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The Rob Carson Show
Live broadcast of Newsmax Radio's nationally syndicated "Rob Carson Show" on talk radio. The Rob Carson Show is a humorous and insightful discussion of politics, news and culture. The show features top notch guests, commentary and parody. Carson wrote comedy for The Rush Limbaugh Show for over 20 years and like Rush, has a background in music radio so he is focused on entertaining as well as informing his audience.
Episodes
- The Rob Carson Show
Greenland & the Great ICE Freak-Out
-The DOJ targets Renee Good’s widow, Minneapolis melts down, and the New York Times introduces the world to a new insult: AWFUL—Affluent White Female Urban…
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Pastors, Protesters & Pending Perp Walks
-The DOJ investigates Gov. Tim Walz and Mayor Jacob Frey, while Rob gleefully imagines both frog-marched out of their offices as karma finally clocks in for a…
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Hot Takes on the Newsmax Hotline
-Callers from Delaware to South Carolina jump in—including serial callers and one who claims Random House knowingly loses money on political books. -Christian…
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Million Dollar Carry-On Luggage Scheme Ends
-Minnesota Rep. Kristen Robbins confirms Somali cash-smuggling schemes are being choked off — which Rob calls “the end of the million-dollar carry-on luggage…
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Insurrection Act Now? Cue the MSM Panic
-Kash Patel weighs in with warnings that the FBI is tracking organized protest activity, while Rob gleefully comments on videos of Minneapolis Karens getting…
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The Doctor Who Wouldn't Say ‘Men Can’t Get Pregnant’
-Rob delights in Trump flipping off a heckler at a Ford plant and unveils Jim Gossett’s new parody song “Flipper,” which instantly becomes the national anthem…
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Fraud v2: Nick Shirley Strikes Again!
-A new Nick Shirley investigation drops, revealing daycares with blacked-out windows, no children, and Somali “transportation companies” whose vans haven’t…
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ICE vs. Insanity: Minnesota’s Premier Unintentional Action Movie
-Rob opens with DHS describing an ICE officer being ambushed by a Venezuelan illegal alien and a neighbor wielding a snow shovel and broomstick — turning…
- The Rob Carson Show
Ayatollahs, Ice-Free Zones & Other Things That Need Removing
-Rob suggests the Ayatollah may “meet a missile,” while CBS grills Trump on Iran and Trump hints that any hangings of protesters will trigger “very strong…
- The Rob Carson Show
When Sanctuary Cities Meet ‘Sanctuary No More’
-Rob cheers Donald Trump’s February 1 cutoff of funds to sanctuary cities, celebrating it like it’s the Super Bowl of Common Sense. -On the Newsmax Hotline…
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Winning Wednesday: Muffins, Madness & the Supreme Court
-Rob celebrates “Winning Wednesday,” prays for corrupt leaders to fall, and casually adds the Clintons to his spiritual to-do list. -Minnesota callers cheer on…
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Starfleet Dreams & Sonic Boom Diplomacy
-Rob dives into Elon Musk’s vision of launching 1,000 spaceships per year, declaring humanity only 5–10 years away from becoming Starfleet—assuming SpaceX…
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Karen-apolis Rising: The Battle for Minnesota
-Rob unleashes a full anthropological study on “liberal Karens,” diagnosing them as manic, mask-obsessed, cul-de-sac-dwelling chaos engines fueled by social…
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Don’t Catch the Stupid: Rob Carson’s Guide to Surviving Modern Madness
-Rob declares modern liberal activism the “Karen Intifada,” shares brunch-time mask shenanigans, and outlines why Minnesota has become the Left’s Disneyland of…
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Accidental Common Sense from Democrats
-Rob marvels at John Fetterman rebooting like a frozen Dell laptop and suddenly speaking common sense, which clearly violates Democratic Party software…
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Freedom Spreading Around the World
-The show jumps to Iran, where Rob cheers on protesters, scolds weak Western politicians, and assigns Donald Trump the job of evicting the Ayatollah. -House…
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When Protesters Meet Pepper Balls: A Love Story
-Carson dives into the Minnesota ICE shooting saga, dunking on everyone who insists the video shows anything other than what the video shows. -He wraps the…
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Pluribus, Primates & Political Punchlines: Hour 3 Goes Off the Rails
-Rob opens the hour bouncing between movie reviews, personal revelations, and Swiffering in his underwear — proving bachelorhood is both liberating and…
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The Minneapolis Meltdown, Tide Pods, and Other Signs of the Apocalypse
-Rob rolls through clips of activists and politicians, diagnosing America with a full-blown outbreak of “absurdity-induced mania,” comparing left-wing hysteria…
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When Radicalized Karens Attack
-The Minneapolis incident becomes Exhibit A in “How to Radicalize a Karen,” as Rob argues that left-wing activism has turned everyday moms into cannon fodder…
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Greenland...The New Orangeland?
