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The Rob Carson Show
Live broadcast of Newsmax Radio's nationally syndicated "Rob Carson Show" on talk radio. The Rob Carson Show is a humorous and insightful discussion of politics, news and culture. The show features top notch guests, commentary and parody. Carson wrote comedy for The Rush Limbaugh Show for over 20 years and like Rush, has a background in music radio so he is focused on entertaining as well as informing his audience.
Episodes
- The Rob Carson Show
Epstein Bombshells & European Facepalms
-Rob breaks down the full release of the Epstein files, reminds everyone that having your name in a document doesn’t mean you rode shotgun to Epstein Island…
- The Rob Carson Show
Deplorabella Takes on the Elites
-On the Newsmax hotline, DeploraBella unloads on European elites, defends Marco Rubio’s Western-civilization mic drop, and warns that the left never takes a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Munich Meltdowns & MAGA Mic Drops
-Rob torches Democrats for jetting off to Munich to badmouth America, while Marco Rubio earns a standing ovation for reminding Europe we saved them— twice…
- The Rob Carson Show
Shutdown Shenanigans & Clown Town Politics
-As Democrats flirt with a DHS shutdown, Rob blasts what he calls a “principled shutdown” and highlights Senator Eric Schmidt defending ICE funding while…
- The Rob Carson Show
ID Required for Everything… Except Voting?
-Rob unloads on the “voter ID is racist” narrative, pointing out that you need an ID to rent a hotel room, adopt a cat, move into senior housing, or board a…
- The Rob Carson Show
Big Beautiful Bills & Bigger Democrat Meltdowns
-Rob spotlights Trump’s “largest deregulatory action in American history,” including killing the auto start-stop feature and rolling back Obama-era…
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Keith Ellison's Capitol Colonoscopy
-Rob Carson gleefully recounts Josh Hawley's verbal colonoscopy on Keith Ellison, exposing Minnesota's massive fraud schemes where suitcases of cash vanished…
- The Rob Carson Show
Saving America from Crazy Karens
-Rob Carson thaws out from cabin fever by roasting CNN's viewership nosedive, claiming they've lost more fans than a bad sequel to Dawson's Creek. -In today's…
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Snow Jobs, ICE Raids & the Canadian Trans Shooter
-Tom Homan announces ICE rescues 3,364 missing unaccompanied migrant children, and Rob marvels that Democrats somehow manage to be upset about children being…
- The Rob Carson Show
3D Chess, C-17s & Crazy Cat Ladies
-Rob dives into global intrigue as C-17 cargo planes head toward the Middle East, Cuba teeters on fuel collapse, and he declares Trump is playing “3D chess”…
- The Rob Carson Show
Sweet Karoline vs. The Party of Panic
-Rob declares the Democrat Party is in a “death spiral into hell” as members of Congress shout over witnesses, ask if ICE officials are “going to hell,” and…
- The Rob Carson Show
John Schneider Live: From Super Bowl Scandal to American Revival
-A “hot” January jobs report shocks even CNN, tax refunds balloon thanks to overtime changes, and Rob celebrates Americans getting bigger checks while critics…
- The Rob Carson Show
Mockery, Midterms, and the Politics of Sweeping
-The show torches Democrats over border chaos, sanctuary cities, and voter ID hysteria, as clips of Tom Homan, Markwayne Mullin, and Capitol Hill theatrics…
- The Rob Carson Show
Globalists, Drug Zombies, & the UK Turns on Starmer
-Rob reacts in horror as on-the-ground footage shows California’s “homeless industrial complex” reviving fentanyl users with Narcan—only to hand them fresh…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Bad Bunny to Big Redemption: America Claps Back
-The show rips into the Super Bowl halftime spectacle, blasting Bad Bunny’s untranslated, highly explicit lyrics and wondering why the NFL thought…
- The Rob Carson Show
Fraud by Design: From Minnesota Welfare to California Daycares
-Massive government fraud takes center stage as Minnesota welfare, Mississippi TANF scandals, and California daycare scams are described as “fraud by design,”…
- The Rob Carson Show
Shut Up and Ski: Olympic Drama, and Garbage Cities
-The Olympics kick off, and Rob unloads on athletes with “mixed emotions” about representing America, repeatedly issuing the now-official directive: “Shut up…
- The Rob Carson Show
End Racism, End the Season, End the Nonsense
-Rob happily declares the NFL season dead, roasts Bad Bunny, Green Day, and the Super Bowl halftime politics, and decides smoked ribs and pasta Alfredo are the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Bad Bunny, Antifa Kyle, and the Sweet Sound of Accountability
-Rob proudly skips the Super Bowl, mocks early-released commercials, and wonders why anyone would schedule Bad Bunny when the mute button exists for free…
- The Rob Carson Show
Voter ID Panic, Hotline Fireworks, and Winning Jingles
-Rob opens by celebrating the long-overdue arrest of a Benghazi terror suspect, naming the fallen heroes and marveling that Democrats somehow still manage not…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Benghazi to the Bottom Line: A Very Good Friday
-Rob Carson celebrates a “Friday tsunami of winning”, mixing Benghazi justice, market highs, and Trump RX drug prices that shock even people who don’t take…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Discombobulator Doctrine and the Death of Journalism
-Rob cheers Senator Eric Schmitt’s epic verbal flamethrower aimed at a George Soros–funded NGO, declaring that “it’s not 2020 anymore” and that fraud—not…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Voter ID to Vigilante Roundabouts
-Rob unloads on censorship, proudly resurrects the phrase “illegal alien,” and accuses Democrats of linguistic gymnastics designed to distract from election…
- The Rob Carson Show
Canada Wants Your Guns!
