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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns · en · 726 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Morning Somewhere
2026.02.03: Double By Halving
Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX's one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet…
Feb 3, 2026·25m
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2026.02.02: Gold, Silver & Iron
Burnie and Ashley talk about gold, silver & bitcoin crashes, Microsoft downturn, AI training, Epstein dump, EGOTs, and Iron Lung.
Feb 2, 2026·18m
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2026.01.29: Boomer Roleplay
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tesla's sunset strategy, army of robots, future pods, Peter Molyneux, Fable IV, boomer roleplay, Brandon Sanderson, adapatations…
Jan 29, 2026·27m
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2026.01.28: Applicable Generally
Burnie and Ashley discuss objective players, Highguard, fantasy power rankings, Zerg rushing, Steam review guidelines, Tik Tok algorithm changes, big number…
Jan 28, 2026·26m
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2026.01.27: Stealth Drop
Burnie and Ashley discuss pro-gaming history, Highguard, gamer dogpiles, Stranger Things stellar numbers, celeb dopplegangers, genetic lotteries, and Robbie…
Jan 27, 2026·29m
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2026.01.26: The Prequel Problem
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Last of the Mohicans, Alex Honnold, Taipei 101, height anxiety, Iranian protests, American warships, two party recordings…
Jan 26, 2026·24m
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2026.01.23: You Know What You Did
Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok's future, beigns second, Oscar nominations, Oscar misses, Sinner, alien corrections, and the natural charisma of Michael B…
Jan 23, 2026·27m
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2026.01.22: The Terrible Secret of Space
Burnie and Ben discuss Gold records, Gold YouTube buttons, streaming metrics, TikTok hooks, handy ultrasounds, musical talent, Espresso vibe-authoring, rumors…
Jan 22, 2026·24m
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2026.01.21: Not Wrong Just Early
Burnie and Ben discuss RT Shorts, leaving the country, Disney adults, rail travel, House of Dynamite, dub vs sub, Costco, AI vs AI assisted search, and…
Jan 21, 2026·47m
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2026.01.20: What Is A Hoosier
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hoosier firsts, Hoosier meanings, climate change, America's largest land acquisitions, China depop, and being childfree vs antikid.
Jan 20, 2026·28m
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2026.01.19: Slow News Year
Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's birthday, sushi train, Zootopia 2, Avatar gets cheaper, the emerging AI class system, platform performance of the RTAAs…
Jan 19, 2026·27m
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2026.01.16: Nothing But Lies
Burnie and Ashley discuss Animaniacs, Madonna, Amazing Race, the Great American visa drought, The World Cup, Messi, Posh Spice's husband, social media jobs…
Jan 16, 2026·29m
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2026.01.15: Xray Spectators
Burnie and Ashley discuss Marvel teasers, Ponies, The Boys, Walking Dead, 28 Years and Six Months Later, Alamo controversy, Digg returns, Fark, X agrees to…
Jan 15, 2026·29m
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2026.01.14: Bif Bam Powell
Burnie and Ashley discuss box office all-time, Scott Adams, Ivermectin, Tesla FSD milestones, Jerome Powell investigation, claw machine metaphors, stores of…
Jan 14, 2026·33m
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2026.01.13: A Wealth Of Monkeys
Burnie and Ashley discuss fat Mush, Burnie the Pushover, the Are You Dead app, Hitchbot, robot serial killers, Nigerian princes, and valuable data for scams.
Jan 13, 2026·25m
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2026.01.12: Honor To Not Be Nominated
Burnie and Ashley discuss leaving hibernation, Golden Globe roundup, Slashies, roast awards, Kpop Demon Hunters, Sinners, dog awards, uninvestable Venezuela…
Jan 12, 2026·30m
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2026.01.09: Agitatored
Burnie and Ashley discuss agitators, Iranian protests, Memories books, yearbook signings, Twitter conspiracy theories, WB's deadline, Ole Miss exits the CFP…
Jan 9, 2026·26m
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2026.01.08: Pause
Burnie and Ashley briefly discuss their growing exhaustion with the pace of American crisis events.
Jan 8, 2026·12m
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2026.01.07: Two Ingredient Podcast
Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, screen time, CES, Lego Smart Brick, Lego lore, Harry Potter, Twilight, retail teleportation, packing for holiday returns…
Jan 7, 2026·24m
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2026.01.06: Helicopterable
Burnie and Ashley discuss overly complicated recipes, expiration dates, fake paparazzi, voice mails, three seashells, Quarto, rotting in Hell, Tesla loses top…
Jan 6, 2026·36m
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2026.01.05: Starting Line
Burnie and Ashley discuss college football final four, DSLRs, mobile electronics, 28 X Later, Operation Absolute Resolve, Venezuela, Maduro costume changes…
Jan 5, 2026·24m
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2026.01.02: Have We Met?
