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Worst Possible Timeline
THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. Your hosts Pat Kindlon and Eric Wilson look at the twitter timeline once a week and comment on the state of the world, getting you up to date on current events. Politicians, gamers, trolls, YouTube commenters are all in the crosshairs. Dive in.
Episodes
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EP. 182 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
WE USED TO SING SHALALALALALALALA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 181 SIGMA MALE CONFIDENTIAL
COOLIN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 180 NEOLIBERAL HELL
NEOLIBERAL HELLLLLLLLLL MORE RUBMAPS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 179 CONNECTICUT BALD MAN
RETURN OF RUBMAPS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 178 GOATED FAT GOD
COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY PODCAST MAKE YOU LAUGH HA HA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 177 ILLITERACY OF DUNCES
THE EPISODE HAS BEEN FIXED. WE'RE STILL DUMB AND CAN'T READ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 176 CRAB RAVE
OBAMA IS GONE. INTENSE NOSTALGIA FOR CRAB RAVE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 175 2021 CRINGE ROUND-UP
A YEAR OF HIGH C. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 174 I ATE TWO BAGELS OW
tum hurts now, also for real how beat is this show? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 173 PEANUT BUTTER PRETZELS ARE A GREAT SNACK
Oh just a whole lot of things being discussed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 172 TIRED AS HELL
TIIIIIIIIIRED Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 171 GHISLAINE MAXWELL: DON DIVA
THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 170 COD: MODERN WARFARE 2
ACCELERATIONISTS ASSEMBLE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 169 YOUR OWN PERSONAL GOATSE
GOATSE REST IN PEACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 168 HOME BREW INSULIN
WE GOT TROLLED Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 167 BOYS OF THE DOCKS
THIS PODCAST IS UNION STRONG 💪 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 166 SELF-FULFILLING PSYOP
SUN'S OUT, BUNS OUT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 165 MAN YELLS AT CLOUD
ERIC DID AN EPISODE BY HIMSELF CAN HE HACK IT? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 164 LIVE FROM A VAN IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN
this is a rough one, jeez Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 163 THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN
DUDETHEGUY THE GUY PT2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 162 WHAT'S THE SCENARIO
Hypothetically speaking if i offered you a gun, hypothetically of course >:) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 161 TIME TO WORK RETAIL
WE LOST OUR JOBS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 160 FAUX PERSONAL
This is the last episode of WPT :( lol jk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 159 DEPRAVED INDIFFERENCE
THINKING ABOUT BAD THINGS UH OH MAKE IT STOP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 158 BEE GIRL
WE LISTEN TO THINGS THAT CAUSE US GREAT PAIN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 157 SNIPER ELITE 3
THIS IS A FUN EPISODE WE PROMISE WE DO NOTHING BUT READ YOUTUBE COMMENTS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 156 YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD
this episode is truly rough if you make it all the way through send us your address and we'll mail you some cookies and a gun Learn more about your ad choices…
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EP. 155 WE ARE PEDANTIC AND NOT SMART
READ THE TITLE. READ IT AGAIN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 154 DOWN BAD
BEEN SICK. LAST A LONG TIME AND KILL ME. BODY MANIFESTING IT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 153 THE GUY WHO PLAYS DOC OCK IN SPIDER-MAN 2
ERIC POISONED HIMSELF ON PURPOSE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 152 ASSISTED LIVING
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EP. 151 TURD SALESMAN
ERIC IS SPICY THIS WEEK, PAT LIKES MUSICALS EW. RETURN OF RUBMAPS AND PHONE MESSAGES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 150 MAYOR MCCHEESE
NEW YORK NEW MAYOR TALK ALSO COVID AND OTHER STUFF WEEEEEEEEEEE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 149 CRYPTO GOTHS
CAUSATION BASED THINGS, PEOPLE BEING DISHONEST, SAY DUMB THINGS, UNSERIOUS SILLY PEOPLE, MODERATES AND CENTRISTS, 700% MORE JELLYBEANS WHAT HAPPENED?? Learn…
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EP. 148 SHABBY VELOUR SUIT
Eric has dialed in his Jordan Peterson impression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 147 ALL NITE LONG
PADDY LIED WHO DIED CRYPTIC KNOT TRYING PARTY WITH JORD PETE ALLLL NIIIIIIGHT BB you know what the deal is with this show you know what you're getting just…
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EP. 146 UNCOMFORTABLE NEGATIVITY
THE WEEK WHERE EVERYONE EXPOSED THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 145 THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW
