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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns · en · 726 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Morning Somewhere
2026.10.13: Introducing Mark Cobb
Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Austin, heat changes, park visits, amusement park accidents, information blackouts, hacker attacks, French protests…
Oct 13, 2026·21m
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2026.10.12: I Hate This Team
Burnie and Ashley discuss Texas losing to Oklahoma, the Red River Shootout, AP rankings, expensive high school football stadiums, an Irn-Bru lorry heist, Xbox…
Oct 12, 2026·33m
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2026.10.09: Payroll Math
Burnie and Ashley discuss Yankees fan interference, baseball payroll math, the Milwaukee Brewers logo, tracking Xbox Mythic achievements, TrueAchievements…
Oct 9, 2026·27m
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2026.10.08: Diesels All The Way Down
Burnie and Ashley discuss Vin Diesel, diesel prices, red diesel, movie game adaptations, Halo as an early FPS, and iPhone depreciation.
Oct 8, 2026·24m
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2026.10.07: QoL Year
Burnie and Ashley discuss quality of life updates, builders and joiners, runaway highway tires, physics formulas, Duolingo nag-ware, Rosetta Stone discs, Paul…
Oct 7, 2026·27m
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2026.10.06: Actuarial Helicopters
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tropic Thunder, Shane Black, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, comedy that ages poorly, Digger, Obsession's comedy classification, Triangle of…
Oct 6, 2026·26m
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2026.10.05: Where Are The Robots
Burnie and Ashley discuss David Pumpkins, Mike Myers, character comedy, Will Ferrell, The Hawk, Steam Autumn Sale, Two Point Museum, Roller Coaster Tycoon, AV…
Oct 5, 2026·27m
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2026.10.02: 5-in-1 Bodywash, Shampoo and Podcast
Burnie and Ashley discuss train culture, perfect environments, skin care routines, teenage skin problems, men's hygiene, mall kiosk beauty, eyebrow trends…
Oct 2, 2026·30m
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2026.10.01: Welcome To The Skint
Burnie and Ashley discuss organizational strategies, bursts of energy, Minecraft new dimension, Dungeons II, Minecraft Legends, Mark Rober, minecraft builds…
Oct 1, 2026·26m
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2026.09.30: Mythical Update
Burnie and Ashley discuss house projects, solar energy, Xbox goes Mythic, Xbox Insiders, Mythical etymology, gamerscore, disc to digtial, and supporting our…
Sep 30, 2026·24m
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2026.09.29: VMA Deep Dive
Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMAs, Yung Lean, viral in 2026, Thousand Hand dance, Avantgardey, Aldi, Costco seasonal aisle, girl math coffee update, the VMAs…
Sep 29, 2026·25m
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2026.09.28: Giving Him The Business
Burnie and Ashley discuss college football, Coyote vs Acme, Resident Evil, Avengers Endgame DLC, Slither, The Abyss, Bluray releases, Astros Rangers playoff…
Sep 28, 2026·25m
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2026.09.25: Soda Mode
Burnie and Ashley continue Phat Week by discussing Fat Bear updates, Marshmallow, Chonk, tap to pay controllers, NFL Blitz, QR code logins, bricked smart…
Sep 25, 2026·23m
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2026.09.24: Let Me Read This
Burnie and Ashley discuss ads everywhere, food noise, GLP-1 stories, Strange Days, World War Z 2, Tom Cruise oscar noms, Rain Man, institutions, pie irons…
Sep 24, 2026·24m
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2026.09.23: Ashley's Pumpkin Patch
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Norm documentary, Weekend Update, Lorne Michaels, Dirty Work, GLP lawsuits, how to figure out if you're blind, food noise…
Sep 23, 2026·30m
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2026.09.22: Bear Mass Index
Burnie and Ashley discuss heating system woes, radiators, math on the fly, code switching, dehydrating frogs, GTA VI sales predictions, Fat Bears return…
Sep 22, 2026·21m
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2026.09.21: Software Landing
Burnie and Ashley discuss train day trips, the Beeching Cuts, oil inflluence, AI regulation chatter, rogue agents, the moral obligation to keep AI online, Fire…
Sep 21, 2026·25m
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2026.09.18: Opening Acts
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Macklemore Free Palestine controversy, Streisand Effect, real activism, Extra Life, EU Canada, Resident Evil, and Zach Cregger…
Sep 18, 2026·28m
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2026.09.17: Grow Up, Cartologists
Burnie and Ashley discuss iPad recovery, lightning cables, gag reflexes, Top of the Line videogames, YouTube ad campaigns by nine year olds, The Infinite…
Sep 17, 2026·24m
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2026.09.16: What About Second Invention?