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's memory hole, failed interrogations, Reddit predictions for 2026, GTA: Tokyo almost happened, and Avatar films as a unit of…
Jan 2, 2026·23m
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2026.01.01: It's About Old Friends
Burnie and Ashley discuss Rob Reiner, great last lines, non-linear podcasts, The London Eye, British emotions, and our Best of 2025 Awards.
Jan 1, 2026·35m
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2025.12.31: The Last Hurrah
Burnie and Ashley discuss culture shock, dirty sodas, Shiner Cheer, Tron Ares, Warner Bros rejects Paramount again, Bugonia, Poor Things, and the last hurrah…
Dec 31, 2025·36m
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2025.12.30: Penultimation
Burnie and JD discuss moon missions, letting go of problematic dreams, Ukraine protection plan, Anthony Joshua car accident, 2025 Award Nominations, US summer…
Dec 30, 2025·29m
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2025.12.29: Tap To Play
Burnie and JD discuss Austin changes, Avatar Fire & Ash, Odyssey trailer, IMAX, brand loyalties, tipping in the US, UK university, Eurail pass, bed bugs, data…
Dec 29, 2025·30m
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2025.12.26: Gift Entropy
Burnie and Ashley discuss gift opening protocol, the lack of internet creativity, One Battle After Another, internet junk, defending Christianity, not joking…
Dec 26, 2025·27m
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2025.12.25: Merry Chrysler
Burnie and Ashley have a nice little Christmas morning chat.
Dec 25, 2025·15m
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2025.12.24: Carry On Rug
Burnie and Ashley discuss Christmas Eve, too much food, Piña Coladas, grape juice, frozen concentrate, Christmas obligations, security theater, Marvel teasers…
Dec 24, 2025·23m
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2025.12.23 Last American Virgin Pennies
Burnie and Ashley discuss manufacturing woes, Jim Beam pausing production, stress on the supply chain, virgin oak, expensive pennies, and a quest for the…
Dec 23, 2025·29m
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2025.12.22: Blast Off
Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend of loss: Okalahoma, A&M, Jake Paul & Andrew Tate, updating your gifts, Avatar 3 box office, inflation, the Epstein…
Dec 22, 2025·22m
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2025.12.19: Made In China
Burnie and Ashley discuss the great Chinese catch up, EUV chips, research milestones, and all the Marvel teasers.
Dec 19, 2025·25m
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2025.12.18: Waiting To Get Physical
Burnie and Ashley discuss fake Marvel teasers, Steam replay, James Cameron, YouTube gets all the Oscars, Avatar 4 & 5, and waiting to get physical.
Dec 18, 2025·22m
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2025.12.17: The President Is A Loser
Burnie and Ashley discuss the President's dumb social media posts, the evolving WBD, iRobot bankruptcy, Ashley Burns Shenzen Hater, timing a bankruptcy, Digg's…
Dec 17, 2025·37m
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2025.12.16: How Quick Is Quicksand
Burnie and Ashley discuss purchasing mistakes, retail policies, Amazon stores, long term addiction, bail bonds, mass casualty reporting, and the quickest of…
Dec 16, 2025·28m
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2025.12.15: Reality Check
Disclaimer: Many serious topics in today's episode.Burnie and Ashley discuss Kansas City's playoff streak, alternate timeline merch, Brown University shooting…
Dec 15, 2025·20m
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2025.12.12: Anybody But Me
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Game Awards, dead genres, Divinity, Control, Baldur's Gate, and causing chaos in Venmo comments.
Dec 12, 2025·24m
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2025.12.11: You're Beautiful
Burnie and Ashley discuss dermaplaning, being self conscious, US creeping on your socials, piracy on the high seas, Pirates!, AI water usage, Hank Green…
Dec 11, 2025·35m
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2025.12.10 Double Digit Dog Days
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Australian social media ban, the worst platforms for kids, Joe the Cat, Game Awards, Expedition 33, Dispatch, Kik, World Cup…
Dec 10, 2025·24m
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2025.12.09: The Devils You Know
Burnie and Ashley discuss Half Sword, violence in videogames, adrenaline games, the hostile takeover of WB, and the media devils on our shoulders.