-Rob spends the top of the hour trying to annex Greenland for Trump, renaming it “Orange Land”, roasting Denmark’s “pickled herring and pastries” economy and…
- The Rob Carson Show
Fraud, Karen, & Country
-Rob revels in “serious shrinkage” as the U.S. trade deficit drops from $136 billion to under $30 billion, comparing it to Joe Biden cannonballing into an icy…
- The Rob Carson Show
Minneapolis Winter of ‘FAFO’
-Rob goes over the Minneapolis ICE shooting, explaining—repeatedly—that when a bullet goes through a windshield, the officer is probably standing in front of…
- The Rob Carson Show
Rob Breaks Down the Minnesota Fraud
-Minnesota fraud becomes the villain of the hour: Rob chronicles daycare scams, Somali-run grifts, Tim Walz as a “useless tool” Ikea wrench, and California as…
- The Rob Carson Show
Maduro Falls, Walz Stalls & Gordon Calls
-Rob celebrates Trump snagging tens of millions of barrels of Venezuelan oil without a single shot fired, while Democrats, he says, act like freedom in…
- The Rob Carson Show
Crisis, Comedy & Crashing Streams
-Rob celebrates Trump ousting Maduro and seizing Venezuelan oil tankers, describing it as payback for Hugo Chávez “stealing our stuff” and a massive win for…
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From Maduro to McRibs: Rob Explains the World
-Rob revels in Maduro’s ouster and laughs at Democrats who hate Trump so much they can’t celebrate the fall of a murderous dictator. -On the Newsmax hotline…
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Timmy, Ilhan & the Billion-Dollar Buffet
-Rob roasts mind-bending meal-count fraud — restaurants claiming to feed thousands daily while FBI cameras catch… about 23 people showing up. -On the Newsmax…
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Welcome to the 80/20 Nation: Rob Carson vs. The Perpetually Wrong
-Rob celebrates a new year filled with soaring markets, collapsing Democrat narratives, and an economy the experts swearshould be dead. -Former federal…
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Walz-ing Into Handcuffs: The Somali Scam Crackdown Begins
-Rob gleefully declares Tim Walz’s political career “done,” compares him to Elmer Fudd without the decency, and predicts the Minnesota governor will soon be…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Tehran to Times Square: Protests, Pretenders, and Payback
-Rob kicks off by rolling Iranian protest footage, declares “the people of Persia will be free,” and urges listeners to wake up every day ready to watch…
- The Rob Carson Show
Maduro Meets the ‘Find Out’ Phase
-Rob kicks off the year by celebrating Maduro’s capture like it’s the Super Bowl… except the halftime show is a special forces raid and the confetti is…
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Jack Smith vs. The First Amendment (and Other New Year’s Eve Flops)
*Last day of guest-host Mary Walter in for a vacationing Rob Carson... -Jack Smith argues Trump’s fraud claims aren’t protected if knowingly false, and Mary…
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One Word for the Year: Yikes
*Last day of Mary Walter guest-hosting for a vacationing Rob Carson... -Mary describes the year as a “roller coaster,” and then casually drops the kind of life…
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The Somali Daycare Scandal Goes National
-Mary Walter is in the host chair (which tries to physically sabotage her), while she dives into Minnesota’s allegedly epic childcare fraud and announces the…
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Sarah Bedford on DOJ Drift & Minnesota Mayhem
*This week hosted by Mary Walter for a vacationing Rob Carson… -Victor Davis Hanson worries listeners with news of a major operation, and Mary shares the…
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Ken Matthews & Gen. Blaine Holt on Hostile Nations
*Today's show hosted by Ken Matthews for a vacationing Rob Carson... -Callers demand to know why no one ever gets arrested for fraud, while Ken reminds…
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The Fulton County 2020 Ballot Scandal Returns
*Guest-host Mary Walter in for Rob Carson... -A citizen investigator obtains Fulton County, GA FOIA reports and claims 134 tabulator tapes are missing required…
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Mary Walter Investigates Minnesota Fraud
-The Supreme Court blocks Trump’s plan to deploy National Guard troops to Chicago, so Mary suggests an alternative: station ICE around the city like a holiday…
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Mary Walter Speaks with Gordon Chang
-Foreign relations expert Gordon Chang joins guest host Mary Walter via the Newsmax hotline to break down China’s instability, Venezuela’s unraveling, Cuba’s…
