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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns · en · 726 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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  2026.04.29: Splitting Gs

  Burnie and Ashley return from day off to discuss trip to Ireland, cheat day, the new Steam controller, Hades, controller pickiness, Playstation DRM, Burnie's…

  Apr 29, 2026·37m
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  2026.04.27: Good Run All Around

  Burnie and Ashley discuss 700 episodes of Morning Somewhere, unique titles, Gen V cancellation, new spin-offs, world building, easy pivots, Super Troopers 3…

  Apr 27, 2026·29m
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  2026.04.24: Roar Shark Test

  Burnie and Ashley discuss wall phones, phone colors, Escape From New York, Kurt Russell, tasting Houston, UK generational smoking ban, Bad News Bears, Bone…

  Apr 24, 2026·38m
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  2026.04.23: Reference Nudes

  Burnie and Ashley discuss taking photos, social media names, Anthropic Mythos leak, biggest tech heist, deleting the group chat, YouTube deepfake tools…

  Apr 23, 2026·35m
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  2026.04.22: The World Share

  Burnie and Ashley disucss Youtube, fight or flight, stubborn streaks, ceased ceasedfires, Prego joins the Big Brother club, gmail kid hack, and talking to the…

  Apr 22, 2026·23m
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  2026.04.21: Turtles All The Way Down

  Burnie and Ashley discuss unitless scales, weird animals, Bowser poll results, push to talk, wifi landlines, Tim Cook resignation, fluorescent iMacs, VW…

  Apr 21, 2026·28m
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  2026.04.20: Our Anti-Science Era

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Monty Pyhton, cease fire theter, anti-paleontology rhetoric, Richter units, Bowser heritage, arch support, BAFTA games, Expedition…

  Apr 20, 2026·27m
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  2026.04.17: Always Chasing Life

  Burnie and Ashley discuss apologies for yesterday, running the gauntlet, Allbirds follow up, Europe six weeks of jet fuel left, Ticketmaster monopoly…

  Apr 17, 2026·27m
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  2026.04.16: Theater of War

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Allbirds, the pivot to AI, valuation unpacking, Avatar leaks, Marvel layoffs, Chinese soft blockades, Sierra Madre, cyanida fish…

  Apr 16, 2026·26m
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  2026.04.15: Let's Talk About The Moon

  Burnie and Ashley upcoming Artemis missions, the Marvel End Credits Cinematic Multiverse, Rockstar leak, Disney summer releases, their home network issues…

  Apr 15, 2026·27m
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  2026.04.14: Missed Information

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Tax Day, scathing voice mails, elderly tech support, debunking urban legends, desktop wifi, troubleshooting, Bitcoin as a fear…

  Apr 14, 2026·25m
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  2026.04.13: Found Family Plan

  Burnie and Ashley discuss long term relationships, Houston sports, treadmill gaming, family plans, Duolingo, pawn shop economics, paintball, military drafting…

  Apr 13, 2026·31m
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  2026.04.10: All The Free Games

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Irish twins, gestation periods, Sims logic, gamertag value, giving up the inverted life, free games in sales platforms, platinum…

  Apr 10, 2026·28m
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  2026.04.09: Retention Problems

  Burnie and Ashley discuss bike riding, the Run To Dallas, walking it off, modern health discussions, Boys Season 5, retention problems, cliffhangers, and…

  Apr 9, 2026·28m
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  2026.04.08: Fidelity Plateau

  Burnie and Ashley discuss cat's opinions of people, dog culture, Scottish social media, vines from the 1950's, graphics plateaus, Bone Temple, Wireless fest…

  Apr 8, 2026·26m
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  2026.04.07: Weaponized Peacocking

  Burnie and Ashley talk about lunar records, lush Spring days, shouting at birds, peacocking, military floor routines, marching out of step, walking abreast, K…

  Apr 7, 2026·27m
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  2026.04.06: 90 Minute Post Credit Scene

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Super Mario Galaxy, Easter Sunday, the cost of cinema, Sponsor updates, gas prices, bankable voice roles, Vin Diesel, Groot, the PCU…

  Apr 6, 2026·26m
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  2026.04.03: Public Math

  Burnie and Ashley discuss CICO, calorie gifts, binge eating, fitness goals, fresh eggs, email in space, Overcooked lore, Pokopia, difficulty settings, Claude…

  Apr 3, 2026·30m
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  2026.04.02: Prepper's Amazon Cart

  Burnie and Ashley discuss teaching kids about important moments, public math, prepping via Amazon cart, Indonesian earthquakes, San Francisco, reverse parking…

  Apr 2, 2026·28m
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  2026.04.01: To The Moon

  Burnie and Ashley discuss urban legends, unchecked misinformation, price matching, how much DOES a banana cost, Artemis II, time zones, the presidential…

  Apr 1, 2026·28m
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  2026.03.31: Stimulus Response

  Burnie and Ashley discuss fuel prices, mathematical bases, cost comparisons with the UK, stimulus reactions, Lego stories, Smart Bricks, NCAA updates, and…

  Mar 31, 2026·25m
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  2026.03.30: Just Too Much

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Consoel prices, RAM prices, mute astronauts, AI performance issues, and sports seasons.