Dec 9, 2025·25m
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2025.12.08: Church For Sale
Burnie and Ashley discuss pumping up the crowd, cell phone lockers, Star Wars diners, A New Hope theatrical cut, being the coldest, the cringe-worty World Cup…
Dec 8, 2025·33m
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2025.12.05: Getting Some Data Back
Burnie and Ashley discuss negging your partner, Spotify Wrapped, Sponsor Chat this weekend, Flu season in Scotland, Dave Chapelle's Edmonton show, World Cup…
Dec 5, 2025·37m
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2025.12.04: Serial Storyline
Burnie and Ashley discuss She-Ra, He-Man, Netflix reboots, serial animated shows, obscure cartoons, Star Blazers, Popples, Chinese ICE flood, Indian Teslas…
Dec 4, 2025·27m
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2025.12.03: Not Doing The Voice Anymore
Burnie and Ashley discuss voice mails from Black Friday, the weird world of Golf ads, Francis Ford Coppola watch auctions, not knowing about collectibles…
Dec 3, 2025·27m
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2025.12.02: These Dogs Are Raw
Burnie and Ashley talk about rawdogging boredom, barebacking travel, K-shaped economies, all gas no brakes spending, and all problems no solutions podcasting.
Dec 2, 2025·20m
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2025.12.01: Mature Behavior
Burnie and Ashley discuss College Football, World Cup 2026, Wicked Too, Zootopia 2, Kill Bill Fortnite, Wobbly Life, Quarto, Chess, and the Airbus 320 rollback.
Dec 1, 2025·34m
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2025.11.28: Holiday Lessons
Burnie and Ashley discuss Black Friday, the best holiday ever, Howard Stern's cancellation, snacking, getting ready for Playboy, not being able to respond to…
Nov 28, 2025·25m
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2025.11.27: Unthanksgiving
Burnie and Ashley discuss turkeys, Paw Patrol and modern fascism, Tron release, Tether downgrade, gold holdings, Korean romcoms, and the Scrubs reboot.
Nov 27, 2025·19m
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2025.11.26: The Gooner Ending
Burnie and Ashley discuss defrosting, learning you're smarter than adults, microwave fears, gifts for dads, Stranger Things release day, AP's Top 25 Football…
Nov 26, 2025·33m
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2025.11.25: Chomp On A Cow
Burnie and Ashley discuss Executive death threats, Starliner, Bitcoin crash, day trading, Scion fund closure, Wicked premiere, Titanic's PCP problem, and deli…
Nov 25, 2025·37m
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2025.11.24: The Burden of Originality
Burnie and Ashley discuss passkeys, sleeping in the car, Xbox 360 turns 20, the weird weekend of American politics, Helldivers, Dispatch, Megabonk, and the…
Nov 24, 2025·28m
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2025.11.21: Pocket Joey
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dispatch, Joey's lost episodes, funny voiced actors, Sean Astin, Gomez Addams, Star Trek lyrics, Xena, Outland, Dark Star, and fringe…
Nov 21, 2025·27m
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2025.11.20: The End Of The Start Of The Conclusion
Burnie and Ashley discuss Aberdeen, Scottish weather, World Cup, geography according to Americans, Epstein, training LLMs on locked documents, Devs, Nick…
Nov 20, 2025·28m
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2025.11.19: The Backlog Of The Year Awards
Burnie and Ashley discuss 6/7, generational numbers, Epstein saga ending, Epstein saga just beginning, being cool vs being responsible, Game of the Year…
Nov 19, 2025·30m
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2025.11.18: Lego Blockchain
Burnie and Ashley discuss chess lessons, carton physics, Rube Goldberg, female members of Jackass, Lego Economics, Home Alone, Zathura, Jumanji, Simpsons…
Nov 18, 2025·31m
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2025.11.17: The HUCTOFCHVSOTTEAHUBOW Award
Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend box office, Running Man 2025, Now You Don't Cant't See Me, Dispatch, AP Top 25, Tom Cruise's first Oscar, weird Oscar…
Nov 17, 2025·34m
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2025.11.14: Funding The AI Arts
Burnie and Ashley discsuss Sabrina Carpenter, Veronika Slowikowska, cringe vs empathy, funding for the arts vs funding for AI artists, Vine reboots…
Nov 14, 2025·36m
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2025.11.13: That Shallow End Crouch
Burnie and Ashley discuss the RT Podcast poster, Tobin Lee, limited runs, Valve's hardware announcements, government reopening, Tehran drinking words, liquid…
Nov 13, 2025·29m
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2025.11.12: Yes and... Finger
Burnie and Ashley discuss Wicked 2, finger stroking, Hot Ones new show, Sean Evans, Running Man, Now You See Me's cool popcorn bucket, Funko's troubles, the…
Nov 12, 2025·27m
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2025.11.11: Bananapocalypses
Burnie and Ashley discuss rainbow hexagons, rainbow marriages, the Supreme Court leaves Kim Davis on read, the SNAP escalation, AI country songs, ghost…
Nov 11, 2025·29m