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Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns · en · 726 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Morning Somewhere
2025.05.19: Parody Account Ability
Burnie and Ashley discuss Doom, Blue Prince, Fantasy Life, Brittany Furlan drama, Music claims, Sebastian Stan's voluminous filmography, President Biden's…
May 19, 2025·24m
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2025.05.16: Avril Lavigne Theory
Burnie and Ashley discuss US protests, Agent Provocateurs, dress code union busting, Starbucks, men's rompers, Avril Lavigne, and machines taking our…
May 16, 2025·27m
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2025.05.15: Maxed Out
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's Blue Prince run, Middle Aged Doom, Cubic Odyssey, Minecraft's Legacy, the John Madden movie, Uber invents the bus, HBO's…
May 15, 2025·30m
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2025.05.14: Good To Be Bad
Burnie and Ashley discuss Cannes fashion protests, weird guidelines, EU manual hypocrisy, sneaky snakes, being good to be bad, Coinbase, BTC rally, Ethereum…
May 14, 2025·21m
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2025.05.13 Voluminous Volume
Burnie and Ashley discuss Canes, Cannes, red carpet guidelines, planking, sports injuries, Murderbots, Long Walk, and Fallout's renewal.
May 13, 2025·26m
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2025.05.12: Real World Examples
Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff agreements, skipping cell phone generations, NASDAQ vs Dow, Chat GPT reads coffee grounds, Netflix deletes interactive…
May 12, 2025·30m
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2025.05.09: Forgive Me Father, I Have Sinead
Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Pope, communion, one big cup, choosing a Pope name, white smoke, pronouncing Irish names, Proper Noun bullying, K-pop's…
May 9, 2025·24m
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2025.05.08: GTA VI
Burnie and Ashley put GTA VI in the title of their podcast so that people will click it then discuss the trailer, the screenshots, Rockstar's reputation, music…
May 8, 2025·33m
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2025.05.07: Calvin & Hobbes & Shaw
Burnie and Ashley discuss war movies, Marvel's warning shot, Bill Watterson, Gary Larson, Calvin & Hobbes, the Met Gala, fifteen minutes of material, India…
May 7, 2025·27m
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2025.05.06: Podcast Title*
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tik Tok fines, first-party spoilers, staying out of the conversation, great games with low staying power, James Cameron's The Fall…
May 6, 2025·25m
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2025.05.05: Secretariat's Come Back
Burnie and Ashley discuss Skype's demise, long distance calling, Secretariat's 2025 dominance, movie tariffs, billionaire giveaways, Epic vs Apple, YouTube…
May 5, 2025·24m
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BONUS 2025.05.02: Robert Rodriguez
Drop in midstream on a conversation between Burnie and legendary director Robert Rodriguez, the man behind the Desperado, Spy Kids, Sin City, and Dusk Till…
May 2, 2025·1h 7m
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2025.05.02: Very Very Frightening
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's birthday plans, duty-free temptation, The Terminal, Tom Hanks, Finch, being in the crosshairs of public ire, MCU end credit…
May 2, 2025·28m
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2025.05.01: Enough Dimes
Burnie and Ashley discuss the search for a new Tesla CEO, Waymo's Toyota deal, Uber ratings, recession numbers, faking full shelves, dropping dimes, counting…
May 1, 2025·27m
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2025.04.30: Blaming Lag
Burnie and Ashley discuss environmental relativity, jet lag, noise cancelling, Mount Fuji rescue, trade deficit records, trade deals for everyone but the US…
Apr 30, 2025·30m
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2025.04.29: Digging Deep
Burnie and guest host Becca discuss her current fundraising campaign for the Leukemia & Lymphoma society. Burnie continues his never ending quest to discover…
Apr 29, 2025·26m
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2025.04.28: Now Pronouncing
Burnie and Blaine Gibson continue their grand tradition of spilling the tea on the beautiful wedding ceremonies of their friends. They also talk about the NFL…
Apr 28, 2025·36m
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2025.04.25: Steve Jacksons All The Way Down
Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 pre-orders, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Robin Williams and dangerous animals, Steve Jackson working with Steve Jackson…
Apr 25, 2025·28m
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2025.04.24: Physical Backup
Ashley and special guest Jon Risinger discuss trailer strategy, press screenings, Daredevil, Severance, Wednesday, release windows, Sinners, media ownership…
Apr 24, 2025·33m
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2025.04.23: Chaotic Neutral Horse Girls
