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The Rob Carson Show
Live broadcast of Newsmax Radio's nationally syndicated "Rob Carson Show" on talk radio. The Rob Carson Show is a humorous and insightful discussion of politics, news and culture. The show features top notch guests, commentary and parody. Carson wrote comedy for The Rush Limbaugh Show for over 20 years and like Rush, has a background in music radio so he is focused on entertaining as well as informing his audience.
Episodes
- The Rob Carson Show
Don’t Worry, Be Happy — Unless You’re Maduro!
-Nicolás Maduro breaks into “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” which Rob interprets as the nervous singing of a man who knows he’s about to be “blown the hell up.”…
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The Seditious Six & the Case of the Armless Terrorists
-The “Seditious Six” get roasted as Elise Slotkin unveils a brand-new excuse of the week, prompting Rob to call CYA on aisle five. -Guest Doug Burns jumps in…
- The Rob Carson Show
Toxic Femininity & Soy-Boy Masculinity
-Rob Carson launches into a full-scale masculinity smackdown, roasting Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz while declaring that soy-boy swagger is not masculinity. -A…
- The Rob Carson Show
Backdoor Santa, Front-Page Outrage
-Rob breaks down Trump’s Kennedy Center triumph, noting that even hostile media admit the former president surprisingly crushes it as host. -The show dives…
- The Rob Carson Show
Elon, Ilhan & the Indestructible Drug Subs
-Rob barrels into Hour 2 by declaring Somalia the “Independence Day alien species of nations,” while insisting Democrats act like a worldwide fraud network is…
- The Rob Carson Show
Tampon Tim, Ghost Meals & the Case of the Traveling Suitcases
-Rob Carson hilariously skewers Minnesota’s Somali fraud scandals while insisting the only ghosts fed during COVID are the “ghost meals” that never existed…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Hosts the Kennedy Center Honors
-Rob contemplates buying an AI device that listens to every thought he has—then immediately concludes it sounds like living with an ex-wife. -Rosie O’Donnell…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Deep State, the Discount Aisle, and Other Holiday Horrors
-The Jan. 6 pipe-bomber investigation sends Rob into full conspiracy-detective mode as he insists the FBI cracked misdemeanors faster than a guy assembling…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Wallet, the Wharf, and the War on Drug Boats
-Rob is gleefully cheering on exploding narco-boats while accusing Democrats of defending drug cartels simply to oppose Trump. -A deep dive into alleged…
- The Rob Carson Show
Silent Nights, Loud Opinions: Welcome to Carson World
-Trump gets a FIFA World Peace Prize, and Rob imagines the left’s heads popping like popcorn. -Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax Hotline, where the two…
- The Rob Carson Show
Mary Walter, MAGA Missiles, & Merry Mayhem
-Rob kicks off Hour 2 by torching Democratic gerrymandering theatrics before welcoming John Fredericks on the Newsmax Hotline, who unloads a flamethrower on…
- The Rob Carson Show
Have a Holly, Somali Christmas: Fraud, Fun, and Friday Fireworks
-Rob launches into Friday by roasting Tim Walz, Minnesota Democrats, and anyone else within comedic range as he unwraps the state’s massive Somali-linked…
- The Rob Carson Show
Rob & Kaitlin Bennett Take on the Snowflake Generation
-The Minnesota corruption saga grows so large it might qualify as its own GDP, and Rob gleefully predicts the political downfall of Walz, Ellison, and possibly…
- The Rob Carson Show
Pipe Bombs & Political Popcorn
-Rob breaks down the pipe-bomber arrest while cheerfully roasting the FBI for discovering the concept of “fresh eyes” only five years late. -Somali community…
- The Rob Carson Show
Brigitte Gabriel vs. The World
-A new study crushes the dreams of “crazy cat ladies,” proving that cats prefer men— because men don’t listen, so the cats have to meow louder. Chaos ensues…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Mogadishu to Minneapolis: The ICE-Man Cometh
-ICE prepares to descend on Minnesota, and Rob delights in the panic—while Minneapolis’ police chief issues guidance that sounds more like a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Common Sense vs. Nonsense: Nashville Edition
-Rob gleefully announces the Tennessee “crazy cat lady” gets her butt kicked in the special election, proving once again that common sense occasionally wins…
- The Rob Carson Show
Defund the Brain: Rob Carson vs. The Crazy Cat Lady Candidate
-Rob roasts a “bat-guano crazy” Tennessee Democrat who hates country music, cops, and common sense — concluding she’s the human embodiment of “why Kamala lost…
- The Rob Carson Show
Double Tap Diplomacy: How America ‘Kicks Ass and Takes Names
-Rob skewers Democrats for caring more about optics than “drug-smuggling terrorists,” compares fentanyl boats to Zyklon B trains, and wonders whatever happened…
