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The Rob Carson Show
Live broadcast of Newsmax Radio's nationally syndicated "Rob Carson Show" on talk radio. The Rob Carson Show is a humorous and insightful discussion of politics, news and culture. The show features top notch guests, commentary and parody. Carson wrote comedy for The Rush Limbaugh Show for over 20 years and like Rush, has a background in music radio so he is focused on entertaining as well as informing his audience.
Episodes
- The Rob Carson Show
Scandal at Home, Strategy Abroad
-Congress gets compared to a workplace that skips HR training but somehow keeps a taxpayer-funded hush money fund. -Fauci gets invited to give a graduation…
- The Rob Carson Show
Capitol Chaos: When the Swamp Turns on Itself
-Washington, D.C. is apparently less “House of Representatives” and more “House of Horrors,” as scandal after scandal explodes all at once. -Eric Swalwell goes…
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Joy vs. Chaos: Patriotism Rises While Globalists Panic
-Carson declares a nationwide strategy of “overwhelming the left with joy,” basically turning patriotism into a full-contact sport -Brigadier General Blaine…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump’s Iran Checkmate & Swalwell’s Meltdown
-Trump skips bombs and goes straight to “economic chokehold,” leaving Iran with the geopolitical equivalent of “no soup for you." -Eric Swalwell’s career…
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All In, All Out: Trump’s Iran Strategy Meets America on Display
-Trump flips the script on Iran by launching a full port blockade, prompting Carson to summarize diplomacy as: “you get nothing.” -A relaxing metro ride turns…
- The Rob Carson Show
Concert Rants, Cancel Culture & Cat Lady Chaos
-ICE, immigration, and local politics get the full rant treatment, with Rob declaring outrage levels somewhere between “fed up” and “ballot box revolution.”…
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Winning, Whining, and Woke Weirdness
-Rob celebrates “winning” with deportations, court victories, and Tucker Carlson’s popularity taking a nosedive faster than a bad Google Maps rating. -On the…
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From Iran Tensions to Cage Match Nonsense
-Rob confidently predicts Iran negotiations go nowhere… and translates diplomacy into “boom-boom” foreign policy analysis -Hunter Biden challenges the Trump…
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Fries, Fear, and Federal Waste
-The media gets roasted for allegedly echoing foreign propaganda, while politicians are accused of auditioning for “Worst Talking Point Delivery.” -Rob…
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Epic Fury vs. Fake News
-Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones get verbally launched into orbit for suggesting the military ignore Trump—prompting the show to question whether common sense…
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Ceasefire Chaos & Combover Conspiracies
-The media gets roasted for allegedly copy-pasting Iran’s “10-point plan,” while politicians get nicknamed based on their hairstyles and talking points…
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Hot Takes from Kaitlin Bennett & the Strait of Hormuz
-Democrats are currently “fact-checking” U.S. military success using… Iranian press releases. Bold strategy. -Newsmax Hotline Guest: Kaitlin Bennett of Liberty…
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Popcorn Dreams Delayed: Rob’s Bridge & Power Plant Day Gets Ceasefired
-Clayton Fuller steamrolls the Georgia special election with Trump’s blessing, booting Marjorie Taylor Greene back to the gym for tractor-tire flips while the…
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From Virginia Meltdown to Alien Showdowns
-Virginia Governor Abigail “Spamburger” takes a polling nosedive after campaigning as a moderate and governing like a plot twist, leaving voters wondering if…
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Space Glory & Earthly Nonsense: The News Cycle That Broke the Left
-Carson covers everything from alleged political scandals to UFOs and James Carville’s apparent meltdown—because when the news gets weird, this show gets…
- The Rob Carson Show
Iran’s 20-Hour Ultimatum Meets Reality
-Iran claims it’s winning the war… despite having its military turned into a historical exhibit, prompting jokes about “serious hashish” usage in Tehran…
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Iran’s Spy-in-Chief Gets the F-Bomb (and Real Bombs)
-Rob pumps his fist as U.S. and Israeli forces turn Iran’s number-two IRGC spymaster into pink mist during Operation Epic Fury, while Democrats clutch pearls…
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Profanity, Patriotism, and a Very Rob Carson Monday
