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The Rob Carson Show
Live broadcast of Newsmax Radio's nationally syndicated "Rob Carson Show" on talk radio. The Rob Carson Show is a humorous and insightful discussion of politics, news and culture. The show features top notch guests, commentary and parody. Carson wrote comedy for The Rush Limbaugh Show for over 20 years and like Rush, has a background in music radio so he is focused on entertaining as well as informing his audience.
Episodes
- The Rob Carson Show
Joy in the Streets, Panic on the Left
-Rob spends the hour reliving a weekend that includes fireworks, tall ships, World Cup visitors, street dancing, and enough spontaneous joy to make…
- The Rob Carson Show
America’s Birthday Bash and the Iran Breakthrough
-Deplorabella calls into the program and delivers a wide-ranging critique of Barack Obama, arguing that his policies deepened political division and weakened…
- The Rob Carson Show
UFC on the Lawn and Leftists on the Ropes
-Rob celebrates what he sees as a banner weekend for President Trump, highlighting an Iran peace agreement, lower oil prices, a successful UFC birthday bash…
- The Rob Carson Show
Gettysburg & Ghost Stories
-A caller from the Gettysburg tour phones in to thank Rob, prompting another round of appreciation for American history, patriotism, and the realization that…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Great African Relocation Plan Nobody Ordered
-Democrats continue searching for a winning political message and apparently settle on reparations, SEC athlete boycotts, and threats to stop voting…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Reflecting Pool Strikes Back
-A discussion of vandalism on the National Mall quickly turns into a broader conversation about political outrage, patriotism, and why some people seem…
- The Rob Carson Show
Mail-In Mayhem and Middle East Deadlines
Today's Guest Host : Mary Walter -The proposed Trump administration election reforms spark discussion about voter-roll cleanup, with Mary repeatedly asking why…
- The Rob Carson Show
The SPLC Scandal Nobody Saw Coming
-Congressional hearings provide plenty of ammunition when Rob highlights allegations involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, joking that some of the…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Democrat Circus Comes to Town
-Rob returns from a brief absence and immediately dives into what he describes as a political “feces-meets-fan” season, gleefully arguing that Democrats have…
- The Rob Carson Show
Border Bills, Boat Rescues, and Bad Decisions
Today's Guest Host : Mary Walter -Mary Walter untangles Senate procedural gymnastics, explains how Susan Collins' vote flip could revive the SAVE Act, and…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Nazi Tattoos to Divine Timing
-A Talkers Convention networking story unexpectedly turns into an emotional reunion of shared life experiences, as Rob discovers that broadcaster Kathy…
- The Rob Carson Show
From the Reflecting Pool to the Penalty Box
-Rob celebrates Washington, D.C.’s makeover like a proud HGTV host, marveling at restored fountains, cleaned-up monuments, and a Reflecting Pool that now…
- The Rob Carson Show
Democrats Steal Another Election
-Rob returns from a few days off and immediately makes up for lost time by launching into a full-throttle monologue on California elections, media bias, and…
- The Rob Carson Show
This Week's Politics Somehow Got Even Weirder
Today's Gust Host : Tom Shattuck -Tom Shattuck spends much of the hour marveling at a Senate candidate’s ever-expanding controversy list and repeatedly wonders…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Candidate, the Cover-Up, and the Countdown
Today's Guest Host : Tom Shattuck -Tom Shattuck opens by arguing that Maine’s Senate race may determine the future of the Trump agenda, then spends much of the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Dead in the Water and Deep in the Swamp
Today's Guest Host: Mary Walter -The U.S. military demonstrates that “dead in the water” is more than a figure of speech, using a precision Hellfire missile to…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Great Democrat Money Shuffle
-The show highlights allegations that billions of taxpayer dollars earmarked for “green energy” and nonprofit programs somehow found their way into the hands…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Anti-ICE Meltdown Tour
-Rob cheers law enforcement for finally cracking down on violent protesters, joking that after years of disorder, the country is overdue for the “spanking”…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Democrats’ Candidate Catastrophe
