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Messed Up Movies
A podcast celebrating movies and filmmakers that embrace the unhinged, the insane, the outrageous, the off-kilter and all around kind of MESSED UP fun that you can't take your eyes off of.
Episodes
- Messed Up Movies
The Invisible Man (2020)
The Alchemist try to prove we are being haunted by our nightmare ex The Invisible Man. Key Elements: Dinner for One, Paint Bomb, Pandora's Duffel Bag
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Zodiac
The Alchemist try to catch a killer in Zodiac. Key Elements: Squirrel Trailer, Animal Crackers, Aqua Velva
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Double Feature: Crimson Tide with Kevin Weinmann
The Alchemist struggle to start nuclear war in Crimson Tide. Key Elements: Silver Surfer Snob, Bubble Warfare, Denzel Eye Torpedos
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Double Feature: The Hunt For Red October with Kevin Weinmann
The Alchemist chase down a Russian super sub to prevent war in The Hunt For Red October. Key Elements: Evil School Master, American Buckaroos, Montana Dreaming
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Brick
The Alchemist grab a scotch and try to crack our high school's case in Brick. Key Elements: Not Rachel Bilson, Bad Taste In Boys, VP Shaft
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Lord of Illusions
This week the Alchemist head to LA to fight magicians in Lord of Illusions. Key Elements: Brooklyn Magic, Baboon Body Guard, Origami Fire
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Double Feature: Color Out of Space with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist see a color they can't describe in Color Out of Space. Key Elements: Alpacazilla, Man in the Well, Coloring Mantis
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Double Feature: Slither with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist try and survive carnivorous slugs in Slither. Key Elements: Mommy Egg Sack, Tub Slug, Jabba the Grant
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Lars and the Real Girl
The Alchemist order a girlfriend with Lars and the Real Girl. Key Elements: Celibate Sex Doll, Dancing With Yourself, Goslin Sans Cheek Bones
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Near Dark
The Alchemist explore the night and the west in Near Dark. Key Elements: Severen Slaughters, New Blood, Light Bullets
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Double Feature: Bliss with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist paint and drink blood with Bliss. Key Elements: Blood Bath, Suit Douche, Three's Company
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Double Feature: Luz with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist meet and old school mate and demon in Luz. Key Elements: Stinky Kingdom, Naked Therapist, Taxi Cab Confessions
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Birth
The Alchemist find their lost lover in the body of a child in Birth. Key Elements: Ruba Dub Dub, Monkey Bars, Buried Treasure
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Harold and Maude
The Alchemist live it up with an old lady in Harold and Maude. Key Elements: Free Tree, Cat Stevens, New Car Smell
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1917
The Alchemist race across the battlefield in 1917. Key Elements: Tin and Ribbon, Milk Canteen, Rat Boom
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Cop Car
The Alchemist run from an evil Sheriff when we steal a Cop Car. Key Elements: Psychic Fish, Cow Tipping, Playboys and Money
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The Joker
The Alchemist put a smile on our faces with The Joker. Key Elements: Jock Jams, Open Mic Night, "My Mama Says"
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Footloose
The Alchemist fight a small town for the right to dance in Footloose. Key Elements: Tractor Chicken, Red Boots, Casual Gymnastics
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Parasite
The Alchemist con our way into a rich family's home with Parasite. Key Elements: Scholar Stone, House Ghost, Birthday Suprise
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Flatliners
The Alchemist die and come back haunted in Flatliners. Key Elements: Tough Kid, Window Mountaineering, VHS collection.
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Tremors
The Alchemist head for high ground in a battle against giant worms in Tremors. Key Elements: Bomb Fishing, Lawn Mower Decoy, Elephant Gun
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Hollow Man
The Alchemist grab our heat vision goggles and chase down a naked, murderous Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man. Key Elements: Rubber Mask, Invisidong, Dog Splat
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JoJo Rabbit
The Alchemist face down the horrors of WWII and a cartoonish Hitler in JoJo Rabbit. Key Elements: Dancing Shoes, Facial Scars, Peacock Uniform
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The Lighthouse
The Alchemist face down a storm and man our post in The Lighthouse. Key Elements: Mermaid Figure, Pushy Seagull, Goddamned Farts
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Deadly Games A.K.A. Dial Code Santa
The Alchemist put on our war paint, grab our diabetic grandpa and fight Santa to the death in Deadly Games. Key Elements: Arm Band Computer, Let Them Stab…
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
The Alchemist grab our lightsabers and face down the end of the saga in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. Key Elements: Sith Puppet, Kylo Ben, Rey of Hope
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Jaws: The Revenge
The Alchemist head to the beach to have a battle of the minds with Jaws: The Revenge. Key Elements: Shark Roar, Mind Fishing, Hoagie and Mom
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Hell or High Water
The Alchemist rob some banks to save our ranch in Hell or High Water. Key Elements: Lord of the Plains, Front Porch, Buried Cars
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I Saw The Devil
The Alchemist chase down a serial killer down the long and bloody path of revenge in I Saw The Devil. Key Elements: Tummy Tracker, Lost Ring, Fine Young…
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Annihilation
The Alchemist enter the Southern Reach and head towards the Lighthouse in Annihilation. Key Elements: Bear Talk, Glass of Water, Putty Mime
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It's A Disaster
