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The Chrissie Swan Show
The Chrissie Swan Show features everything you love about the popular radio and TV star. From hilarious and relatable stories from her own life, popular segments including Swan’s Singalong, Mystic Chrissie and Celeb Stuff – Chrissie will have you entertained and laughing out loud. It's also home of The ChrissieCast where Chrissie interviews interesting people "Live from The Compound."
Episodes
- The Chrissie Swan Show
5 April 2019 – FULL PODCAST – I only know MAFmatics!
Tom Gleeson! Titus O’Reily! Jon Heder! That’s right, the one and only Napoleon Dynamite! Heaps more! Happy Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for…
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Cheat Sheet of the Week '19: Week #11
This week was one of the funniest we've seen in the business. And we've been in the business since the business was just starting to be the business. It was a…
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4 April 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Do you have a Club Lock?
You called us to tell us if you have a Club Lock; Sam wanted to know if you’ve got a second storey; David O’Doherty shouted out to his girlfriend at home; Ivan…
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3 April 2019 – FULL PODCAST – You have beautiful skin…
Browny’s Music Muster! Who Wants To Be a Vietnamese Millionaire? Do you call your pets your children? Sam’s newest segment is called ‘Compliment Browny’, can…
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2 April 2019 – FULL PODCAST – You two are just in love with Andy Lee!
You called us with your tidbits! Darren Purchese didn’t get an email back from Chrissie; Tony Martin takes on Ross Noble’s Stath impersonation; Mark and Martha…
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MAFS: Martha hates Melbourne...
Martha has moved to Melbourne to be nearer to her Married At First Sight partner Michael, but has she picked the wrong part of town? Was the move from Bondi to…
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MAFS: Mark talks Ning, fighting for the relationship and being single again!
After last night's brutal Married At First Sight episode, we spoke to newly single Mark about his experience with Ning, who he unceremoniously dumped. We asked…
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We chat to your new Bachelorette, Angie from Gogglebox!
What's the deal with her relationships? What's she looking for in a partner? Did jungle producers force the Justin Lacko issue? We ask Angie... See…
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MAFS: Chrissie Swan gives Jules and Cam the perfect wedding advice
Now they're engaged 'in real life', we spoke to Jules from Married At First Sight about her experience on the show with Cam, and how that's translated into…
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1 April 2019 – FULL PODCAST – We’re an ‘April Fools Free Zone’
We’re not going to prank you, because we’re not lame; Des Bishop had a rough few weeks, but he made it in; Angie Kent is your new Bachelorette; Jack Riewoldt…
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29 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Powerful people in silly hats
Stephen K Amos met the Queen! Titus O’Reily didn’t shoot an elephant! Deano wanted you to send him a fax, and of course it was time for the Cheat Sheet! 
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Cheat Sheet of the Week '19: Week #10
The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is here, and the funniest show in Melbourne just got a whole lot funnier! We had a massive week of LOLs, from all…
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28 March 2019 - FULL PODCAST - It's a Megalodon
Ross Noble gets forensic on his Statham / Winstone / Hoskins / Caine / Collins impression; Kochie gives us a brilliant tip to save money; Tim Vine witnesses a…
- The Chrissie Swan Show
27 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – LIVE from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!
The funniest show of the year is our live show from the Melbourne Town Hall! Your favourites Ben Knight, Josh Earl, Nath Valvo, Nazeem Hussain, Anne Edmonds…
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26 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Is she speaking German?
Pamela Anderson on the Nanny! David Oyelowo is a prince! Tony Martin gets gassy! Chrissie put the boys to the test – today’s topic: Tiger Woods! You called us…
- The Chrissie Swan Show
25 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – A single cracker and a rat
We talk airports with British/Malaysian comedian Phil Wang; Jess & Dan from Married At First Sight talk villain life and how they may have been set up by…
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MAFS: were Dan & Jess set up by producers?
On the phone with Chrissie, Sam & Browny, MAFS 'villains' Jess and Dan were quick to defend themselves for 'cheating' on their 'spouses', but they were also…
- The Chrissie Swan Show
Cheat Sheet of the Week '19: Week #8
This week flew by, but don't worry, we caught some funny bits and they're here for you, just like we are. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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22 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Okurrrrrr?