-Rob unloads on Democrats over voter ID, “Jim Crow 2.0” claims, and election integrity, borrowing punchlines from Greg Gutfeld while insisting common sense is…
- The Rob Carson Show
Scott Bessent vs. the Filibuster Factory
-Rob marvels as Scott Bessent steamrolls Democrats at a Congressional hearing while they attempt filibusters that sound like they were ghostwritten by confused…
- The Rob Carson Show
Scott Bessent vs. The Shouting Democrats: Bring Popcorn
-Rob tries to follow the hearings on Capitol Hill as Scott Bessent fends off yelling Democrats who treat hearings like open-mic night for filibusters. -Erin…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Mall of America Turns into Camp Sharia
-Minneapolis becomes the star villain, portrayed as a dystopian theme park where activists run license plates and Target fears its own customers. -Politicians…
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Georgia on My Mind… and Apparently in the FBI’s Storage Unit
-The show dives into the FBI raid of the Fulton County ballot warehouse, with Rob gleefully pointing out that a federal magistrate citing election fraud…
- The Rob Carson Show
Bill & Hillary Blink, Bill Gates Shrinks, and New York Sinks
-The Clintons blink and agree to testify in the Epstein inquiry, prompting Rob to celebrate like someone finally found the “Clinton off-switch.” Bill Gates…
- The Rob Carson Show
Melania Outsells Hollywood & Other Signs of the Apocalypse
-Rob unveils a parade of polling stats showing overwhelming support for voter ID, then wonders aloud why Democrats oppose it — hint: he insists it’s “duh-level…
- The Rob Carson Show
Jelly Roll Saves the Grammys
-Rob torches the Grammys with Olympic-level precision, declaring half the audience “trained seals” and awarding Ketanji Brown Jackson an honorary prize for…
- The Rob Carson Show
Iran, Inflation & the Great D.C. Rent Crisis
-Virginia politics implode, prompting Rob to declare the governor a “bat-guano crazy cat lady” and launch into an extended rant about communists and tax hikes…
- The Rob Carson Show
Let Him Cook: Trump, Tulsi, and the Fulton County Meltdown
-Rob plays the viral Dilly Meme Team PSA reminding America to “shut up and let Trump cook,” declaring it the most sensible public-service announcement since…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Obama’s Russia Hoax to Nicki Minaj’s Lemon Roast
-Rob breaks down Tulsi Gabbard’s newly released documents claiming Barack Obama orchestrated the entire Russiagate setup, turning 2016 into the “greatest…
- The Rob Carson Show
Don Lemon’s Not-So-Excellent Church Adventure
-Rob opens the show celebrating Don Lemon’s dramatic arrest at a Minneapolis church, noting the “slippery floor” is doing more reporting than Don is. -Bruce…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Fulton County Files & the China Collapse Tour
-Fulton County melts down over FBI retrieval of 2020 election materials, prompting Rob to describe Democrats talking “faster than a blender with no lid.”…
- The Rob Carson Show
Indoor Smokers, Outdoor Chaos
-Trump’s new child savings accounts become the day’s headline, and Rob marvels that Democrats somehow oppose giving babies money — because of course they do…
- The Rob Carson Show
Holman Takes Minneapolis: Checkmate, Hippies
-Rob celebrates Tom Holman’s arrival in Minneapolis, declaring the hippies confused, ICE-hating, and running out of things to protest. -Rep. Mike Collins…
- The Rob Carson Show
Minneapolis Mayhem & the Great College Dumb-Down
-The show shifts into full political demolition mode as Rob details collapsing Democrat polling, dumpster-fire policies, and a party he claims is “dying like…
- The Rob Carson Show
Walking Dead in Minneapolis & Wallet Death in Virginia
-Rob blasts through scandals like a verbal flamethrower — from Minneapolis mobs to California mental-health boondoggles — pausing only long enough to yell…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Magic Loogie & the Missing Winery
-Ilhan Omar’s alleged liquid “attack” is suspicious from the start and her multimillion-dollar winery vanishes from the internet faster than a Hillary Clinton…
- The Rob Carson Show
Beware the Ides of March, Virginia...
