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Messed Up Movies
A podcast celebrating movies and filmmakers that embrace the unhinged, the insane, the outrageous, the off-kilter and all around kind of MESSED UP fun that you can't take your eyes off of.
Episodes
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Alchemist enter a world of pain and pure imagination in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Key Elements: Golden Ticket, Oompa Loompa, Wonka's Boat Ride…
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The Stuff
The Alchemist just can't get enough of The Stuff. Key Elements: Chocolate Chip Charlie, Stuff Pillow, Grocery Rage Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Alchemist enter one of the Doctor's Affairs in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Key Elements: Frank's Lab, Transexual Transylvania, Time Warp Support the…
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Vampire in Brooklyn with Ashley C. Ford
The Alchemist try and dance before the next full moon in Vampire in Brooklyn. Key Elements: Dropsies, Bar Cobra, Exploding Critters Support the Show on…
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Trick or Treat with Brian Salisbury
The Alchemist face bullies, toilets and walkmen in Trick or Treat. Key Elements: Groper Goblin, Pastor Ozzy, Granny Vacuum Support the Show on Patreon…
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Evil Dead Rise with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist try to stay undead til dawn in Evil Dead Rise. Key Elements: Cinnabon Frosting, Calf Grater, Maggot Mommy Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Strangers with Josh Lobo
The Alchemist are home with univited guest in The Strangers. Key Elements: Wedding Ring, Bag Head, Lack of Smokes Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Corpse Bride with DeVaughn Taylor
The Alchemist find themselves not even parted in death with The Corpse Bride. Key Elements: Bony FInger, Undead Bar, Dark Bride Youtube: Support the Show on…
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No One Will Save You with Gory Cory
The Alchemist must look to themselves in the face of invasion in No One Will Save You. Key Elements: Letters to Maude, Tiny Town, Alien Observers Youtube…
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Apostle with Adrienne Clark
The Alchemist search for God in the mud with Apostle. Key Elements: Blood Tunnel, Root Head, Empty Head Support the Show on Patreon…
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Ernest Scared Stupid with Misfit Parade
The Alchemist face a dumbass curse in Ernest Scared Stupid. Key Elements: Miak, Wooden Rimshot, Super Trantor Support the Show on Patreon…
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark with Rosa Parra
The Alchemist face down a book as it's written in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Key Elements: Smiling Lady, Toe Soup, Bloody Book Support the Show on…
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The Frighteners with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist scare up some trouble in The Frighteners. Key Elements: Head Number, Breast Plate, Ectoplasmic Artillery Support the Show on Patreon…
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Orphan: First Kill with Rachel Reeves
The Alchemist travel back to the birth of some monsters in Orphan: First Kill. Key Elements: Rat Smoothie, Journal Entries, Dumping Pit Support the Show on…
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Cobweb with Jessica Rose
The Alchemist are caught between the walls and parents in Cobweb. Key Elements: Hair Rope, Rotten Pumpkins, Cinnamon Soup Support the Show on Patreon…
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Exorcist: Believer
The Alchemist face a pair of demonic children in Exorcist: Believer. Key Elements: Mom's Scarf, Chris's Book, Water Tunnel Support the Show on Patreon…
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Scream VI
The Alchemist battle Ghostface in the Big Apple in Scream VI. Key Elements: Ladder Bridge, Cult of Ghost Face, Giallo Paper Support the Show on Patreon…
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Scream (2022)
The Alchemist battle through a requel in SCREAM. Key Elements: Rugged Dewey, Ghost Billy, Toxic Fandom Support the Show on Patreon…
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Phantasm: Ravager with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist run through a digital hellscape for our final battle vs the Tall Man. Key Elements: Horse Orb, Kaiju Orb, Chunk Manuever Support the Show on…
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Phantasm IV: Oblivion with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist have an early attempt at a final showdown with the Tall Man. Key Elements: Jebidah Morningside, Tuning Gates Galore, Orb Hemi Support the Show on…
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Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist find new allies and lore in our fight against the Tall Man. Key Elements: Rocky Chucks, House of Kid, Orb Army Support the Show on Patreon…
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Phantasm II with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist return for another round of bigger budget battle with the Tall Man in Phantasm 2. Key Elements: Spine Man, 4 Barreled Shot Gun, Sweaty Priest…
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Phantasm with Carmelita Valdez McKoy
The Alchemist battle an other worldly undertaker in Phantasm. Key Elements: Lady Disguise, Evil Jawa, Murder Orbs Support the Show on Patreon…
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
The Alchemist try and reclaim a small town and a franchise in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Key Elements: Sunflowers, Cancelled Bros, Bus Massacre Support the Show…
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Leatherface
The Alchemist hit the road with baby Leather in Leatherface. Key Elements: Guts Cake, Cow Head, Corpse Party Support the Show on Patreon…
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Texas Chainsaw 3D
The Alchemist inherit a house and another dimension in Texas Chainsaw 3D. Key Elements: Cuz's Thing, Doink Face, Family Plot Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
The Alchemist travel back to the origins of Leatherface's career in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Key Elements: Meat Baby, First Face, Cow Ballon…
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
The Alchemist reboot with Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Key Elements: Super Leatherface, White Tank, Balfour Mask Support the Show on Patreon…
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The New Generation
The Alchemist flee conspiracy, wailing and remote controlled knees in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The New Generation. Key Elements: 3 Dollar Tits, Skin Bathroom…