We talk about Cardi B’s new trademark; Stephen Curry & Dave Lawson drop by; Ash Williams is back to tell us how his magazine giveaway went; Titus O’Reily talks…
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Browny calls out Tayla Harris trolls!
AFL legend Jonathan wrapped up a week of footy news today, by calling out the 'creeps' who took the time to troll AFLW star Tayla Harris's iconic photo…
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21 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – What are we talking to you for?
Ash Williams! Dan Connell! Michael from Married At First Sight! Jack’s Got Issues! Things Never Said Watching MAFS! Dead Or Alive! Who Would Win In a Fight?!…
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MAFS: Michael calls out Mike's dodgy relationship advice
Speaking to Chrissie, Sam & Browny after last night's Married At First Sight confrontation, Michael was keen to discuss the real issues behind Mike's so called…
- The Chrissie Swan Show
20 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Can you cry on cue?
Jack Riewoldt is back, and he’s a Dad now, so that’s nice! Collette Mann is moved to tears by a sad Neighbours scene, then laughter thanks to the music; you…
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19 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – I copped a pickle, once!
What food did you cop? You called us! Shane Crawford took Chrissie’s Tight Five; Peter Helliar has a new book; Olympia Valance is still in touch with her dance…
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MAFS: We get Martha to reveal if she's still with Michael
Chrissie, Sam & Browny wanted to get the lowdown on Martha and Michael, and really drill down into whether 'youse' is a word. But when she was asked 'are you…
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18 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Um… bogan!
We spoke to Martha from MAFS about how ‘youse’ isn’t a word and whether she and Michael are still together; our new footy correspondent Max Gawn came by and…
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15 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Then I slip on the harness…
Things got saucy this morning! Tony Martin got some complaints; Justin Lacko went into Sam’s cone of silence; Masterchef voice Ian ‘Lofty’ Fulton gave us the…
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Cheat Sheet of the Week '19: Week #7
We took a week off. Then it was a long weekend. By Tuesday this week, we were all over it. Listen back to the best bits of the show! See…
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Sam's Diary: Season 4 - The Seventh Week!
From political stuff ups to the funeral for one of the greatest session drummers of all time, Sam's Diary has it all. Listen! See omnystudio.com/listener…
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14 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – A Murray Cod vs. a Platypus
Who would win in a fight? We ask our resident vet Dr. James Haberfield, and he gives us the answers; Adam Rozenbachs was visited in hospital by Sam; Jason…
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MAFS: Billy drops reunion details, says Mike's 'acting'
We spoke to Billy the day after Susie announced that he's 'literally an actor', and he told us what he really wants to focus on, post-Married At First Sight…
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13 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – I’m not interested in becoming an actor
Billy from Married At First Sight sets us straight; Dr Chris Brown and Sam Pang aren’t all that different; The Queen is on Instagram, and Sam’s all over it…
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12 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Cucumbers are a fruit
You called with your tidbits, and Sam decided there’s a better way to go about the whole thing; Chyka Keebaugh absolutely nailed ‘Know Your Mel or Chyka’; Ryan…
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MAFS: Susie tells us that Billy is an actor.
Well, that's that then. Discussing the latest episode of Married At First Sight with Chrissie, Sam & Browny, Susie revealed that not only is Billy 'literally…
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Has Michala Banas been scammed? Browny uncovers the voicemails...
Have you received a robo-call that says it's from the ATO? Today's guest host Michala Banas had a couple recently, and Browny did a little digging... See…
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1 March 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Tony Martin spoils Game of Thrones for everybody!
Tony Martin has ruined everything, or has he? Melissa from MAFS revealed the truth behind Dino’s secret recordings; Jane Bunn talks weather and Moomba; we…
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MAFS: Melissa reveals the truth behind Dino's secret recordings!
Secret recordings? Gossip with sisters? Hidden phones? Boxer shorts? What is going on with Melissa and Dino on Married At First Sight? We asked her... 
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Sam's Diary: Season 4 - The Sixth Week!
Listen back to the innermost thoughts of a sad, small man. It's Sam's Diary. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Cheat Sheet of the Week '19: Week #6
MAFS a-go-go! Gags a-plenty! LOL city! Guests you can't even imagine! It's the cheat sheet. It's the best bits of the week. It's all yours. See…
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28 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – I got there early, dressed as a ghost.
Luke McGregor’s auction strategy is yet to pay off; you called with your tidbits; Browny caught us up on the month that was with his Big Red Book; we spoke to…
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27 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – I’m King, so who cares?
