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Worst Possible Timeline
THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. Your hosts Pat Kindlon and Eric Wilson look at the twitter timeline once a week and comment on the state of the world, getting you up to date on current events. Politicians, gamers, trolls, YouTube commenters are all in the crosshairs. Dive in.
Episodes
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EP. 122 WARHAWKS AT THE RUB N TUG
WHOAAAA Eric and Pat are back again to break it all down for you. Biden's cabinet, COVID19, clout-chasers, life in LA, and an all new segement, RUBMAP REVIEWS…
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EP. 121 I, CITIZEN APP
Eric has touched down in LA. Pat celebrates by taking Eric on a tour through east Hollywood via the Citizen app. Take a tour through the COVID wasteland with…
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EP. 120 RESPECTABILITY POLITRICKS
IT ONLY GETS WORSE! COVID IS BACK BABY Eric n Pat have some feelings about lots of things this week. Get in here and explore the complexity of man. Fall down…
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EP. 119 WE'RE ALL LIBS NOW IN THE DOPE SHOW
TITLE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. We rundown all the weeks goings on. You know where we're at on most of it. We quickly pivot to our personal lives because everything…
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EP. 118 LOVE, PEACE, AND HARMONY: POST ELECTION MORTEM
JOE BIDEN, WHAT'RE YA HIDIN'?? Is Joe rigging the election? Probably not. But does Don T still have a chance???? Also probably not. Was this a REPUDIATION of…
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EP. 117 ELECTION 2020 FINAL COUNTDOWN TO END TIMES
THIS IS OUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT before Election 2020. We give our pre-mortem on the state of affairs and our predictions. We also do another rapid fire of…
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EP. 116 RAPID FIRE BLACKPILL
YOOOO late episode this week. We rapid fire all the horror from this past couple days. Metoobin, Hunter Biden, Election, trump, covid ahhhhhhhh we're all gonna…
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EP. 115 MADAM BURISMA
Eric n Pat are back to talk on the insanity of the past week. If you're a listener of this podcast you can probably dial in where we're at on most things, BUT…
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EP. 114 PADDY ON THE STREET: HOMER, ALASKA
Pat is in Alaska doing some on the scene reporting and getting the word on the streets before the election. We talk all the niceties of the Alaskan public, the…
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EP. 113 TOILET WATER
UH OH we're back and probably missed the most important news item of the week. AGAIN. But it's lit, don't worry, we talk trump, debate, rona, Biden, Dilbert…
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EP. 112 ALL THAT, FOR THIS?
ALL THAT, FOR THIS? Eric and Pat are back to jaw on the best and worst (mostly worst) of today. We go through the normal routine of breaking down all the…
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EP. 111 PAT & ERIC 3D ALL-STARS
OHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAHHHH BOYYYYYY We're back and Pat is BIG MAD. How mad is he? He made a weirdo list or manifesto or something of all the things making him big…
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EP. 110 OUR TUMMIES HURT
Eric n Pat come with the quickness this week and breakdown where we stand in the culture war. We jump around from politics, to oscars, to clout chasers, to…
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EP. 109 DEMOCRATIZING THE NUCLEAR CODES
ONCE AGAIN we're back and talking all the major hot talk. We explore Krug, Movie Bob, 3D printing nuclear weapons, Biden, radicalizing Bed Bath and Beyond…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 108 ERIC & PAT ARE DEPRESSED
Eric and Pat are back and more depressed than ever. We talk a whole range of topics from the horrors of our current reality to Bella Thorne bath water. Get in…
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EP. 107 LIVE FROM BANNON'S YACHT
WHAT A WEEK! Pat n' Eric breakdown the recent happenings in their world and the larger world. From Steve Bannon, to the Dem convention, Biden, COVID…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 106 EMBARRASSING DYSTOPIA
SPIN THE WHEEL, WHO IS IT TODAY? We talk the celebs being taken down of the moment, which seems to happen every single day now. We also talk VP Kamala, more…
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EP. 105 IN DEFENSE OF REALITY
We're taking a page out of Shelter's book this week in defense of reality. We must, once again, suit up for battle to defeat the weirdos of the internet. We…
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EP. 104 CANCEL CULTURE DEATH
No more cancel culture. The people want us to stop talking about it, so we keep talking about it. Also election talk, Epstein talk, volcano shark talk, you…
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EP. 103 SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVE PADDY THE MONEY
Who's depression is more on display? Pat n' Eric analyze their recent purchases to determine the answer. Also more talk about cancelations, COVID, the city of…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 102 STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE
Wayfair, Barry Weiss, Nick Cannon, COVID cops, and the devaluation of art all are on the table of discussion this week. DELETE THE INTERNET 2020. Learn more…
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EP. 101 WEASEL WORLD
REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK REALITY IS HACK…
