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The Rob Carson Show
Live broadcast of Newsmax Radio's nationally syndicated "Rob Carson Show" on talk radio. The Rob Carson Show is a humorous and insightful discussion of politics, news and culture. The show features top notch guests, commentary and parody. Carson wrote comedy for The Rush Limbaugh Show for over 20 years and like Rush, has a background in music radio so he is focused on entertaining as well as informing his audience.
Episodes
- The Rob Carson Show
The Great Democrat Spellcheck Disaster
-The Virginia Democratic Party accidentally files its Supreme Court appeal with the wrong court while also misspelling “Virginia” and “Senator,” proving…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Great Democrat Spellcheck Disaster
-The Virginia Democratic Party accidentally files its Supreme Court appeal with the wrong court while also misspelling “Virginia” and “Senator,” proving…
- The Rob Carson Show
Nigel Farage Rising and California Falling
-Los Angeles leaders who once screamed “defund the police” suddenly rediscover the importance of law enforcement now that voters are furious about crime…
- The Rob Carson Show
Midterm Meltdown and the Mullah Standoff
-Tennessee Democrats react to a redistricting ruling with so much drama that one lawmaker practically auditions for Hamilton: Memphis Edition by threatening…
- The Rob Carson Show
Blue State Blues and Beatles Bumps
-James Rosen joins the show on the “Newsmax hotline” and delivers a detailed breakdown of the alleged assassination plot against President Trump, including…
- The Rob Carson Show
Luke Skywalker Goes to the Dark Side
-Rob Carson celebrates what he calls a “historic beatdown week” for Democrats, cheering Supreme Court rulings against racial gerrymandering while gleefully…
- The Rob Carson Show
Bigfoot, UFO's, & Supreme Court Smackdowns
-A blockbuster jobs report crushes economist predictions, Lee Zeldin starts chainsawing the EPA budget, and Rob compares government environmental spending to a…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Gerrymander Meltdown Hour
-Rob Carson celebrates a political triple-play as courts and legislatures slam the brakes on Democrat gerrymandering schemes, while Rob compares Democrat…
- The Rob Carson Show
Indiana Bloodbath and the Democrat Death Spiral
-California Democrats continue their impressive streak of learning absolutely nothing as gubernatorial candidates proudly defend biological males competing in…
- The Rob Carson Show
California’s Meltdown Goes Prime Time
-The show goes full demolition mode on California politics as Rob compares city councilwoman Nithya Raman to the “questionable Walmart ramen noodles” he…
- The Rob Carson Show
Canada’s Collapse and MAGA Momentum
-Carson insists Republicans are no longer “holding their noses” for weak GOP politicians and compares conservative voters to battle-hardened war veterans who…
- The Rob Carson Show
No More Darkness: The Nation Reawakens
-Washington, D.C. gets a glow-up, with the Reflecting Pool going from “goose-crap swamp” to Instagram-ready patriotism, which doubles as a metaphor for…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Indiana Upsets to Iran’s Collapse: A Day of Reckoning
-Indiana voters apparently wake up and choose “political violence— but make it democratic,” as incumbents get absolutely steamrolled in a primary bloodbath…
- The Rob Carson Show
Indiana Voters Win! RINO Incumbents Lose Their Seats!
