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Messed Up Movies
A podcast celebrating movies and filmmakers that embrace the unhinged, the insane, the outrageous, the off-kilter and all around kind of MESSED UP fun that you can't take your eyes off of.
Episodes
- Messed Up Movies
Longlegs with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist go Cuckoo in Longlegs. Key Elements: Doll Brain, MOMMYYYYYY, DADDYYYYYY Support the Show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/filmalchemistpod…
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Speak No Evil with Sam Price
The Alchemist take Americanized revenge in bad vacation host in Speak No Evil. Key Elements: Shredded Bunny, Fake Blowie, D Pics Support the Show on Patreon…
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Speak No Evil (2022) with Sam Price
The Alchemist experience a vacation nightmare in Speak No Evil. Key Elements: Bunny Rabbit, Scissors, Dance Number Support the Show on Patreon…
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Critters Attack! with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist kneel before the queen in Critters Attack! Key Elements: Queen B, Best Knives, Exploding Crites Support the Show on Patreon…
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Critters 4 with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist return to space to battle lab grown Crites in Critters 4. Key Elements: Fetal Crite, Evil Ug, Magnum Pistol Support the Show on Patreon…
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Critter 3 with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist are trapped in an apartment building with Critters 3. Key Elements: Baby Leo, Beans and Bubbles, Crite Call Support the Show on Patreon…
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Critters 2 with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist return to Earth to finish the hunt in Critters 2. Key Elements: Bounty Breast, Crite Ball, Chili Dog Support the Show on Patreon…
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Critters with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist face down a hungy, furry menace in Critters. Key Elements: Shape-Shifting Bounty Hunters, Mega Crite, Slingshot Support the Show on Patreon…
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MaXXXine with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist face their past demons in MaXXXine Key Elements: Squish Balls, Detective Bacon, The Puritan Support the Show on Patreon…
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Pearl with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist try and escape our farm for stardom in Pearl. Key Elements: Scarecrow Ride, Rotten Dinner, World War Dance Support the Show on Patreon…
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X with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist film their final adult movie in X. Key Elements: Gator, Eye Forks, Old Wrestle Support the Show on Patreon…
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The First Omen
The Alchemist return to the beginning the end in The First Omen. Key Elements: Lady Milk, Melted Nun, Flaming Jackal Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Omen (2006)
The Alchemist again must decide if their son is actually the devil in The Omen. Key Elements: Slipknot Dreams, Scooter Crime, Photo Ghos Support the Show on…
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Omen IV: The Awakening
The Alchemist enter the small, small screen to battle the devils daughter in Omen IV: The Awakening. Key Elements: Psyhic Fair, Snake Preaching, Black Crystals…
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Omen III: The Final Conflict
The Alchemist face down babies and the rapture in Omen III: The Final Conflict. Key Elements: Spotlight Jesus, Weak Monks, Statue Lover Support the Show on…
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Damien Omen II
The Alchemist battle teenage hormones and the son of the devil in Damien Omen II. Key Elements: Train Coupling, Elevator Weights, Murder Crow Support the Show…
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Little Shop of Horrors
The Alchemist must feed our plant lords in Little Shop of Horror. Key Elements: Evil Dentist, Solar Event, Somewhere Green Support the Show on Patreon…
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Challengers
The Alchemist volley for love in Challengers. Key Elements: Windy Bang, No Sock, Techno Tennis Support the Show on Patreon…
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Tapeheads
The Alchemist find music video success and political danger in Tapeheads. Key Elements: Presidential Spanking, Swanky Modes, Spec Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Brother's Bloom
The Alchemist write a dense con in The Brother's Bloom. Key Elements: Will o' The Wisps, Watermelon Camera, Stage Blood Support the Show on Patreon…
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Everybody Wants Some!!
The Alchemist enter college and the baseball team in Everybody Wants Some!! Key Elements: Axe Ball, Costume Changes, Waterbed Support the Show on Patreon…
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Lean On Me
The Alchemist clean up a school in Lean on Me. Key Elements: School Song, Door Chains, Sams Support the Show on Patreon…
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Dead Poet's Society
The Alchemist suck deep the marrow of life in Dead Poet's Society. Key Elements: Desk Set, Nuwanda, Oh Captain Support the Show on Patreon…
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Jennifer's Body
The Alchemist face Hell and Terrible Rock in Jennifer's Body. Key Elements: Devil's Kettle, Low Shoulder, BFF Necklace Support the Show on Patreon…
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Whiplash
The Alchemist rush and drag in Whiplash. Key Elements: Elmer Fudd, Good Job, Bloody Hands Support the Show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/filmalchemistpod…
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Face/Off with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist let evil where their face in Face/Off. Key Elements: Magnet Boots, Golden Guns, Tounge Sucks Support the Show on Patreon…
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Seconds with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist find a new face and some wine friends in Seconds. Key Elements: Grape Orgy, Waiting Room, New Colonel Sanders Support the Show on Patreon…
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Suture with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist try and discover ourselves and survive our brother in Suture. Key Elements: Dream Therapy, Eye Patch, Car Go Boom Support the Show on Patreon…
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Eyes Without A Face with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist's Papa is cutting deep to find us a new look in Eyes Without A Face. Key Elements: Patchy Dogs, Smooth Mask, Lazy Detectives Support the Show on…
