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Morning Somewhere
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
Morning Somewhere2024.03.26: Bookworms
Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Aberdeen, old bookstores, letting one person in the couple navigate and the new Ghostbusters movie. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.25 Need To Know Basis
Burnie and Ashley discuss some heavy world events, Vinnie Jones, cartoon X-men and our need to know everything, all the time.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.22 The Great Wall of Garden
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, discuss the US vs Apple lawsuit and discuss misdirectional trailers. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.21: Watchlist
Burnie and Ashley discuss items on their media backlog, Ghostbusters, crazy coincidences and life before the pause button. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.20: Million Dollar Butts
Burnie and Ashley pose a hyopthetical to the listeners, discuss one of their favorite old videos and working from home, wherever that is. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.19: International Relations
Burnie and Ashley just make up countries, talk about population in China and discuss the latest developments that may cause you to wipe your PC.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.18: Wind Powered Podcast
Burnie and Ashley discuss the newest invention in maritime travel, Greta Thunberg backing up her trash talk and political assassinations in the gig economy…
Morning Somewhere2024.03.15: Decentralized Shame
Burnie and Ashley talk the Ides of March, Chinese jaywalking and outsourcing all those pesky Tech CEO jobs that Millenials don't want to do.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.14: Fellow Kids
Burnie and Ashley discuss high school movies, thought experiments vs quick answers and the congressional ban on TikTok.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.13: Ignorance Is Bliss
Burnie and Ashley discuss second screen surgeries, doing it themselves and yelling at inanimate objects. The producers of Morning Somewhere are happy to…
Morning Somewhere2024.03.12: Conceptual
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple car, concepts that never made it to market and photoshopping royalty. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.11: Right To Bear Arm
Burnie and Ashley discuss big stars, missing princesses and the new Mario announcement.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.08: Accidental Cow
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fallout Trailer, lambing season, Jake Paul's inevitable death and follow ups for the week.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.07: All Good Things
Burnie and Ashley talk about two things. You can probably guess the second one.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.06: Morning Someone with Barbara Dunkelman
Burnie and long-time friend Barbara Dunkelman sit down to discuss Barbie at the Oscars, growing up with Rooster Teeth, and chilly whisky warehouses.Support the…
Morning Somewhere2024.03.05: Criminal Geniuses
Burnie and Ashley podcast about shows about podcasts about murder, Tron, and the steep price of doing business.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.04: Big Dumb Faces
Burnie and Ashley make funny faces in between talking about Hifi Rush, Spaceman on Netflix and the upgraded stock market. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.03.01: Wonked
Burnie and Ashley discuss the not-Willy-Wonka event in Glasgow, Alan Ritchson's mac and cheese caper, and follow ups on the week's events.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.29: Climate Change Is Your Fault
Burnie and Ashley discuss Taken, tokens and tik tok. Exxon says climate is actually kind of your fault if you think about it. Liam Neeson moves to comedy. And…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.28: Tape Leg
Burnie and Ashley take a morbid turn as they discuss population collapse, murder on the high seas, executions, self-immolation, and Strongbad.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.27: Splitting a £1 Note?
Burnie and Ashley discuss Bitcoin's overnight spike, US post office legends, money matters, laugh tracks, and getting dressed with style.Notes: Ashley does…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.26: Cyber Flavored
Burnie and Ashley discuss popular potato snacks, Cybertruck flipping penalties, streaming profits and going back to the moon.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.23: All Dogs Go To Investigation
Burnie and Ashley follow up on earlier discussions from the week, talk Reddit's IPO filing, premium accounts, broken AI image generators, and old dogs.Support…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.22: Poisoning The Well
Burnie and Ashley talk about the Borderlands trailer, Avengers 5, the introduction of the term "superhero fatigue", and a twelve minute story about buying a…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.21: Borderland Personalities
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Borderland casting announcement, the biggest spoiler ever told, and the coolest job in all of video games. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.20: Inflated
Burnie and Ashley discuss All Time Highs, the NBA All Star Game and grocery store prices in the UK vs the US. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.19: Fourgotten
Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's shifting marketing, the lowest rated comic movie franchise, and a very relevant entry in the history of unreleased…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.16: Followup 4iday
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and talk about the Xbox announcement and the debut of Sora, OpenAI's insane new video tool. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.15: Fantastic Forecasting
Burnie and Ashley at the movies. They talk Argylle, Fantastic 4 casting, Madame Web and the Matthew Vaughn-verse. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.14: Climate Reroll
