something about the licence fee |• Plus other nuggets from the news…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Are Wasps Nice?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Susie Dent’s ghost |• Pay As you Drink |• Wasps are actually nice |• and something about Truth Social |• Plus other nuggets from the…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
AI Cloning Fears
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Befriend the gulls |• Why we don’t wet the baby’s head anymore |• Coffin news (in April) |• and something about AI voice cloning |•…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Neeks and Buns
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Are you a neek |• Nigella’s buns |• Is your husband losing weight? |• and something about AI barmaids |• Plus other nuggets from the…
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The Body Show
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Model swears she’s not AI |• Alan Titchmarsh’s trousers banned |• Mars Rover problem |• and something about sperm whales |• Plus other…
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The End of X?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• X, formerly Twitter, to be formerly X |• Mr Motivator isn’t |• Crocs at a wedding!? |• and something about ghosts |• Plus other…
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The End of Coffee!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Hug a tree |• What Naga wears |• The England kit still upsets |• and something about the end of coffee |• Plus other nuggets from the…
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From Cuddles to Jack the Ripper
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Professional cuddler |• Good news for the bigger bottomed |• Some Jack the Ripper news |• and @LarryEnts has Mel B news |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
A Loo To A View
🔊 In today’s episode: |• A loo with a view |• IT fails hitting our food |• An anti-ageing country |• and a thing about a coconut shoved somewhere |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Olympic Condom Usage?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Expensive soups |• Meals in space |• Gen Z won’t talk to you |• and a thing about Olympic condoms |• Plus other nuggets from the news…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Most Haunted Doorbells?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Haunted doorbells |• A pill to make you younger is invented |• They’re spying on you |• and a thing about black pudding |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
We Want Robo-Binmen
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Flying taxis |• Robot binmen |• Jeremy Renner dating Robert Downey Jr |• and a thing about Scottish Widows |• Plus other nuggets from…
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Give Me Some Space
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Personal space update |• Do you like pizza? |• Cat owners are the best |• and a thing about Abbey Clancey |• Plus other nuggets from…
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Dinkwad!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Who’s an imposter? |• Are you a Dinkwad? |• How to de-stress |• and a thing about snakes |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Dishwasher Cooking?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• No, phones should be looked at at the dinner table |• You can cook in your dishwasher |• Fry ups or Fly ups? |• and a thing about tea…
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Yoga Shorts
🔊 In today’s episode: |• More Kate photo news |• Marmite finally has a use |• Bacon is good for you |• and a thing about yoga |• Plus other nuggets from the…
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The Bubble Wrap of Podcasts
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Does Insta keep you young? |• The key to happiness (statistically) |• Steve v Uri Geller |• and a thing about bubble wrap |• Plus…
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Paper Bottles? What Next?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Aldi has paper wine bottles |• Meet Del Boy for £450 |• Liam Gallagher wants chocolates |• and a thing about chips |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Pink Swans and Feral Pigs
🔊In today’s episode: |• Pink swans riddle solved |• The latest retro thing |• Aliens do yoga |• and @LarryEnts has new on Caprice |• Plus other nuggets from…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
More Gen Z Mocking
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Gen Z’s DIY dentistry |• Getting your 10,000 steps |• The UK is miserable |• and a…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Cider, Cigars and Cola
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Cider news |• Matt Hancock returns |• There’s a cloned goat |• and a thing about…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Said the Maiden to the Vicar
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Iron Maiden news |• The most annoying phone calls |• Vicar war |• and a thing…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Slouch Up Straight And Listen
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Contactless is catching on |• Hot cross bun news |• DVDs are coming back |• and a…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Smells Like Teen Candle
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Jeans v Puddings |• Why a low voice (like Steve’s) is sexy |• 20mph zones ending…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
How To Survive Zombies (again)
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Luke Littler update |• Where to be if there are zombies |• How to find a long-term…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Mini Egg Inflation
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Some Ant & Dec news |• Mini Eggs, maxi price |• Rich people take the moon |• Do…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Cheese and Wine
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Cheese news (Not a Liz Truss story for once) |• What cavemen taught me |• Bye bye…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Smelly Birds and Syrups
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buyincluding: |• Sting’s wife gets angry |• Syrup news round up |• Loo roll tax! |• How to cure…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Alcohol-free What Now?!
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Is Nigella still mad? |• How not to carry antiques |• Knob throwing |• Biscuit…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
These Titles Are Meaningless Y'Know
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Aliens or zombies? |• Fridge news |• Old PCs and old rope |• Is Lego good for you?…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Free The Peach
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• How to romance your partner |• The dart fart scandal |• Tumble driers bye-bye |•…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
ChatStevePT
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Larry on Sharon Stone |• Has ChatGPT just gone too far? |• Hot in the UK |•…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Pope Biscuits
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Joe Biden update |• Is tree hugging OK for the tree? |• Pope biscuits |• Is there…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Valentine's (Not So) Special
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Valentine’s Special |• Aldi’s fun |• What to do with your fruit |• The Smiths (not…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Nearly V-Day
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Pre-Valentine’s news |• Johnny English is back? |• Too old to date? |• A cure for…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
A Lot About Pets
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Pets V partners - again |• Pet names too, but not in that way |• PETA v…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Check-In Weigh-In?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Larry has Henry Cavill news |• Giving a proper “dressing down” |• The French are…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
A Bumper Pack!
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Larry has Guy Ritchie news |• Expensive steaks |• Joe Biden done a whoopsie |•…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
TikTok Times Up For Music
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• More baby news again |• Return of the Liz Truss |• The big quiz show loser |•…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
More Sad Economic Stories
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• More baby news |• Pot holes and empty shelves |• Dogs are like their owners |• EVs…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Steve's Back, Baby!
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Steve has a baby! |• Trump impersonator regrets it |• Cats v monkeys |• Craig…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Remember Liz Truss?
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Clooney news |• Beach trouble |• How to learn physics |• Liz Truss is back again|•…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
How Not To Be Rock n Roll
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Tidy Cliff |• All spent out |• Bye bye dinosaurs |• Nudist news|• Pronoun news…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Midlife Crisis Steve
Here’s an update on lots of news that might be passing you buy including: |• Midlife Crisis actors |• Tea v coffee |• Are we destroying the moon? |• Is cash…