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Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Comedian and broadcaster Steve N Allen (The Mash Report, Late Night Mash, Jeremy Vine Show) delivers a sharp, funny, almost-daily take on UK news, politics and the day’s strangest headlines. Bite-sized topical comedy featuring material from Steve’s radio work, stories too odd for broadcast and the occasional piece of news flotsam. Tap the follow or subscribe button to get new episodes (almost) daily! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Soulmate Check
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Booze ban |• Soulmate check |• How to eat a burger |• Golf cheats |• and space bricks |• Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Dads Can't Win
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Dads can’t win |• Young people’s words |• Recycling problems |• Funeral dating? |• and don’t DIY on TikTok |• Plus other nuggets from…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Chips In The Brain
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Chips in your brain |• Lie ins are officially good |• Cowboy builders |• Stubble is sexy |• and Angel Delight rules |• Plus other…
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More Bennifer?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Pot Noodle diet |• More Bennifer news |• Oasis excitement |• Pet warmth |• and classical music |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
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Are there cows on Mars?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Winter fuel vote |• Are there cows on Mars? |• Jam on pizza? |• The dodgiest pun |• and Amazon |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
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The Bane of Being a Man
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Bye Bye Bennifer |• Mask Training |• Sons v Daughters |• How to lose an Oscar |• and Ricky Martin |• Plus other nuggets from the news…
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Do You Know Your Delivery Man?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Delivery men |• No VAT on sun cream |• Alien chips |• Seagulls and chips |• and Sun spots |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
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No FOMO MOFO
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Swearing birds |• No FOMO MOFO |• Toddler advice |• Phone down the loo? |• and Morris Dancing |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
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Why So Spicy?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Don’t contact aliens |• You can love spicy food too |• Don’t bother with offices |• When not to retire |• and cake |• Plus other…
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Brokendancing
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Rats as big as a rat! |• Brokendancing |• Sexy voices |• Having work done |• and Tom Cruise’s nose |• Plus other nuggets from the news…
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Sir King Attenborough?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• LGBTQ?? |• Attenborough for King |• Holiday fails |• Strictly |• and smoking while golfing |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
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Olympics = Good
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Work shoe standards |• Watching Olympics is good for you |• Don’t have a cracked phone |• Parking app hell |• and Elon Musk |• Plus…
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We're Back!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Don’t kiss dogs |• How to surprise your wife |• The pub v the gym |• Heels on the beach |• and strawberries |• Plus other nuggets from…
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Biden His Time
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Biden his time |• Nigella does it again |• Liz Truss, sexy PM? |• Donna Air’s loo break |• and something about GCSE computer science…
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The Stubble Bubble
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Royal Mail drones |• End of dinner |• Steve’s stubble is back in style |• Security tags everywhere |• and something about tea |• Plus…
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Dr Climate Change-Love
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Larry the cat stays |• Fussy over coffee |• Danny Dyer dress up |• GPs on climate change |• and something about Posties |• Plus other…
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We'll Bounce Back
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Steve Carrell’s nips |• Spanish holidays |• Tractor news |• Trampoline workouts |• and something about having a laugh |• Plus other…
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Tut, Young People, eh?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Tourism troubles |• Rain for 40 days? |• Young people forget things too |• Star Wars news |• and something about Britpop |• Plus other…
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How To Reach 108
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Banning G-strings |• How to live to 108 |• Bidets are back |• The best accent |• and something about tree hugging |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Mowed Down Steve
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Lost watches |• Running off with AI GF |• A festival of nude |• Are you tangry |• and something about the weather |• Plus other…
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Posh Socks
🔊 In today’s episode: |• A date at a wake |• Posh Spice’s socks |• Turn off the lights |• Male comedians are bad |• and something about the smell of bacon |•…
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Work From Hols
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Old Ben Shephard |• Cheap pints |• Too much screen time |• The best old crisps |• and something about the WFH (Work From Hols) |• Plus…
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Cars That Judge
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Someone invented a lightsabre |• The news Backseat driver |• Brian Blessed in space |• Midsomer Murders warning |• and something about…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Tips and Caps
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Dental lies |• Steve’s fashion tips |• How to mid-life crisis well |• Loo Zooming |• and something about nudists |• Plus other nuggets…
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Election-Free Zone
🔊 Intoday’s episode: |• The Election-Free Zone |• Nicking from work |• Buy Steve’s licked biscuits |• Ainsley’s a treasure |• and something about the French |•…
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More Katherine Jenkins’ Marriage Tips
🔊 In today’s episode: |• More Katherine Jenkins’ marriage tips |• Food inflation news |• Mortal Kombat games |• Moon Lego |• and something about a chip…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Cyclists and Potholes
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Katherine Jenkins’ marriage tips |• The perfect pub for no smalltalk |• AI takes Steve’s job |• Cow burp solution |• and something…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Micro-Flirting?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Just Stop Oil stopped |• Ed Sheeran on ginger hate crimes |• A pub’s parrot |• Micro-flirting |• and something about sandwiches |•…
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Dogs Are Top Dog
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Dogs are top dog |• Posties need helmets |• The planet killing asteroid not to worry about |• Social media’s a sin |• and something…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Goodbye Smalltalk!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Songs are lazy now |• A sports day for the nude? |• Biden needs drugs testing? |• Gen Z wrong about dating |• and something about…
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Cheddar Wins!