-Virginia erupts into Rob’s newest political emergency as he accuses Governor Abigail “Spamburger” of pulling a bait-and-switch so large it should come with…
- The Rob Carson Show
From Antifa Cosplay Generals to Drug-Price Diplomacy
-Kash Patel reports that arrests are piling up faster than Minneapolis protest live streams— while Rob cheers like it’s legal Super Bowl Sunday. -Hotline Guest…
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The Homan Cometh and Other Deportation Drama
-Polls show Americans want mass deportations, prompting Rob to remind viewers that even John Fetterman’s rebooted brain now agrees. -Rob gleefully declares…
- The Rob Carson Show
Snowstorms & Self-Deporting Cat Ladies
-Rob rips the NBA for siding with anti-ICE agitators, announces he no longer knows any NBA players, and declares football nearly unwatchable thanks to…
- The Rob Carson Show
Clown Town U.S.A.: Meltdowns & Missing Fingers
-Minneapolis continues its transformation into “Clown Town” as activists bite ICE agents, block church stairwells, and terrify Sunday school kids while…
- The Rob Carson Show
Rep. Chip Roy Talks Minnesota
-Minneapolis becomes the center of chaos as Rob breaks down how a man with a loaded handgun and two magazines tries to “protest” ICE — and discovers this ends…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Return of Hollywood’s Favorite Bad Decisions
-Elon Musk dominates the conversation as Rob marvels at humanoid robots arriving next year, quantum computing that answers before you finish your question, and…
- The Rob Carson Show
Davos Meltdowns, ICE Takedowns, and Mary Walter’s Can-Can Chronicles
-Global elites in Davos are having meltdowns as Trump exposes green energy as the world’s most expensive magic trick, prompting Al Gore to boo a grown man like…
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The Rob Carson / Tony Kinnett Comedy Hour
-The media is melting down as crime plummets, arrests skyrocket, and Rob gleefully documents every statistic that ruins a Democrat’s day. -Tony Kinnett joins…
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Perp Walks, Knee Pads & Constitutional Colonoscopies
-Rob revels in Jack Smith getting “shredded like cheddar” on Capitol Hill as Chip Roy discovers the DOJ secretly subpoenaed lawmakers’ phone records — proving…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Art of the Deal Owns Davos
-Trump is portrayed storming Davos “like a boss,” leaving NATO elites looking like Hunger Games spectators who forgot their tribute had tariffs. Greenland…
- The Rob Carson Show
Davos Gets a Drive-By (and NATO Gets a Bill)
-Davos shows up as the backdrop for chest-thumping geopolitics—tariff threats melt people “like butter,” and everyone else panics accordingly. -Across the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Deplorabella Calls In and Drops NUKES!
-Fraud erupts everywhere: Somali money laundering, Obamacare phantom enrollees, and Medicaid schemes that make the Soviet Union look like amateur hour…
- The Rob Carson Show
Davos, Daycares & Rob’s Wild Ride Through the Swamp
-Rob visits Capitol Hill and describes the fun of meeting politicians we see on television. -Nan Hayworth joins on the Newsmax hotline, offering sharp…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Davos Reality Check
-Rob Carson revisits Trump’s Davos triumph, celebrating America’s return while mocking the elites clutching their lattes. -Al Gore continues climate doomsday…
- The Rob Carson Show
Crazy Cat Ladies? Or Charles Manson Acolytes?
-Rob unleashes a flamethrower on “crazy cat ladies” and “emasculated men,” declaring the modern Democratic activist base the spiritual descendants of the…
- The Rob Carson Show
Globalists Melt in Davos While Don Lemon Melts on TV
-Gutfeld drops a flying elbow on “rescue-fantasy cat ladies,” prompting Rob to declare that sometimes the only cure for nonsense is “the spanking.” -K.T…
- The Rob Carson Show
Hoosiers & Hyperventilating Democrats
-Rob previews geopolitical dominoes—Iran, Cuba, Venezuela—while blasting left-wing activists, mocking Don Lemon’s latest disaster. -Global chess moves unfold…
- The Rob Carson Show
The Day the Church Said ‘Nope!
-Rob erupts over the now-infamous Minnesota church invasion, declaring Don Lemon the first man to LARP as a vampire and run straight into a sanctuary, only to…