Shows / Morning Somewhere
Morning Somewhere
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
- Morning Somewhere
2024.12.03: Ask Your Doctor About Morning Somewhere
Burnie and Ashley discuss absurdist humor, the Story of the Year plan, AI developments, possible SOTY nominees, knowing your death date, Amazon under attack…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.12.02: Year Of The Word
Burnie and Ashley discuss Oxford's Word of the Year, Moana 2, Dawyne Johnson's sudden hate, Red One, is Sonic 3 a 2024 movie, Texas vs A&M, Michigan vs Ohio…
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2024.11.29: Name A Woman
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's grumpy morning, finishing books, Game of Thrones, Hallmark Plus vs Hallmark Minus, Russia's economy, naming a woman, Billy…
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2024.11.28: Thanksgriefing
Ashley discusses traditional American Thanksgiving traditions while Burnie threatens to report everyone to the authorities for doing it wrong. AND NO ONE TALKS…
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2024.11.27: Bog Spiders
Burnie and Ashley discuss social media bans, the Bluesky move, Parler, cat speak, threatening allies for fun and profit, modern discourse, crypto draining…
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2024.11.26: Making Glicked Happen
Burnie and Ashley discuss inorganic memes, Wicked's box office hopes, Gladiator II, giant comets, manufacturing apocalypses, Macy's accounting woes, and the…
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2024.11.25: Intermittency
Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying intermittent tech issues, quirks in first cars, how to change a light bulb, problems lost to time, drooping headliners…
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2024.11.22: Donkey Envy
Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin's march to 100k, The Dutch, real time facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, the Ten…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.21: Wicked Ways
Burnie and Ashley discuss 100k Bitcoin, Logan Paul crypto allegations, FTC rules for influencers, prank interviews, the power of the double down, falling out…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.20: Podcast McPodcastFace
Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, sledding vs sledging, Burnie's simmer pot recipe, salting ice, gritter trucks, weird UK truck customizations, Balatro…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.19: Body Horrified
Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror's rich history, 80's horror film ethics, sexy teenagers, not-Josh Gad, Jonathon Groff, our professional audience, The…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.18: Don't Beat Yourself Up
Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.15: Dumb Friday
Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars…
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2024.11.14: The Group Chat Goes To Prison
Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.13: Black Wednesday
Burnie and Ashley discuss early Black Friday deals, waiting in line, Deal Mathematics, Scotland's weather warnings, Sexiest Man Alive 2024, Quiet Place, Emily…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.12: Schmart Glasses
Burnie and Ashley discuss crypto & Tesla rallies, feeling disconnected, the kids are wrong, Spotify recommends, mukbang, ASMR, quackery as a source of comfort…
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2024.11.11: Package Stimulation
Burnie and Ashley discuss Patreon extras, Ashley's list of ridiculous Christmas Movies, brackets vs contests, showing up to set, highest grossing Christmas…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.08: United States of Whatever
Burnie and Ashley discuss Americans searches for moving to Scotland, immigration hurdles, being globally talented, moving countries vs moving states, American…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.07: Link In The Bio
Burnie and Ashley discuss flying to vote, voter turnout, descriptive descriptions, billionaires day out, Bitcoin ATH, iPhone profitability, loss leaders, Bhad…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.06: Hungover
Burnie discusses the election results, while Ashley tries to discuss anything else. Voter turnout vs 2020, Christmas movies, popular vote, our favorite…
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2024.11.05: Long Haul
Today's podcast is a double length episode to give American listeners some extra entertainment while they wait in the election lines today. We hope everyone…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.04: Fascist Anime Girls
Burnie and Ashley discuss modern discourse, political squirrels, hot button issues, predicting talking points, AI fake parades, charm bracelets, sleeping in…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.11.01: The Living Fart
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Agatha finale, great episodes of American television, Deadpool & Wolverine streaming date, Emma corrections, a new trick to fall…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.31: Finishing A Series
Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Ohtani's series performance, pacing by a progress bar, avoiding spoilers, Agatha All Along, how to release a…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.30: A Google Rubles
Burnie and Ashley discuss fan interference, Steve Bartman, mob mentality, getting mugged in New York, lifetime bans, HR records, Dragon Age, remembering old…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.29: Huge In Japan
Burnie and Ashley discuss Otakus, MLB ratings in Japan, World War Z, Brad Pitt's Brad Hits, being big in Japan, aging out of sports, tragic moments, lapse of…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.28: Listen By Group Number
Burnie and Ashley discuss epic bombs, eating babies, killing Hitler, time travelling, changing the timeline, NCAA sports, Project Hail Mary, 28 Years Later…
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2024.10.25: Hands On A Hardball
Burnie and Ashley discuss fake reviews, the power of averages, the gym lobby, corporate personhood, floppy disks, hard balls, misappropriated laws, the power…
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2024.10.24: Zombie Boxes
Burnie and Ashley discuss incomes tax brackets, tipping culture, tax differences between UK and US, Redbox abandoned boxes, zombie oil wells, Jason Statham…
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2024.10.23: Hologram Ladies
Burnie and Ashley discuss taking buses to planes, Presidents working at McDonalds, amplifying things you hate, epic Texas wins, twenty-four hour travel days…
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2024.10.22: Gavin's Dumb Brain
Burnie and newlywed Gavin Free discuss dragging each other down, strange coincidences, bad ideas, video game ringers, Halo changes, time-based existence, the…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.21: Collins, Mixed
Burnie sits down with Red Web host Trevor Collins to discuss the fringes of society, higher education, Number Sense, Big 10 rivalries, the Texas Georgia…
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2024.10.18: Cereal Criminal
Burnie welcomes Barbara Dunkelman back to the podcast to finally discuss airline travel, convention work in 2024, awkward celebrity encounters, being picture…
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2024.10.17: Vegas, Bhabie!
