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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Do You Think Model Trains Are Sexy?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Do You Think Model Trains Are Sexy? |• Bug invasion is coming|• Should they edit Carry On? |• Are drones spying on you? |• and…
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Do You Have Anxiety? WELL DO YOU!!?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Ed Sheeran’s Pants |• Why Canada should join the USA|• There are more witches now |• Why everyone has anxiety now |• and something…
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KFC is getting bigger, so am I
🔊 In today’s episode: |• The cost of kid damage |• KFC, like Steve, is getting bigger|• There’s gold in that there Earth |• Should you sing to babies |• and…
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Are Brits into Saunas?
🔊 In today’s episode:• Dolly Parton working part-time • Here come the veg• Sauna news • Cucumbers help you sleep • and something about naturism 💻 Follow on…
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Women Don't Love ALL Bad Boys
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Sir David Beckham |• Gillian Anderson does what?! |• Another hack? |• Women love a bad boy |• and something about hay fever |• Plus…
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Steve Sexiest Man Alive? Or "Steve Sexiest!? Man-Alive!"
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Less Loose Women / Fewer Loose Women |• Steve for Sexiest Man Alive |• Water Companies |• Worst wedding gifts |• and something about…
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They've Cured Headaches
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Pints |• Gary Lineker news |• How to cure a headache |• Bye bye bees |• and something about Tom Cruise |• Plus other nuggets from the…
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Bear Grylls Eats Nuts
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Bear Grylls eats nuts |• Calming tree nonsense |• Making your mind up |• No no mo May |• and something about Facebook aliens |• Plus…
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The Great Steve Scam
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Spex Pistols |• The upside of snoring meds |• Donald Trump doesn’t play 4D chess |• The Great Steve Scam |• and something about doctor…
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Donald Trump doesn’t play 4D chess
🔊 In today’s episode: |• You looked great (10 years ago) |• Doctors and Dentists |• Donald Trump doesn’t play 4D chess |• The smell of home |• and something…
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Petrol Prices Dropping?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Slug news |• Petrol prices dropping? |• They’re in the army now |• WiFi is king |• and something about Gen Z again |• Plus other…
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It's All Going Well
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Luke Littler’s pulled |• Tesla news |• Nudist computer games |• Shed of the Year |• and something about bird flu, just in time for…
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Who killed JFK?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Who killed JFK? |• Where do babies come from? |• NASA dolphin watch |• Don’t date at work |• and something about Easter eggs |• Plus…
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Shakespeare to Sandwiches
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Time to cancel Shakespeare? |• Sandwich shop owner’s big mistake |• Is it Long COVID? |• No ball games |• and something about potholes…
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Steve's Spring Breakdown
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Steve’s Spring Song |• Fancy a pint of pee? |• Gen Z trainspotting |• Steve’s Breakdown |• and something about hot cross buns |• Plus…
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Am I A Veggie?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Amazon, James Amazon |• No sleep till bedtime |• Bad film watching |• Am I A Veggie? |• and something about telescopes |• Plus other…
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Have you seen your GP? Me neither
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Have you seen your GP? |• Stolen credit car scratchcard win |• Alien dentists |• Penny Farthing Motorbike |• and something about…
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Are Dogs Better Than Men?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Dog fights ghost - Sinitta |• Clooney on age gaps |• Dogs are better than men, say women |• How to not look younger |• and something…
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You ruined it, you dirty apes!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Distracted driving |• Air frying downsides |• e-Scooters are bad |• You ruined it, you dirty apes! |• and something about photos |•…
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Harrison Ford’s booze problem
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Star Wars has aged |• TV for younglings |• Harrison Ford’s booze problem |• What to do when the astronauts get back |• and something…
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How to Explain Pork Scratchings to Gen Z
🔊 In today’s episode: |• How to live to 100 |• AI gets weapons now |• Explaining pork scratchings |• Marrying Peter Andre |• and something about quakes |• Plus…
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Your celeb hall-pass lists
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Rubbish Bin Collections |• Your celeb hall-pass lists |• My annoying Greek wedding |• My AI hopes |• and something about RAJAR results…
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Rats! Rats! Everywhere!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Swimming with my son |• Rats! Everywhere! |• Cold Valentine’s |• What I’m proposing |• and something about breakfast |• Plus other…
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Reeves' War On Bats
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Sting’s upset with Elon |• Water companies, argh! |• Reeves' war on bats |• January wasn’t dry |• and something about holidays |• Plus…
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Drone v Bears
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Are you a Star Wars fan? |• Drone people are getting it right |• Does the UK want Greenland? |• Bank boycott |• and something about…
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Are You Taller Now?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Men are taller now |• Which breakfast is a rip off? |• Why your office is a toilet |• Napping rules |• and something about darts v…
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Money CAN buy you happiness
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Is Melania Trump a clone? |• Superman Dad |• Money CAN buy you happiness |• DOGE off to a good start |• and something about craft beer…
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Oscars Cancelled?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Shops – Stop emailing me! |• Embarrassing dad |• Oscars cancelled? |• How not to talk about length |• and something about toll road…
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The Old Man
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Being An Old Dad |• Facelift savings |• Getting it on the NHS |• Be a washing machine ninja |• and something about Tulip Siddiq |•…
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Return of the Full English
