Shows / Morning Somewhere
Morning Somewhere
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
- Morning Somewhere
2024.09.10: Go For Lunch
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Polaris Dawn launch, the Paragon run by Ashley, where we joined the Mass Effect franchise, Apple cash holdings, Apple tax bills…
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2024.09.09: Olympic Takebacks
Burnie and Ashley discuss immune strategies, the politics of illness, Elon's domination of orbit, Beetlejuice's giant gap, the Shaun of the Dead re-release…
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2024.09.06: Slightly Demure
Burnie and Ashley discuss selling out to Russia, the DOJ's influencer problem, herding sheep, brushing cows, stoking controversy, being a character, Starliner…
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2024.09.05: No I In Team
Burnie and Ashley discuss He-Man casting, bureaucracy, the Minecraft trailer, Jumanji vibes, Notch tweets, George RR Martin blogs, House of the Dragon, playing…
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2024.09.04: Only Murderballs In The Building
Burnie and Ashley discuss media news, the new Bobiverse audiobook, Only Murders In The Building, Florida State's dismal start, Concord's unrelease, college…
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2024.09.03: The Chalkchain
Burnie and Ashley discuss Cybertrucks, secure loads, gynoids, mental resets, smartphone eavesdropping, Starlink vs Brazil vs X, blockchain analogies, robo-vag…
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2024.09.02: Laborious
Burnie and Ashley discuss masked judges, Labor Day, bank holidays, ingenious smuggling strategies, Borderlands on home video (no spoilers), Brazillian social…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.08.30: Toxic Workplace Edition
Burnie and Ashley discuss abandoned co-workers, mountain rescues, which co-workers would abandon us, Olympic paperwork, the Refugee Paralympic Team…
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2024.08.29: Walk It Off
Burnie and Ashley discuss counting to a trillion, mortgaging a 300 million dollar house, Richard Pryor, how many rocket uses is too many rocket uses, the FAA…
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2024.08.28: Disconnecting
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Oasis reunion, Ashley's finger injury, bird sex, private conversations, Apple job cuts, the right to disconnect, Chappel Roan…
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2024.08.27: Redsox vs Bluejays
Burnie and Ashley discuss Boeing stock bets, Van Allen belts, moon landing conspiracies, life mirroring Fantastic Four, tech billionaires in space, 101 Babies…
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2024.08.26: Fighting Bears In Space
Burnie and Ashley discuss NASA's Starliner announcement, gauging news on stock price, dire options in space, new advancements in The War on Hooky, Israel's…
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2024.08.23: Recharge & Renew
Burnie and Ashley discuss NASA's big decision, uppity photons, EV decline, Ford rollbacks, battery opportunities, Tesla's AWOL promises, extreme heat, ACK…
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2024.08.22: Utah Fried Chicken
Burnie and Ashley discuss Fortnite Save The World, Battle Royales, genre-zation, Blue Laws, great marketing campaigns, smacking other people's kids, the…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.08.21: Enter The Molyneuniverse
Burnie and Ashley discuss Gamescom, Peter Molyneux, Civ VII, China's Rotten-Tail Kids, Peter Molyneux, Extreme Weather Alerts, Japanese Flight Cancellations…
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2024.08.20: Windmillionaires
Burnie and Ashley discuss Chappell Roan's incredible rise in music, struggles with fame, billionaire tragedies, empty nests, Borderlands home video and Star…
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2024.08.19: Rom Com Dram
Burnie and Ashley discuss Coraline vs Borderlands, Alien: Romulus, rom-com drama marketing, Station 11, Raised By Wolves, the DNC, Mpox outbreaks, sideloading…
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2024.08.16: Just Say Yes
Burnie and Ashley discuss saying Yes to difficult choices, what to call news websites, aging all at once, Vice's highest valuation, pregnancy spoilers, and…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.08.15: Full Color Beavers
Burnie and Ashley discuss strong arm marketing tactics, the Trump news cycle, Viva Pinata, Dead Rising, Valve leaks, and settling out of court.Support our…
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2024.08.14: Disney Minus
Burnie and Ashley discuss the best religion, the best egg, the best motel breakfast, the best antitrust lawsuit, and why Disney+ is the best at not letting you…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.08.13: Too Deep
