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Morning Somewhere
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
- Morning Somewhere
2024.06.18: Three Three Bodies
Burnie and Ashley discuss AI powered sexbots, the best narrators, Vine nostalgia, and Brits drinking Germany dry. Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.17: Killjoy Kidneys
Burnie and Ashley discuss Euro 2024, space kidneys, Inside Out 2, and our homogenous car future. Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.14: The Spice Must Go
Burnie and Ashley discuss the debut of The Boys Season 4, Denmark's low spice tolerance, and Taylor Swift's Kaiju Era.Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.13: Been Here For Years
Burnie and Ashley discuss their heartfelt reunion, Burnie's worst plane turbulence, Sony buying Alamo Drafthouse, and a Summer Games Fest wrap up. Support our…
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2024.06.12: Surge Charge Your Phone
Burnie and Scott discuss all the latest media, shipping a boat load of coins, and the ever evolving impacts of data harvesting. Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.11: Sunshine In My Pocket
Burnie and return guest Gavin Free discuss sunning your bum, naming new projects, and taking a few trips down memory lane.Bonus five minute clip on our…
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2024.06.10: Return Of The Matt
Burnie welcomes Matt Hullum to the podcast. They discuss bad apartments, bad food, and bad decisions in general. Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.07: Squirrelly
Burnie sits down with his long-time friend Scott Fuller to get a mathematician's take on Terryology and dive into his top 3 fringe theories that definitely…
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2024.06.06: On Goes Frasier
Burnie sits down with Special Guest Becca Frasier on this edition of Morning Someone. Becca talks about her life growing up on the Texas/Mexico border…
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2024.06.04: One Eyed Wunderkind
Burnie and his special guest discuss Pixar's plan, giving ourselves ulcers, and a certain one-eyed monster that may or may not have directed The Matrix…
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2024.06.03: Crime Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss record scrubbings, Mike Tyson's ulcer, misattributed Nintendo quotes, and doing the time while doing the crime. Support our podcast…
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2024.05.31: Stepbros & Techbros
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, add a few thumbs, talk about the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, and reminisce about their favorite brother/sister ships…
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2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems
Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.29: Avocado Ghost
Burnie and Ashley discuss our declining spiritual heritage, financial domination, AI ghosts, and the 221 year locust plague. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.28: C Minus A Equals Bees
Burnie and Ashley discuss Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern…
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2024.05.27: Dogs on a Plane
Burnie and Ashley discuss the differences in UK/US military remembrances, the dismal state of movie theaters, and taking your dog everywhere. Support our…
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2024.05.24: The Console War Has Ended
Burnie and Ashley discuss the original console war, the NCAA multi-billion dollar settlement, and follow up on the week. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.23: That's Mister Soleil To You
Burnie and Ashley discuss the un-Olympics, channeling Donald Glover, Xmen 97, Scotch Whisky, and staying in the barrel until its time to come out. Support our…
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2024.05.22: Creative Title
Burnie and Ashley discuss turbulence, plane stories, and the Victorian shenanigans of Bridgerton. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.21 Our Cousin Gro[n]k Era
Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time. Support our…
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2024.05.20: Furyousted
Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap…
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2024.05.17: Gerald of Riverside
Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode
Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on.Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation…
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2024.05.14: Sexless Bumble
Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.13: Out Of Your Element
Burnie and Ashley discuss New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.10: Established 1898
Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top…
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2024.05.09: We Have A Legal Contract
Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they…
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2024.05.08: Let's Sue America
Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the…
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2024.05.07: Zendaya Zerged My Cloudsong
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.06: An End To Shrimp
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food. Support our podcast at…
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2024.05.03: Doing a Runner
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, share their surprise animal husbandry and discuss getting caught criming. Want to support the podcast and maybe get a…
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2024.05.02: Heisty
Burnie and Ashley discuss being late to set, the era of clickbait on Netflix, the death of theatrical documentaries, and being a type that heists. Support our…
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2024.05.01: How I Met Your Co-host
