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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns · en · 726 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Morning Somewhere
2026.07.22: Good Morning From Heck
Burnie and Blaine discuss swapping roles, Amazing Race, Drag Race, Austin Food spots, Doomsday trailer, and the terrible conundrum of Roko's Basilisk.
Jul 22, 2026·33m
Morning Somewhere
2026.07.21: Who Took The Games Out Of Gamestop?
Burnie and Blaine discuss wedding cuts, running, growing older, World Cup farewell, Burnie's Futball Journey, Fallout goes into development, AI bashing, fall…
Jul 21, 2026·32m
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2026.07.20: Stunt Troubles
Burnie and Blaine discuss God of War injury recasting, hauntings, Blaine's bicep injury, the difficulty of casting, Blaine's live show, Answer For It, and the…
Jul 20, 2026·24m
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2026.07.17: Deer Dearth Done
Burnie and Becca discuss screw worm, Ebola, Alamo Drafthouse, deer populations, conservation efforts, Zelle, America's antiquated payment systems, and cool…
Jul 17, 2026·25m
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2026.07.16: Couple of Industry Plants
Burnie and guest host Jason discuss humidity, eating in Austin, TexMex glory, old eating, World Cup updates, IMAX emotions, Minions, Trey Parker, PG-13 rules…
Jul 16, 2026·24m
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2026.07.15: Clean Sheets
Burnie and Ashley discuss kid logistics, Austin weather, Utah heat wave, the weird American box office, Moana flops, Spain soaring, Black Flag breaking…
Jul 15, 2026·22m
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2026.07.14: Football Is Job
Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup semifinals, Danny Rojas real life football player, Ted Lasso, actors doing their roles in real life, Sam Neill, Jurassic…
Jul 14, 2026·20m
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2026.07.13: How Many Icelands
Burnie and Ashley discuss the farewell to Ashley's favorite World Cup player, stealing chants, Iceland population, berry season, watching media without your…
Jul 13, 2026·22m
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2026.07.10: Free Money
Burnie and Ashley discuss free money, hydration breaks, girl math, buffet life, Scotland's proposed Euro precursor, Count Binface, and the steady demise of…
Jul 10, 2026·23m
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2026.07.09: Single Serving
Burnie and Ashley don't discuss the World Cup, but do discuss New York buckling skyscrapers, high rise living, and single season TV shows.
Jul 9, 2026·21m
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2026.07.08: On To Eight
Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup results, EV battery longevity, Burnie's early adoption win, Ozone depletion, new molecules in space, and naming scientific…
Jul 8, 2026·23m
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2026.07.07: Our Robot Journey
Burnie and Ashley discuss sunscreen, refelctor trays, Jet2 Holidays, World Cup results, Xbox layoffs, the steady decline of AirBnB, and moving ahead in their…
Jul 7, 2026·20m
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2026.07.06: Last Minute Deals
Burnie and Ashley discuss actually using a last minute travel deal, British people gone wild, World Cup abroad, Norway vs Brazil, England vs Mexico, DCCTV, and…
Jul 6, 2026·24m
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2026.07.03: Life In The Coma Dream
Burnie and Ashley discuss summer holidays, investing too much in nothing, Spotify betting manipulation, AI scrutiny, Subnautica's drama marketing, GTA's…
Jul 3, 2026·35m
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2026.07.02: Let's All Go To The Bar
Burnie and Ashley discuss Sony going digital, PR timing, talking to other departments, England vs DR Congo, Harry Kane, and all your World Cup news.
Jul 2, 2026·20m
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2026.07.01: Lamborghini Mules
Burnie and Ashley gab about World Cup Scores, the Japanese Yen hits a 40 year low, Calls From The Public, Persona Live Action, and the Commodore Phone.
Jul 1, 2026·33m
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2026.06.30: Super Vision
Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup results, Japanese economic updates, WhatsApp usernames, building a brand, Xe, Bosnia and Herzegovina, fantasy sports…
Jun 30, 2026·27m
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2026.06.29: Long Term Licensed
Burnie and Ashley discuss pickled red onions, Ashley's garden, World Cup Elimination, Burnie loving the WNBA, Sophie Cunningham, sales tax, property tax…
Jun 29, 2026·33m
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2026.06.26: Soccer Is Pretty Good
Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Cup, pity pass, King Charles' taxes, rich people startegies, royal gamertags, hardware prices go up, and group play comes…
Jun 26, 2026·22m
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2026.06.25: Soccer Is An Awful Sport
Burnie and Ashley discuss soccer, per capita wins, novice advice, GTA VI prices, multi floppies, Venezuelan earthquake, and adjust GTA prices for inflation.