Burnie and Ashley discuss bottoming out in the Earth's crust, NASA's big decision, water in Mars, the Paralympics, Murderball, breakdancing movies, and how to…
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2024.08.12: Tom Cruise Captures The Flag
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Olympics closing ceremonies, tough losses, stupid victories, repossessed medals, M Knight Shyamalan twists, all your Disney news…
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2024.08.09: Ribbon Nation
Burnie and Ashley discuss Swedish shipwrecks, the inherent shade of Americanos, rythym gymnastics, underwater science facilities, Kristen Stewart, and what…
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2024.08.08: Weight Making
Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic weights, medal rewards, American sex bias, banned books, Utah facts, and porn bounties. Support our podcast at…
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2024.08.07: Science of Weird
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Walz VP nom, slight Deadpool spoilers (character appearance), mom's movie reviews, discussing the weird-ness in the room, Xmen…
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2024.08.06: Locking In
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Democrats making it official, VP nomination speculation, Japanese rebounds, why women like Pete Davidson so much, food addiction…
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2024.08.05: Bee Stands For Bronze
Burnie and Ashley discuss Japan's stock market woes, predictions for the US markets, Iran & Israel conflict escalation, a generally bad week shaping up and…
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2024.08.02: Pillow Talk
Burnie and Ashley discuss bed sharing, Marvel apologies, daily Olympians, competitive shooting, cheese sponsors, overstaying your welcome in big ways and…
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2024.08.01: Instagraham Crackers
Burnie and Ashley discuss camping trips, field hockey vs regular hockey, the origins of Graham crackers, Olympian Instagram followers, and videogame industry…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.07.31: Old Medalists
Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic medal counts, mental toughness, World Records, Iron Crosses, team solo sports, the nebulous definition of a continent, and a…
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2024.07.30: Sticking Around
Burnie and Ashley discuss stretching fifteen minutes of fame, Reddit commentors, Olympic scrotes, polluted rivers, delayed triathlons, hostless Oscars…
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2024.07.29: Return To Form
Burnie and Ashley discuss spoilers vs announcements, San Diego Comic Con reveals, presidential traffic stoppers, Dr. Doom, benign Jokers, Olympic herpes, and…
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2024.07.26: The Boy Who Cried Goof
Burnie and Ashley discuss Deadpool & Wolverine (no spoilers), Gen Z's avocado toast, CrowdStrike remedies, hot coffee, diesel butts, fast food in the UK, and…
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2024.07.25: Rock Hard Feminism
Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's rock-hard feminism, Presidential campaigns as weird Olympic sports, surfer legs, Deadpool Introducing Wolverine, and all…
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2024.07.24: Thank You For Your Secret Service
Burnie and Ashley discuss the resignation of the Secret Service Director, bringing down the ISS, Westeros bastards and Earth as a sci-fi planet. Support our…
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2024.07.23: Cocaine Sharks
Burnie and Ashley discuss the latest cocaine predator, Burnie being bad at social media, delisted media and Eminem vs Taylor Swift. Support our podcast at…
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2024.07.22: Broken News
Burnie and Ashley discuss THAT issue, and the other one, and then that other thing that happened in the most eventful weekend of 2024. Also Burnie caught a…
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2024.07.19: Marvel Russorected
Burnie and Ashley discuss the return of the Russo brothers to Marvel, controllers with butts, record setting Emmys, and the balance of nudity in TV…
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2024.07.18: NASDECKED
Burnie and Ashley discuss the worst day for NASDAQ since 2022, figuring out what NVIDIA's single day loss is worth in other industries, and Burnie's gone…
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2024.07.17: Prime Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss the convergence of Amazon robots, CG villains, smart cars, The Boys, Detroit Become Human and why Scarlett Johansson should sue them…