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hyrox, Crossfit, Sony gray out, re-inventing the MP3 player, Sidephone, slab phones, Steam frame, Meta Quest, and being the biggest…
Sep 16, 2026·23m
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2026.09.15: Share Doxxing
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Emmy's, Sydney Sweeney gambling ads, Widow's Bay, Hacks, Google Calendar woes, The Pitt, evergreen TV settings, share doxxing…
Sep 15, 2026·23m
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2026.09.14: Life As A Paperclip
Burnie and Ashley discuss technical problems, white hat hackers, Car Play 2/Ultra, Texas comesback on Ohio State, Kim Kardashian, AP Top 25, NFL opening…
Sep 14, 2026·26m
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2026.09.11: Dub Stop
Burnie and Ashley discuss battery problems, lightning cables, King Of The Hill Race, Amazon AI mouth morphing, dub vs sub, boat ramp anxiety, and putt putt…
Sep 11, 2026·27m
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2026.09.10: More Is Less
Burnie and Ashley discuss Supergirl, Obsession, Bruce Wayne's foot in two worlds, Apple announcements, Microsoft's Duo, prices for mobile devices, cinema…
Sep 10, 2026·26m
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2026.09.09: Lose By Winning
Burnie and Ashley discuss Michigan's removal from the Top 25, Colorado's fifth down, LIV bankruptcy, Mixer, lucrative deals that die quickly, first down…
Sep 9, 2026·26m
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2026.09.08: Seamless Transitions
Burnie and Ashley talk about lonely Thursday, Friday Eve, Guinness Heist, Florida welfare changes, UBI, subscription economies, Xbox cloud gaming changes…
Sep 8, 2026·39m
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2026.09.07: Labor Dazed
Burnie and Ashley discuss Labor Day, college football, iPhone 18 announcements, foldable phones, Dyson toothbrushes, stuff in your teeth, Norway bans "pervert"…
Sep 7, 2026·27m
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2026.09.04: M Bison, Known Communist
Burnie and Ashley discuss lifetime achievements, Gloria Steinem, Watership Down, Street Fight trailer, name switcheroo, American name generator, Lion King…
Sep 4, 2026·27m
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2026.09.03: The Age of Unreason
Burnie and Ashley discuss class action arbitration, Sony's unreasonable argument, expiring purchases, stripping away the factory, adding carcinogens…
Sep 3, 2026·20m
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2026.09.02: Gamer Food
Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's Side Mission menu, limited edition foods, picky eating, Halo nuggets, Fallout Blamco Bites, Final Fantasy 7, cool kid…
Sep 2, 2026·26m
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2026.09.01: Halo Doesn't Afraid of Anything
Burnie and Ashley discuss prediction market bans George Santos, the Tornoto accent, low South African flyovers, vehicle boundaries, British back roads, vet…
Sep 1, 2026·25m
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2026.08.31: Fortnite Goes Smutty
Burnie and Ashley discuss new RTAA, Pumpking Spice, rabies goats, free treadmills, OK Go, rabies vaccines, seagull losses, Fortnite goes smutty, and pound vs…
Aug 31, 2026·26m
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[EXTRA] Jeff Hays Interview
Burnie sits down with the narrator of the wildly popular Dungeon Crawler Carl series. They discuss voice acting, collaboration, and starting a media business…
Aug 28, 2026·52m
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2026.08.28: Alpha Toddler
Burnie and Ashley discuss GTA VI Extended Look, EA sells to Saudi investment, simming football, Big Ambitions, winner talk, Alpha camps, Civ VII, EV features…
Aug 28, 2026·30m
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2026.08.27: Self Reflexive Troubleshooting
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Curry, Legend, being beloved, Twitter abandonment lawsuit, Nepal floods, geological scale of humans, Willow, Meta settlement…
Aug 27, 2026·32m
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2026.08.26: Now With Protein
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dolly Parton, celebrating a life when the person is alive, Gotham Irn Bru, Lego Skylines, Sim genre stall, and Protein everything.
