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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns · en · 726 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Morning Somewhere
2025.08.11: Weaponized
Burnie and Ashley discuss Weapons, trading nights in a relationship, providing selfies vs credit cards, the personal association of photos, AI rights, and…
Aug 10, 2025·31m
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2025.08.08: The Long Game
Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over…
Aug 8, 2025·23m
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2025.08.07: All Our Base
Burnie and Ashley take it back to 2003 and discuss the re-emergence of the roosterteeth.com website, returned to the world when it was needed most.
Aug 7, 2025·18m
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2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay
Burnie and Ashley discuss Star Wars fatigue, blaming fans, Howard Stern's alledged cancellation, empty anticipation tanks, wordplay, Danish solutions, sausage…
Aug 6, 2025·29m
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2025.08.05: Stashed Cucumbers
Burnie and Ashley discuss tucked away cucumbers, lessons from little kids, Storm Flores, clearing trees, chainsaw boots, ButterRum vs Red Velvet, Hot Buttered…
Aug 5, 2025·33m
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2025.08.04: War Of The Worst
Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans…
Aug 4, 2025·22m
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2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal
Burnie and Ashley discuss the best Summer in years, bumper crops, soil depletion, Buffalo's temperature record, New Ground's self-reflexive age verification…
Aug 1, 2025·27m
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2025.07.31: Dong Radar
Burnie and Ashley discuss dorky usernames, Amazon's Netflix of AI, creator crab buckets, Nolan festivals, one year pre-orders, Naked Gun, big dongs, War of the…
Jul 31, 2025·25m
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2025.07.30: Scale Problems
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Russian earthquake, the Richter scale, magnitudes, the danger of alert fatigue, erroneous nuclear warnings, Reagan's open mic…
Jul 30, 2025·23m
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2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First
Burnie and Ashley discussing safe evacuation practices, UK's Online Safety Act, VPN's banning media, the Brocha, the Nappuccino, and Ashley's bid for a Nobel…
Jul 29, 2025·25m
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2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy
Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantastic Four [no spoilers], box office analysis rules, Gwyneth Paltrow to the rescue, Astronmer's PSA, saving your job during a…
Jul 28, 2025·28m
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2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hulk Hogan, the WWF, UHF wrestling, Ozzy word pairings, local shaming vs global shaming, arresting Chuck E Cheese, credit card…
Jul 25, 2025·26m
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2025.07.24: Elbows Deep
Burnie and Ashley discuss business pitfalls, travel sleep, body clocks, best sleeps, livestreaming takes, Amazon's bracelet that listen to you, Clorox hacks…
Jul 24, 2025·30m
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2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture
Burnie and Ashley have a mobile podcast, with Burnie huddle up a rent-by-the-minute hotel room. They discuss the subreddit oops, emergency contacts, Ozzy…
Jul 23, 2025·19m
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2025.07.22: Milk Flight
Burnie and Jason discuss traffic cameras, toll scams, milk flights, diamond intersections, harrowing bus rides, impromptu bowling, feeling old, AI search help…
Jul 22, 2025·29m
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2025.07.21: Let's See Some ID
Burnie and Ashley discuss the MS Movies & TV closure, splitting your library, verifying your age for Reddit "mature" content, getting in the van for candy, the…
Jul 21, 2025·24m
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2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star
Burnie and Ben King talk about reality TV, the Studio, $200,000,0000 AI Engineers, Meta's track record at acquisitions, Threads, artificial paramours, Reddit's…
Jul 18, 2025·35m
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2025.07.17: Planet Shopping
Burnie and Jason discuss the blame game, allergies, Texas mosquitos, Mars auctions, NFT's, Burnie's esteemed extra appearances, Facebook's privacy woes…
Jul 17, 2025·36m
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2025.07.16: That's MRS. Durnkensnerk To You
Burnie and Barbara Dunkelman discuss weddings, COVID holdovers, minimum wage, Canadian indulgences, losing touch with your home country, and the 2025 Emmy…
Jul 16, 2025·44m
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2025.07.15: Elmo's Racist Weekend
Burnie and Ashley discuss toddler camp outs, horizontal sleeping, Elmo's Twitter crashout, living in a superhero city, McDonalds exposes its applicants, a…
