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The Rob Carson Show
Live broadcast of Newsmax Radio's nationally syndicated "Rob Carson Show" on talk radio. The Rob Carson Show is a humorous and insightful discussion of politics, news and culture. The show features top notch guests, commentary and parody. Carson wrote comedy for The Rush Limbaugh Show for over 20 years and like Rush, has a background in music radio so he is focused on entertaining as well as informing his audience.
Episodes
- The Rob Carson Show
St. Patrick’s Day Shenanigans & a War of Nerves
-Rob celebrates St. Patrick’s Day by accidentally inventing a “Jewish-Irish fusion holiday” featuring homemade pastrami and a month-long pub crawl takeover…
- The Rob Carson Show
From the Oscars to Socialism: Carson Roasts Hollywood and New York
-The Oscars get a Carson-style review featuring blues music praise, Hollywood eye-rolling, and surprise appreciation for an actress celebrating motherhood on…
- The Rob Carson Show
Firecracker on the Hotline: Brigitte Gabriel Takes on Iran and the Left
-Brigitte Gabriel (ActForAmerica.org) joins and brings enough energy to power the studio while predicting the Iranian regime’s collapse and urging Americans to…
- The Rob Carson Show
Epic Fury & Epic Comedy: Carson Takes On Iran, Protesters, and the Media
-Carson recounts confronting anti-Iran-war protesters in Virginia—including one activist sporting a Ring Pop—while accusing them of being Soros-funded and…
- The Rob Carson Show
Election Integrity and the Return of the Cat Lady Caucus
-The show dives into voter ID debates, where Rob marvels that proving you’re a citizen to vote is apparently controversial—even though you need an ID for…
- The Rob Carson Show
Mary Walter, Phone-Checking Teens, and the Power of Poo-Dar
-On the Newsmax hotline, commentator Mary Walter joins Rob for a free-wheeling chat about everything from phone-obsessed teenagers to the bizarre logic behind…
- The Rob Carson Show
Freaky Friday Fury: ROTC Heroes & Cardboard Ayatollahs
-Rob kicks off Friday by announcing Iran’s missing Supreme Leader might be replaced with a cardboard cutout, noting America basically did the same thing for…
- The Rob Carson Show
Lobster for Soldiers, Tears for Democrats
-Rob Carson kicks off the hour roasting Democrats for their latest outrage: the military serving steak and lobster to deployed troops, which critics somehow…
- The Rob Carson Show
Epic Fury and the Democrats’ Reality Problem
-Carson points out the obvious irony: Democrats say voter ID suppresses voters—yet one lawmaker admits Democrat votes dropped after ID laws passed, which…
- The Rob Carson Show
80/20 America: Voter ID Battles and Canada’s Oil Drama
-Rob Carson argues the country is basically an 80/20 nation, where 80% of Americans agree on common-sense issues like voter ID… and the other 20% somehow run…
- The Rob Carson Show
CNN’s Tehran Travel Guide and NYC Terror Madness
-Rob roasts the media for sympathetic coverage of terrorists, reading a CNN-style description of bomb-throwing suspects like it’s the trailer for a Hallmark…
- The Rob Carson Show
From TSA Chaos to Georgia Politics: The Establishment Gets Roasted
-Rob opens the hour blasting a government funding fight that leaves TSA lines stretching for hours at major airports, suggesting the shutdown drama proves…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump Strikes Iran While Democrats Strike Out
-Rob celebrates the success of Operation “Epic Fury,” arguing the U.S. military is dismantling Iran’s missile program so thoroughly that the regime may have to…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Maricopa to Marxist Mayors: Carson Connects the Dots
-Rob opens by marveling at election “coincidences,” including mysteriously failing voting machines and dead voters who apparently remain committed to civic…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Sleeper Cell Wake-Up Call
-Rob Carson sounds the alarm about terror threats and alleged sleeper cells in the U.S., blasting politicians who claim they’ve never heard the term “sleeper…
- The Rob Carson Show
Trump’s ‘Little Excursion,’ Iran’s Big Problems, and Democrats in Denial
-The administration reports striking over 5,000 targets while Iran barely manages a response, prompting Rob to compare the conflict to the Harlem Globetrotters…
- The Rob Carson Show
Don’t Catch the Stupid: Screaming Liberals, Funeral Politics, and a Marathon Miracle
-Rob breaks out a “Don’t Catch the Stupid” segment after a Minnesota lawmaker proposes studying the “benefits of shoplifting,” prompting Rob to suggest the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Bill Maher Roasts Schiff, Carson Roasts the Media
-Bill Maher accidentally sets Adam Schiff up on his own show, and Rob gleefully watches Schiff try to backpedal faster than a politician who just discovered…
- The Rob Carson Show
Iran’s Regime Crumbles, Democrats Complain, and the Military Says ‘Let Us Cook
-Rob argues Donald Trump isn’t starting a war with Iran—he’s finishing the one Iran started 47 years ago, while the media somehow manages to sound disappointed…
- The Rob Carson Show
Ai Hollywood & the War Iran Started
-Rob cheers signs that legacy media might finally try reporting the news, as CNN leadership hints at abandoning nonstop anti-Trump activism in favor of actual…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Iran’s Collapse to Cannabis Cookies: Only on the Carson Show
-Rob celebrates America’s pounding of Iran, declaring the regime’s leadership and missile arsenal nearly wiped out while Democrats scramble to figure out…
- The Rob Carson Show
Noem Drama, Iran Defanged & Chemtrails Confirmed? Just Another Friday...