-Dr. Oz’s fraud comments send Rob into full outrage mode, as California government waste starts sounding less like mismanagement and more like a group project…
- The Rob Carson Show
Faith, Fighters, and the Far Side of the Moon
-The media clutches its pearls over Trump’s language, while Rob basically says everyone has heard worse from a parent assembling IKEA furniture. -Newsmax White…
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Good Friday Reality Check: Billions Missing, Sanity Optional
-Rob declares Good Friday energy is strong, churches are packed, and evil is losing— while California somehow still manages to lose billions with Olympic-level…
- The Rob Carson Show
Moonshots & Miracles: America’s Big Week Gets Bigger
-Rob celebrates America’s tech future: robots are about to do chores, space travel is becoming casual, and William Shatner already beat everyone to orbit…
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Good Friday, Great Wins
-Rob celebrates Good Friday by declaring evil “on its heels,” egg prices miraculously affordable again, and NATO officially on notice—just another casual…
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From Pam Bondi to Planet X
-Rob opens like a man who has run out of patience, demanding indictments, perp walks, and enough accountability to make half of Washington start packing an…
- The Rob Carson Show
Artemis, Accountability, and a King Without a Ballroom
-Rob opens in full patriotic-preacher mode, celebrating Easter week, America’s 250th, and the Artemis launch like the whole country just chugged rocket fuel…
- The Rob Carson Show
Iran, Immigration, and the Great Canadian Weird-Off
-Artemis gets a shoutout, but the real emergency is the toilets breaking, which leads Rob to basically nominate Buccee’s as America’s first official lunar…
- The Rob Carson Show
Protests, Polls, and a Party That Loses the Plot
-Rob spends the hour arguing that the culture war goes so far off the rails, even the Supreme Court has to step in and ask for a map. -Chris Arps joins the…
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Sayonara, NATO! Brigitte Gabriel Unleashed!
-NATO’s support arrives just in time… after everything is already over. Rob compares NATO to friends who love free drinks but vanish when it’s their turn to…
- The Rob Carson Show
From the Moon to Mayhem
-NASA heads back to the moon, possibly to check if we left anything valuable up there the first time. -A headline involving cross-dressing, balloons, and…
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Fraud, Fallout & the Minnesota Mess
-A new whistleblower reward promises cash for exposing corruption—finally making honesty a side hustle. -The “Newsmax hotline” heats up as Liz Collin breaks…
- The Rob Carson Show
Lies, Lunacy & Leftist Logic
-Rob argues Democrats want open borders so badly they’d rather defund enforcement than admit reality exists. -The “Newsmax hotline” lights up as Justine Murray…
- The Rob Carson Show
Epic Fury vs. Epic Foolishness
-Rob celebrates America going back to the moon… and reminds everyone we literally played golf there first. -“No Kings” protesters show up dressed like bananas…
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A Spiritual Wake-Up Call
-Rob opens with a deeply personal moment—finding a mystery mini Bible in his pocket—and concludes God is basically sending him push notifications now. -On the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Free Bird, Free Speech, and Free-for-All Politics
-Rob marvels at a peaceful, protest-free D.C. blasting Free Bird, then immediately pivots to declaring half of Washington “mostly dead” politically. -On the…
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No Kings, No Clue, & No Shame
-Rob hilariously points out that many No Kings protesters can’t explain why they’re protesting… but they’re very passionate about not knowing. -On the Newsmax…
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Mail-In Ballots & the ‘No Kings’ Circus
-Rob declares war on “No Kings” protesters with a tactical plan involving YMCA blasting, bullhorns, and slow-drive trolling. -A courtroom meltdown featuring a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Tampons, Trans Debates, and Total Absurdity
-Mary Walter joins via the Newsmax hotline, turning culture war debates into rapid-fire comedy—especially on gender politics and bizarre legislation. -The…
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From Iran to ICE: Chaos, Comedy, and Conspiracies
-Rob celebrates military success overseas while roasting media narratives that seem stuck in an alternate universe. -Tony Kinnett of The Daily Signal joins to…
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Common Sense Strikes Back (Finally?)