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Godzilla
The Alchemist face the King of the Monsters for the first time in Godzilla. Key Elements: Oxygen Destroyer, Atomic Breath, Rubber Suit Support the Show on…
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Gypsy
The Alchemist try and make our kids stars in Gypsy. Key Elements: Creepy Baby June, Barnyard Dance, Family Burlesque Support the Show on Patreon…
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Maniac Cop
The Alchemist try and clear our names in Maniac Cop. Key Elements: Shower Fight, Flying Atkins, Scared Old Lady Support the Show on Patreon…
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Nacho Libre
The Alchemist soar like eagles towards our dreams in Nacho Libre. Key Elements: Eagle Eggs, Stick Corn, Stretchy Pants Support the Show on Patreon…
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Late Night with the Devil
The Alchemist sin for ratings in Late Night with the Devil. Key Elements: Belly Worm, Grove Rituals, Flaming Head-Gina Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Last Exorcism
The Alchemist face down the evil in our life of lies and magic tricks in The Last Exorcism. Key Elements: Smoking Cross, Red Boots, Bon Fire Support the Show…
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Crossroads with Carmelita Valdez-McKoy
This week the pod learns the Blues and the cost that comes with it while watching 'Crossroads', the 1986 Walter Hill outlier that begs the question: Is Ralph…
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Angel Heart
The Alchemist search their soul in Angel Heart. Key Elements: Chicken Dance, Nose Guard, Salty Egg Support the Show on Patreon…
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End of Days
The Alchemist stare down Y2K and a horny Devil in End of Days. Key Elements: Black Pee, Helicopter Hang, Old Lady Whoopin Support the Show on Patreon…
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Clerks 3 with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist return to the counter and face the end of the road in Clerks 3. Key Elements: Afterlife Erotica, Movie Making, Kites Support the Show on Patreon…
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Clerks 2 with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist climb from the ashes of the Quik Stop and into the flames of fast food in Clerks 2. Key Elements: Pillow Pants, Kinky Kelly, Mooby's Support the…
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Dogma with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist defend heaven by trudging through Hell in Dogma. Key Elements: Buddy Christ, Poop Suit, Hockey Demons Support the Show on Patreon…
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Chasing Amy with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist contend with new sexual horizons in Chasing Amy. Key Elements: Tracer, Fingercuffs, Bag of Porn Support the Show on Patreon…
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Clerks with Jay Rollins
You are supposed to be here today as we discuss Kevin Smith's first film Clerks. Key Elements: 37, Salsa Shark, Rooftop Hockey Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Elephant Man
The Alchemist prove we are not animals in The Elephant Man. Key Elements: Romeo, Tiny Cathedral, Standing Ovation Support the Show on Patreon…
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All The President's Men
The Alchemist blow up an epic cover-up at the highest levels in All The President's Men. Key Elements: Deep Throat, Machine Gun Typing, Burgaling Support the…
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Poor Things
The Alchemist get thrice F**cked by one of the years best. Key Elements: Food Bubble, Baby Punching, Furious Jumping Support the Show on Patreon…
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Deliverance
The Alchemist battle a river and human nature in Deliverance. Key Elements: Water Hand, Banjo Duel, Pig Squeels Support the Show on Patreon…
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City of Angels
The Alchemist take the fall into mortal love in City of Angels. Key Elements: Celstial Body, Creepin, Bike Wings Support the Show on Patreon…
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Bones and All
The Alchemist fill themselves on flesh and romance in Bones and All. Key Elements: Sully, Corn Fun, Hair Rope Starring: Timothee Chalamet, Taylor Russell, Mark…
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Sleeping With The Enemy
The Alchemist try to rewrite our story in Sleeping with the Enemy. Key Elements: Shining Foreplay, Towel Balance, Stage Craft Foreplay Support the Show on…
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Fear
The Alchemist have Nicole on the heart and murder on the brain in Fear. Key Elements: Bic Tat, Chest Punches, Dog Head Support the Show on Patreon…
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Indecent Proposal
The Alchemist pay the price for a million bucks in Indecent Proposal. Key Elements: Burning Undies, Crusty Bills, Expensive Hippo Support the Show on Patreon…
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School of Rock
The Alchemist stage dive and crash right into School of Rock. Key Elements: Legend of the Rent, Stickittodamanneosis, Rock Appreciation Support the Show on…
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The Running Man
The Alchemist run through the zones to the truth in The Running Man. Key Elements: Dynamo Cart, Deep Fake Fight, Butcher of Bakersfield Support the Show on…
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Office Space
The Alchemist face the modern work life in Office Space. Key Elements: Stapler, Flair, Fax Machine Support the Show on Patreon…
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Memories of Murder
The Alchemist dash through the rain to catch a killer in Memories of Murder. Key Elements: Sad Song, Red Coat, Bootie Kicks Support the Show on Patreon…
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Jingle All The Way
The Alchemist search for a Turbo Man Doll in Jingle All The Way. Key Elements: Giant Santa, Not A Pervert, Reindeer Punch Support the Show on Patreon…
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Talk To Me
The Alchemist grab a creepy hand and let you in with Talk To Me. Key Elements: Dog Kisses, Creepy Hand, Ghost Mom? Support the Show on Patreon…
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Excalibur`
The Alchemist pull a sword from a stone in Excalibur. Key Elements: Dragon's Breathe, Knight Tree, Lady in the Water Support the Show on Patreon…
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Amélie
The Alchemist search for small wonders in Amélie. Key Elements: Ripped Photostrip, Kid Box, Glass Man Support the Show on Patreon…