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EP. 100 ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
SPENT. We're SPENT. THIS IS EPISODE 100!!!!! How do we go on? Where do we go from here? What do you people want? We talk all the typical nonsense but in a way…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 99 YAKUB'S LABORATORY
Eric n' Pat get in the weeds once again. Reptilians, Farrakhan, Joe Biden, COVID, none are safe from the discourse this week. Let's get sticky. Learn more…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 98 ERIC FINALLY SNAPS
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Worst Possible TimelineEP. 97 MAGLEV TO VEGAS
Hotchacha make you laugh non-sense. We try our best to bring some levity to the the WPT world amid the state of things, though we mostly fail and give our…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 96 NOTHING GOOD
NOT A CONTRARIAN EPISODE. COPS ARE ASS. AND THAT'S THAT. DONATE: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate SIGN…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 95 WAR ON MISERY BRAIN
THIS WEEK IS HIGH T ENERGY. WE TOOK MEGA BRAINFORCE NOOTROPIC GORILLA MIND. PAT HAS A NEW JOB WRITING EROTIC FANTASY GAMES. ERIC RESPONDS TO CRITICISM. GET IN…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 94 WAR ON ADULT BRAIN
We're not talking about covid...we're just talking AROUND covid....maybe. We'll let you decide. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THINKING ADULT?? WHEN DID THEY DIE?? CAN…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 93 COVID FATIGUE PT. 45
COVID!!!!! It's all anyone wants to talk about anymore. We go through all the hell of this new wack ass world. We close out the episode with some fun shit…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 92 THE EVEN DARKEREST TIMELINE
NEW JAWN. Covid continues but we do our best to avoid that topic at all costs. We talk ALL the tired ass topics. You know the drill. Jump in. Learn more about…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 91 COVID CANCELED
THE FIRST HOUR IS PAT GETTING US CANCELED, THE SECOND HOUR IS ALL FUN STUFF. CONSPIRACIES, ANXIETIES, INSOMNIA, PURPOSEFULLY GETTING THE VIRUS. JOIN US! Learn…
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EP. 90 HYPERBASICISATION
ERIC AND PAT REPORTING FROM THE NOW CRIMINALIZED SOCIAL INTERACTION POLICE STATE. WE TRAVERSE THE SEWER BEATING DOWN GOONS. WE SURF INSTAGRAM AND SMASH THE…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 89 PAT & ERIC LEARN GEOGRAPHY
Eric and Pat go through their downloads based on location and give special shoutouts to all the countries of the world. We also give an update on the ongoing…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 88 ERIX TO GRIND
THIS IS PART 2 FROM EP. 114 of AXE TO GRIND POCAST. Eric forces the Axe to Grind homies to talk the days of 90's ska, posi-core, and NOFX. Also regularly…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 87 SIMP SIMULATOR
PAT HAS COVID. This is the last episode we're talking about this stuff because it's gotten too sad and depressing. Listen to us try and dodge the topic and…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 86 COVID MOMENTS
WE BACK! Pat is stateside once again only to find uncle sam's hand up his ass as soon as he lands. Eric sits square in the middle of Ground Zero Queens at the…
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EP. 85 CORONABLACKPILLRIPGRANDPABIDEN PART 1
PART ONE of a two parter episode. Pat is still in S.E. Asia, AKA GROUND ZERO of the coronavirus. What does the future look like? What does the present look…
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EP. 84 ONLY BUILT 4 CAMBODIAN LINX
Patrick is in Cambodia and Eric is in a basement weight room. Biden is in the prison of his own deteriorating mind. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…
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EP. 83 CORONAVIRUS BUG CHASER LOG MINI-SODE
A quick update from Patrick's Holiday In Cambodia. He's developed werewolfism after a bite from a street dog, but corona still eludes him. Full episode soon…
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EP. 82 BLOOMBERG ACADEMY LINK & BUILD 101
PAT N ERIC R BACK. LIVE VIA SATELLITE. This is our first remote episode. Pat in a sweaty den in Austin, Eric at his parents house in Queens. The boys get into…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 81 LIVE FROM VAN IN THE PROJECTS
THE BOYS ARE BACK LIVE FROM THE PROJECTS. IT'S TIME FOR CURRENT NEWS WUHAN IOWA KOBE FAKE INTERNET WORLD OSCARS IMPEACHMENT CULTURE WAR! GET IN THE ZONE! Learn…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 80 RISE OF THE FEMCELS
Once again, it's nothing current. Pat's got muscles. NOT a call in show as promised. Instead we analyze the hidden subculture of the FEMCELS. As you'd expect…
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EP. 79 MISERABLE ASS LIFE: SIMPS OF INSTAGRAM
A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE! Another banked one so NOTHING current. In that spirit, it's time for Instagram Simp of the Week! Indie Game Pat and Triple-A Eric do a…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 78 CULTURE DEATH 2020
This week Eric n Pat get into NOTHING TOO CURRENT so we go back in time to discuss fake science. Also NEW YORK IS DEAD. EVERYTHING IS DEAD. We need a change…
Worst Possible TimelineEP. 77 PRESIDENT NO-SCOPE
YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE BEING CURRENT BUT WE LIED. WE'RE BACK WITH HASHTAG CURRENT NEWS. IRAN. GOLDEN GLOBES. PRESIDENTS. FEET PICS. GET IN ON THE ACTION…
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EP. 76 PRESIDENT SUGAR BABY
IT'S 2020 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT NOW RIGHT?? The US blew their chance at having their first president sugar baby. Good job, America. Eric and Pat…