-Rob celebrates the Olympics rediscovering biology, marveling that it only took until 2026 to confirm “if you unzip to check, you’re probably a guy.” -A fraud…
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Planes, Politics & Pandemonium: The DHS Meltdown Hour
-TSA agents juggle unpaid bills, side hustles, and possibly selling plasma—while still expected to smile at airport security lines. -Stephen A. Smith…
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Missiles, Midas Touch & Middle East Mayhem: Carson Unfiltered
-Carson celebrates Iran’s “navy” becoming an accidental underwater museum while breaking down a major targeted strike. -The show detours into $35 bone marrow…
- The Rob Carson Show
Don’t Catch the Stupid: Free Speech Wins and Tampon Politics Fails
-Maryland lawmakers attempt to install tampon machines in men’s stadium bathrooms, prompting Rob to question reality, masculinity, and basic common sense. -On…
- The Rob Carson Show
Birth Certificates, Border Battles, and the Great ICE Freakout
-The “Save Act” debate turns into a national scavenger hunt for documents everyone definitely has but suddenly can’t find. -Guest Fred Fleitz of The America…
- The Rob Carson Show
Ceasefire Talks… After the Smoke Clears
-Iran’s military is getting erased so fast that Rob suggests a Ouija board might be the best way to reach its leadership. -The show pivots from “historic…
- The Rob Carson Show
Crime Falls, Sanity Follows… Not for Everyone
-Memphis crime drops so dramatically it gets compared to the fall of the Berlin Wall—yes, really. -The show closes with a tour of political insanity, featuring…
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Votes, Borders, and the Left’s Reality Problem
-Rob argues proving citizenship to vote is common sense— but apparently a radical idea in 2026. -Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer joins to break down Iran’s internal…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Graceland to Ground War: America Turns the Tables
-The media predicts ICE chaos at airports… and instead gets short lines and zero apocalypse. -Trump visits Graceland, proving foreign policy and Elvis fandom…
- The Rob Carson Show
Gordon Chang Discusses China & Global Tensions
-A discussion on government fraud turns into “everyone’s rich except you,” with Carson ready to personally escort half of Washington to jail. -Gordon Chang…
- The Rob Carson Show
TSA Panic, Politics, and Payback
-The TSA meltdown hits six-hour lines, and suddenly ICE is doing crowd control like it’s the world’s most stressful theme park. -Brig. Gen. (Ret.) Blaine Holt…
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Iran Blinks, Media Panics, and Carson Unloads
-Democrats warn ICE agents will “shoot families at airports,” while Carson suggests maybe everyone just calm down a notch. -Carson declares the war is…
- The Rob Carson Show
Chuck Norris Wisdom, TSA Nightmares, and Hollywood Losing It
-Air travel becomes a dystopian experience where lawmakers skip lines, passengers suffer, and everyone questions why flying is still considered “convenient.”…
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Running Late, Running Injured, But Still Running the Show
-A simple conference call turns into an Olympic event involving traffic, a sprint, a torn hamstring, and ten flights of stairs—because punctuality matters more…
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From Chuck Norris Jokes to Crushing Iran: A Very ‘Normal’ Friday
-Rob kicks off the show mourning Chuck Norris in the only appropriate way: by proving death only won because Chuck allowed it. -Newsmax hotline guest Tony…
- The Rob Carson Show
Butterflies Need Bridges, Apparently
-A $114 million “butterfly and cougar bridge” becomes the unofficial symbol of government spending gone completely off the rails (and possibly unnecessary for…
- The Rob Carson Show
Votes, Fraud, and Freakouts: The System Gets Exposed
-The Save Act debate turns into “Who’s afraid of voter ID?”—and the answer seems very obvious. -On the Newsmax hotline, Theo Wold jumps in to break down voter…
- The Rob Carson Show
100% MAGA, 0% Chill: Carson Unleashed
-Rob celebrates Trump’s “100% approval” like it’s the undefeated Miami Dolphins—except louder and with more sarcasm. -On the Newsmax hotline, Michael Charbon…
- The Rob Carson Show
Media Meltdowns & a Chicago Caller Smackdown
-Rob absolutely dismantles a sneaky caller who tries to bait him—turning the segment into a full-on verbal takedown. -Fred Fleitz, Former NSC Chief of Staff…
- The Rob Carson Show
War, Wonder, and a Virginia Wake-Up Call
-The Iran conflict gets the full Rob Carson treatment—described as wildly successful while Democrats are accused of rooting against Team USA like it’s the…
- The Rob Carson Show
ID Please: Democrats vs. Common Sense
-The show leans hard into voter ID debates, with Rob insisting the only people without ID are— surprise— people who probably shouldn’t be voting. Today’s…
- The Rob Carson Show
Fraud, Filibusters & Freakouts: America’s Mess on Full Display
-The SAVE Act debate turns into a logic demolition derby, where Democrats argue IDs are both impossible to get and somehow already required for everything…
- The Rob Carson Show
From EU Excuses to Cuba Blackouts: Freedom Is Trending
-Cuba’s power grid collapses, and Rob starts planning a celebratory cigar vacation before the lights even flicker back on. -Former Deputy National Security…