- The Rob Carson Show
Don’t Be a Jerk, It’s Sedition Season
-Rob opens the hour breathing fire over Biden’s “Trojan horse invasion,” blaming Democrats for unleashing chaos, fentanyl, and unvetted Afghan imports. -Erin…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Great Minnesota Shakedown and the R-Word Heard ‘Round the World
-Minnesota gets roasted for turning into “the meth-lab trailer park of the world,” as Rob unpacks the state’s Somali-based fraud scandals and Governor Tim…
- The Rob Carson Show
AutoPens, Afghan Scandals & Holiday Hangovers
-Rob kicks off the week stewing over the “auto pen apocalypse,” but brightens up reminiscing about his legendary turkey noodle soup. -Retired Brigadier General…
- The Rob Carson Show
Mary Walter’s Turkey Hangover Show
*Mary Walter in for Rob Carson today... -Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer drops in on the Newsmax Hotline to dissect a possible terrorist attack, CIA misfires, and the…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Arctic Frost to Turkey Defrost: A MAGA Thanksgiving Eve
-Rob tears into Somali welfare fraud, German migration chaos, and one DOJ “Karen” who thought livestreaming a federal raid was a bright idea — spoiler: it…
- The Rob Carson Show
Turkey, Therapy & Trump Derangement: A Thanksgiving Special
-Trump Derangement Syndrome goes clinical as psychotherapists get death threats—proving the diagnosis right faster than any lab test. -Jennifer Galardi joins…
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Fani Fallout & Thanksgiving Fireworks
-Rob opens the show roasting the Turkey Pardon like it’s a Comedy Central special, insisting he absolutely refuses to call Gobble and Waddle “Chuck and Nancy.”…
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Rob Carson & Terry Schilling Roast the Left — With Extra Giblets!
-Terry Schilling, President of the American Principles Project, joins to torch CNN pundits who think Congress has a “duty to undermine the President.” Today’s…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Outsmarts the Left Again — Rob Carson and John Solomon Break It Down
-John Solomon reveals Trump’s 4D chess move with Zoron Mondami, and Rob cheers, “Isn’t it amazing what happens when a president actually does what he says?”…
- The Rob Carson Show
Psychotherapist Confirms: Trump Derangement Syndrome Is Real
-Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert says 75% of his patients suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, which Rob diagnoses as “nuts, completely nuts.” -On the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Kaitlin Bennett Brings the Heat: Trolling Libs and Owning the Streets!
-Rob Carson takes listeners on a “sense of wonder” field trip through Washington, D.C.—until he meets an inflatable unicorn protester. -Kaitlin Bennett joins…
- The Rob Carson Show
Rob Carson and Blaine Holt Expose the Treason Files
-Legal fireworks erupt and Mike Davis torches “Democrat judges,” “lawfare,” and James Comey—basically a courtroom roast. -On the Newsmax hotline, Brigadier…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Seditious Six, Civil War 2.0, and Candied Jalapeños
-Rob dives headfirst into the political firestorm of the “seditious six,” comparing their actions to Civil War precursors—then casually transitions to mocking…
- The Rob Carson Show
Clintons Dodging Subpoenas?! Rob Carson Drops the Mic on DC’s Dumbest
-Rob turns up the heat on the Clintons “dodging subpoenas” with a parody song so catchy you’ll be humming it all weekend. -Guest Christian Toto from "Hollywood…
- The Rob Carson Show
Rob Carson Declares War on the ‘Seditious Six’—and He’s Bringing Receipts!
-CIA whistleblower John Kiriakou and veteran Carl Higbie blast “seditious” members of Congress and remind listeners why you never play politics with the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Soft Sedition?! Rob Carson and Tony Kinnett Torch the ‘Illegal Orders’ Six
-Karoline Leavitt’s clip hits the air; Rob insists Trump isn’t plotting executions, just calling out chaos—then riffs about what George Washington would do…
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Punishable by Death? Rob Carson Slams Democrats in a Fiery Rant!
-Rob compares Zoran Mamdani meeting Trump to a chihuahua yapping at a Great Dane—until the gate opens. -Free bus rides in NYC? Rob says it's powered by the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Rep. Kat Cammack Discusses the "Democrat Insurrection PSA"
-Rob roasts six Democrat lawmakers for posting what he calls the most public “insurrection attempt” in history, and nobody can even name one “illegal order”…
- The Rob Carson Show
Victor Davis Hanson Joins Rob to Dissect "Words Of War"
-Rob loses patience with Jasmine Crockett’s Jeffrey Epstein defense, declaring the segment hazardous to your IQ. -Historian Victor Davis Hanson joins to…
- The Rob Carson Show
Brigitte Gabriel Drops a National Security Bombshell!
