Shows / Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
It’s the best clip of that day's show.. or maybe the crappiest and it changes every weekday.
Episodes
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
CHEAT ON WIFE
A woman explains what a man should really do is cheat on your wife.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
WIG NARD VS NARD
After Nard wore a wig into a gym, Billy came up with a great game for Nard to play in, against himself.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SMELLY SAUNA
Nard goes into a sauna fully clothed, Billy and Derek try to tell him that's not the normal thing to do.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
TOY REPLACEMENT
If women aren't helping their man out sexually than maybe toys are the answer?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD SPEAKING
When Nard does talk on the show its his own language.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FEBREEZE COMMERCIAL
A Febreeze commercial calls out a dad for stinking up the bathroom. Billy is offended by this.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
MILKING
An OnlyFans model wants to do a certain thing to her future man and Nard is lost
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SEX SHOP SHOPPING
Is a way to spice up the relationship going to the sex shop together?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
CARING ABOUT PERFORMANCE
Do women really care about how they perform in the bedroom or does it mean nothing, Nard debates it with Billy and Derek.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
LONG TERM OR ONE NIGHT
Do guys want a long term relationship or just a one night stand?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD ARGUING
Ever have that one friend that just argues to argue? That's what Billy and Derek have to deal with when it comes to Nard.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD HATES THE SHOW
Nard tells Billy that there might have been some bad shows and Billy and Derek let him have it.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
HOE FOR HUSBAND
A woman says that she is a hoe for her husband, but does every marriage have this?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BRINGING A PLATE
If a woman had a 10/10 guy, but he didn't bring her a plate at a cookout, would that be a problem?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
MUSH MOUTH NARD
What else is new? Nard has no idea how to say words.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NUH UH NARD
Nard has now found a new phrase and it makes Billy crash out.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
ARCH PHOTOS
Billy asks Derek if this woman is correct about peeing outside, then there is a new top photo to send your man to excite him, The Arch.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FLIES OR BIRDS
Billy plays a bit of audio from a woman who caught her man with an escort while pregnant. A woman makes fun of a man's picnic date idea and the guys talk about…
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
LIGHTS ON OR OFF
Do couples want to have sex with the lights on or off more?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
EMO NIGHT
Nard called in sick one day last week, but he posted a video about what he was really doing, Billy and Derek confront him.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD FEUD
Billy wants Nard to play Family Feud and he crashes and burns in spectacular fashion
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SHOWING BOOBS
Some women showed their boobs for $20 so now Billy is curious who else has done this.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
WANTS DIVORCE
Billy plays some audio of a woman who wants a divorce but the whole thing is very toxic.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SHOWERING & REPAIRMAN
Is withholding sex as bad as cheating? Billy plays audio of a man getting mad his wife is showering while the repair man is there.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FART FRIDAY
Its that time who did you wrong that you can fart on!
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
WOMAN SOUNDS
Billy plays some audio of a woman who makes a special noise for when her man does something nice for her.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NO GTA 6
A woman wants to stop her man from buying the new game GTA 6 because it has strip clubs and a girlfriend in the game.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BERT KREISCHER
Comedian Bert Kreischer calls in and shares some laughs with the crew.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
COUPLE SHOWERS
Women are now complaining that men just hop in the shower with them and there is no privacy.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SNIPER POSITION
A woman explains a man should lay down like a sniper during a special time, Chris and Nard argue about it while Billy and Derek laugh.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
ADVICE BACKFIRED
A caller wants to tell Nard that he truly has no idea what a woman really wants.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
DO IT EVERYDAY
Nard argues with Billy, Derek, and Chris that women don't want to do it everyday with their man.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BACK SCRATCH
Nard thinks that guys want more back scratches than mouth hugs.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
DEREK'S COLLEGE STORY
Derek dropped his kid off on her first year of college and had an interesting experience with something one of the parents said.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BASIC MAINTENANCE
A chick talks about how much it cost for basic maintenance.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
GREETED HUSBAND
A caller takes Billy's advice and greeted her husband in a special way.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
THE BREAK UP
Daniel calls in to tell Billy, Derek, and Nard the whole story as to why he and his ex broke up.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FARTING BRIDE
A woman who is getting ready to be married just won't stop passing gas.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BILLY'S DINNER
Billy had an experience over the weekend of him trying to go out for dinner.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
TROUBLEMAKER
Billy and Derek find out Nard had a meeting for some trouble he didn't cause.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
HILLBILLY PRINCESS
Billy talks about a woman who has princess tattooed and she is the type of hillbilly Chris likes.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
D PICS
Nard gets D pics from a listener and Billy wants him to describe what it looks like.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
ASKING TO DO IT
Billy asks Nard since he is in the dating world, how would he go about asking a woman for sex.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NOT HAVING SEX
Women are training their man to stop asking for sex when they reject them so much.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
STINKY NARD
The security guard wanted to tell Billy and Derek that Nard has to stop using the bathroom in the lobby.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
DANIEL'S EX
Daniel's ex calls in and spills the tea on what has happened recently in the relationship.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
MONEY FOR SEX
Nard remembers a time that he got paid by a chick to sleep with her, but his story telling needs a lot of work.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
MEN NOT COMMITTING
Are men just afraid to commit now or is it the new stigma for dating?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
PROTECTING MAN
Nowadays it seems that the man is the one needing the protecting and the women check out the noises.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
TELL CHEATED ON
Is a guy weak to tell his current girl he once got cheated on?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD CAUGHT
Billy brings up Tony Romo not being fired and Nard gets caught red handed flip flopping over the subject.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
DUTY BOOTY
Is sex in a marriage supposed to feel like a chore?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
GOING TO PECKERS
A woman wants to take her daughter to Peckers when she becomes 16.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
MEDIEVAL TIMES
The BMS crew gets on the topic of Medieval time period and Nard said that he would've survived being the hunter gather he is.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BANG BIG GIRLS
Billy plays some audio of a woman saying every guy needs to get with a big girl at least once, is this true?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NEIGHBOR SEX & COSPLAY
Neighbor's talking about who's getting laid and Nard has trouble saying the word cosplay.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
WANTS BAD BOY
Is it true that women still want a bad boy? Billy and Derek discuss while Nard thinks he gives out big D energy.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
TAKE IT OUT
If the guy has a bad day does the woman ask him to just take it out on her in the bedroom? Billy asks for phone calls if this is true.