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2024.07.16: Thought Crimes
Ashley embraces her inner heisty-type, while Burnie laments being dragged into life of crime. Box office numbers, thumbs-downed Gladiators, VP candidates…
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2024.07.15: Lost To Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss the phenomenon of major events wiping smaller moments out of our collective memories. Also, how you can buy a Game of Thrones castle…
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2024.07.12: Into The Blu-ray
Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of the Blu-ray, resilient technologies, floating away on the current, and a lightning round of good news. Support our…
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2024.07.11: Streaming On The Horizon
Burnie and Ashley discuss Horizon Chapter Two being pulled, Borderlands early impressions, Russian bot crackdowns, new Shreks, old Shreks, and Shreks that…
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2024.07.10: Whatabungle
Burnie and former Rooster Teeth wunderkind Ben King sit down to discuss changing countries, autonomous communities, anti-tourism, Spain's Euro win, brownies…
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2024.07.09: Smoothed Motions
Burnie and Ashley discuss Spotify volume issues, Crunchyroll comments, Boeing plea deals, and Tom Cruise single handedly saving Cinnamon-tography. Support our…
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2024.07.08: Despicable Meat
Burnie and Ashley discuss Minions at the box office, humans made of steak, record temperatures, the gamble of self-funding movies, 3D printing, and astronauts…
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2024.07.05: Labour's Day
Burnie and Ashley discuss living in an anarcho-syndicalist commune where supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some…
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2024.07.04: Freedom Thursday
Burnie and Ashley discuss the context of celebrating the Fourth of July, nostalgia for the holiday, and hosting a podcast with the explosive power of a quarter…
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2024.07.03: Morning Somewhere: A Podcast Saga - Chapter 137
Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend box office, record setting Beryl's, Costner's epic exit from Yellowstone, and how to not name a movie. Support our…
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2024.07.02: Train Station Construction
Burnie and Ashley discuss incredible deals in the business of sports, meme stock lawsuits, and Burnie continues his war on the construction of transportation…
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2024.07.01: Tacos From Space
Burnie and Ashley discuss the grand tradition of US Summer Vacation, Garbage Pail Kids, Ashley's woods fantasies, Taco Bell's space program, SpaceX destroying…
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2024.06.28: Public Dys-course
Burnie and Ashley discuss whatever the hell that was last night. Linkdump: https://morningsomewhere.com/2024/06/28/2024-06-28-public-dys-course/Support our…
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2024.06.27: Coups All Around
Burnie and Ashley discuss Bolivian coups, Russian rebellions, box office takedowns, and that fitness move where you do that thing with your stomach and it goes…
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2024.06.26: Sleep Deprived
Burnie and Ashley discuss their super long day, preschool graduations, Cybertruck re-re-recalls, and the Edmonton Oilers' lucky charms. Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.25: Hawk Tuasday
Burnie and Ashley discuss buying a house with a 2053 move in date, Boeing's possible criminal charges, and the sad deletion of MTV News. Support our podcast…
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2024.06.24: Monday Is For Memes
Burnie and Ashley discuss Frozen 2 vs Inside Out 2, time traveller memes, and Hawk Tuah-ing our way into the week. Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.21: PIVOT!
Burnie and Ashley discuss comedy vs. drama, Truth anti-smoking, Taylor Swift as an airplane, and the disguise-ability of Antony Starr. Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.20: Stonehenge's Carbon Footprint
Burnie and Ashley discuss active protesting, Stonhenge's impact on modern life, the summer solstice, and our favorite audiobooks. Support our podcast at…
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2024.06.19: Gigabucks In The Rear View
Burnie and Ashley discuss Nvidia's metric valuation, House Of The Dragon's bizarre record, and Nintendo's directness. Support our podcast at…