The Alchemist grab our merlot and duct tape for the last dinner party in the world with It's A Disaster. Key Elements: Hazmat Suit, Monkey Radio, Final Merlot
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Double Feature: What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist battle our crazy sister in What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? Key Elements: Jane Doll, Parrot Diet, Beach Dancing
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Double Feature: Carrie with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist cover our dirty pillows and head to Prom with Carrie. Key Elements: Scary Jesus, Dirty Pillows, Tampon Shower
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Home For The Holidays
The Alchemist put on our Mother's Coat and grab our polaroids for the most uncomfortable family dinner in Home for the Holidays. Key Elements: Inappropriate…
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Alchemist strap on their skin mask, grab our chainsaws and hunt for hippie meat in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Key Elements: Bone Decor, Grandpa's Hammer…
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The Invitation
The Alchemist join a swanky cult infused dinner party in the Invitation. Key Elements: Cult Video, Red Lanterns, Fox Smashing
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Freddy vs. Jason
The Alchemist get caught between Freddy and Jason in the clash of Horror Titans Freddy vs. Jason. Key Elements: Corn Rave, Winking Head, Baby Masked Jason
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Friday the 13th (2009) with Sam Price
The Alchemist avoid Jason's booby traps and weed in the Friday the 13th remake. Key Elements: Grower Jason, Sister/Mother, Abused Mannequin
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Jason X with Jamin Mink
The Alchemist and our robot lover fight Super Jason in space! Key Elements: Nanodocs, Robo-Karate, Dry Ice Face
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Jason Goes To Hell with Sam Price
The Alchemist chow down of the dark heart of Jason in Jason Goes To Hell. Key Elements: Creighton Duke, Hot Dog + Doughnut, Mustache Shaving
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Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan with Jamin Mink
The Alchemist board a boat with slimey sea ghost Jason in Jason Takes Manhattan. Key Elements: Knock Your Block Off, Inner-Child, Biology Project
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Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood with Jamin Mink
The Alchemist battle Jason (and our therapist) with our mind powers. Key Elements: Necromancy, Unmasked Jason, Eye Horn
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Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives with Jamin Mink
The Alchemist dig up Jason for a supernatural and hilarious caper in Jason Lives. Key Elements: Ball Earrings, Red Dot Bang, Jason Booty
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Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning with Jamin Mink
The Alchemist are haunted by Jason's old and new in A New Beginning. Key Elements: Ethel's Stew, Swayze Fu, Reggie The Reckless
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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter with Jamin Mink
The Alchemist dance with twins and put it in our computer as we try and survive Jason in The Final Chapter. Key Elements: Tommy's Hairdo, Jason Hunter, Crispin…
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Friday the 13th Part 3
The Alchemist run from bikers, Jason and Shelly's jokes in Friday the 13th Part 3. Key Elements: Shelly's Box, Jason's Mask, Eye Ball Pop
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Friday the 13th Part 2
The Alchemist put on a dead ladie's sweater to survive Jason in Friday the 13th Part 2. Key Elements: Head Alter, Burlap Sack, Hand Walk and Chop
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Friday the 13th
The Alchemist try to survive a night at camp in Friday the 13th. Key Elements: Crazy Ralph, Bacon Butt, Strip Monopoly
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A Nightmare Elm Street (2010) with Sam Price
The Alchemist get a grimy reboot and face the meanest most cringy Freddy yet in the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Key Elements: Micro-Naps, Nancy's…
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Wes Craven's New Nightmare with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist fight Freddy on the streets of Hollywood in Wes Craven's New Nightmare. Key Elements: Rex, Earthquakes, Naughty Nurses
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Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist call Freddy daddy and rock our 3D glasses in Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. Key Elements: Great Graphics, Dream Goggles, Papa Cooper
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child with Sam Price
The Alchemist join Amanda Krueger in our unborn child's dream to fight Freddy. Key Elements: 100 Maniacs, Baby Freddy, Mad Max Stroller
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist gather the souls of our fallen friends and take on Freddy...again in The Dream Master. Key Elements: Roach Motel, Ghost Karate, Soul Food
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist dream up our kick ass dream selfs to defeat Freddy in Dream Warriors. Key Elements: Prime Time, Teen Puppet, Needle Fingers
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
The Alchemist get sweaty and fight our inner-Freddy in Freddy's Revenge. Key Elements: Mouth Eyeball, Ass Whips, Sweat Dreams
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A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Alchemist grab their crucifix and run from Freddy in A Nightmare on Elm Street. Key Elements: Tina Bag, Blood Geyser, Bobby Traps
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Black Swan
The Alchemist dance with our darker halves in Black Swan. Key Elements: Lady in the Mirror, Dance the Magic Dance, Feathered Wounds
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Dark City
The Alchemist awaken in the grimy, dead hooker filled Dark City. Key Elements: Saves The Fish, Space Beach, Billy Corgan Convention
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Total Recall
The Alchemist plug into a mind vacation with Total Recall. Key Elements: Triple Boob, "Howdy Stranger", De Air
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It Chapter 2
The Alchemist reunite in their childhood home to slay a clown. Key Elements: Pomeranian Closet, Old Lady Nudity, Shredded Abs