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Oblivion remake, Finn's great day, Blue Prince end game, The Outer Wilds, Elder Scrolls VI, The Oblivion remake, Oblivion's…
Apr 23, 2025·27m
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2025.04.22: Tech Taste Test
Burnie and Kerry Shawcross talk about his blind gmaing guides, Metroidvania, Switch Taste Tests, Ashley's cameo, Pope Francis's death, the fall of empires…
Apr 22, 2025·31m
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2025.04.21: Shush Shush Stab
Burnie and Ashley discuss Scott's Patreon success, 420 Easter, Minecraft stabbings, Chicken Jockey, Hollywood's latest obsession, Blue Prince, notepad games…
Apr 21, 2025·25m
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2025.04.18: Pretty Pretty Pretty Good Friday
Burnie and Ashley discuss Good Friday, putting the Fed on blast, Mario Kart Direct, Ryan Gosling's Star Wars, turning down the dream, Fantastic Four's trailer…
Apr 18, 2025·22m
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2025.04.17: One Minute At A Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fed's hard line, Fyre Festival 2 cancelled, anime figures destroyed by US Customs, Rule 34, 4chan, Homestar Runner, 3/4 inch…
Apr 17, 2025·24m
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2025.04.16: Kids Eat Batteries
Burnie and Ashley discuss screw down battery covers, the Burns family rechargeable nightmare, the American constitutional meltdown, 4chan's shutdown, the worst…
Apr 16, 2025·27m
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2025.04.15: Waymo Than You Realize
Burnie and Ashley discuss US Tax Day, the drop of American tourism, Apple Maps, Katy Perry in space, biggest rivals, Waymo, angel investing, Shark Tank, Mark…
Apr 15, 2025·23m
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2025.04.14: Turns Out There Were Some More Of Us
Burnie and Ashley discuss Last Of Us Season 2's premiere, Bella mixups, economic uncertainty, tariff exemption rug pulls, Blue Prince, Balatro, Outer Wilds…
Apr 14, 2025·25m
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2025.04.11: CHUD Money
Burnie and Scott talk about all the lastest trends and solutions to our ongoing societal issues... j/k they talk about people who live underground and want to…
Apr 11, 2025·38m
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2025.04.10: Edgar Suit
Burnie and Ashley discuss Kingpin, non-ferrous trash collection methods, location scouting, the market whiplash, outsider trading allegations, boring ass bonds…
Apr 10, 2025·27m
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2025.04.09: Sweet Tea
Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff reactions, Razer stops laptop sales, Apple flies iPhones, Finn's first baseball game, how baseball has changed since Burnie…
Apr 9, 2025·28m
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2025.04.08: The Second To Last Of Us
Burnie and Ashley discuss the NCAA Championship game, timing the last three minutes, Last of Us Season 2, splitting source material, Last of Us Part II's…
Apr 8, 2025·27m
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2025.04.07: Brace Positions
Burnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's woeful outlook, circuit breakers, Wolf of Wall Street, Black Monday 1987, Paul Volker, Nintendo's Switch 2 punt…
Apr 7, 2025·27m
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2025.04.04: Five Minute Reunion
Burnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's miserable day, evolving stories, picking a fight with everyone, CinemaCon, email auto-repsonders, Superman's clip…
Apr 4, 2025·24m
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2025.04.03: Turnip Tariff
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Switch 2, Big Emoji, GenZ's parent sex problem, guys vs houseplants, reciprocal tariffs, stagflation, male living spaces, hot…
Apr 3, 2025·33m
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2025.04.02: Four Of Hearts
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Zelda trailer, IGN's fake Zelda trailer, fake trailer channels getting demonetized, Now You See Me, Now You Didn't Name The Movie…
Apr 2, 2025·27m
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2024.04.01: High Rules
Burnie and Ashley discuss delayed April Fools gotchas, delayed flights thanks to DOGE, are air traffic controllers considered ground crew, getting the time…
Apr 1, 2025·19m
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2025.03.31: Compatibility Issues
Burnie and Ashley discuss building your device, Wi-Fi on the airplane, Aberdeen Airport construction, Nintendo's lack of a backup plan, Switch 2, WiiU, Super…
Mar 31, 2025·25m
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2025.03.28: In Defense Of The Swat Sticker
Burnie and Ashley refuse to explain that title while discussing Ashley's apocalyptic packing, pre-cloud gaming, post-cloud coffee makers, Subnautica, defaced…
Mar 28, 2025·22m
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2025.03.27: Time To Burger
Burnie and Ashley discuss StarF's burger science, Burnie's anthropological study of Ashley's diet, Heathrow's panic attack, randomizing everything, ghosts in…
Mar 27, 2025·19m
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2025.03.26: Mixed Tapes
Burnie and Ashley discuss mix tapes, Napsters long history of selling the brand, Atari, Game Informer, James Bond's new producers, Hagrid casting rumors…
