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Messed Up Movies
A podcast celebrating movies and filmmakers that embrace the unhinged, the insane, the outrageous, the off-kilter and all around kind of MESSED UP fun that you can't take your eyes off of.
Episodes
- Messed Up Movies
Double Feature: Terminator 2: Judgement Day with Brain Wilson and Chris Cruz
The Alchemist try and change our future and battle murder cyborgs in Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Key Elements: Reasons To Cry, Good To The Bone, Liquid Metal
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Double Feature: The Terminator with Brain Wilson and Chris Cruz
The Alchemist run from a cyborg killing machine from the future in The Terminator. Key Elements: Eye Surgery, Pugsley, Cumming Across Time
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Sixteen Candles with Andrea Dandino
The Alchemist face the horrors of aging and high school Sixteen Candles. Key Elements: Hot Stuff, Bra Theft, Shithead Jake Ryan
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Pretty In Pink with Amy Griffey
The Alchemist call the cops on Ducky and sew a prom dress in Pretty In Pink. Key Elements: Devious Ducky, Teenager Bar, Class Warfare
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St. Elmo's Fire
The Alchemist face down adult life in St. Elmo's Fire. Key Elements: Kirbo Killer, Sexy Sax, Death by Breeze
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The Peanut Butter Falcon with Sam Price
The Alchemist float down the river to wrestling school with The Peanut Butter Falcon. Key Elements: Salt Water Redneck, Birthday Wishes, Party
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Ready or Not with Sam Price
The Alchemist rip our wedding dresses and fight for our lives in Ready or Not. Key Elements: Blood Balloons, Hand Hole, Aunt Axe Synopsis: A bride's wedding…
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Double Feature: Mannequin with Kevin Weinmann
The Alchemist create sweet art with our living Mannequins. Key Elements: Mannequin Love, Mean Gods, Good Boys
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Double Feature: Weekend At Bernie's with Kevin Weinmann
The Alchemist party with their dead boss. Key Elements: Corpse Comedy, Hitman Priest, Hot and Sweaty
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Weird Science
The Alchemist strap on our head bras and fire up the computer to make a dream girl in Weird Science. Key Elements: Piece of Chet, David Lee Roth Ingredient…
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Less Than Zero
The Alchemist drive into the dark, drug filled underbelly of Los Angeles in Less Than Zero Key Elements: Exposed Jingle Bells, Van Halen Sex, Orgasm Donuts
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The Breakfast Club
The Alchemist get sent to detention in The Breakfast Club. Key Elements: Barry Manilow's Wardrobe, a lobotomy and tights, sad pot
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Heavy Metal
The Alchemist are attacked by an evil green orb and giant breast in Heavy Metal. Key Elements: Floor Cocaine, Captain Crime, Boobs Heroics
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Double Feature: Upgrade with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist insert STEM and seek revenge in Upgrade. Key Elements: Meat Puppet, Hipster Assassin, Nanobot Sneeze
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Double Feature: Hardware with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist fight against a salvaged murder bot in Hardware. Key Elements: Greasy Voyeur, Wasted Robo-Hand, Crazy Green Eyes
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Fire and Ice
The Alchemist take their shirts off and fight back glaciers in Fire and Ice. Key Elements: Rotoscoping, Icegasm, Darkwolf
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Akira
The Alchemist rev their engines and unleash their mind's power in Akira. Key Elements: Grey Children, Background Explosions, Biker Battles
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Princess Mononoke
The Alchemist enter the fray between forrest creatures and man in Princess Mononoke. Key Element: Goo-Demon, Decapitations, Wolf Blood
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Midsommar with Mike Cloud
The Alchemist eat some pube pie and take all the drugs with Swedish cultist in Midsommar. Key Elements: Finger Painting Prophet, Leatherface Dick, Butt Pusher
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Over The Top
The Alchemist get the straps and turn our caps with Over The Top. Key Elements: Child Endangerment, Arm Wrastlin, Crazy Eyes
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Ma with Sam Price
The Alchemist party with Ma. Key Elements: Dog Blood, Speed Bump, Sleepy Preacher's Daughter
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The Dead Don't Die with Sam Price
The Alchemist remain calm as The Dead Don't Die. Key Elements: Toxic Lunar Energy, Sturgill Simpson, Chardonnay
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Double Feature: Days of Thunder with Kevin Weinmann
The Alchemist rev their engines in Days of Thunder with special guest Kevin Weinmann. Key Elements: Sweetener Foreplay, Wheelchair Race, Dirty Talking Cars
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Double Feature: Top Gun with Kevin Weinmann
The Alchemist take to the skies in Top Gun with special guest Kevin Weinmann. Key Elements: Jeans Volleyball, Cockpit Polaroid, Need for Speed
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Brightburn
The Alchemist fend off an evil super-powered teen in Brightburn. Key Elements: Eyeball Glass, Glowing Red Womb, Scary Porn Stash
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I Trapped The Devil with Sam Price
The Alchemist face down Pure Evil through a basement door in I Trapped The Devil Key Elements: TV Signal, Devil Voice, Red String Room
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Willow with Sam Price
The Alchemist hit the road to adventure to save a river baby with their friend Willow. Key Elements: Street Magic, Hunky Mardigan, Old Lady Punches
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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension with Jonathan Holiday
The Alchemist answer Buckaroo's call and help battle John's in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. Key Elements: Bigboote, Tongue…
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Mrs. Doubtfire