-A historic 5 of 7 Republican state senators lose their primaries after being targeted by Trump-backed challengers! -Luke Rosiak (Daily Wire investigative…
- The Rob Carson Show
Victory in Sight: War Winds Down, Political Circus Heats Up
-The Democrat Party continues its bold rebranding strategy of “going even more left after losing,” proving that when in doubt, just double down on chaos…
- The Rob Carson Show
Iran on the Brink and Bureaucrats on the Take
-The show declares Iran’s economy is collapsing so fast it’s now competing with Monopoly money for global relevance, while the U.S. casually runs a blockade…
- The Rob Carson Show
Cinco de Chaos: Politics, Power Plays, and a World on the Brink
-The show kicks off by celebrating “Cinco de Mayo… American-style”—which mostly means tacos, tequila, and questionable life choices. -Global geopolitics gets a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Clean Monuments, Dirty Politics
-Rob strolls through a picture-perfect D.C. and wonders why the city looks calmer than the news cycle. -He breaks down a Supreme Court ruling while…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Classroom Chaos to Capitol Fireworks
-Rob blasts teachers unions for turning school into a field trip for protests, arguing the only thing getting educated is parents about why homeschooling…
- The Rob Carson Show
Re-Truthed & Riled Up: Carson’s Monday Victory Lap
-Carson celebrates being “retruthed” by Donald Trump, treating it like a presidential gold star, a career milestone, and possibly a sign his mom in heaven is…
- The Rob Carson Show
Marine One Buzzes Unhinged May Day Protesters
-The show opens with presidential trolling at 10,000 feet, as Marine One buzzes a sparsely attended May Day protest—proving nothing says “message received”…
- The Rob Carson Show
May Day Madness & Comey’s Shell Game
-Rob dives into the Jim Comey controversy, breaking down the “86-47” seashell saga and mocking Comey’s attempt to blame his wife. -Scientific hope meets comic…
- The Rob Carson Show
May Day Meltdown & The Minnesota Money Pit
-Rob kicks off Friday in full rant mode, torching May Day protests as a nationwide “temper tantrum tour,” while plotting to counter-protest with a Bronco, a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Karma, Chaos, and the Collapse of Civility
-The tone swings from heartfelt outrage to philosophical reflection, as the show pivots from condemning extreme rhetoric to a full-on sermon about karma, good…
- The Rob Carson Show
Climate Cons and a Redistricting Revolution
-Rob celebrates the Supreme Court decision like a long-awaited plot twist, declaring it the “Berlin Wall moment” for political maps while Democrats allegedly…
- The Rob Carson Show
SCOTUS Shakes Up the Political Chessboard
-Rob celebrates a Supreme Court decision like it’s the political Super Bowl, gleefully declaring that racial gerrymandering maps are getting tossed out faster…
- The Rob Carson Show
What They Buried During COVID Is Coming Back
- The pandemic response is cast as a historic abuse of power that wrecks schooling, crushes businesses, censors dissent, and leaves lasting damage on an entire…
- The Rob Carson Show
Comey Plays Cute — and Finally Walks Straight Into the Trap
- The show argues that years of branding Trump a felon, fascist, and existential threat create the exact climate that keeps producing real-world assassination…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Swamp Finally Starts to Crack, and Democrats Know It
- James Comey gets indicted over the “86 47” post, and the episode frames it as overdue payback for one of the dirtiest operators in the anti-Trump machine. -…
- The Rob Carson Show
No Kings, No Principles — The Left’s Biggest Protest Scam Just Gets Exposed
- Matthew Faraci joins to talk about the battle between good and evil. - The “No Kings” movement is mocked as a total sham, disappearing the second a real king…
- The Rob Carson Show
Iran Starts Running Out of Time — and China Knows It
- The White House Correspondents’ Dinner scare is framed as a near-catastrophe, with the argument that a slightly more competent attacker could have turned the…
- The Rob Carson Show
They Try to Silence Trump Again — and the Backlash Finally Starts
The episode frames Trump supporters as political prisoners of the last decade, censored, smeared, and pushed into silence while the left monopolizes public…
- The Rob Carson Show
They Called Him Hitler for Years — Then Someone Finally Tried to Kill Him Again
- Trump’s reaction is cast as fearless and commanding, with the post-attack response turned into another public display of control rather than panic. - The…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Rhetoric Finally Turns Real
- Rob Schmitt joins the show to talk about his experience over the weekend. - Media figures and Democratic leaders are hammered for instantly dodging blame…
- The Rob Carson Show
Another Trump Assassin Fails
- Another would-be Trump assassin emerges as a standard Democrat activist, and the attack is framed as the natural end point of years of left-wing demonization…
- The Rob Carson Show
Patriotism Rising, Narratives Collapsing
-Rob celebrates what he calls a “winning streak” for America, from clean streets in D.C. to global political shifts, sounding like a tour guide who just…
- The Rob Carson Show
Socialism Fails, Prices Soar, and Mary Walter Roars
-Rob celebrates a booming stock market while pointing out that Democrats suddenly develop selective hearing whenever the numbers look good—apparently “up 19%”…
- The Rob Carson Show
Friday Firepower: Iran, Indictments, and the Left’s Last Stand
-The Southern Poverty Law Center is declared “toast,” as Rob connects years of “white privilege” narratives to what he calls a coordinated psy-op—apparently…
- The Rob Carson Show
Censorship, Scandals, and a Very Bad Day for the Left
-Election integrity takes center stage with stories of Virginia voters allegedly being told they already voted, prompting Rob to conclude that in some places…
- The Rob Carson Show
Virginia Faceplant: Gerrymander Goes Down in Flames
-Rob kicks things off in full victory mode, celebrating his podcast climbing the charts while simultaneously declaring Virginia’s redistricting effort legally…
- The Rob Carson Show
Abigail "Scam-Burglar" Goes Down in DEFEAT!