-Senator Markwayne Mullin emerges as the potential DHS replacement, leaving Washington to debate whether he’s the right man for the job—or just the next…
- The Rob Carson Show
Polls, Politics, and a DHS Shake-Up
-Rob reacts to the Homeland Security shake-up, joking that sometimes Washington just needs a “little testosterone injection therapy” as Markwayne Mullin steps…
- The Rob Carson Show
Karoline Leavitt Owns the Press While Iran's Regime Gets Owned
-Newsmax hotline guest Fred Fleitz joins Rob to break down the operation, discuss Iran’s weakening missile and nuclear programs, and speculate about a possible…
- The Rob Carson Show
Iran’s Missiles Down, China’s Economy Shaking
-Democrats get roasted for refusing to cheer the Iran operation, with Rob arguing they’d rather complain than say anything positive about the U.S. military…
- The Rob Carson Show
Spain Backs Down, Congress Melts Down
-Rob marvels as Spain suddenly cooperates with the U.S. after President Trump threatens to cut off trade—proving that sometimes diplomacy just needs a little…
- The Rob Carson Show
Congress Gets Grilled While Crockett Gets the Boot
-Rob celebrates Jasmine Crockett’s political demise, playing a musical send-off while joking that her career is headed “from Congress to a padded cell.”…
- The Rob Carson Show
Kiers Starmer Scrambles, as Iran Crumbles
-Hilary Fordwich joins on the Newsmax hotline to explain Keir Starmer’s Olympic-level political flip-flopping — and why Britain is nervously watching the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Ayatollah Auditions: Now Hiring
-Operation Epic Fury continues, the Ayatollah and his benchwarmers are eliminated in record time, and Rob notes millions of Persians are dancing in the streets…
- The Rob Carson Show
Gen. Blaine Holt on Epic Fury: Clear Objectives, No Apologies
-The Ayatollah is eliminated, the replacement meeting gets eliminated, and Rob suggests Tehran may need to start recruiting on LinkedIn. -Brigadier General…
- The Rob Carson Show
Epic Fury and the Fall of a Regime
-Rob marvels at global celebrations from Los Angeles to Tehran while also side-eyeing Tucker Carlson, Rand Paul, MTG, and Thomas Massie for missing what he…
- The Rob Carson Show
Ayatollah Out, Freedom In
-Rob compares Operation Epic Fury to the fall of the Berlin Wall, declaring this the biggest geopolitical mic drop of his lifetime while imagining the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Epic Fury & the Ayatollah’s Last Tweet
-Rob celebrates “Operation Epic Fury” like it’s the Super Bowl of foreign policy, as videos roll of Persians dancing worldwide as Rob declares this the biggest…
- The Rob Carson Show
Ken Paxton's Texas Showdown & Senate Run
-Kristi Noem reveals DHS staff allegedly installed spyware on her phone and laptop, prompting Rob to note the swamp apparently comes with IT support. -Texas…
- The Rob Carson Show
Hot Tubs, Hot Takes & The Clinton Defense Tour
-Bill Clinton testifies about Jeffrey Epstein, and Rob says proving intent may be tough — but 27 plane rides and 17 White House visits make for one awkward…
- The Rob Carson Show
Karens & Clintons: The Swamp Returns
-Rob declares Minneapolis “ground zero for the White Liberal Karen,” as Target pays $110 million just to flee the city and escape the rainbow-scarf revolution…
- The Rob Carson Show
Warriors for Good: The Reckoning Hour
-Callers on the Newsmax hotline demand accountability, jail time, and fewer “do-nothing Republicans,” turning the third hour into a grassroots pep rally …
- The Rob Carson Show
Clinton Amnesia & Minnesota Mayhem
-Hillary Clinton testifies she has “no idea” who Jeffrey Epstein is, despite photos, planes, weddings, and, well… reality. -J.D. Vance and Dr. Oz freeze…
- The Rob Carson Show
Stand or Sit: The SOTU Trap That Snared the Democrats
-Rob celebrates Trump’s SOTU momentum while Democrats perfect the art of synchronized sitting — even when asked to support American citizens. -Canadian…
- The Rob Carson Show
Don’t Catch the Stupid: Virginia Edition
-Rob skewers media reactions to Trump’s SOTU speech, highlights the “crazy” comment heard ’round the chamber, and notes that CNN polling shows viewers actually…
- The Rob Carson Show
Patriotism Breaks Out — The Left Breaks Down
-Rob declares the President’s speech a historic knockout, citing CNN’s own poll showing viewers think the country is heading in the right direction — which…