-Rob opens by arguing that Maine Senate candidate Graham Plattner’s campaign is collapsing under the weight of an ever-growing pile of controversies, joking…
- The Rob Carson Show
The 250-Year Comeback Tour
-Rob revisits election-integrity debates, discusses new investigations related to the 2020 election, and argues that voter-ID and citizenship-verification…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Delaware to D.C.—Optimism on Full Blast
-Rob unloads on Mike Pence, declares the old Republican establishment officially extinct, and suggests that being offended by everything is not a viable…
- The Rob Carson Show
Making D.C. Great Again: The Joy Offensive
-Rob declares that the best response to media negativity is an all-out assault of faith, patriotism, joy, fireworks, UFC fights, and enthusiasm levels that may…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Homeless Hell to Hollywood Delusion, the Left Keeps Failing Upward
- The episode hammers progressive collapse from multiple angles, arguing that blue-city leadership keeps producing the same ruinous results — failing schools…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Cleans Up D.C. While Democrats Keep Selling Decay
- The episode argues that Trump’s return is already producing visible results — from a cleaner, safer, more vibrant Washington to tougher border enforcement…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Brings the Light Back — and the Left Can’t Stand It
- The episode frames Washington’s physical comeback as proof that one serious push for order, beauty, and civic pride can reverse years of Democrat-led decay…
- The Rob Carson Show
America Fights Back While the Left Keeps Showing Its True Face
- The show argues that America is pulling out of the darkness, using the cleanup and renewal of Washington as a symbol of a broader national pushback against…
- The Rob Carson Show
Democrats Double Down on Crazy — and Texas Is About to Crush It
- The episode argues the Democratic Party is collapsing under its own extremism, spotlighting James Talarico as the perfect symbol of a party that now runs on…
- The Rob Carson Show
Jill’s New Lie, Biden’s Hidden Tapes, and the Cover-Up That Won’t Hold
- Rob tears into Jill Biden’s new claim that Joe looked like he was having a stroke during the debate, arguing it is a late, cynical rewrite from the same…
- The Rob Carson Show
Six Genders, One Hotline, Zero Sanity
-Rob celebrates Donald Trump maintaining a perfect endorsement streak while mocking “weak-minded intellectuals” like Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly for…
- The Rob Carson Show
Bruises, Bombshells, and Bureaucratic Bandits
-Karen Bass accidentally trashes decades of Democrat leadership in Los Angeles by reminiscing about a cleaner, safer, affordable city — essentially delivering…
- The Rob Carson Show
Texas-Sized MAGA Victory Lap
-Rob Carson celebrates Ken Paxton steamrolling John Cornyn by 30 points and gleefully declares Donald Trump’s endorsement streak more unstoppable than a…
- The Rob Carson Show
MAGA Ascends While California Keeps Setting Itself on Fire
-The show dives into the “homeless industrial complex,” with Rob arguing that Democrat-run cities are keeping drug addicts barely alive because NGOs and…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Democrats’ Flop Sweat Summer Begins
-The show erupts after Democrats compare modern America to the 1857 Dred Scott era, with Rob repeatedly asking whether anyone seriously believes Republicans…
- The Rob Carson Show
Memorial Day Meltdowns and MAGA Muscle
-Rob spends much of the hour torching Democrats for awkward Memorial Day messaging, including social media tributes to George Floyd, while sarcastically…
- The Rob Carson Show
Fraud Files & the Fall of Colbert
-Congress exposes California Medicaid programs allegedly paying for “tribal prayers” and even exorcisms, causing Rob to wonder whether demon possession now…
- The Rob Carson Show
TDS, Trans Refugees & Triumph Arches
-Rob blasts Maryland’s “accidental” mailing of 500,000 incorrect ballots, pointing out that losing a million dollars’ worth of election materials by mistake…
- The Rob Carson Show
Autopsy of a Dead Political Party
-Rob spends the hour gleefully reading the Democrats’ 2024 “autopsy report,” concluding that the party doesn’t need an autopsy at all — it needs pallbearers, a…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Fall of the Democrat Machine
-The show argues that Democrats are panicking because racially gerrymandered districts are collapsing, comparing the moment to “the Berlin Wall falling” for…
- The Rob Carson Show
The SPLC Grift Exposed
-The Southern Poverty Law Center takes a beating on Capitol Hill as lawmakers accuse the group of essentially creating the very extremism it claims to fight —…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Cuban Freedom to Canadian Embarrassment