Burnie and Ashley discuss the random nature of climate change, reuniting in Scotland, American peanut butter and literal travel horror stories. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.13: Written Off
Burnie & Ashley discuss the videos that made YouTube popular, the myth of plastic recycling, and the fate of Coyote vs ACME.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.12: Grid Ironed
Burnie and Ashley discuss people who are way too into Subway, Jon Stewart's return and that game that was played this weekend.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.02.09: Halo, World
Burnie and Ashley shame themselves for misreporting a story yesterday, then immediately bounce back to follow up on the week and discuss all things…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.08: Tour Guise
Burnie & Ashley share internet knowledge to make us all dumber (and smarter!) as they discuss Sydney Sweeney's tour credentials, now-certified-false attack…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.07: Putting the Ex in Exclusives
Burnie and Ashley talk about not knowing who is the lead actress in Madame Web, Venom's face, Exxon profits, and Microsoft abandoning the idea of exclusives…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.06: Virtual Prostates
Burnie and Ashley discuss their abdication plans, remotely explore Royal prostates and discuss the implications of life behind a pair of an Apple Vision Pro…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.05: Renewed
Burnie & Ashley discuss our current place in the tolerance cycle, the internet’s path to SNL and the stunning conclusion to the greatest primate adventure in…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.02: Morning Someone with Eric Vespe
Join Burnie as he interviews an old friend who just happens to be one of the most prolific interviewers in the entertainment industry. No pressure. Meanwhile…
Morning Somewhere2024.02.01: Super Swift
Burnie and Ashley discuss people discussing people who are discussing Taylor Swift, sweet tea and baby sherpas.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.31: Rock Out With Macaque Out
Burnie and Ashley debate kitchen dynamics, pondering what it would take to put a chip in your brain and wild Macaques in your area that want to meet…
Morning Somewhere2024.01.30 What is the U for?
In a radical departure from traditional podcast formats, Burnie and Ashley discuss travel days and grouse about Apple products.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.29: Cat Passports
Burnie and Ashley discuss tomorrow's debut on Apple Podcasts, pet passports, Pokemon threats, and travel stories.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.26: Deep Fried Apples
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple Podcasts release date, quick bars, super bars, honesty boxes, and deep frying all of the above.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.25: Snack Police
Burnie and Ashley use their listening audience for free marriage counselling. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.24: Take This Job & Compress It
Burnie & Ashley talk EGOTs, Oscar controversies, milking the Star Wars franchise, WWE deals and AI quiet quitting.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.23: The Patch 2024
Burnie reluctantly lets Ashley talk about videogames for 21 minutes and 43 seconds. Plus PAL WORLD. Hey, search engines! We are talking about PAL WORLD. It's…
Morning Somewhere2024.01.22: Silver Meddling
Burnie & Ashley discuss the philosophy of Coming Soon, the Sports Illustrated layoffs, Silver Medal syndrome and using fake accounts to take down the…
Morning Somewhere2024.01.19: Housekeeping
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, while discussing the alleged Reddit IPO, popularity vs loyalty and yet another Walking Dead series. PLUS STATS!Support…
Morning Somewhere2024.01.18: Pirate Radio
Burnie and Ashley celebrate Burnie's birthday by playing pirate radio station, discussing the economics of lava flows and checking themselves out one last…
Morning Somewhere2024.01.17: Allegedly Cancelled
Burnie and Ashley discuss all thing allegedly Halo, streaming records and a healthy dose of human mortality in the face of infinite time.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.16: Feeding The Trolls
Burnie and Ashley talk about the decline of search, plastic surgery, patent lawsuits, and the meaning of the word troll.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.15: We Can See You
Burnie and Ashley discuss camera & mircophones everywhere, snow days, Barbie speeches and what it means to be in public.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.12: Night Of The Living Comedian
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and discuss the bizarre trend of forcing people to live forever. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.11: Buyer Beware
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Bitcoin ETF, tech layoffs and problems with three bodies.Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.10: Loud Quitting
Burnie and Ashley discuss winter weather, outdoor babies, fahrenheit vs celsius, YouTuber quitters and negotiating with Kindergarteners. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.09: The Terrible Secret of Space
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple Vision, the hunt for plane parts, the X37 space plane and the most shocking revelation of all...Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.08: The Side Falls Off
Ashley and Burnie discuss air calamities, Nick Offerman, The Last of Us, Original Barbies and our increasingly crowded night sky. Support the show
Morning Somewhere2024.01.05: Deepfake Til You Make It
Burnie and Ashley loop back on some topics while the last rays of humanity still shine some light in this dwindling world of AI dominance. It's Friday! Who's…
Morning Somewhere2024.01.04: Amazon Needs More Money
Burnie and Ashley scare the cat while discussing Amazon's new plan for ads, childhood imaginary friends, and trailers for some show about a guy who was in that…
Morning Somewhere2024.01.03: Steamed Roaches
Burnie and Ashley discuss apocalyptic headlines, the Minecraft movie, Steam Awards, monopolies, and Australia's hottest. Support the show