Jul 15, 2025·20m
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2025.07.14: The Life We Chose
Burnie and his guest Jason Saldana discuss Superman, right to cancel, starting to watch The Simpsons in 2025, Uber ratings, tipping, impending sense of Doom…
Jul 14, 2025·29m
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2025.07.11: Let's Go Brandon
Burnie and his special guest Brandon Farmahini get political as they discuss protest encounters, civil disobedience, the power of local politics, and the…
Jul 11, 2025·27m
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2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu
Burnie and Becca Frasier (and Clem!) sit down to talk about her fundraising results, Rooster Teeth charity drives, the changing reputation of Texas, Ted Cruz…
Jul 10, 2025·29m
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2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat
Burnie and Ashley discuss Superman reviews, Mush's job, Burnie's mammal status, head pops, broken embargos, perfect casting, Burnie's Makita victory, mulching…
Jul 9, 2025·19m
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2025.07.08: Pas De Poop
Burnie and Ashley discuss the tech test, podcast philosophy, Mush The Jerk, French poop rivers, small town bees, politicizing improvement, and ASMR forests…
Jul 8, 2025·23m
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2025.07.07: First Time Caller
Burnie hits the road and calls Ashley to discuss swearing birds, Texas flooding, extreme weather, anecdotes vs trends, new dinosaurs, Bond casting, big tax…
Jul 7, 2025·25m
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2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle
Burnie and Ashley discuss best cookout dishes, fake foods, fireworks, ChatGPT cults, snakes on planes, dryer snakes, and Burnie's Switch 2 revelation.Support…
Jul 4, 2025·24m
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2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Sean Combs verdict, Microsoft layoffs, Last of Us departures, Battlestar Galactica, long breaks, The Boys final season, being…
Jul 3, 2025·26m
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2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed
Byron and Ashley discuss name changes, Labubu, beanie babies, Cybertruck 2050, AI bands, the lack of Squid Game chatter, and our choice for Squid King.Support…
Jul 2, 2025·20m
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2025.07.01: Pit Slop
Burnie and Ashley discuss FAFO speedruns, Burnie's trailer failings, is Jurassic Park a millennial franchise, Project Hail Mary reveals, Reddit AI battles…
Jul 1, 2025·23m
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2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense
Burnie and Ashley discuss when a beloved book gets adapted, the Project Hail Mary trailer predictions, owning one's gatekeeping, Steam Levels, Steam's stalwart…
Jun 30, 2025·27m
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2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir
Burnie and Ashley discuss kpop Demon Hunters, JD Vance memes, border control, Cozy Lofi, Poop Cruise, kidney stone roller coasters, Ballerina streaming date…
Jun 27, 2025·28m
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2025.06.26: Gone Fishing
Burnie and Scott hit the road and discuss short drops, missing money, mind control, Titanic collisions, uncanny valleys, lab grown meat, and the perfect app…
Jun 26, 2025·34m
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2025.06.25: Top Gun World
Burnie and Scott discuss the Iranian Israeli ceases fire ceasing, To Do alarms, life imitating Top Gun: Maverick, free energy, and more.Support our podcast at…
Jun 25, 2025·23m
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2025.06.24: A Few More Tears
Burnie and Ashley discuss uncanny products, Israel Iran ceasefire, early warnings, Truth Social, kpop videogame board games, Demon Hunters, and a Rooster Teeth…
Jun 24, 2025·27m
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2025.06.23: Our Pants Era
Burnie and Ashley discuss Iran bombings, Sabrina Carpenters new song, the Death Stranding adaptation, our least favorite kinks, Ballerina, 28 Years…
Jun 23, 2025·26m
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2025.06.20: Plastic Comfort Food
Burnie and Ashley discuss British heat, feeding themselves corporate MRE's, How To Train Your Dragon, British accents in fiction, and 28 Years Later [no…
Jun 20, 2025·15m
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2025.06.19: Pangolin Supply Chain
Burnie and Ashley discuss the pangolin market, Trump savings accounts, Tesla Robotaxi requested delays, and how to talk to your family about UBI.Support our…
Jun 19, 2025·24m
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2025.06.18: Urban Legend
Burnie and Ashley discuss shorts history, the death of urban legends, unintentional falls, Chevy Chase pratfalls, Star Wars lore, the midjourney lawsuit…
Jun 18, 2025·30m
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2025.06.17: CEO In A Box
Burnie and Ashley discuss box beds, sleep cycles, marketing turned standalone hits, 23andme changes ownership to the same owner, fake Chinese CEOs, Louvre…