Moomba King for 2019 Archie Thomson got royal; Lauren Phillips played Chrissie’s new game ‘Know Your Melissa or Chyka!’; we spoke to Martha from MAFS; we…
- The Chrissie Swan Show
26 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Enjoy your time in the friend zone!
Dave O’Neil co-hosts! Tamara from MAFS called in to tell us about her new husband / friend Dan; Lisa Wilkinson said a whole lot of controversial things…
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MAFS: Are Tamara & Dan already in the friend zone?
We wanted to see what life's like for a brand new 'intruder' on Married At First Sight, so we talked to new bride Tamara, and it wasn't long before our…
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25 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – “And then a hero comes along…”
Denise Scott bowls a shocker to Donald Bradman! Heidi and Elizabeth from Married At First Sight weigh in on the ‘experts’ terrible advice; we answered some Ask…
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Is John from MAFS giving the worst relationship advice ever? We asked Heidi...
After last night's episode, Chrissie was so incensed about the terrible advice from MAFS expert John that she thought about bailing on the show. So why is he…
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Elizabeth from MAFS blows judges' audition issues
Chrissie, Sam & Browny were all so confused after last night's MAFS commitment ceremony, they simply had to talk to Elizabeth about her experience on the show…
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22 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Yes, I’m adorable.
Olympia Valance! Martha from MAFS! Matt Doran! Tony Martin! Deano’s Pitch! Sam’s Diary! The Home Viewer Quiz! Cheat Sheet of the Week! More! Happy Friday…
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Are Martha and Michael 'a match made in heaven'?
Martha from Married At First Sight gave us some insight into her relationship with Michael, but she wouldn't give us anything when we asked her about all those…
- The Chrissie Swan Show
Sam's Diary: Season 4 - The Fifth Week!
Personal attacks. Hard hitting news. Admin. It's Sam's Diary, and it's sad and scary. You should have a listen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
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Cheat Sheet of the Week '19: Week #5
What a huge week! Cricket legends! Reality TV people! Dance! Laughs! Fun! It's been a big week, let's listen back, shan't we? See omnystudio.com/listener…
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21 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Happy Pants vs. Funny Pants
Is that the new name for the show? We played another round of Who Would Win in a Fight? with Dr. James Haberfield; Dr Chris Brown and Sam flirted outrageously…
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20 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Time to get a mistress!
We talked ‘7 year itch’ with My Kitchen Rules judge Manu Feildel, and he wheeled out some gags for Sam; Nazeem gave us some life advice; we went early on AFL…
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Is Mike the real MAFS villain? We ask Heidi.
We spoke to MAFS participant Heidi about the backlash she and Mike have suffered during the Married At First Sight show, how it's affected their relationship…
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19 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – This coming from man sporting a tattoo on his bum.
Hollywood Jack chats to Peking Duk, but not before Sam has a listen back… he has some feedback; Sam debuts his new segment ‘Things we learned from Sir Curtly…
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18 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Good question, Chrissie!
Chrissie absolutely nailed the interview with cricketing legend Sir Curtly Ambrose, who will be part of this season of Dancing with the Stars; we spoke to…
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Shane Crawford 'helps' Dermy with his jungle constipation...
He did what?? We were chatting to Crawf about his time in the jungle, his pride in winning third place, and the lengths he went to for his AFL 'locker room'…
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Cheat Sheet of the Week '19: Week #4
Massive celebrities. Funny comedians, who I suppose are also celebrities. Movie stars. TV icons. What a week. It flew by, so here's some of the best bits you…
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15 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – If I can’t see it, does it exist?
Sam’s Diary! Cheat Sheet of the Week! Livin’ with the Chippy! Tony Martin! Jack Riewoldt! Deano’s Pitch! Yeah The Mount! Heaps more! Check out all the…
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Sam's Diary: Season 4 - The Fourth Week!
Take a trip with us, won't you? A trip we take every single week, when Sam shares with us his innermost thoughts by reading his diary from the week. Look, it's…
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14 February 2019 – FULL PODCAST – Pop a bottle of Tequila and go on a crime spree!
Sounds romantic? That’s Sam’s Valentine’s Day plan. We talked to Jane Hall about her obvious attraction to another guest, Mark MAFS! UK comedy legend Eddie…