Jun 25, 2026·25m
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2026.06.24: Egg Baby
Burnie and Ashley discuss Finishing School, trampolines, analyzing our own biases, EU political activism, English soccer optimism, Scottish realism, TexMex…
Jun 24, 2026·34m
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2026.06.23: Pre-Hoarder
Burnie and Ashley discuss Pentagon, Quincillions, eye of newt, small plates, reagants, gaming values, Steam machine pricing, pre-ordering physical goods, max…
Jun 23, 2026·35m
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2026.06.22: We Are Go For Pokemon
Burnie and Ashley discuss AI language changes, Heathers, portrait format mode, unUSB, Pan & Scan, Heat, World War Z The Movie The Game, Pokemon Go military…
Jun 22, 2026·28m
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2026.06.19: Rooting For A Tie
Burnie and Ashley discuss Father's Day, World Cup, Iran peace deal, DCC greenlight, Seth MacFarlane live action, Orville, teh Rocky curse, Scottish traffic…
Jun 19, 2026·20m
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2026.06.18: Dry Run
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Scottish invasion on Boston, craft beers, Corona, Alaskan saw mill, the resin movement, chugging ranch in the security line…
Jun 18, 2026·29m
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2026.06.17: LASOed
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo Campaign Evolved, Achievements, LASO, the history of Sony standards, and Supergirl projections.
Jun 17, 2026·29m
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2026.06.16: Polyavarice
Burnie and Ashley discuss SpaceX gains, Polymarket bets, World Cup, Roku acquisition, Burnie's weird Roku moment, unpacking American war axioms, and a B-52…
Jun 16, 2026·26m
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2026.06.15: The C Stands For sCotland
Burnie and Ashley discuss the sports weekned, NBA Finals, NHL Stanley Cup Finals, Shakira, Not Levi's Stadium, UK Social Media Ban, Iranian Peace Deal Take 12…
Jun 15, 2026·29m
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2026.06.12: The Protein Wars
Burnie and Ashley discuss commitment, voice acting, confidence, stretching, The Protein Wars, He-man's weak performance, late night sports this weekend, SpaceX…
Jun 12, 2026·35m
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2026.06.11: Feral Child Lunch
Burnie and Ashley discuss Disclosure Day, dollar cinemas, feral children eating habits, pot pies, mini-bikes, couple dynamics, remembering big dates, and…
Jun 11, 2026·30m
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2026.06.10: The Engine Is Life
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great SpaceX IPO, the dotcom bubble, Stephen Speilberg, custom popcorn buckets, European silverware, Nintendo Direct, overboard…
Jun 10, 2026·27m
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2026.06.09: That Clear Aesthetic
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo corrections, the clear plastic movement, PAL world, Knicks/Spurs, Joycons go to court, Apple WWDC, Pratt out, Screw Worms, and…
Jun 9, 2026·27m
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2026.06.08: Star Warts
Burnie and Ashley discuss YouTube at the box office, Gameoverse, Clone Wars, Sidemen, Xbox showcase, Halo drop, clear Xboxes, variant controllers, Persona 6…
Jun 8, 2026·31m
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2026.06.05: Just Too Much
Burnie and Ashley discuss overencumbrance, fast travel, toddler hoarding, Switch 2 sales, console exclusivity, Summer Games Fest, Halo Campaign Evolved…
Jun 5, 2026·19m
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2026.06.04: Ashley Burns, Swordsell
Burnie and Ashley discuss date pronunciation, cold defense, puffer fish dynmics, mall jobs, Dead Rising meets real mall stores, specialty stores, and…
Jun 4, 2026·28m
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2026.06.03: Singled Out
Burnie and Ashley discuss Playstation State of Play, Laufey, Wolverine, working at the mall, Prince of Persia, big movie June, Masters of the Universe…
Jun 3, 2026·31m
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2026.06.02: Now Just The Worse Case Scenario
Burnie and Ashley discuss Game of Thrones, climate change changes, Ben McSweeney, Animated RvB, not being first, SpaceX IPO rules, Duolingo resurrects old…
Jun 2, 2026·34m
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2026.06.01: Killing At The Box Office
Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend Sponsor Chat, bluetooth plane drama, Obsession, Backrooms, indie horror dominance, not naming your kid after Superman…
Jun 1, 2026·24m
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2026.05.29: The Good Kind of Vampire
Burnie and Ashley discuss YMH Studios, Colton Dunn, Adam Ray, Subnautica 2 updates, World War Z, Kara Eberle, Jenn Hassin, Disclosure Day, Brendan Frasier…
May 29, 2026·35m
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2026.05.28: Excel Senior
Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Deck, Existential Horror Technology, Stan Lee resurrected, YOU ARE A BRAIN IN A TANK WAKE UP, toddler sports day, Lego City…
May 28, 2026·30m