The Alchemist disguise themselves as English nannies to save a family with Mrs. Doubtfire. Key Elements: Drive By Fruiting, "Dude Looks Like A Lady", Cake…
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Pet Semetary (2019)
The Alchemist grab their shovels and bury Pet Semetary. What comes back ain't the same, but is it awesome? Key Elements: Church, Bad Parents, Spoiled Soil
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The Babadook
The Alchemist fight sleep deprivation, disobedient children and The Babadook! Key Elements: The Bababook, Wild Child, Worm Bowl
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An American Werewolf in London
The Alchemist backpack through werewolf infested London with An American Werewolf in London. Key Elements: Rotting Friend, Shady Small Town, Pervert Buffet
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US
The Alchemist stare down their insanely handsome Red Tethers in US. Key Elements: More Lupita, Creepy Five On It, Rabbit Room
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The Howling
The Alchemist join therapy with Werewolves in The Howling. Key Elements: Wolf Missionary, Toxic Marshalinity, Bubbling Skin
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Dog Soldiers
The Alchemist hold the line against Dog Soldiers. Key Elements: Flying Cow Corpse, Dog Murder, Hanging Guts
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Ginger Snaps
The Alchemist face the terrors of Womanhood and Werewolves with Ginger Snaps. Key Elements: Accountant Dog Names, Death Photography, Curse Acne
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May
The Alchemist have a creepy get together with all their most perfect friends and MAY. Key Elements: Blind Kid Mob, Nipple Ice, Perfect Body
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Fatal Attraction
The Alchemist hold their bunnies tight and deal with the repercussions of an affair. Key Elements: Bunny Soup, Hate Tape, Sink Sex
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Tiptoes
The Alchemist drop to their knees for a different perspective of Tiptoes. Key Elements: 90's Wardrobe, Evil McConaughey, Little Oldman
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Johnny Mnemonic
The Alchemist cram their heads with info and run for their lives in Johnny Mnemonic. Key Elements: Psychic Dolphin, Buff Cyborg Jesus, Musician Cameos
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Velvet Buzzsaw
The Alchemist try and elevate art and avoid murder by painting in Velvet Buzzsaw. Key Elements: Hole Exploration, Trash Bag Art, Blood Paint
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Double Feature: The 13th Warrior with Sam Price
Sam and Griffey complete the Double Feature by facing down cannibals with a gaggle of Vikings. Key Elements: Big Boob Statue, Head Decorations, War Eye Liner
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Double Feature: The Blood of Heroes with Sam Price
Sam joins Griffey for a Double Feature. First up, The Alchemist strap on makeshift pads and try and score the dog skull in The Blood of Heroes. Key Elements…
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Suspiria (2018)
The Alchemist dance with the witchy women of Suspiria. Key Elements: Jabba The Markos, Break Dancing, Ring Tape Dreams
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Virtuosity
The Alchemist face a digital killer in the real world in Virtuosity. Key Elements: Denzel Dreads, Symphony of Screams, Death TV
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The Lawnmower Man
The Alchemist have their simple minds experimented on and become digital deities with The Lawnmower Man. Key Elements: Sticky Body Suit, Robo-Chimp, Shirtless…
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Existenz
The Alchemist port into a fleshy game console and try to survive Existenz. Key Elements: Finger Bang 64, Dog Holster, Infected Ports
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The House That Jack Built
The Alchemist fill the walk in freezer with The House That Jack Built. Key Elements: Grumpy, Dong Boat, Boob Wallet
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The Brood
The Alchemist birth rage babies in The Brood. Key Elements: Throat Scrot, Oliver's Reed, Crazy Eyes Synopsis: A man tries to uncover an unconventional…
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The Warriors
The Alchemist don our colors and hit the streets with The Warriors. Key Elements: Baseball Kiss, DJ Lips, Roller Skate Boss
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The Killing of a Sacred Deer
The Alchemist take painfully awkward revenge in The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Key Elements: Spaghetti Eating, Spinning Gun, Stiff as a Board
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R100
The Alchemist join an S&M fever dream in R100. Key Elements: SOAD Face, Queen of Gobbling, Squished Sushi
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Rare Exports
The Alchemist armor up for battle with the original spirit of Christmas in Rare Exports. Key Elements: Ginger Bread, Full Frontal Santa, Potato Sack Children
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The Pod Stuffs Your Stocking
The Alchemist cover tasty treats suggested by you, the Alchemist! Also for some good Christmas cheer, Rare Exports. Movies: Rare Exports The Brood The Warriors…
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The Faculty
The Alchemist join a band of high school outcast to fight alien assimilation. Key Elements: 90's, Scat, Flogging The Bishop
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Battle Royale
The Alchemist get dumped on a murder island with our classmates in Battle Royale. Key Elements: Butt Cut, Bomb Collars, Basketball Game
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Heathers
The Alchemist join the mean girl clique and carnage ensues with Heathers. Key Elements: Dump Truck, Human Croquet, Sword Fighting
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Suspiria
The Alchemist dance on their tip toes and dodge witches with Dario Argento's Technicolored nightmare Suspira. Key Elements: Goblin, Color Bonanza, Chunky Slap…
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Raw
The Alchemist gain the taste for flesh with Raw. Key Elements: Finger Licking Good, Brazilian Wax, Bloody Coats
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The Pod Enrolls in the School of Hard Knocks
This month the Alchemist face many evils in the hallowed halls of learning! Films: Suspiria (1977) Raw (2016) Battle Royale (2000) Heathers (1988) Now Playing…