Burnie and returning guest Jason discuss Liam Payne, Vegas trips, favorite places to eat when returning home, ordering Uber Eats from an Uber, nuclear powered…
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2014.10.16: Salary Negotiation Barbie
Burnie and Ashley gossip about Barbie, Britney Spears, $50 million demands, Academy Award snubs, overdue Oscars, unneeded sequels, Tron's new video game…
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2024.10.15: The Klandle
Burnie and Ashley discuss video game feedback, the vinyl recession, Game of Thrones auctions, IKEA rugs, racist candles, small New England theme parks vs Texas…
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2024.10.14: Better In Your Memories
Burnie and Ashley discuss sports, Burnie's sports cynicism, designated hitters, sports conferences, salary caps, problematic sports team names, hidden…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.11: Our Tony Stark Era
Burnie and Ashley discuss robots, self-driving, zombie mushrooms, the Waffle House Index, Whataburger, Tesla Robotaxis, swearing vacuums, backyard scientists…
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2024.10.10: Zombies All The Way Down
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hurricane Milton landfall, 100 tornado warnings, ambulance theory, Ryan Kwanten, Treat Williams, Army of the Dead, Warm Bodies, best…
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2024.10.09: Nature Is Terrible
Burnie and Ashley discuss Twitter's return to Brazil, Hurricane Milton, Disneyworld shuts down, watching sports in the UK, the MLB post-season, American draws…
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2024.10.08: Waiting Game
Ashley and Burnie discuss Hurricane Milton, categories of hurricanes, climate change filters, the Fermi Paradox, dead internet, mob mentality, and tight-knit…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.07: Clown Prince of Nigeria
Burnie and Ashley discuss Joker Part 2, 419 scams, making a sequel for a new audience, R-rated box office successes, spam in Scotland vs US, strong passwords…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.04: Walkabout
Burnie and Ashley discuss their disastrous road trip, dropping their croissant, the potential death of the EU, 23andMe's dismal valuation, what happens to…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.03: One Word... Plastics
Burnie and Ashley discuss plastic greenwashing, hoping to be wrong, bad dreams, scary thoughts, general anesthesia, slippery bodies, making canoes, saving…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.02: Bear Shaming
Burnie and Ashley discuss app internet addicts, Iranian missiles, North Carolina hurricanes, Bitcoin's status as a safe haven, ChatGPT updates, Hololens saying…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.10.01: On God FPS
Burnie and Ashley discuss Lit RPGs, Detroit, Tharsis, Indie games, the Let's Play D&D genre, wide receivers, being number one in the regular season, viral…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.09.30: Microlopolis
Burnie and Ashley discuss trick shot videos, questionable trademarks, indestructible kids, genre covers, the SpaceX rescue mission, Bridgerton event disasters…
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2024.09.27: Rise Of The Zuckerbro
Burnie and Ashley discuss Megaloplois reviews, Meta Connect, Tesla's Robotaxi tease, Last of Us Season 2 trailer, Studio Ghibli, Howl's Moving Castle…
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2024.09.26: Old Folks Homies
Burnie and Ashley discuss British strawberries, WinAmp, pager explosions, stolen valor, vibing, doing drugs in our old age, making donuts, Skyrim grandma, mpox…
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2024.09.25: Blue Collar Cosplay
Ashley and Blaine Gibson discuss producing livestreams, chopping wood, making your own alcohol, international burger variations, the best athletic discipline…
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2024.09.24: Mawwiage
Burnie and Blaine Gibson catch up and discuss their working life together, Blaine's hit project Tales from the Stinky Dragon, the recent social event of the…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.09.23: Retreat To Your Castle
Burnie and Ashley discuss when dating anniversaries should become wedding anniversaries, their first date, first smooches, the delicate dance of travel dating…
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2024.09.20: Law Offices of Gene Horowitz, I Choose You
Burnie and Ashley discuss the not-Pokemon lawsuit, travel day repurcussions, Netflix data dumps, airtight legal claims, contemporary shark films, and acting…
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2024.09.19: Bec Again
Burnie welcomes back popular guest Becca Frasier to discuss life in Scotland, Becca's good weather streak, property tax in Texas, Austin allergies, breakfast…
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2024.09.18: History in Real Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss sunny days, convoluted exploding pager plots, watching historic events in real time, the downsides of static media, making everyone…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.09.17: Lot Of Big Dudes
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dave Bautista, mom's movie reviews, how to pronounce Gyllenhaal, NFTs, Flappy Bird, the Switch 2, medieval watermelons, GMOs, Million…
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2024.09.16: Not Yo Cheese
Burnie and Ashley discuss backlogs, The Emmys, television schedules of yesteryear, Jodie Foster, Trump's second assassination attempt, space gophering, bat…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.09.13: Bad Numbers
Burnie and Ashley discuss employee walkouts, Boeing strikes, Xbox layoffs, bad numbers, good numbers, UK power outage payments, UK airline customer…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.09.12: Swinger States
Burnie and Ashley discuss dream theory, husky voices, nasal realities, Nick Offerman, stone skipping, peaty whiskies, Islay, Oban, Umbrella Academy…
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2024.09.11: Debate II Election Boogaloo
Burnie and Ashley discuss the presidential debates, 9/11 emotions, calling female candidates by their first name, Taylor Swift endorsements, childless cat…