Jun 17, 2025·32m
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2025.06.16: Beta Mail
Burnie and Ashley discuss their sheep shearing day, Father's Day, kid clothes, their perspective of US events from afar, their philosophy about sharing…
Jun 16, 2025·36m
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2025.06.13: Pugh Pugh Pugh
Burnie and Ashley discuss chicken bullying, sheep shearing, No Kings protests, military parades, India Air crash, Israeli attack, and Florence Pugh's Hollywood…
Jun 13, 2025·24m
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2025.06.12: The Damage Has Value
Burnie and Ashley discuss cleric spells, support classes, maintenance mechanics, Apple's Liquid Glass, the Holy Order of the Finder Icon, VR vision impact, the…
Jun 12, 2025·29m
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2025.06.11: Shame Set To Private
Burnie and Ashley discuss Khaby Lame's detainment, visa troubles, Grifball playdates, the most viral Rooster Teeth video not on Rooster Teeth, Squid Games…
Jun 11, 2025·29m
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2025.06.10: Sydney Sweetheart Deals
Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 problems, calibration, AMC ad increases, WB, D, Marines in LA, the big beautiful bill, and the new normal.Support our…
Jun 10, 2025·27m
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2025.06.09: Seven More Things
Burnie and Ashley discuss Los Angeles protests, Gaza Humanitarian aid, 2025's catchphrase, TACO, Tarantino's ten films, Xbox handheld, Lego games vs LEGO…
Jun 9, 2025·23m
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2025.06.06: Jumping Ship
Burnie and Ashley discuss scary stories, parents arrested in North Carolina, US digital surveillance, Musk Trump social beef, the Epstein boogeyman, Switch 2…
Jun 6, 2025·29m
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2025.06.05: Switch Therapy
Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 deliveries, Ashleys digital therapist, Burnie's sexy lady mobile game, Lumines, too many graphics, Fenyx Rising, Remo…
Jun 5, 2025·24m
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2025.06.04: Doctor Whom
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tinder's GenZ adjustments, South Korean birth rates, Grifball returns, Switch 2's screen warning, human molting, the internet spoils…
Jun 4, 2025·26m
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2025.06.03: 700 Engineers In A Trenchcoat
Burnie and Ashley discuss bicycle leg day, Thunderbolts performance, Notepad updates, fake AI engines, AI artists as analogy for AI itself, US recession watch…
Jun 3, 2025·24m
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2025.06.02: All Bikes, No Helmet
Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Amsterdam, knock on effects of socialized health care, Stroopwaffles, Sydney Sweeney bath water bath soap, Project Hail…
Jun 2, 2025·21m
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2025.05.30: Dutchland
Burnie and Ashley discuss traveling in Europe, the value of holidays in UK, Britain's eternal sunshine, bee populations, and finally seeing the…
May 30, 2025·21m
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2025.05.29: Redoing All The Bugs
Burnie and Ashley discuss Leeroy Jenkins, the Criterion Closet, Wes Anderson's new box set, Southwest's bag fee, physical media, Plex servers, Jellyfin, XBMC…
May 29, 2025·28m
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2025.05.28: Actuarial Body Shaming
Burnie and Ashley discuss cheese rolling, standing airline seats, Harry Potter casting, breaking the mold, callback threshholds, farting corpses, Japanese…
May 28, 2025·25m
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2025.05.27: The One With All The Copyright Claims
Burnie and Ashley discuss credit card fraud, customer service, the American Music Awards, Billie Eilish domination, DJO -- the artist who looks like himself…
May 27, 2025·29m
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2025.05.26: Live Action Adaptation
Burnie and Ashley discuss Lilo & Stitch, Mission Impossible, Tom Cruise, popcorn shaming, crypto crime, changing movies for modern sensitivities, and a Rooster…
May 26, 2025·25m
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2025.05.23: Little Rules
Burnie and Ashley discuss timeliness, complementary relationships, the penny's last ride, the International Fixed Calendar, calligraphy, Illumination, berry…
May 23, 2025·33m
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2025.05.22: Life In The Uncanny Valley
Burnie and Ashley very safely discuss the Tush Push vote, Wes Anderson's Cannes booing, Gene Hackman, AI reading lists, Shakira super spreader events, email…
May 22, 2025·36m
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2025.05.21: NSFW Tush Pushin
This episode is NSFW. Burnie and Ashley VERY AWKWARDLY discuss female directors, the NFL's awkward Tush Push controversy, awkward paprazzi woes, awkward Joh…
May 21, 2025·23m
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2025.05.20: You Are Here
Burnie and Ashley discuss fetishes, Ivan Reitman, SNL50, Weekend Update joke swap, relative enlightenment, Nicole Kidman, female directors, Fortnite's AI Darth…
May 20, 2025·28m