-The show celebrates the possibility of Cuba finally becoming free while Rob dreams aloud about smoking a celebratory Cuban cigar in Havana — because nothing…
- The Rob Carson Show
Fountains, Fraud & Fauci Fatigue
-Washington, D.C. suddenly has working fountains, fewer homeless encampments, cleaner streets, and people smiling outdoors — leaving longtime residents…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Senate Strikes Back Against Trump
-Carson spends the hour accusing Senate Republicans of trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, while warning John Thune that crossing Trump…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Fall of the Old Guard: Trump’s 37-0 Victory Lap
-Rob Carson celebrates Donald Trump-backed candidates going “37 and 0,” compares MAGA voters to battle-hardened warriors, and practically hands out…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Great Maryland Mail-In Mystery
-Rob spends half the hour accusing Maryland Democrats of accidentally mailing 500,000 ballots the same way someone “accidentally” orders tequila shots at 2…
- The Rob Carson Show
January 6th Payback
-Rob spends much of the hour arguing January 6 was less an “insurrection” and more a giant political setup involving FBI informants, opened Capitol doors…
- The Rob Carson Show
RINO Rodeo: Trump’s Revenge Tour Rolls On
-Rob declares open season on “RINO Republicans,” gleefully predicting political extinction events for Thomas Massie, Bill Cassidy, John Cornyn, and anyone else…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Great British Pushback
-Climate change predictions take another beating as Rob gleefully revisits a “humanity ends in 10 years” prophecy from 2016 and points out that inconveniently…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Left Twitches While America Reboots
-Cuba appears to be collapsing under the weight of communism, and Rob practically starts planning the courtroom seating chart for a future Castro family…
- The Rob Carson Show
One Nation Under God: Rededicate 250
-Rob returns from Washington spiritually recharged after a massive patriotic faith rally, and declares that joy, patriotism, and faith are crushing the left…
- The Rob Carson Show
Borders Closed, Late Night Dead, and Cuba on the Brink
-Rob celebrates Friday by predicting the possible collapse of Cuba, the liberation of Iran, and the total humiliation of Democrats — all before the first…
- The Rob Carson Show
Mary Walter Friday Goes Completely Off the Rails
-The show erupts over reports that H1B visa holders were getting homes with almost zero money down while ordinary Americans were apparently expected to sell a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump’s Beijing Power Move and Kamala’s Brainstorm Disaster
-The show marvels at China treating Trump like “the most important leader in the world” while Rob gleefully reminds listeners that Joe Biden once needed…
- The Rob Carson Show
Velvet Gloves, Iron Fists
-Rob compares Donald Trump’s China diplomacy style to “an iron fist inside a velvet glove,” proving once again that complimenting world leaders while quietly…
- The Rob Carson Show
COVID Coverups and Classroom Communists
-The show revisits COVID insanity, including the magical vaccine that allegedly stops transmission… until it doesn’t… but maybe sort of helps… while horse…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Takes China While Canada Loses Its Mind
-Trump heads to China with America’s business heavyweights in tow, essentially turning the trip into the geopolitical version of a mob boss “friendly…
- The Rob Carson Show
White Privilege & Government Cheese
-Rob launches into a full-scale takedown of the modern race narrative, arguing America had largely moved past racism until politicians and media outlets…
- The Rob Carson Show
Margaritas, Morons & Midterms
-Rob cheers as FBI Director Kash Patel verbally body-slams lawmakers accusing him of partying on the job, while reminding Congress that arresting gang members…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Fauci Fallout Hour
-Rob unleashes a full-scale verbal flamethrower on Anthony Fauci, the CIA, and the media while arguing the COVID lab leak was obvious from day one and calling…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Reflecting Pool of Socialist Tears
-Rob marvels at Democrats panicking over Trump fixing the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool in three weeks for $2 million, while Obama somehow spent $34 million…
- The Rob Carson Show
Homeboys, Hillbillies, Hebrews, and the Midterm Meltdown
-Rob revisits the 2020 election chaos with enough sarcasm to power a small city, marveling at how every battleground state mysteriously stopped counting votes…