On the Newsmax hotline, national security analyst Brigitte Gabriel joins Rob to warn about Muslim Brotherhood infiltration, CAIR’s political machine, and those…
- The Rob Carson Show
Senators Tell Military to Defy Trump?! Rob Explodes on Live Radio
-Rob roasts an all-white pack of senators starring in a “cringe PSA” telling the CIA and military to ignore Trump, calling it the closest thing to begging for…
- The Rob Carson Show
President Trump's Latest Smackdown
-Rob cheers Trump bringing in “another trillion” from Saudi Arabia, high-fiving the Crown Prince like a buddy at a tailgate party while ABC News gets roasted…
- The Rob Carson Show
Eric Trump Drops Truth Bombs
-Eric Trump explains why socialism has already failed—companies are fleeing blue states faster than AOC can chase away Amazon. -Zoron Mondami’s big win? Rob…
- The Rob Carson Show
Diaper Consent?! Rob Carson Loses It—Plus the ‘They/Them’ Shooter Trail
-Rob dares Congress to vote the Epstein files out in the open, roasts Jake Tapper, and insists Trump wants Dems on the record—no executive-order escape hatch…
- The Rob Carson Show
Epstein Files Erupt, Trump Says ‘Release It ALL!
-Trump calls for releasing all the Epstein documents, while Rob repeatedly reminds everyone that Democrats’ “bag of tricks is empty” and “feces is about to hit…
- The Rob Carson Show
Chicago School Scandal EXPLODES: Erika Donalds Drops the Hammer LIVE!
-Marjorie Taylor Greene’s political rebranding sparks Rob’s full-scale meltdown as he wonders what planet she’s suddenly campaigning on. -On the Newsmax…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Targets Narco-States, Rob Targets the Dems
-Rob takes calls, drops truth bombs, and chats with Tony Shaffer about blowing narco-boats out of the water. Also: collectors losing their minds over…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Strikes Back: Billion-Dollar Revenge
-Operation Charlotte’s Web rolls into North Carolina, and Rob delights as MSNBC accidentally interviews people who agree with ICE doing its job. -Trump vows to…
- The Rob Carson Show
Berkeley Blow-Up: The ‘Nonprofit’ Money Trail Exposed
-Rob connects the dots on campus chaos, alleging “grassroots” protests are actually super-charged by well-heeled nonprofits—and he’s got receipts. -Film critic…
- The Rob Carson Show
Rob Carson ROASTS the Far-Left Freak Show
-Black lesbian Hyman (real name!) schools effeminate pol Scott Wiener on locker room safety after a trans assault – victimhood Jenga topples as DEI pyramid…
- The Rob Carson Show
The BBC Bows Down to Trump
-Rob opens the show celebrating the BBC’s dramatic apology to Trump—complete with over-the-top retraction language that sounds like a hostage video. -Tony…
- The Rob Carson Show
Epstein Files Fizzle, Democrats Meltdown Again
-The show jumps into the “Epstein files” dump, where Rob gleefully notes the Democrats’ attempt at a scandal face-plants harder than Wile E. Coyote. -Ben…
- The Rob Carson Show
SNAP Fraud SCANDAL Exposed & Cal State Berkeley Implodes
-Barack Obama becomes the show’s favorite punching bag as Rob reminisces about spotting SNAP-card shoppers buying crab legs while he’s hunting for discount…
- The Rob Carson Show
Democrats MELT DOWN as Shutdown Backfires
-Rob Carson unleashes a flamethrower on the 41-day government shutdown, insisting Democrats “eat all the sand” and flop harder than movie vampires trying to…
- The Rob Carson Show
AI Takes Over Country Music — and Rob Carson Isn’t Having It!
-AI country song “Walk My Walk” by Breaking Rust hits #1 — and Rob declares it the beginning of the robot apocalypse. -Cliff Maloney, CEO of Citizens Alliance…
- The Rob Carson Show
Gavin Newsom’s Global Ego Tour & The Berkeley Meltdown You Won’t Believe!
-Gavin Newsom’s “world tour for president” gets skewered harder than a turkey leg at a state fair—while California burns and the bullet trains still haven’t…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Triumphs, BBC Trembles, and Democrats Implode
-Rob declares the 41-day government shutdown “the most painful way to accomplish absolutely nothing,” accusing Democrats of eating their own sand after caving…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Family Feuds to Deep State Secrets: Rob Carson’s Explosive Veterans Day Show
-Rob honors Veterans Day by telling heartfelt stories about his WWII hero dad — and somehow still ends up roasting socialist mayors. -Greg Gutfeld and Jimmy…
- The Rob Carson Show
How Obamacare Became a Gold Mine for the Elites
-Rob reveals how “the feces is hitting the fan” as investigations heat up against Obama and Clinton. -The Biden administration somehow found a way to make…
- The Rob Carson Show
Obama’s Deep State Exposed? The Grand Conspiracy Probe That’s Shaking Washington!
-A “grand conspiracy probe” has Democrats sweating like interns at CNN — subpoenas flying faster than tweets from Elon Musk. Today’s podcast is sponsored by…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Pipe Bomber Mystery Blows Up: Mike Benz Drops New Explosive Intel
-The BBC gets a savage takedown for editing Trump’s J6 speech while Rob gleefully shouts “Bye-bye BBC!” -On the Newsmax Hotline, Mike Benz joins to drop…