- The Rob Carson Show
Stand Up or Sit Down: The Night Democrats Stayed Seated
-Rob declares the State of the Union an instant classic as Democrats refuse to stand for American citizens, proving that sitting is apparently their new…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Donroe Doctrine Strikes Back
-The hour opens with Rob predicting dramatic history in the Middle East, as U.S. aircraft carriers, refueling tankers, and fighter jets stack up near Iran —…
- The Rob Carson Show
Sen. Tommy Tuberville Previews Trump's State of the Union
-The show opens by celebrating America’s 250th year, President Trump’s political resurrection, and a Democrat Party that can’t decide whether to boycott the…
- The Rob Carson Show
It Sucks to Be You: State of the Union Edition
-The show celebrates Democrats heroically threatening to skip the State of the Union — or attend and sit in “silent defiance,” which Rob gleefully calls the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Jim Snow 2.0: ID for Work, Not for Voting
-NYC requires multiple forms of ID to shovel snow — while politicians still argue voter ID is oppressive — and the hypocrisy practically plows itself. -The…
- The Rob Carson Show
Mamdani Requires ID for Snow Shoveling, Not For Voting
-NYC’s socialist mayor requires multiple forms of ID to shovel snow — but says voter ID is basically Jim Crow 2.0. -Thane Rosenbaum joins on the Newsmax…
- The Rob Carson Show
Hockey Glory, SCOTUS Fury
-President Trump celebrates Team USA’s dual overtime hockey victories, calls into the locker room, and invites both teams to the State of the Union — while…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Prince Andrew to Plan B: Trump Reloaded
-After the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s tariffs, Rob calmly unveils “Plan B,” which looks suspiciously like… more tariffs, different statute, same revenue…
- The Rob Carson Show
Aliens, Ayatollahs, and Half Price Guacamole
-Newsmax's Carl Higbie paints a vivid picture of U.S. military muscle surrounding Iran, complete with carrier groups, stealth jets, and enough firepower to…
- The Rob Carson Show
Fight, Fight, Tariff!
-The Supreme Court strikes down Trump’s tariff authority, Rob briefly considers flipping Ikea furniture, then regroups and declares it merely a “skirmish” in a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Lord of the Flies: NYC Edition
-Rob declares New York City a mashup of “Animal Farm meets Lord of the Flies” as socialist spending explodes, police hiring gets slashed, and property taxes…
- The Rob Carson Show
Sewage, Socialists & The Island of Sin
-Hillary Clinton denies knowing much about Epstein while Rob rolls audio, recalls flight logs, and plays a brand-new Jim Gossett parody about the “hot tub on…
- The Rob Carson Show
Royal Epstein Scandal & Red-State Revival
-Rob declares Prince Andrew’s arrest an “existential threat to the monarchy” and brings in Hillary Fordwich on the Newsmax hotline to break down how Buckingham…
- The Rob Carson Show
Leap of Faith: Ending Gender Madness & Embracing the Pivot
-Rob tackles the Rhode Island hockey shooting, calling out the transgender “social contagion” and listing a string of recent high-profile cases while arguing…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Rush to Rhetoric: Democrats Flail, Trump Sells Results
-Rob honors Rush Limbaugh’s legacy, declaring modern conservatism—and his own career—exist because Rush took the arrows for 30 years and shattered the media…
- The Rob Carson Show
Free Groceries & Flowing Sewage
-Rob celebrates the spectacular one-week collapse of New York City’s “free grocery store,” declaring socialism undefeated in the race to run out of other…
- The Rob Carson Show
Fight, Fight, Laugh: The Rush Legacy Lives On
-Rob honors Rush Limbaugh’s legacy, sharing personal stories about writing comedy bits like “Capitol Hill Bank” and reflecting on how Rush fought through…
- The Rob Carson Show
America Thrives Despite Crazy Cat Lady Warzone
-The Crazy Cat Lady Doubleheader rolls out, featuring one activist claiming women can reproduce without men (Jurassic Park logic included), and another…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Rush to Raw Sewage: Cleaning Up the Mess
-Rob opens by celebrating America’s exceptionalism on the fifth anniversary of Rush Limbaugh’s passing, playing a tribute and declaring that while Rush’s shoes…