Mar 26, 2025·30m
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2025.03.25: Reputation Destroyer
Burnie and Ashley discuss morning fights, Burnie's revealing confession, Zendaya's MJ is actually Michelle Jones, 23andMe bankruptcy, Horse Armor, Assassin's…
Mar 25, 2025·26m
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2025.03.24: Snow Why
Burnie and Ashley discuss the reception of the Snow White movie, drama that doesn't drive interest, Severance Season 2 finale, the 5000 days since last Game of…
Mar 24, 2025·23m
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2025.03.21: The Brusque Bus
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Heathrow shut down, UK's travel warning for the US, Austin's tetris architecture, customs brusqueness, portraits of our great…
Mar 21, 2025·25m
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2025.03.20: The Middle Seat
Burnie and Ashley discuss the superiority of our podcast, small wins as feel good news, kindness, crowd surfing gone wrong, Coyote vs Acme, Together, and…
Mar 20, 2025·20m
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2025.03.19: Raw Dogging The Cell Network
Burnie and Ashley discuss Auto Tune The News, Gregory Brothers, Butch and Suni splash-down, astronaut muscle memory, parent timers, demonetization, Butch and…
Mar 19, 2025·28m
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2025.03.18: Coming Home
Burnie and Ashley have a fever dream of an episode where they celebrate the return of American Heroes and famed astronauts Butch and Suni. They also ruin any…
Mar 18, 2025·31m
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2025.03.17: Tech Crab Bucket
Burnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's hangovers, portion sizes, awful recipe sites, I Love Bees, viral marketing, sharing the misery of a tech problem, crab…
Mar 17, 2025·32m
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2025.03.14: Goats All The Way Down
Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantasy Life, Black Mirror Season 7, Will Poulter, Mackenize Davis, Devs, Station Eleven, dystopian prison sentences, Severance…
Mar 14, 2025·24m
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2025.03.13: Smooth, Beautiful Feet
Burnie and Ashley discuss foot care, guy foot care, SpaceX's scrubbed mission, Butch and Sunni's latest extension, Anora's Oscar marketing campaign, movie swag…
Mar 13, 2025·27m
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2025.03.12: Survivorship Bias
Burnie and Ashley discuss carrying the burden, prolapsed chickens, stupid kid games, Roofball on ESPN, Tag The Movie, movie stars vs influencers, Scarlet…
Mar 12, 2025·26m
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2025.03.11: Crying At The Party
Burnie and Ashley discuss vague-booking, the one person crying at the party, flash mobs, Improv Everywhere, looting & drugs, AI improv, performance art…
Mar 11, 2025·19m
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2025.03.10: Time To Change
Burnie and Ashley discuss the US time change, Mickey 17, Parasite, Split Fiction, It Takes Two, love for Canadians, Canadian PM change, Royal Shrovetide…
Mar 10, 2025·31m
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2025.03.07: eGOAT
Burnie and Ashley discuss Freddie Wong's new movie, the uncanny Sesame voice demo, the videogame Hall of Fame, guidelines for GOATs, and Friday's greatest song.
Mar 7, 2025·33m
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2025.03.06: Pressed For Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss book hangovers, One Piece, The Witches, villainous traits, the moral safety of zombies, The Recruit, Colton Dunn, Paradise Episode 7…
Mar 6, 2025·26m
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2025.03.05: Countdown To Jesus
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Robinson's perseverance, greatest episodes of television, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, skipping intros & recaps…
Mar 5, 2025·26m
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2025.03.04: Coop Co-op Corp
Burnie and Ashley discuss a community member enters the international grocery fight, rooftop pigeon culture, rent-a-chicken, In Memoriam rules, Ne Zha 2 breaks…
Mar 4, 2025·24m
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2025.03.03: Crab Elixir
Burnie and Ashley discuss fishbell doorbells, bad calendar notes, horseshoe crab blood, most expensive liquids, Oscar winners, Keiran Culkin, Elizabeth Olson…
Mar 3, 2025·25m
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2025.02.28: Ladies Night In Space
Burnie and Ashley test some tech, correct Ashley's ongoing Potter mistakes, curling, Katy Perry in space, Butch & Sunni's employment status, Chapelle Roan's…
Feb 28, 2025·25m
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2025.02.27: Bygone Era
Burnie and Ashley discuss the passings of Michelle Trachtenberg & Gene Hackman, carbon monoxide speculation, measles in Texas, Ashley's Potter redemption Part…
Feb 27, 2025·23m
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2025.02.26: Dumb & Dumbledore
Burnie and Ashley talk about Harry Potter casting, Burnie's Potter ignorance, Ashley's dream casting, Dungeon Crawler Carl's casting challenge, the sudden egg…
Feb 26, 2025·31m