  Mar 30, 2026·22m
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  2026.03.27: The Barber Paradigm

  Burnie and Ashley discuss modern kids, Epic Games layoffs, bro dramas, Fortnite birthdays, God of War Ragnarok, media as a product of its time, price increases…

  Mar 27, 2026·27m
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  2026.03.26: That Book Smell

  Burnie and Ashley discuss least favorite gaming mechanics, new difficulties, economical entertainment, nostalgic smells, dry counties, stuff we like, and…

  Mar 26, 2026·26m
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  2026.03.25: Lion In Court

  Burnie and Ashley discuss the Lion King lawsuit, damages, retainer fees, Sora shutdown, Disney's AI exit, Ninja Mixing, Ninja Switch 2 batteries, TSA lines…

  Mar 25, 2026·23m
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  2026.03.24: Upright Position

  Burnie and Ashley discuss 10 year looks, relationship roles, planning to escape, Laguardia updates, plane recline debate, zipper merging, go rounds, iPhone…

  Mar 24, 2026·32m
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  2026.03.23: Juggle Who

  Burnie and Ashley disuss their weekend, the NCAA Sweet 16, upsets, global markets, exotic foods, Instagram recipes, medium vinegar, tech layoffs, Juggalo…

  Mar 23, 2026·26m
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  2026.03.20: Level Collapse

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Dungeon Crawler Carl Live, Edinburgh, healthy boundaries, American brands, Texas BBQ, Wheel of Time, Arcane, Masters of Universe…

  Mar 20, 2026·31m
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  2026.03.19: Slop All The Way Down

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Spiderman Brand New Day, Subnautica 2, delusional humans, hallucinating AI, human slop, Dotcom II, and the water bottle era.

  Mar 19, 2026·27m
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  2026.03.18: Uncannie Vallie

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Oscar's In Memoriam, DLSS5, Nvidia, post processing, remastering, man vs technology, visual rejection, and rage baiting.

  Mar 18, 2026·25m
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  2026.03.17: Butter Runnin'

  Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's CEO, Mega 64, NCAA tournament, Canberra civil planning, Austin's river streets, Iranian futbal teams, more NCAA news…

  Mar 17, 2026·30m
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  2026.03.16 Patrick's Eve

  Burnie and Ashley talk about Saint Patrick's Day, Six Nations Rugby, Oscar roundup, Paul Thomas Anderson, Project Hail Mary, Austin airport, Austin geography…

  Mar 16, 2026·30m
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  2026.03.13: Of Its Time

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Bam Adebayo, scoring records, Artemis cancellation, War Machine, Alan Ritchson, Timothee Chalamet, Ethan Hawke, Before Sunrise, and…

  Mar 13, 2026·25m
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  2026.03.12: Labubu Strays

  Burnie and Ashley about halftime chatter, Nintendo key card follow up, performance vs sentiment, Hogwarts Legacy, Valve's gambling lawsuit, Labubu strays…

  Mar 12, 2026·27m
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  2026.03.11 The Fried Dough Debate

  Burnie and Ashley discuss the Rooster Teeth App closed beta, fried dough debates, viral recipes, Heated Rivalry, and male spaces. To link your Patreon account…

  Mar 11, 2026·20m
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  2026.03.10: Crowns For Horses

  Burnie and Ashley discuss rugby, Six Nations, Scotland's possible Triple Crown, sad injuries, Iran's new supreme leader, Disney is a churro company, pastry…

  Mar 10, 2026·23m
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  2026.03.09: Pokisode

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Pokopia. Lord of The Rings, Amazing Race, Doom, evil technology, and jury duty.

  Mar 9, 2026·24m
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  2026.03.06: Inside Names

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Scottish traffic, potholes, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, over-hype, IGN, Pokeopia, Days Gone, and more.

