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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns · en · 726 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Morning Somewhere
2025.11.10: Part One of Thirty-five
Burnie and Ashley discuss sin-based wishes, date formats, 22:22 as underrated time, left-hand drive, genie strategy, couples watching habits, Stranger Things…
Nov 10, 2025·34m
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2025.11.07: Responsible Cuts
Burnie and Ashley discuss Thanksgiving buffers, gift giving, Burnie's impatience, hard to find Thanksgiving foods, NSFW Reddit, getting stuck in space, Burnie…
Nov 7, 2025·38m
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2025.11.06: Mush Part II
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Iron Cross, strippers, Showgirls week, Mush clones, Tom Brady's genetic experiments, mandatory disclosures, Counterstrike's…
Nov 6, 2025·27m
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2025.11.05: From A Hole In The Ground
Burnie and Ashley discuss NY elections, Ted Danson, The Good Place, Michael Schur, Jared Keeso, enviable careers, Showgirls, Dutch cuts, being Hobbits, Elon…
Nov 5, 2025·22m
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2025.11.04: Proper Props
Burnie and Ashley discuss election day, prize pumpkins, Sexiest Man of the Year, Wicked, Bridgerton, the 14 month calendar, the Phantom Tim Conspiracy, Hooters…
Nov 4, 2025·25m
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2025.11.03: Everything Gets A Date
Burnie and Ashley discuss daylights saving, relative holidays, mobile nuggets, trick or treating, Scottish commitment, blue shells, Nintendo lawsuits, and keep…
Nov 3, 2025·23m
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2025.10.31: No More Days Til Halloween
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, John Carepenter's Halloween, Halloween 3, Meta's very personal porn habit, Best and Worst Halloween candies, dark…
Oct 31, 2025·26m
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2025.10.30: Hallow's Eve Eve
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, Trick or Treating, secret identities, high resolution, Brazil police raids, American gunboats, tourists sweeps, Error 37…
Oct 30, 2025·26m
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2025.10.29: Join The Club
Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, 1X Neo robot, training in the home, monkeys on the loose, and mice with beautiful heads of hair.
Oct 29, 2025·26m
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2025.10.28: Waking Up To Baseball
Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying technology, Apple Live Events, the record setting-ish World Series game, Burnie and Gus Sorola at the 2005 World Series…
Oct 28, 2025·30m
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2025.10.27: Jonas Bonus
Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Jonas Brothers, U2, Cam Skatebo, NY Giants, the precious resource of public attention, and thoughts about the Halo…
Oct 27, 2025·28m
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2025.10.24: The Puppy Timeline
Burnie and Ashley discuss NBA gambling busts, forest fire trials, AI police work, rooting for Canada, Pokemon Happy Meals, puppies vs lingerie, flag football…
Oct 24, 2025·23m
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2025.10.23: Saving Your Place
Burnie and Ashley discuss female anatomy, community posts, weight based diet plans, Bobiverse, Downton Abbey, Red vs Blue's long term structure, locking up…
Oct 23, 2025·26m
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2025.10.22: Locally Sourced Content
Burnie and Ashley discuss Open AI's new browser, ASMR fugitives, The Anti Corruption of Public Morals Act, government shutdown correction, gold toilet futures…
Oct 21, 2025·29m
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2025.10.21: Hating The Game
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Mariners collapse, yips, AWS outage, revealing architecture via outage, the quiet tension of data outages, internet addiction…
Oct 21, 2025·22m
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2025.10.20: Da Loove
Burnie and Ashley discuss Shohei Ohtani's big night, amazing individual performances, Louvre heists, TAMU BAC, rivalries, Jobless Growth, and the quiet part…
Oct 20, 2025·20m
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2025.10.17: Watching On Delay
Burnie and Ashley discuss a Game of Thrones rewatch, does a bad ending matter on a rewatch, Tron:Ares, the actor in the most franchises, Tivo ends its…
Oct 17, 2025·30m
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2025.10.16: Sleep Cycling
Burnie and Ben King discuss time differences between countries, night life, all-nighters, expensive prices for locals, David Guetta, challenging strong…
Oct 16, 2025·28m
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2025.10.15: Whether You Should
Burnie and Ben King talk about benchmarking childhoods, dial-up internet, fintech, the mystery crypto investor, turning a buck, Burnie's sci-fi AGI theory…
Oct 15, 2025·26m
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2025.10.14: That Auto Aim Life
Burnie and Ashley discuss Apple TV's all new name, Battlefield 6 is actually Battlefield 37, Brutal Legend, Tim Schafer, Scott C, and achievement theory.