Burnie and Ashley delve into their personal origin story. TW: Gamma RadiationSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
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2024.04.30: Leave Britney Alone
Burnie and Ashley discuss internet outliers, robot furries, telepathic meatballs, and putting cryptocurrency products in your brain. Support our podcast at…
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2024.04.29: Morning Someone with Gavin Free
Burnie sits down with Gavin Free in extreme slow-mo to discuss inner monologues, the art of personal hygiene, and cultural adjustments.Support this podcast and…
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2024.04.26: Neutralized
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, discuss the Fallout 4 update and welcome the return of Net Neutrality. Support our podcast at…
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2024.04.25: The World According To Mush
Burnie and Ashley discuss horses gone wild, human night vision, our robotic future, and retro television.Support our podcast at…
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2024.04.24: A Snaggle of Topics
Burnie and Ashley discuss Severance Season 2, urban legends becoming canon, and a murder of topics on today's show. Support our podcast at…
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2024.04.23: Losing Mojo
Burnie and Ashley talk about the new Deadpool & Wolverine trailer, box office decline in April, and lots of other geeky news today.Support our podcast at…
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2024.04.22: Keeping It Tight
Burnie and Ashley discuss fit older ladies, games that play themselves, and the sudden loss of their favorite drink. Hey! Want to support this podcast? If so…
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2024.04.19: The Artist Formerly Known As Ogilvie
Burnie and Ashley follow up on retired robots, the Fallout series, Tarantino changing direction and then dox a bunch of Sonic characters. Support our Patreon…
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2024.04.18: Smoke Up, Kids
Burnie and Ashley (and JD) discuss the UK smoking ban, Star Control 2's spiritual successor, charging for X, and what the youths are up to.00:00 Intro04:26 JD…
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2024.04.17: Doing God's Work
Burnie and Ashley discuss robotic stuntpeople, flooding, Sylvester Stallone's alleged misbehavior, evil government picking on poor Ticketmaster, and macaque…
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2024.04.16: Sex on Sticks
Burnie and Ashley discuss Sonic casting news, old consoles, the Rust armorer sentencing, DIY delays, and the weird childhood bookends for some Gen…
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2024.04.15: Hidden Gems
Burnie and Ashley talk about a hidden gem of Austin creativity, SNL's successful YouTube strategy, a billionaire death sentence, and finally giving up the goth…
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2024.04.12: Staying Ahead of the Wind
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, talk about Robert Downey Jr's potential return as Iron Man, and Burnie shares his thoughts about seeing Civil War…
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2024.04.11: Eat Your Fears
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fallout series (no spoilers), eating as a form of exposure therapy, Irn Bru, and the Scottish Highland Games.Please support us on…
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2024.04.10: Codependency
Burnie and Ashley thank everyone for their amazing Patreon support, talk Joker Part 2, Civil War, and Kit Harrington's un-updates. Support this podcast at…
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2024.04.09 Family Business
Burnie and Ashley discuss their new Patreon, Robotaxis, creepy Appalachian tales, and then go for a quick jog across the entirety of Africa.Support us at…
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2024.04.08: Cloudy with a Chance of Eclipse
Burnie and Ashley discuss the eclipse, fighting clouds, freak weather phenomena, Disney crackdowns, and the Northern Lights in Scotland. Support the show
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2024.04.05: Silver Surf-her
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week while travelling in Edinburgh, discuss Julia Garner as the Silver Surfer and give a heads up on future developments…
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2024.04.04: Load the Jump Program
Burnie and Ashley rank the Matrix movies and discuss sneaky f-bombs, activist investing, and Disney AdultingSupport the show
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2024.04.03 Lambs On The Lam
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's late night lamb adventure, Netflix peeping on your Facebook, and Seinfeld's directorial debut.Support the show
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2024.04.02: Power Balls
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Powerball, Reddit IPO, common law marriages and the closing of the Tropicana in Las Vegas.Support the show
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2024.04.01: Fool Me Can't Get Fooled Again
Burnie and Ashley discuss the fooliest of days, the biggest foolings, and the shockingly bizarre method by which Easter's date is determined each year. Support…
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2024.03.29: Better Call Sol
Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and discuss the SBF sentencing, Scottish elephants, the Red vs Blue trailer, and manly musical acts.Support the show
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2024.03.28: Wilding
Burnie and Ashley discuss the legendary Scottish Wildcat, Baltimore updates, Tyson odds and what it means to win the lottery. Support the show
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2024.03.27: Transporting
Burnie and Ashley discuss the awful news from Baltimore, past disasters and a general transportation news round up. Support the show