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Honestly Smartless
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
Episodes
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Friends, Depression and Men
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay chat about the ups and downs of friendship, loneliness, and the complexities of new relationships.Seasonal changes and how it affects…
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[Advice from Your Besties] Space is Stupid
What are some unconventional hot jobs? Is it sexism to promote female-owned products? Would you rather live underwater or live in space?Send us a textSupport…
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Quarterly Remodel
Lindsay went to Costa Rica (where the monkeys are for this week'S Cozy Critter Corner) and Chelsea isn't having the time of her life but she did love…
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[Advice from Your Besties] Pretty Friend Zone
How many dates does it take to put you into the friend zone? And should you only have pretty friends, or does that make you a terrible and insecure person?Send…
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IUD & Plan B
Yapping about:Chelsea got caught wearing house slippers in the wild Lindsay is on a hair journey and it is not easy when Chelsea gatekeeps her secretsLindsay…
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[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Eating Ass
This week we're treating you to a replay of one of our most popular Besties episode from July... does eating ass boost your immune system?Connect with…
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[REPLAY] Do You Really Need a Joint Checking Account?
This week we're throwing it back to episode 139 from way back in May! Let's talk about Kelly Ripa, lament how much it sucks shopping for clothes, and get real…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Men Are Good Listeners
What's a skill you thought you would have mastered by now, but you have not? What is something boys do that we don't understand? What is something that gives…
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Besties & Black Magic
There are fake animals in Chinese zoos, and Chelsea and Lindsay love Pete the beagle. They dive into the intricacies of relationships, discussing a friend's…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: We're Perfect
What is the sluttiest item of clothing a man can wear? Would you date a sperm donor? And if you had a mascot, what would it be?Connect with…
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Sex Club Anniversary
BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay took out a row of hair extensions and Chelsea is in a new era of skincare! Lindsay also introduces the current Cute Animal of the Week…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's in Your Trash?
What is something that everyone loves that you just don't understand? And what does your trash say about you?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG…
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Dick Pics Gone Wrong
Chelsea went on a date this week! But we're still worried about our friend who's new boyfriend is isolating her and turning her into a prepper, bunker and all…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Super Sarcastic
Can you say something like wow, good job, or well done without being sarcastic? And would you rather marry a guy who is rich, buys you a ton of fancy shit, but…
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Women Are Idiots
In this episode Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay talk about questionable decisions women make in relationships, particularly under the influence of a 'new dick' and…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Three Ways to Avoid Dating a Narcissist
What's a good three-prong approach to decide who to date? And how can you weed out the narcissists?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG…
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Bill Gates Gives Up On The Internet
Chelsea says Lindsay is cheating by hiking and golfing with her husband and they candidly discuss their favorite documentaries, including one about Bill Gates…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Drugs with Lena Goodway
What's the craziest sex experience you've had? And do you have a favorite drug?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlyshowTikTok…
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Closeted Trumper Eats My Pu$$y with Lena Goodway
Secret Trump supporter Lena Goodway joins the podcast to share her views and answer hard-hitting questions. Which is more important to you: the Constitution or…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Belly Button Fetish
Should Chelsea and Lindsay have on a hardcore Trump supporting guest? How can someone with an outie belly button overcome self consciousness in order to enjoy…
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Short Skirts and Tall Boots
Chelsea loves the rainy weather this week! Lindsay hates it, but she's excited for the start of NFL season and Tom Brady’s new role as a commentator. They…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Kinks
Have you heard of the O method of manifestation? And what's your favorite position?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlyshowTikTok…
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Threeways & Throuples
This week, Chelsea and Lindsay discuss a variety talk sex. That's threesomes, throuples, and kinks. They explore the complex dynamics of a mature threesome and…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Tibi Style
Have you heard of the Tibi styling method? And do you think cancel culture is fading out?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlyshowTikTok…
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Give Us Money
Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay welcome listeners back and dive into Chelsea's recent trip to Colombia for a wedding, where she navigated adventures and mishaps, such…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Is It Underconsumption or Am I Just Poor? with Taylor Ferguson
Chelsea and Lindsay are still with guest Taylor Ferguson! So, what are your thoughts on the underconsumption trend?Connect with…
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It Ends with Us with Taylor Ferguson
This week, Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay welcome special guest, Taylor Ferguson, a chiropractor based in Denver. The trio discusses Taylor’s background in…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: 50 First Dates with Cody Tucker
Guest Cody Tucker joins again to answer an important listener question: Is it taking advantage of someone if you start a relationship with them during a…
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Hot Hermit Summer with Cody Tucker
This week Chelsea and and Dr. Lindsay welcome Cody Tucker from the Cody Tucker Show. They talk history, pop culture, the US education system, and adult film…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Kicking Out Your Roommate
So, you did a friend a favor and let her stay with you for a few weeks between places. Only... it's been over month and she's been denied from all the…
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Throuples
Chelsea and Lindsay dive in on the Olympics and get excited for fantasy football. Lindsay shares her vacation experiences, including weird Gen Z fashion trends…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's Your Nickname?
