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Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
It’s the best clip of that day's show.. or maybe the crappiest and it changes every weekday.
Episodes
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
DEREK'S LIST
Top ten reason why Nard's ex shouldn't get back with him. Derek helps Billy figure them out.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NO FLAWS
Nard is still having trouble getting back together with his ex girlfriend and Derek and Chris want to offer some help, but get distracted.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
PANCAKE FIGHT
Can a marriage survive a fight about who makes pancakes the right way?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
MARGIE VS NARD
A caller wants to call out Nard for spotting them spending money over the weekend.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD ISN'T AN EARNER
Billy, Derek, and Chris try to help Nard understand he isn't able to spend the big bucks just yet.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
D PICTURE
Nard's girlfriend has some pictures that he wants to share with Billy and Derek and it sends the crew into a frenzy.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD TRIES
Nard talks about how he tries his best every day, so naturally Billy and Derek have something to say about that.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FISHERMAN NARD
Hear the embarrassing story of how Nard wants to be a fisherman to impress his new girlfriend.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD HAS YEAST
Nard called Derek during the Christmas break to help clear up that he in fact doesn't have yeast.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BABY GIRL
Billy finds some audio of Nard calling every woman he meets baby girl.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
COUPLES PHOTO
Billy still doesn't believe Nard's new girlfriend until he sees a photo that Nard shows.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
GRANDMA HOES
Billy plays a bit of audio of grandmas remembering a time of what to call hoes.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SHIRTS OFF
Nard is getting a procedure done and Billy had the idea of showing it off when he comes back.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SKANKSGIVING
Skanksgiving is around the corner where people go back home and get busy with some old flames.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
GROPING MEN
Is it the new thing for men to be groped now instead of women?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SPANKSGIVING
Time to spank Nard for whatever it is you are thankful for.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
LOST CALLER
A woman talks about how she is shocked her husband was upset by her cheating, a caller comes in and Billy and the show have some fun with them.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BILLY CUTS NARD OFF
No more free money for Nard as Billy cuts him off.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD IS CRYING
Nard has some emotions that show and Billy and Derek call him out.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD'S NEW CHICK
Billy and Derek find out that Nard has an attractive woman who is into him and they can't stand his ego.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD'S LANGUAGE
Nard has a lot of trouble trying to talk to Billy, Derek, and Chris.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SPELLING BEE
Nard V.S. a listener in a spelling bee for tickets.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD IS FLUSTERED
After asking Nard for some advice about the dating world, Billy is a bit confused when Nard speaks gibberish.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
WOMAN KICKED OUT
A woman is kicked out for still talking to her ex, Billy and the guys have a debate about it.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD'S WRIST
A throwback moment where Chris finds audio of Nard hurting his wrist.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
GUY RELATIONSHIPS
Chris talks about cool it would be to just always have a guy around but not in a sexual way.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FART FRIDAY
Someone wronged you? Fart on them with The Billy Madison Show.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NO COOKING
Women who don't cook for their man are actually happier.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD OUT SHOES
Billy gave Nard some shoes that he customized to his liking.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD'S RED FLAG
A woman calls Nard a red flag so he decides to share his thoughts to Billy and Derek.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD QUOTES
Billy has a list of the 10 wildest things Nard has ever said.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS
Nard goes on the attack about how flight attendants might be a bit more slutty than other workers.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
IS IT CHEATING
Billy plays some audio of a woman asking "is it cheating" questions.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BELITTLING HUSBAND
A woman makes her husband cook dinner after a 12hr shift and Billy has some callers that have some thoughts about it.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BAD BOOTY CALL
Billy wants to know some horror booty call stories from the callers.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
HOE PHASE
Billy ask for callers to talk about regretting their hoe phase.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
CAR OFF
Billy ask callers what is a red flag in a guy and two callers start bragging about their cars.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
STILL HOLDING ON
Billy and Derek address Nard having his ex's name still tattooed on his arm.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD'S SMILE
According to a study a smile can lead to some BDE for men, so Billy and Derek test it out with Nard and realize he looks like a serial killer.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
DOOR DASH SCANDAL
Nard talks to Billy and Derek about the woman who was fired from door dash.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
LAUGHING AT NARD
A woman talks about how much money a man should make before she can date him, Billy and Derek talk about Nard's great uber weekend.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NO TALK NARD
Billy has some critique about how Nard did on the show while Derek was out.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SKID MARKS
Billy plays some audio of a woman saying a man has never had skid marks, unlike Nard.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
HUSBAND ISN'T SPECIAL
A woman calls in about how her husband gets attention at the gym but she doesn't see why.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
ASKING PRICES
A husband asks his wife about the prices with online items.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BACKING UP TOXIC
A woman says that a man that backs the car in a parking spot is just a toxic man.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FART FRIDAY
The typical "Fart On Someone" takes an interesting turn with a caller.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
LETTER THREAT
Billy reads about a man that was arrested after writing a threat on a letter thinking he was in the clear.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD CRASHES OUT
Billy roast Nard to the point where he is in tears and lashing out.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BILLY'S HIDDEN HOUSE
The guys recall a time they blindfolded Daniel to keep him from finding out where Billy's house was.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD ATTACKS FAT PEOPLE
Nard shares his thought on bigger people.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
FART FRIDAY
Its time to fart on the people that wronged you this week.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
SPITTING ON A GUY
Billy reads about a woman who finds guys that have a sick request, but when he asks Nard he finds out he is even sicker.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
MULTIPLE CHICKS
If a man has multiple women on his roster, would he be treated the same as a woman with multiple men on her roster?
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
RADIO VOICE
Billy remembers a time he practiced his "radio voice" but Nard seems to have some trouble.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
NARD'S STAND UP
Billy plays a replay of Nard's five minute stand up at the BMS live event this past Friday.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
TRIVIA GAME
Derek, Chris, Nard, and Goof play trivia for some listeners to win some tickets.
- Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
BOOBS AT HOME
A man says the best thing about a relationship is the fact that he gets to see boobs at home everyday.