Oct 14, 2025·25m
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2025.10.13: Monday The 13th
Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday mornings, taking the highlighted path, MLB playoffs, college football rankings, childhood shaping sports choices, Zootropolis…
Oct 13, 2025·33m
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2025.10.10: Dark Web Dept
Burnie and Ashley discuss mommy monitoring, daddy destruction, GBP drops vs the currency with no government, Bitcoin & Gold ATHs, Discord leaks, providing your…
Oct 10, 2025·21m
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2025.10.09: Doing It Dry
Burnie and Ashley discuss Nobel Prize Showdown 2025, science prize money, EU burger regulations, new foods, not answering calls from Sweden, banned authors…
Oct 9, 2025·26m
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2025.10.08: The Cool Teacher
Burnie and Ashley discuss contest winners, Wes Anderson, Austin celebs, Mike Judge, blasts from the past, Korey Coleman, high school AP courses, the cool…
Oct 8, 2025·25m
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2025.10.07: Reading By Color
Burnie and Ashley discuss hot Atlantean princes, cloud based media, Xbox pricing rumors, Hank Green, Hulu shutting down, and a new drop contest at…
Oct 7, 2025·23m
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2025.10.06: Take Us Back To 2025
Burnie and Ashley discuss the break, our contest winner, Fattest Bear champion, Taylor Swift, bnl, The Big Bang Theory theme song, bubble porn, clean video…
Oct 6, 2025·29m
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2025.09.26: The Robot from Star Wars
Burnie and Ashley discuss that Pumpkin Spice Life, Ashley's Fat Bear update, the importance of nicknames, evolving ideas, being right while being wrong, Hades…
Sep 26, 2025·33m
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2025.09.25: Never Swallow The Worm
Burnie and Ashley discuss their succesful (?) dental exams, popular internet t-shirts, tall vibing, best selling RT shirts, The Yoke Controversy, future…
Sep 25, 2025·21m
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2025.09.24: Daily Worldly News
Burnie and Ashley discuss robot umpires, robot mowers, robot vacuums, robot Amazon workers, loving humans, and yet despising internet comments. Plus fat bears…
Sep 24, 2025·32m
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2025.09.23: Enraptured
Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday's contest, Pretty Woman, sharks, 3000, Jimmy Kimmel, Fat Bear prelims, local television stations, UK TV licenses, the legacy…
Sep 23, 2025·32m
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2025.09.22: Burned In Imagery
Burnie and Ashley discuss drop contests, loopholes, watching Alien Earth, not watching Alien Earth, Disney owns everything, Teddy Ruxpin, toy movies, The…
Sep 22, 2025·21m
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2025.09.19: Bricked Eyeballs
Burnie and Ashley discuss smart fridges, All Advantage, ad bars, the YouTube Partner Program, the second fridge, Otter Pops, new iOS, liquid glass, too many…
Sep 19, 2025·31m
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2025.09.18: Served Cold
Burnie and Ashley discuss Jimmy Kimmel's suspension, Burnie's frustration with discussing American extremism every single day, meth animals, The Witcher…
Sep 18, 2025·24m
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2025.09.17: Hitting The Post
Burnie and Ashley discuss hitting the post, Limewire buying Fyre Festival, the Klarna IPO, reinventing everything, layaway, broke economics, A24 dating bios…
Sep 17, 2025·23m
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2025.09.16: The Plight of the Click Farmers
Burnie and Ashley discuss The Diplomat, debt-is-good financial strategies, lots of thoughts of dead media & social media addiction, The Diplomat, and the 90th…
Sep 16, 2025·32m
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2025.09.15: Inescapable Cringe
Burnie and Ashley run long talking about the 2025 Emmys, Adolescence, Severance, The Studio, cringe comedy, long takes, competing with your castmates, Hacks…
Sep 15, 2025·23m
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2025.09.12: Take J2 And Shove It
Burnie and Ashley talk about little kids' laughter, viral names, SingingTeacherGirl, more giant media mergers, Tron Ares, the Bioshock movie, streaming media…
Sep 12, 2025·25m
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2025.09.11: The Cycle
Burnie and Ashley talk about the death of Charlie Kirk, the human quality of empathy, and the cyclical nature of violence.
Sep 11, 2025·17m
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2025.09.10: Pimps Learn Mandarin
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Duolingo takeover, the Apple awe dropping event, Lemmings & Brontosauruses, under-using technology, being one number away from a…
Sep 10, 2025·22m
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2025.09.09: Engineering Our Own Demise
Burnie and Ashley yammer on about audiobooks, lottery payouts, Australia's sunscreen scandal, searching for a specific item in 2025, Apple's iPhone event, Far…
Sep 8, 2025·24m
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2025.09.08: Two Degrees To Boiling
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hollow Knight, baseball catches, Burnie's new Doomsday clock idea, ragebait, and the billion dollar Powerball.