therapy time for pat n eric, news from 2019, news from 2021, dodging third rails. dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 144 IT'S BIGGER THAN
Did you hear about this? Big controversy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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EP. 143 ONE TIME 4 YOUR MIND
LOW FI BEATS TO STUDY TO. We're bored. The world is cashed. We talk about all the things you're concerned with, don't worry. Also we listen to some of your…
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EP. 142 FLUKEMAN, FLUKEMAN, & FLUKEMAN
I guess we put out episodes on Wednesdays now. NEW CORPORATE PAY MASTERS! WPT is thrilled to announce that we are joining the SoundTalent Media family. BUT…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 141 WHAT I DO IS WHAT I DO
WE RECORDED THIS BEFORE THE THING THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY WHOOPS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 140 LIFESTYLE IS HECTIC
THE TECH STATE IS HERE TO SMASH US. Remember, if you watch a thing that's bad, that means you're a bad person just for exposing yourself to it. Follow the…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 139 DEPLATFORMED
WE GOT DEPLATFORMED well no, we didn't, i mean not yet but it's coming soon, you can tell. We talk about all this stuff that goes on in the world and makes no…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 138 CHUN LI PILLS
CAN YOU NOT MAINTAIN AN ERECTION IN BED? This is a strictly HIGH-T episode reserved for the chadest of alphas. We talk mostly local politics this episode…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 137 WHEEEEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNING
SPIN THE CANCEL WHEEL it's time to play! Who is it this week?? Is it the person who took the cancelers spot? Or is it the person who took the spot of the…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 136 THE EARTH IS ALREADY IN SPACE
It's time to spin the wheel!!! Who's canceled this week? Eric n Pat dive in to a slow as hell news week and talk all the BS. You know what the deal is. The…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 135 THE NUTMEG EXPRESS
WHOAAAAAAA COVID is over?? Maybe. We get our Biden bux?? Maybe. Everything is very good and everyone is happy and chill and not mad or sad at all? Perfect!! We…
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EP. 134 IMMORTAN TRUMP
It's your favorite two idiot morons talking on idiot moron stuff. We talk politics, trump, Biden, Immortan Joe, vaccines, cancels, all the stuff you come to…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 133 SASQUATCH PAT
WELCOME TO WPT THE PODCAST ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATIONS THAT NO ONE ELSE ON EARTH LIKES HAVING. We talk about things this week that suck. When will Biden…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 132 HOLLYWOOD, QUEENS
WE ARE NOW A CALL IN SHOW!!!! But not really, it's basically the same format. We do our local segment, we do a national segment, we take your calls, we rub…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 131 A RIOT OF THE HEART
YOOOOOO this week we reveal the winner of the Rubmaps contest!!! But not before talking about the current state of the world and all that's going on. Eric is…
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EP. 130 LOUISVILLE SLUGGER
The boys are back and made a killing on the stock market. We're both rich as hell now thanks to DOGECOIN. We definitely know exactly what we're talking about…
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EP. 129 LIB HUNTERS
COMEDY PODCAST COMEDY PODCAST COMEDY PODCAST IT'S NOT DEPRESSING TRUMP IS DEAD BIDEN AND COP-MALA HARRIS ARE PRESIDENT AND EVERYTHING IS NOW GOOD FOREVER IT'S…
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EP. 128 ON SOME GAS STATION
BREAKING Biden inauguration will be a mass arrest event!!!!! The brain worms have spoken. Get into this one folks, because it's a ride this week. Pop your…
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EP. 127 BRAIN WORMS
What happens when a bunch of white supremacists and severely confused people get ginned up by a former reality TV star and storm the capitol building?? What…
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EP. 126 END OF A YEAR
WORST TWITTER DISCOURSE 2020 RETROSPECTIVE. Pat n Eric say goodbye to a fucked up year by going down a list of the dumbest takes of 2020. Join us as we relive…
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EP. 125 SHAMEFUL LITTLE CHRISTMAS
MERRY XMAS EPISODE what's up everybody, here we are, here for you on this Christmas day. Eric and Pat each "go off" on one just for you. All the news you can…
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EP. 124 MAN MILK
Eric n Pat visit the ol' rub maps once again, but before that we talk all sorts of current BS. Jump in and get the lowdown of what it is to exist in these…
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EP. 123 THE BAD BATCH
UH OHHHH There's nothing to talk about at all this week. Pat and Eric come up with headcanon for all the new Disney Star Wars show. Then we talk about how bad…