Shows / Morning Somewhere
Morning Somewhere
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website: https://www.morningsomewhere.com Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
- Morning Somewhere
2025.02.25: Dare To Devil
Burnie and Ashley discuss tech woes, BIG tech woes, Bybit's heist, Kathleen Kennedy's rumored departure, Rick Berman's Star Trek legacy, Daredevil, and beloved…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.02.24: Patent Toll
Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher's 100%, Severance's Most Watched Crown, the possible Hooters bankruptcy, Monday's bad rap, patent drama, and Ashley's…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.02.21: Chopping Broccolis
Burnie and Ashley discuss forensic accounting, Infinity Nikki ain't free, lifetime app subscriptions, unused game updates, Amazon takes over Bond, Marvel cuts…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.02.20: Rookie Numbers
Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher Season 3, Alan Ritchson, Burnie's short stint as a morning show host, Maya Hawke's influencer revelation, revisionism, city…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.02.19: Where We Dropping
Burnie and Ashley discuss population decline projections, the slow motion Thanos snap, Trump's IVF order, dog buggies, getting old, Burnie's apology to the…
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2025.02.18: Want Some Candy?
Burnie and Ashley discuss never-ending drama, reality TV, the Delta plane crash, leaving your personal belongings behind, Reddit paywalls, zombie plans vs true…
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2025.02.17: Half A Century
Burnie and Ashley discuss SNL's 50th anniversary celebration, discovering SNL sketches fifty years in, Lorne Michael's hiatus, embracing YouTube, leaning away…
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2025.02.14: Heart Eyes
Burnie and Ashley discuss Valentine's Day last minute ideas, gift certifcates, mani-pedis, junk mail in the UK vs US, Burnie's scanning methodology, coffee…
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2025.02.13: El Morte De Los Owlito Verde
Burnie and Ashley discuss Valentine's Day Eve, death by meteor, Duolingo's bizarre mascot lore, Captain America 4, Y2K II, the Unix 2038 problem, and trying to…
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2025.02.12: The Hate Era
Burnie and Ashley(!) discuss the US vibe, airline check in times, Super Bowl s record numbers, the age of hate, Gulf Of America, the new Bridget Jones, romcom…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.02.11: Tight Five
Armando Torres and Burnie, RT Podcast hosts from different eras, discuss stand-up comedy, personality driven content, modern trends, the relationship between…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.02.10: That Film Smell
Burnie and his guest Wes Ellis talk about his path to Rooster Teeth, putting yourself out there, getting into the SXSW festival, his new film Neuro, shooting…
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2025.02.07: Billion Dollar Drama
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Big Game, watching for free, Super Bowl commercials, the grand total of It Ends With Us lawsuits, just how naked was Kanye West's…
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2025.02.06: Run It Back
Burnie and Ashley discuss the reaction to yesterday's announcement, a Patreon social experiment, Rooster Teeth's 3rd trip to 9MM subs, Jurassic Park Rebirth…
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2025.02.04: Gibbles
Burnie and his guest Blaine Gibson discuss his new plushie, recording remotely, the mythical Texas football coach, being a slab of meat, the rebuilding year…
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2025.02.03: Groundbog
Burnie and Becca discuss post-humous data access, getting locked out of your own devices, separating finances, Venmo-ing your spouse, [Becca's horrifying…
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2025.01.31: It All Comes Together
Burnie and his new guest Chris Demarais talk about his new projects, how he got his start, the classic educational path of punk rocker or director, the SNL…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.01.30: Trade Dressed
Burnie and his guest Jason talk about chorizo, Tex Mex vs inferior foods, Two Pesos, rip off restaurants, defunded police in Austin, driving stick with the…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.01.29: Zero Point Tolerance
Scott and his guest Burnie discuss Deep Seek, the half a trillion Nvidia wipeout, using photo tools in new ways, keeping up with advancements, weighing the…
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2025.01.28: Declining Relevancy
Burnie and Ashley discuss the symbiotic growth of paypal and eBay, virtual credit card numbers, passkeys, cloning phones, cloning sheep, quantum identities…
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2025.01.27: Marked Safe
Burnie and Ashley talk about Storm Eowyn, NFL Conference Championships, roman numerals in modern culture, Super Bowl LIX, when reality seems like a bit, why…
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2025.01.24: Mind The Gaap
Burnie and Ashley discuss Eowyn, semantic-based lore, Xbox, non-Fable news, Doom, Earthbound Hells, solving relativistic travel, TikTok still banned on iOS…
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2025.01.23: Deliciously Inaccurate
Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list…
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2025.01.22: Razzing
Burnie and Ashley discuss sick days, off-brand calculators, the GenX daily schedule, the time before eggs, when smart kids hit the wall, Dungeon Crawler Carl…
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2025.01.21: Crown 'em
Burnie and Ashley discuss your National Championship Ohio State Buckeyes, playoffs vs the old polling system, MLK Day, executive orders, Gulf Of America, the…
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2025.01.20: Dummest Timelion
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great TikTok Comeback of 2025, Presidential Crypto, Bernie mittens, indoor inaugurations, and a bunch of other dumb stuff…
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2025.01.17: On Innies & Outies
Burnie and Ashley discuss David Lynch, being an artist in a commercial world, Nicolas Cage oscars, mistaken identities, Severance Season 2, Switch Two…
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2025.01.16: Hallway Fighting
Burnie and Ashley discuss Blue Origin, the New Glenn rocket, the Daredevil trailer, Atomic Blonde, Oldboy, The Punisher, and Severance Season 2. Support our…
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2025.01.15: Dunked