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Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
The Alchemist battle Leatherface and his bum knee in Leatherface. Key Elements: Tex, Skin Truck, Corpse Pond Support the Show on Patreon…
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2
The Alchemist take to the air waves to battle the Sawyers in Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2. Key Elements: Holster Saws, Chili Cook Off, Mama's Saw Support the…
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Repost)
The Alchemist strap on their skin mask, grab our chainsaws and hunt for hippie meat in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Key Elements: Bone Decor, Grandpa's Hammer…
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The Abyss
The Alchemist withstand the pressure of human nature and jelly aliens in The Abyss. Key Elements: Tidal Waves, Water Psychosis, Tentacle Face Support the Show…
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Underwater
The Alchemist traverse the dark of the ocean floor and all it's horrors in Underwater. Key Elements: Implosion Soup, Old One, Little Peter Support the Show on…
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Deep Rising
The Alchemist jet ski through a floating slaughter house in Deep Rising. Key Elements: Human Juice Box, Tentacle Terror, Jet Ski Run Support the Show on…
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Cold Skin
The Alchemist battle through a light house of our soul in Cold Skin. Key Elements: Gruener Island, Spiked Lighthouse, Exotic Fishes Support the Show on…
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Alpha Dog
The Alchemist get kidnapped in Alpha Dog. Key Elements: Stolen Boy, Witnesses, Roundhouse Kicks Support the Show on Patreon…
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Contact
The Alchemist search for meaning in an animated univers in Contact. Key Elements: Gyro, Religious Busey, Alien Dad Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Astronaut's Wife
The Alchemist don't recognize their husband in The Astronaut's Wife. Key Elements: Radio Waves, Double Trouble, Public Wrestling Support the Show on Patreon…
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Species
The Alchemist gird thy loins in pursuit of Species. Key Element: Tentacle Tits, Petri Dish, Madsen Dreama Support the Show on Patreon…
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space
The Alchemist battle through a big top nightmare in Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Key Elements: Cotton Candy Juice, Kaiju Klown, Mooney Dummy Support the…
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Dirty Dancing
The Alchemist get put in the corner in Dirty Dancing. Key Elements: The Lift, Time of Your Life, Swayze Thrust Support the Show on Patreon…
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The Way, Way Back
The Alchemist Pop N' Lock at the waterpark in The Way, Way Back. Key Elements: Candy Rules, 3, Tube Pass Support the Show on Patreon…
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Dazed and Confused
The Alchemist live it up on the last day of school in Dazed and Confused. Key Elements: Paddles, Football Pledge, Kegs Support the Show on Patreon…
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Stand By Me
The Alchemist go to see a dead body in Stand By Me. Key Elements: Sick Balls, Lard Ass's Revenge, Train Jumping Help the Show on Patreon…
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Crash
The Alchemist rev the engines and check the oil in Crash. Key Elements: Bed on Wheels, Celebrity Wreck, Leg Scar Support the Show on Patreon…
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Hook
The Alchemist learn to crow, fly and fight in Hook. Key Elements: Rufio, Pirate Baseball, Boo Box Help the Show on Patreon…
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E.T. the Extra Terrestrial
The Alchemsit phone home in E.T. Key Elements: Fake Ghost, Bike Flight, Ouch Help the Show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/filmalchemistpod Youtube…
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Close Encounters of the Third Kind
The Alchemist run from our families and towards the stars in Close Encounters. Key Elements: Mashed Mountain, Sky Lights, Mother Ship Support the Show on…
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Duel
The Alchemist drive for our lives in Duel. Key Elements: Monster Truck, Stuck Bus, Bathroom VO Support the Show on Patreon…
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Temple of Doom
The Alchemist rip hearts and save kids in Temple of Doom. Key Elements: Dark Indy, Burning Heart, Short Round Support the show on Patreon…
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Prom Night
The Alchemist disco and dodge death in Prom Night. Key Elements: Disco Head, Slick Wagon, Lounabrow Please Support the Show on Patreon…
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Alchemist float and sword fight through life in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Key Elements: Green Destiny, Leap of Faith, Float Fighting Help the show on…
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Glory Daze with Ben Mason
The Alchemist search for meaning after college in Glory Daze. Key Elements: House Darts, Totem Attack, Thanks 4 Angst Youtube: https://youtu.be/c-UkHaOVEhk…
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School Ties
The Alchemist go to rich school to play football but at a cost in School Ties. Key Elements: Whiny Damon, Using the Blocker, 12 Angry Boys Support the Show on…
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War for the Planet of the Apes with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist wage a war for the futre and our souls in War for the Planet of the Apes. Key Elements: Ghost Koba, Bad Ape. Knife Shaving Youtube: Support the…
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist have their fancy sweaters ripped off by life in Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Key Elements: Brain Gas, Ceasar's Window, "No" Youtube…
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Battle for the Planet of the Apes with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist fight for their new world in Battle for the Planet of the Apes. Key Elements: Ape School, Gun Tree, New Mutants Support the Show on Patreon…
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Escape from the Planet of the Apes with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist flee to the 60's in Escape from the Planet of the Apes. Key Elements: Armondo, Painter's in a field, Baby Milo Support the show on Patreon…
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Beneath the Planet of the Apes with Jay Rollins
The Alchemist battle armies, missiles and mind powers in Beneath the Planet of the Apes Key Elements: Not Taylor, Kinky Telekinesis, The Bomb Suppport the show…