Have you heard botox is out and plasma is in? What would you do as your street performance side hustle? If you had to eat a food really fast (for cash…
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We're in A Mood
This week Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay talk diet pills as a response to repetitive donut breakfasts, Chelsea's (still!) broken air conditioner, and more. They also…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: We Wrote a P0rn
What are the best ways to fuck with your husband? Which is worse racism or misogyny? And If you had to star in a porn, what would the theme be?Connect with…
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Cow’s Milk Sociopaths
Chelsea and Lindsay catch up on Chelsea's recent comedy show and discuss the boring and unoriginal jokes men tell. They also talk about Taylor Swift's shitty…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cult Following
If you started a cult, what would it be called and what would you be doing? What do you do when hooking up with a friend makes things awkward?Connect with…
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Butter Boards
This week Lindsay and Chelsea They dive into gross Instagram trends like butter boards and share Lindsay's croissant baking success. Plus, Lindsay's new closet…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Falling for the Scam
What's a scam that you recently fell for? If you were to be in a competitive eating contest, what food would you be eating? And if you've seen Inside Out 2…
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White Privilege Holiday
In this episode, Chelsea and Lindsay discuss their experiences celebrating the 4th of July. Chelsea shares her excitement about being invited to a lake house…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: The White Toenail Polish Theory
Have you heard of the white toenail polish theory? Could you ever rawdog a flight? What do you think of these self-care industry products and services–life…
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Pay The F*cking Cheerleaders
Boy band reunions, reality TV shows, sports, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and Chelsea's frustrations with her mother's behavior. Chelsea expresses her…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rat Face or Frog Face?
What is independence in a relationship? If you have a boyfriend, are you looking through his phone? And have you you heard of the rat and the frog theory?…
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Armie Hammer Can Eat Us
DUIs, cannibalism, and dicks! This is now an Armie Hammer fan show. Plus, hear some of Chelsea's latest standup comedy material.Connect with…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cinematic Icks
What would you do with $250,000? And what's something that looks hot in the movies but is actually disgusting in real life?Connect with…
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Childfree and Loving It
Chelsea and Lindsay are childfree by choice. This week they dive into why and lament living in such a pro-natalist place. What do you think when you hear the…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Eating Ass
So... does eating ass boost your immune system?Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG: @thehonestlyshowTikTok: @thehonestlyshowChelsea's IG…
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Hot Rodent Boyfriend
Are you into hot rodent men? Plus, Chelsea's roommate is throwing sod over the balcony and Lindsay is going to suffocate herself taping her mouth closed at…
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[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Our Biggest Insecurities
In this week's Advice from Your Besties REPLAY, Lindsay and Chelsea answer your questions about insecurity, projecting, and being the black sheep of the…
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[REPLAY] What is Love? Please Don't Hurt Me
This week features a replay of one of Chelsea and Lindsay's most popular episodes to date, a Valentine's Day special all about love. How do you know you're…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Summer Trends
Are you down with these summer trends? Mesh ballet flatsSneakers (and if yes, which ones?Trouser shorts?Layered skirts and ruffles?The color butter…
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Doing 30 Days in Jail
So, Chelsea's mom is coming to town... But on the bright side Lindsay made croissants and the turned out edible, and Chelsea DIDN'T get carjacked. And then…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Your Mom’s Thong
What are your thoughts on the return of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? How long until your boss patrols (and controls) everything you do on social media?…
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Roasting the Wh*res
Chelsea had an amazing time at a wedding with her roommate and Lindsay didn't let her family pressure her into scuba diving. Then, what's up with the Tom Brady…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Poor Man’s Ozempic
Why do we shake our hair dryers when we dry our hair? And if you had to start a beauty side hustle, would you administer botox or put in hair extensions? Plus…
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Swimsuit Szn
Lindsay had enough food in her house to make tacos, and Chelsea can't handle being around negative people anymore. Positive attitudes attract positive…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Party Favors
How much stuff is it appropriate to ask a guest to bring to your party? (Hint: not an entire grocery haul...)Connect with Honestlythehonestlypodcast.comIG…
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Do You Really Need a Joint Checking Account?
In this episode of the Honestly Podcast, Lindsay and Chelsea dig in on topics like Kelly Ripa, joint checking accounts, and more. Chelsea shares her excitement…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Are You a Good F*ck?
So... How do you know if you're a good f*ck? Chelsea and Lindsay explore the signs in different scenarios, from one-night stands and fuck buddies to long-term…
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Baby Reindeer
Hi, happy rebrand! Welcome to the Honestly Podcast. It's the same content you know and love... just with a new name. This week, Chelsea thinks her love…
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[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Humping Hypnosis
If you had an end of life party, how would you celebrate it? Do you ever watch YouTube hypnosis? And...have you noticed how hot some of those videos…