Aug 26, 2026·21m
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2026.08.25: The MSPTS
Burnie and Ashley discuss acronyminating everything, Jeff Hays, narrator differences, Playstation protests, life as a boiling frog, Sony corporate responses…
Aug 25, 2026·21m
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2026.08.24: GI Joe'd When I Should Have Scoobied
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ted Lasso Season 4, boneless couches, The Expanse opening crawl, Masters of the Universe, the Iranian Rial, US Canadian trade war…
Aug 24, 2026·27m
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2026.08.21: Mush Identification
Burnie and Ashley discuss spooky scary skeletons, Costco bargains, retail influencers, market volatility, Lanterns, streaming time slots, camera AirPods, Mush…
Aug 21, 2026·20m
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2026.08.20: We Have Folding At Home
Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMA nominations, Madonna's nearly unprecedented longevity, BTC rally, Iran on the offensive, folding@home, and Moderna's cancer…
Aug 20, 2026·19m
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2026.08.19: Boneless Furniture
Burnie and Ashley discuss Scottish weather forecast, Austin's rain defense system, Penn State's fraternity drug ring, Van Wilder, National Lampoon, wikipedia…
Aug 19, 2026·22m
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2026.08.18: Personal Blast Radius
Burnie and Ashley discuss Snapdragon, emulation, printing issues, the Han Kuang war games, cameras to people, highest August gas prices, Collge Football…
Aug 18, 2026·30m
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2026.08.17: Omega Level Everything
Burnie and Ashley discuss who is cooler, influencer degrees, YouTube's new requirements, D23, Xmen casting, Starfighter, Zootopia 3, and other D23…
Aug 17, 2026·29m
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2026.08.14: How Fast Train Go
Burnie and Ashley discuss co-parenting apologies, our community experts, Apple Maps making a comeback, windmill talk, construction talk, Polymarket betting on…
Aug 14, 2026·34m
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2026.08.13: Range Anxiety Creeps Inside Of Me
Burnie and Ashley discuss their 14-hour road trip, The Treenis, Tubbee's, EVs, range anxiety, THE NORTH, and road trip rules.
Aug 13, 2026·24m
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2026.08.12: Let's See Some ID
Burnie and Ashley discuss eclipses, preparing too soon, age verification, Steam leaks, good personal data vs bad personal data, and getting phished.
Aug 12, 2026·21m
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2026.08.11: Air Traffic Console
Burnie and Ashley discuss GenZ 9/11 accountability, two factor bomb defusal, Lando Norris, gamer air traffic controller, ATC achievments, muscle memory…
Aug 11, 2026·24m
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2026.08.10: Robe And Wizard Hat
Burnie and Ashley discuss sexting, One Night Only, romcom romps, Gen X puritanism, hippie reversal, Spokane fire, Spiderman, the spoiler window, Lando Norris…
Aug 10, 2026·28m
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2026.08.07: People Like Swings
Burnie and Ashley double down on Lumalee, discuss animation casting, Mario stolen valor, influencer double downs, the Spiderman bump, swinging mechanics…
Aug 7, 2026·22m
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2026.08.06: Slop With Friends
This episode contains discussions of self harm. Burnie and Ashley discuss Roblox, gaming valuations, laying off players, friend slop, Fall Guys, Among Us…
Aug 6, 2026·26m
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2026.08.05: Male Prep
Burnie and Ashley discuss fond farewells, guy group dynamics, British privacy laws, the Texas nanny state, Discord ID verification, THC laws in the Lone Star…
Aug 5, 2026·26m
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2026.08.04: Nihilism's Cute Era
Burnie and Ashley discuss BWM's latest enshittification efforts, Spiderman box office, box office records, realistic CGI, God of War, Bautista, and when…
Aug 4, 2026·28m
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2026.08.03: Power Couplings
Burnie and Ashley discuss Spider Man, billion dollar weekends, biggest power couples, and AI authoring.
Aug 3, 2026·33m
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2026.07.31: Cowju
Burnie and Ashley discuss their personal beef, cow wrangling, monster cow, Nic Cage, stolen film, bison domestication, Spiderman Brand New Day, and Gaelic…
Jul 31, 2026·25m
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2026.07.30: Perfect Beef
Burnie and Ashley discuss hangover cures, jet lag, tortillas, Altman, weird people, weird billionaires, cow deflation, duress passwords, Fed stalls, and…
Jul 30, 2026·25m
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2026.07.29: The Scale Of Self
Burnie and Ashley discuss the singularity, chip sell off, Sam Altman, scale problems, self awareness, dealing with anxiety, and Ashley's movie dilemma.
Jul 29, 2026·25m
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2026.07.28: Hoop & Look
Burnie and Ashley discuss YouTuber voice, transatlantic accents, hurricanes and wildfires, controller holding methodologies, Steam Machine experiences, million…
Jul 28, 2026·25m
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2026.07.27: The One With The Whataburger Cup
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo Campaign Evolved, Odyssey second weekend record, when woke doesn't go broke, San Diego Comic Con round up, the wind down of the…
Jul 27, 2026·23m
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2026.07.24: Somebody Got Caught
Burnie and Ashley discuss travel days, Amazon carts, LG monitors, nutrition stopgaps, dude trips, squatting, Xbox PC compatiblity, bad mobile ads, job…
Jul 24, 2026·39m
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2026.07.23: Aspect Ratioed
Burnie and Ashley discuss lava floors, new shoes, the gun counter, TSA massages, Neil Blompkamp's AI movie, District 10, Elysium, Odyssey, IMAX aspect ratios…
Jul 23, 2026·20m