-Rob opens the show in a borderline euphoric victory lap, celebrating a halted Virginia election controversy and gleefully predicting the downfall of the…
- The Rob Carson Show
When Voters Push Back
-Rob opens like a man who’s had six years of espresso and zero patience, declaring that after everything—from impeachments to social media bans—a little…
- The Rob Carson Show
Fake Hate & Foreign Games: The Narrative Machine Exposed
-The Southern Poverty Law Center saga takes center stage again, with Rob arguing the group didn’t just “cry wolf”—they allegedly hired the wolf, gave it a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Rigged Maps & Manufactured Hate: The Plot Thickens
-The show dives headfirst into redistricting drama, with Rob repeatedly reminding everyone that “restore fairness” apparently now means “rewrite the rules…
- The Rob Carson Show
From FEMA Fraud to Media Meltdowns: Carson Unloads
-Rob Carson barrels through a political whirlwind, spotlighting resignations, fraud allegations, and enough congressional chaos to make a soap opera look…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Poker Game with Iran
-The global stage turns into a poker table, with the U.S. holding a “full house” and Iran allegedly bluffing with a hand made of cardboard—meanwhile China…
- The Rob Carson Show
Redistricting Rumble: Virginians vs. the ‘Scam Burglar’
-Carson practically turns into a one-man marching band chanting “get out and vote,” comparing a Virginia redistricting proposal to King George-level tyranny…
- The Rob Carson Show
A Battle for the Republic
-A deep dive into government fraud turns into a full-blown crime drama, complete with FBI raids, “burn bag” conspiracies, and the host openly rooting for…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Tea Parties to Tax Wars: Virginia Fights Back
-The show channels full Revolutionary War energy, comparing Virginia politics to the Boston Tea Party—complete with musical throwbacks and the subtle…
- The Rob Carson Show
Boom, Bust, and Beatles: A Very 4/20 News Cycle
-A passionate rant unfolds about U.S. politics, media, and foreign policy, delivered with the energy of someone who just drank three espressos and read every…
- The Rob Carson Show
Abigail Spanberger Gets Renamed "The Scam-Burglar"
-Virginia politics turns into a cartoon segment as Carson dubs Governor Abigail Spanberger the “Scamburglar,” complete with nostalgic McDonald’s references and…
- The Rob Carson Show
Polls or Popes?
-The show takes a sharp philosophical turn as Carson defends a viral Trump image controversy, blending theology, trolling, and cultural commentary into a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Markets Up, Media Down, and Madness Everywhere
-The show leans hard into “we told you so,” with Carson gleefully roasting media narratives while pointing at rising markets, falling oil prices, and what he…
- The Rob Carson Show
John Kennedy Breaks The Internet
-John Kennedy steals the show with an audio clip that is basically part Southern storyteller, part stand-up comic, and part political flamethrower. -California…
- The Rob Carson Show
Damage Control On Capitol Hill
-Democrats suddenly develop selective amnesia, insisting they “never knew anything”… about the thing everyone knew about. -Dr. Nan Hayworth, a physician and…
- The Rob Carson Show
Strait Talk & Sinking Ships: When Reality Hits the Left
-Democrats spiral into what Carson calls an intellectual “minefield of stupidity,” losing arguments and possibly GPS signals. -Frequent guest Michael Charbon…
- The Rob Carson Show
Global Chess Moves & D.C. Clown Shows
-California continues its speedrun toward chaos, rebuilding exactly 34 homes after thousands burned—efficiency at its finest. -Guest Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer…
- The Rob Carson Show
Hot Agua in Washington: Scandals, Spin, and Showdowns
-Rob celebrates being a Top 250 podcast while simultaneously wondering how he snuck into the same room as Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro. -Guest Matthew Faraci…
- The Rob Carson Show
Strait Showdowns & Swamp Scandals
-Rob kicks off Tax Day by admitting the IRS is about to treat him like a piñata—and yes, it hurts. -Eric Swalwell’s scandal explodes, and suddenly everyone who…
- The Rob Carson Show
Top 10 Triumphs & Swamp Showdowns
-Rob celebrates cracking the Top 10 podcasts and immediately sets his sights on world domination… or at least beating Ben Shapiro. -California politics gets so…