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Unwise catchphrases |• Fire with Harry and Meghan |• Return of the Full English |• Don’t call a Gen Z |• and something about…
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Science of Dating Younger
🔊 In today’s episode: |• The Science of Dating Younger |• Sleep helps wordy goodyness |• Potholes solved |• Who fancied Michael Jackson? |• and something about…
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Still Happy New Year?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Anti-Smoking Smartwatch |• Still Happy New Year? |• Have you seen a GP? |• The missing firework display |• and something about Meghan…
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Eggs to Cure Baldness in 2025?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Blood giving |• Some wise burglars |• Eggs cure baldness |• Disease X? |• and something about 2025 |• Plus other nuggets from the news…
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Bye 2025
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Talk To Yourself |• Handwriting fails |• Marathon Runner strikes again |• Colder than Moscow |• and something about 2025 |• Plus other…
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Steve N Allen's End of Year Review
What a year we have been through and if you can't quite remember it all the Steve N Allen End of Year Review will catch you up.Riots, elections, Korean…
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Love V Romance
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Love V Romance |• Loo Roll, the perfect gift |• Curing Dartitis |• Don’t let robots play sport |• and something about chocolate |•…
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Kemi is Wrong! (about sandwiches)
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Why China is great (please don’t hack me) |• Why Steve is like Ryan Reynolds |• Kemi is wrong about sandwiches |• Scully’s legacy |•…
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Dad Bod Pride
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Dad Bod Pride |• Hot First Cousins |• Hail the NHS |• Bubbly Goggles |• and something about sexy online banking |• Plus other nuggets…
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Android v Apple – Never the twain
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Storm names |• Albatross news |• Chimp art |• Android v Apple – Never the twain |• and something about sweaty truckers |• Plus other…
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First Child v Second Child
🔊 In today’s episode: |• First Child v Second Child |• Expensive banana |• Buy yourself Xmas gifts |• Gen Zs fall for scams |• and something about fry ups |•…
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AI v Squirrels
🔊 In today’s episode: |• AI v squirrels |• Day drinking |• Rooney’s hair |• Young musical acts are unpronounceable |• and something about Xmas |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
When AI Attacks
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Would you buy the 300 outfit? |• AI goes on the attack |• Save pounds losing pounds |• Why you’re shattered |• and something about…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Dog Venom
🔊 In today’s episode: |• A venomous dog? |• Breaking cows’ wind |• Seaweed burger anyone? |• People are more bored now |• and something about hot chocolate |•…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Gary Barlow’s son isn’t really tall!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• J-Lo’s low |• Shed news |• Gary Barlow’s son isn’t really tall! |• Are scientists OK? |• and something about AL |• Plus other nuggets…
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Prices Up Down ‘Spoons
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Spain don’t want you |• Prices up down ‘Spoons |• Retro toys this Xmas |• PE at school |• and something about aliens |• Plus other…
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What shall we do with a stupid nursery rhyme?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Fancy dress fall-out |• Understanding pets |• What shall we do with a stupid nursery rhyme |• Ice T on AI |• and something about…
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Mainly Budget-Free Zone
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Scary budget news |• Welcome to Wrexham’s brewery |• Too many sweets |• A letter to Russia |• and something about birthday savings |•…
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Hot Halloween
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Titanic news (don’t worry, it still sank) |• How to get promoted |• Hot Halloween |• Contraceptives in food |• and something about new…
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Frasier Sells a Boat
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Frasier sells a boat |• Don’t put clocks back|• Cats are clever |• Don’t get Sir-ley |• and something about Halloween garlic |• Plus…
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Couch Potato Steve
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Taxi for rich criminals |• Couch potato Steve|• Turkey make-over |• Wine is good for you (again) |• and something about a toilet fire…
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Don't Blame Frustrated Dolphins
🔊 In today’s episode: |• McDonald Trump |• The face of Gregg’s |• Don’t blame the dolphins |• Fastest robot is coming for you (slowly) |• and something about…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Bald Men Are Sexy
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Body image solution |• Tea makers and slackers |• Amazon discovery |• Art fail |• and something about bald men being sexy |• Plus…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
AI Steve
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Britney’s eyebrows |• AI makes Steve’s jingles |• Another Oasis |• Focus on squirrel’s nuts |• and something about Sloths |• Plus…
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What’s dirtier than your toilet seat?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• AI v Potholes |• How to stack the dishwasher |• Rita Ora vinegar shoe |• What’s dirtier than your toilet seat? |• and something about…
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Dishes v Cooking
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Alien helpers |• Chocolate solves another problem |• AI beats conspiracy theorists |• Dishes v cooking |• and Labour conference stuff…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Shoplifting to Stoplifting
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Iceland ends shoplifting |• Non-stop fines for drivers |• Celeb SAS |• Divorce revenge |• and Janet Jackson news |• Plus other nuggets…
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Cheat-Sniffer Dogs?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Marriage fails |• End of pens |• What’s your remote control? |• Cheat-sniffer dogs |• and wild animal rides |• Plus other nuggets from…
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Ocean's n (Where n ∈ ℤ)
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Which Oceans film is next |• 1st Class Post Increase! |• Put the heating on |• Big bugbears |• and Ashton upsets Steve |• Plus other…
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Thrupple Trouble?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Thrupple Trouble |• Fridge ornaments |• Shed news |• New viruses |• and bacon bad news |• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast…
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Sam Fox on a Plane
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Sam Fox on a plane |• Sorry isn’t the hardest word |• Fake tanning |• Beach digging |• and beavers |• Plus other nuggets from the news…