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Mary Walter Breaks Down the Epstein Files Drop & TPUSA Event
* Guest host Mary Walter in for a vacationing Rob Carson -At TPUSA's Americafest, hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj shocks literally everyone by delivering the most…
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An Emotional Farewell as Rob Heads Home for the Holidays
-John Solomon delivers a jaw-dropping update: 449 ISIS jihadis are vaporized, and Rob reacts like a kid opening presents on Christmas morning. -Hollywood takes…
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Corruption, Chaos, and Mary Walter Unfiltered
-The show detonates into a corruption bonanza, as Rob walks listeners through $18 billion in alleged Minnesota Medicaid fraud, fake SNAP stores, and…
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Christmas Cheer Meets Culture War
-Christmas cheer explodes as Trump hands out troop bonuses, extra federal holidays, and unapologetic Merry Christmases, while Democratic heads pop like…
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Good News Avalanche: Trump Speaks, Media Melts
-ICE raids, falling prices, and economic optimism send the left scrambling for the next scandal that never quite sticks. -Luke Ball, political commentator and…
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Inflation Down, Libs Melting: Welcome to MAGA Wonderland
-Donald Trump’s brisk 18-minute speech sends media heads spinning, economists nodding, and Democrats Googling “dustbin of history” -Doug Burns joins Rob to…
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From Mar-a-Lago to Melbourne: The Receipts Are In
-Rob introduces the concept of “Suicidal Empathy,” where Western activists passionately defend ideologies that would throw them off rooftops—politely, of…
- The Rob Carson Show
Shake Your Menorah While the Keystone Cops Panic
-Rob skewers the Brown University shooting investigation, mocking officials who debate the definition of “custody” while the suspect remains very much at…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Conspiracy Theories That Accidentally Came True
-Rob gleefully revisits “conspiracy theories” that keep inconveniently turning out to be facts, while mocking the media’s six-month amnesia cycle. -Democrats…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Mar-a-Lago to Melbourne
-The DOJ and FBI are exposed (again), with Rob eagerly awaiting documents that may explain how a Mar-a-Lago raid happened despite agents saying there was no…
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Gun-Free Zones, Open Borders, and Other Bad Ideas
-Gun-free zones get compared to putting up a “rob me” sign, as Brown University’s tragic shooting becomes Exhibit A in why disarming law-abiding citizens…
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Trump, Reiner, and the Left’s Permanent Outrage Machine
-Rob dismantles Rob Reiner’s decade-long anti-Trump meltdown, arguing that after being called a Nazi, fascist, and rapist for ten years, Trump is allowed a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Checks, Balances, and a Trans Coal Miner
-Rob dismantles the latest “next thing” by explaining how cocaine-loaded speedboats somehow become innocent fishing vessels—until even the Intelligence…
- The Rob Carson Show
Radical Tolerance Equals Radical Consequences
-Rob declares we’re already in World War III, except this one doesn’t come with uniforms, declarations, or polite press conferences. -Australia’s prime…
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Joyful Warriors in a Dangerous World
-The Army–Navy football game restores Rob’s faith in America, patriotism, and the idea that no one in that stadium is confused about who gives the orders…
- The Rob Carson Show
Late Night Is Dead but Carl Higbie Is on Fire
-Newsmax's Carl Higbie steals the spotlight with a volcanic rant that Rob describes as coming “off the top rope with a folding chair,” leaving RINO Republicans…
- The Rob Carson Show
Mary Walter Ruins Christmas Topics (On Purpose)
-Rob fires on all cylinders, roasting congressional grandstanding, defending DHS enforcement, and repeatedly asking why anyone thinks cocaine speedboats are…
- The Rob Carson Show
MAGA Claus Is Coming to Town
-Rob gleefully announces new 250th-anniversary U.S. coins, including a proposed dollar coin with Donald Trump on both sides, prompting immediate liberal…
- The Rob Carson Show
Campus Chaos & the Joy of Fighting Back
-Congress members try to blame Gov. Kristi Noem for New York City’s problems, and Rob responds by pointing out—colorfully—that terrorists didn’t exactly enter…
- The Rob Carson Show
Ilhan Omar Outrage & Other Things
-Ilhan Omar, alleged brother-husband, mystery wealth, and a $250M missing food-aid program become the subject of a musical roast—complete with Jim Gossett’s…