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Cheddar news |• Cheap meals out |• UFOs aren’t real |• How to wear socks |• and something about Margot Robbie |• Plus other nuggets…
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Cheese Cocktails?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Dirty rivers |• England keep their eye on the ball |• AI bots make bad cocktails |• Leaches can jump! |• and something about Elon Musk…
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Pineapple on Burgers?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Call The Midwife news |• Pineapple on burgers? |• Pet’s know the future |• AI makes us happy shoppers |• and something about tea |•…
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Free Hot Water
🔊 In today’s episode: |• The men o’war are coming |• Free hot water? |• Stupidest driver |• Aliens repair our space craft |• and something about UK wolves |•…
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Hot Dogs
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Cows to halt climate change |• Secret London tunnels |• Hot dogs in the summer sun |• What’s Next for Lineker |• and something about…
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When Sharks Don’t Attack
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Put more orange on your food |• Plants are clever |• Wrap recall |• When sharks don’t attack |• and something about cannibalism |•…
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Say No To The Dress
🔊 In today’s episode: |• AI update |• Say No To The Dress |• Animals are conscious |• Dua Lipa news |• and something about a cow pat |• Plus other nuggets from…
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Steve's Rear of the Year
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Lulu’s look back |• Water company update |• AI dogs |• Big cats |• and something about coffee |• Plus other nuggets from the news in…
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5p In A Cat
🔊 In today’s episode: |• WhatsApp group hell |• The King’s money |• McIlroy divorce |• 5p in a cat |• and something about Dick Van Dyke |• Plus other nuggets…
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Wednesday’s the new Friday
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Apple’s new emojis |• Wall-eating woman |• Wednesday’s the new Friday |• The £57 pint |• and something about biscuits |• Plus other…
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Tourist Time
🔊 In today’s episode: |• A warning to tourists |• Sewage update |• When you’ll love nature |• Swift V Stags |• and something about human AI |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
When Crows Attack (Bald Men)
🔊 In today’s episode: |• AI e-tongue |• When crows attack |• Aliens are leaving the UK |• Men’s bathroom time |• and something about sausage rolls |• Plus…
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The Smell of a Cheat
🔊 In today’s episode: |• The aftershave that means he cheats|• How to get the beach ready body now |• Luton officially the worst |• North Korean’s poo war…
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North Korea’s Poo War Latest
🔊 In today’s episode: |• North Korea’s poo war latest |• How to get the beach ready body now |• The best places to be locked in |• Will Smiths wee ghost lies…
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Bond Fashion & Money
🔊 In today’s episode: |• King’s money |• Watch out for that bear |• Sienna missed the UK so much |• James Bond fashion win |• and something about feelings |•…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Salad Cream News
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Salad cream news |• Sleeping with Dinosaurs |• Subway’s getting bigger |• Kids in space |• and something about crisps |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Fruit & Veg
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Stanley Tucci news |• The male contraceptive update |• Watch thefts |• Strawberry update |• and something about sewage |• Plus other…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Water, Beer & Sewage
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Brew your own |• Fake football kits at Euro24 |• Want an extra thumb? |• Nigella’s back |• and something about sewage |• Plus other…
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Kylie-Rated Wine & Space HR
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Kissing news |• Kylie’s wine |• HR doesn’t work in space |• Heat-related slacking |• and something about sad plants |• Plus other…
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Nuts & Cubes
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Email overload |• J Lo’s AI face |• Mike Tyson loves Bananarama |• A new Rubix Cube record |• and something about nuts |• Plus other…
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Cozzy Barbs & L-Plate Horror
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Cost of barbecuing crisis |• Iggy Pop goes the bath bubbles |• Why Anya Taylor-Jay can’t drive |• Smoking your pants |• and something…
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Not Election Stuff?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Tanless bits |• Taking tea on holiday? |• The funniest children’s joke |• A divorce error |• and something about eagles |• Plus other…
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Snoop Dogg & Bees
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Gen Z are at it again |• British bees on the run |• The worst way to propose |• Snoop Dogg’s wine |• and something about big Chinese…
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Cash & Wasps
🔊 In today’s episode: |• What to do if you see an Asian Hornet |• AI takes over HMRC |• Are you going cashless? |• A Swift detox |• and something about the…
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Can't Read My Burger Face
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Your Burger King face? |• What’s in our water (again)? |• A new tunnel of love |• French drivers |• and something about nuclear war |•…
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Pharmacies Get The Boot(s)
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Stress workshops in schools |• Bye bye Pharmacies |• Cash for larger people |• Rory McIlroy back on the market |• and something about…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
For Coffee Addicts
🔊 In today’s episode: |• Coffee addiction |• e-Scooter fun |• Water companies are still taking the p... |• Johnny Rotten is just that |• and something about…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Smartphone Addicts Text Helpline
🔊 In today’s episode: |• What is Quantum Navigation? |• The end of the avocado |• Fry up news |• Are you a smartphone addict? |• and something about aliens…
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Not Very Northern Lights
🔊 In today’s episode: |• The Magna Carta Girls |• Man pulls van |• Why we don’t answer calls now |• Cottage cheese sales shocker |• and something about…
- Steve N Allen (almost) Daily
Swiss Army Spoon?
🔊 In today’s episode: |• A kebab price cap? |• When is a Swiss Army Knife not a Swiss Army Knife? |• Moor Rail |• Why I know how the e-gates feel |• and…