  Mar 6, 2026·29m
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  2026.03.05: Apocaparalysis

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Project Hail Mary, imagined characters fading away, Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie, paralysis via apocalypse, the plan in Iran…

  Mar 5, 2026·26m
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  2026.03.04: Butterfingers

  Burnie and Ashley discuss gold follow ups, insane collectibles, Paramount's junk status, GoT, Korea's slippery fingers, screen sharing mishaps, God of War…

  Mar 4, 2026·31m
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  2026.03.03: SpiceCoin

  Burnie and Ashley discuss the Criterion Collection, Gordon McPhail, Kpop Demon Hunters, laserdiscs, Armageddon, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, Stepbros…

  Mar 3, 2026·23m
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  2026.03.02: Doublespeakin'

  Burnie and Ashley discuss 1984, Israel/US joint operation, what is a war, Anthropic defeying the Pentagon, Nintendo digital keys, archives going offline, Red…

  Mar 2, 2026·31m
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  2026.02.27: Gardeners Wanted

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Pakistan/Afghanistan, Warner/Paramount, Breaking Bad/Game of Thrones, Block layoffs, Jack Dorsey, and getting ready for a storm.

  Feb 27, 2026·26m
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  2026.02.26: Stacking Wins

  Burnie and Ashley discuss getting out of the house, small wins, upcoming beta tests, frying pan maintenance, chain mail scrubs, proxy finishing a series…

  Feb 26, 2026·25m
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  2026.02.25: Shake Ups

  Burnie and Ashley discuss age verification solutions, Innerspace, Xbox changes, and more.

  Feb 25, 2026·24m
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  2026.02.24: Mom Went Out For Cocaine

  Burnie and Ashley discuss State of the Union preview, Mexico submarine, Predator Badlands, Hulu/Disney, Audible's new service, Mom reappears 24 years later…

  Feb 24, 2026·22m
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  2026.02.23: Consolation Prides

  Burnie and Ashley discuss when the better team loses, Consolation prizes, high sticking, sports injuries, Clint Malarchuk, cartel battles in Mexico, airline…

  Feb 23, 2026·29m
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  2026.02.20: Poketopia

  Burnie and Ashley discuss UK Epstein arrests, Olympics, pressure, Pokemon sales, Pokemon legal troubles, and peak collectibles.

  Feb 20, 2026·26m
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  2026.02.19: Genetic Honeypot

  Burnie and Ashley discuss name changes, maiden names, passports, Olympic genetics, Instagram trial, social media bans, peanut butter cup drama, and responding…

  Feb 19, 2026·27m
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  2026.02.18: Not The Luge

  Burnie and Ashley discuss updating firmware, guessing without going over, popularity of Winter Olympics, medal count, Great Britain, 28 Years Later possible…

  Feb 18, 2026·31m
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  2026.02.17: Seeded

  Burnie and Ashley keep the streak alive.

  Feb 17, 2026·17m
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  2026.02.16: Fingered Hog Lines

  Burnie and Ashley discuss curling controversies, Canadian anger, British holidays vs American vacations, Six Nations Rugby, Ashley's thaw, travelling with…

  Feb 16, 2026·25m
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  2026.02.13: All Valen's Eve

  Burnie and Ashley discuss a perfect Valentine's Day gift, Olympic relationship drama, curling, curling stones, Epstein, Highguard layoffs, ten year dev cycles…

  Feb 13, 2026·19m
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  2026.02.12: Drone Adjacent

  Burnie and Ashley discuss I-5 commuters, hypocritical driving, nuance dogpiles, lazy touchscreens, El Paso airspace, anti-drone weapons, curse jokes, James Van…

  Feb 12, 2026·21m
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  2026.02.11: Discordant

  Burnie and Ashley discuss financial alien warnings, toddler energy, Discord drama, teen by default, TUCOWS, old school apps, mIRC, pre-investment sanitation…

  Feb 11, 2026·27m
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  2026.02.10: Savoring Anticipation

  Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic records, call for questions, the Dream Team, momentary records, World Record Holders, Burnie's Two World Records, knocking…

  Feb 10, 2026·28m
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  2026.02.09: Bowling For Dollars

  Burnie and Ashley discuss the Super Bowl, Super Bowl commercials, kids being commercial-free, Super Bowl movie trailers, and more.

  Feb 9, 2026·32m
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  2026.02.06: Standardized Crotches

  Burnie and Ashley discuss perfect months, Olympic flaps, luggage weight, Lego Haily Mary, showing kids old stuff, Dispatch censorship, Dungeon Crawler Carl…

  Feb 6, 2026·29m
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  2026.02.05: Rumored By AMD

  Burnie and Ashley discuss new Xbox rumors, generational cycles, bad names, bifurcated consoles, Steam hardware delays, Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Celtic…

  Feb 5, 2026·20m
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  2026.02.04: Disney Adulting

  Burnie and Ashley discuss driving in Scotland, traffic trains, sheep commuters, Disney changes, who owned Marvel, beaver dams, beaver tails, hippo fighting…

  Feb 4, 2026·29m