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2026.05.27: Bottoms Up And The Devil Laughs
Burnie and Ashley discuss indistinguishable satire, Energy Drink Satanism, Gwen of VHS Dates, Fast and the Furious, Final Destination, Goth, Emo, Alt, Flannel…
May 27, 2026·30m
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2026.05.26: Daylight Saved
Burnie and Ashley discuss broken voices, nodules, energy drink, bottled water, Reality Bites, Spaceballs, daylight savings, carpal tunnels, and asymmetric…
May 26, 2026·35m
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2026.05.25: Enhanced Podcasting
Burnie and Ashley discuss favorite undeveloped franchises, Elfquest, Dragonriders of Pern, the Enhanced Games, Mandalorian and Grogu, living spoiler free, and…
May 25, 2026·22m
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2026.05.22: Tripling Down
Burnie and Ashley discuss Stephen Colbert, Sir Peter Jackson, new Lord of the Rings, Plex triples lifetime subscription, British adjectives, Last Ship…
May 22, 2026·29m
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2026.05.21: Barnes & Noble & Dalton & Claude
Burnie and Ashley discuss the intro, Barnes & Noble makes a horrible change, the AI slippery slope, making Human Slop a thing, creative bankruptcy, book…
May 21, 2026·28m
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2026.05.20: The Predictability Paradox
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Boys ending, but first: cave diving accidents, looking to the helpers, Immersion Shark Week, the predicability paradox, and our…
May 20, 2026·23m
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2026.05.19: Influencer Fatigue
Burnie and Ashley discuss influencer fatigue, influencer licensing, America's latest mass shootings, Trump's 1.8B tax fund, Cannes updates, Supermodel…
May 19, 2026·24m
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2026.05.18: Deal Gets Worse All The Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss resuming war, UAE nuclear attack, cat drones, recipes, music licensing, Drew Carey, The Boys finale, Eurovision, when quitting…
May 18, 2026·28m
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2026.05.15: Hadoukened When I Should Have Shoryukened
Burnie and Ashley discuss Subnautica 2, Steam numbers, call of the void, Spotify update, Audible update, update to Princeton, update to Fed Chair, Hantavirus…
May 15, 2026·35m
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2026.05.14: SATs ACTs & GPAs
Burnie and Ashley discuss animal sense, SATs, ACTs, GPAs, Mush's diet, US reading recession, Red Rising, modern Harry Potters, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt…
May 14, 2026·37m
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2026.05.13: An Independent Fort Worth
Burnie and Ashley discuss DCC8, Subnautica 2, Early Access, japanimations vs anime, personal mechs, crowdfunding the future, Waymo recall, San Antonio, Fort…
May 13, 2026·35m
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2026.05.12: Irish Maligned
Burnie and Ashley discuss Irish Goodbyes, wedding farewells, gaming injuries, kids bypassing age verification, moustache fingers, Denver airport accident…
May 12, 2026·31m
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2026.05.11: Never Say Goodbye bye bye
Burnie and Ashley discuss music clarifications, British goodbyes, finding streaming dates, annoying tech obfuscation, Project Hail Mary streaming dates…
May 11, 2026·38m
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2026.05.08: Inspiring No Names
Burnie and Ashley discuss Civilization VII, videogame auteurs, Daikatana, Sim City, King of the Kill, most influential games no one plays, Slay The Spire…
May 8, 2026·30m
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2026.05.07: German Guy Gets It Done
Burnie and Ashley discuss robot lounger etiquette, Oregon Trail 2026, reserving parking spaces, accepting the unacceptable, Sunbautica 2, GTA VI, ultra-hype…
May 7, 2026·32m
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2026.05.06: Not Financial Advice
Burnie and Ashley discuss serving concern, UK vs US POS habits, debit cards, credit cards, and getting the full financial picture.
May 6, 2026·26m
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2026.05.05: Pam Ruins Everything
Burnie and Ashley discuss free drinks, voicemails, early lessons, The Prisoner Problem, Steam Controllers, scalpers, weird product promotions, finding the…
May 5, 2026·35m
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2026.05.04: The Free Refills Era
Burnie and Ashley don't discuss Star Wars, do discuss Spirit Airlines shutting down, Hantavirus, Gamestop bids on eBay, Jeeves resigns, Free Refills on…
May 4, 2026·41m
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2026.05.01: For Whom The Barnacle Dongs
Burnie and Ashley discussGregor's impact, Leap Day freebies, Atomfall, BBC shows, derp face, Xbox hope, big screen, 360 faceplates, birthdays, and the Add To…
May 1, 2026·33m
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2026.04.30: Leaving No Trace
Burnie and Ashley discuss neatness etiquette, hotel routines, a-hole culture, SIM walkie talkies, voicemails, someone else is working on it, and Supreme Court…
Apr 30, 2026·30m