Sep 8, 2025·19m
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2025.09.05: That Lucas Bump
Burnie and Jordan Cwierz talk about Jordan's day off, the Glenfarclas distillery, whisky making, going deep on a new passion, unrepeatable experiences, badly…
Sep 5, 2025·31m
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2025.09.04: Insnails
Burnie and Ashley discuss backlog television content, Alien:Earth's rave reviews, Doctor Who, sonic screwdrivers, Lara Croft, Sophie Turner, sinister snails…
Sep 4, 2025·22m
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2025.09.03: Skye Fault
Burnie and Jordan Cwierz discuss their history together, cool fan art, the first RTX, Conan O'Brien takes, Jordan's rough history of roasting, the bizarre 535…
Sep 3, 2025·26m
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2025.09.02: Weird Beard
Burnie and Ashley discuss phone tech support, single track roads, spelling Quiraing, road trips, river etymology, bold beard choices, CEO takedowns, and cheeky…
Sep 2, 2025·23m
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2025.09.01: Pop Up Blocker
Burnie and Ashley discuss lush Summers, Pumpkin Spice, College Football, superstitions, Burnie's paranormal experience, Long Walk promotions, a new Rooster…
Sep 1, 2025·26m
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2025.08.29: Easy A
Burnie and Ashley discuss coffee math 2k25, shower descriptions, crowd sourcing, Wet Wipe Island, fatbergs, shower maintenance, and fighter jet tech…
Aug 29, 2025·22m
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2025.08.28: Long Term To Do
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Microsoft Kin vs Kik vs Kick, username pronounciations, presidential logo dogpiles, loaded September, Apple, Long Walk, Downton…
Aug 27, 2025·23m
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2025.08.27: Those Without Sn
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Morning Somewhere mascot, the great tin bear market, Raja Jackson, Kick, robodialers, abuse streamers, French autopsies, Swift…
Aug 27, 2025·23m
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2025.08.26: Skinfluencers
Burnie and Ashley talk about Ashley's skincare addiction, painting garages, the new TV in the wall description, storage philosophy, skin care routines, how to…
Aug 26, 2025·27m
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2025.08.25: G.L.O.P.
Burnie and Ashley discuss kids birthdays, pretty pregnancies, Apple Shortcuts, modern data speeds in ancient places, The Long Walk, and unsuccessfully avoid…
Aug 25, 2025·27m
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2025.08.22: Bautista Backup
Burnie and Ashley discuss Evan Mulrooney, looking manly at a young age, going grey, life without a smartphone, internet kill switches, and looking ahead to new…
Aug 22, 2025·26m
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2025.08.21: Brain Drain
Burnie and Ashley discuss kids games with adult stuff, Grounded, Satisfactory, Mr Rogers, Frank Caprio, and MIT's failing AI report.Support our podcast at…
Aug 21, 2025·26m
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2025.08.20: SCOBY Don't
Burnie and Ashley discuss the first day of school, health trends they would never do, summer school, corporal punishment, Starlink's new standy mode, good…
Aug 20, 2025·28m
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2025.08.19: One Big TV Network
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Academy Awards on YouTube, new LOTR, sports blackouts, George RR Martin, The Storm Sword Champions, James Bond, Russia's Number…
Aug 19, 2025·26m
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2025.08.18: Made For The Stage
Burnie and Ashley discuss being a mainstager, selfie sessions, shortcuts, letting machines do the work, blowing up, Terence Stamp, and Superman on home video.
Aug 18, 2025·39m
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2025.08.15: Switcheroo
Burnie and Ashley discuss fly fishing, non-conservation conservatives, subscription fees, wealth-based fines, social health care byproducts, paying into the…
Aug 15, 2025·22m
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2025.08.14: Metrics Addiction
Burnie and Ashley discuss Teddy's visit, the lads, fishing, Project Hail Mary, Dungeon Crawler Carl dominating the charts, Q&A crowd work, easy laughs, and…
Aug 14, 2025·27m
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2025.08.13: Xenomork & Mindy
Burnie and Ashley discuss improv, Labubu heists, reverse physical transformations, Alien:Earth's breakout star, weird crossovers, and perceived value.Support…
Aug 13, 2025·24m
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2025.08.12: Don't Talk Back In Anger
Burnie and Ashley discuss weird milestones, weird fan support, gramophones, Motorola, flip phones, Oasis gag orders, the lost art of curation, and their go-to…
Aug 12, 2025·22m