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great Donut Correction, Dunkin nomenclature, donut shop flavored coffee, cheez products, Disney sued for $10 billion, and whether…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.01.14: Real Girls
Burnie and Ashley talk about sex bots, lifetime dating budgets, Nintendo Switch 2, the loneliness epidemic, AARP, porn driving technology, and poisoning the…
- Morning Somewhere
2025.01.13: The People's Episode
Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, inaugural donations, presidential LAN parties, "the People" bidding on TikTok, Elon's Diablo…
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2025.01.10: Finding Out
Burnie and Ashley discuss sleep bifurcation, CES Worst of Show, flying cars, unrepairable tech, TikTok's day in court, Alec Baldwin's counter-offensive, Wiggle…
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2025.01.09: The Cool Parents
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Los Angeles wildfires, iPhone's birthday, Windows phones, Ashley the drug dealer, the games our subreddit won't delete…
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2025.01.08: Popping Your K
Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's dashed Oscar hopes, actual cannibals, just doing it, weird Best Picture criteria, Armie Hammer, In The Lost Lands…
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2025.01.07: Bad Patterns
Burnie and Ashley discuss Revenge of the Nerds, CES, Samsung's Ballie, robot motivations, sick strategies, is patriotism American, Royal Mail, Apple's…
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2025.01.06: Globally Golden
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Golden Globes 2025, roast hosts, awards memory holes, Emilia Perez, what is a comedy, Ted Lasso's Oz connection, Wild At Heart…
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2025.01.03: Very Small Fish
Burnie and Ashley discuss biometric consent, peak gossip, chess drama, denim bad boys, Blitz title sharing, CFB update, Squid Game Season 3 release date…
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2025.01.02: Peachy
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Legend of Skattabo, sink holes, spy novels, Apple's free TV weekend, Nancy Drew, Mack Bolan, Jason Bourne, James Bond, and…
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2025.01.01: Resoluting
Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks' PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL…
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2024.12.31: Ultimate 2024
Burnie and Ashley discuss updated coffee math, thank the people who made the podcast a success this year, and say goodbye to 2024. Support our podcast at…
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2024.12.30: Strawburied
Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop…
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2024.12.27: One
Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony's Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU's year off. Support our…
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2024.12.26: Boxing Out
Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football…
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2024.12.25: Jingling
Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit…
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2024.12.24: Black Widower
Burnie and Ashley discuss rural Scotland holiday hours, work/life/holiday balance, broke math, forced Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, weird transitions for…
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2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades
Burnie derails Ashley's schedule as they discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, leap year as a designated hitter, buying kids for Christmas…
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2024.12.20: The Podcast That Played Beast
Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey's, Irish as an adjective, Bitcoin's crunch, government shutdowns, nominees for Movie of the Year, tennis movies, gritty…
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2024.12.19: Starting Now
Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, big hard drives, Nintendo Switch, achievement entitlement, platinum trophies, declining player…
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2024.12.18: Person Of The Year
Burnie and Ashley reveal the Morning Somewhere Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Burnie's no friends strategy, Butch and Sunny get…
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2024.12.17: These Lying Kids
Burnie and his last guest for the year Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, beauty trends, oil training your hair, rural laws…
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2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time
Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, delicious thuds, Stork favoritism, milk…
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2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos
Vote for Person of the Year at morningsomewhere.com Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old school Austin, the rareness of Austin natives, five generations of…
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2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club
Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host by being an audience, laughing along, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting…
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2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff
Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, the housing market, not calling friends on their birthday, choosing your sports allegiances, Branson…
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2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring
Burnie and his best-ever mentee Kerry Shawcross discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets…
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2024.12.09: Bracketing
Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, missing journalist, Morning Somewhere's Story of the Year 2024, open nominations for Person of…
- Morning Somewhere
2024.12.06: The Nominees Are
Burnie and Scott Fuller discuss old drinking games, Scott's giveaways, their old friend group, professional friends, Scientology, the internet's fixation on…
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2024.12.05: Moon
Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors revival show, friends in bands, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs…
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2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster
Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley's Wicked review…